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PRESENTS:
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PPiC Issue #16
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Contents: Author
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Editors Note -Scourge
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Bashes and bad asses -Ground Zero
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How 2 kill a BELL -Enigma
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Nick Math -Overkill
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Anarchy @ School #3 -No Name
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Fuck you list. -Compilation (By No Name)
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Editors' Note
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You know, I really hate fags. I had some queer on
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America Online ask me if I wanted to jack off with him voice.
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(Of course I declined). If you know of any good gay bars (good to bash)
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or any beaches where they hang out, go do society a favor, and
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destroy them. It even says in the good ol' Bible that gays need to die.
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And God blew them all up. Take an example put forth by God, and go kill
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a gay today!
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-Scourge
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<Hmm.. I thought I was editor of this one.. Oh well -NN>
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Bashes and Bad-Asses
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-Ground Zero
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Bashes
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This is a fag board
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(616)965-1324
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1-800-GOOD-FUK
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CALL THIS!
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Bad-Asses
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---------
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Mainly this is inhabited by college kids,
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iCE members, and MAGiC. AWESOME logon
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screens, one by Hoaks is REALLY good.
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Good online selection of elite files.
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Stomach Pump
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(616)281-9968
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NOTE: The last few T-Files have been rather dull, standard carp, no big
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"PLANS" On how to take over the world, Very little "NEW" Shit, but now thats
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all gonna change..
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Enigma Of PPiC PRESENTS: "How to Kill A Bell Employ"
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If you don't agree with this, Then quit reading it. This is only for
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enjoyment purposes so don't try that lame ass "Your teaching people to kill
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shit".
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Intro:
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The most important thing to remember about Bell employs is that they are
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normal people, But unlike you and me they don't like phone phreakers.
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It'd be rather easy to kill one but they are a lot like the police, you
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shoot one and everyone phreaks, your phone lines are canceled and shit.
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The first thing you must do to kill one, short of getting names and
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researching them and going to the employes house and blowing his fukn brains
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out, is lure them to someplace to kill them.
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The best and easiest way of lureing them is by causing a phone outage.
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this can be accomplished several ways. Blowing up phone boxes, Cutting wires,
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etc. The way of choice is going to a scoping out a house for a few weeks,
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figure out how often they go out, when, where they go, how long they are out,
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etc. You then yank the phone lines outta the little grey box on the side of
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there house. As soon as the people go to make a phone call, no dial tone.
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They get a hold of the phone company some how and they come out and fix it.
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Now you have a few choices:
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1) Just stand there and shoot them in the head.
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2) Hide in a tree and snipper them.
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3) Do the fun thing.
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Okay number 1 and 2 are rather obvious. Now number 3 is a little trickier.
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Instructins on the fun thing:
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1) Get a whole lot of ammunition.
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2) Get a big truck or van.
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3) Get a lot of gasoline.
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4) Get a lot of drugs and beer.
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5) Automatic weapons (need I say more?)
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Okay.. Fill the truck/van up with the beer. Smoke/inject all the drugs.
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Now your almost ready.. Put your clips into the full auto weapons..
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Now this is the easiest/fun part.
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Locate all green boxes int he general area. open them up. Rip out all wires.
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Shit, while your at it cut electrical wires, rip out pipes, Light off bombs.
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all sorts of shit. Okay. now call and complain. do all the complaining from
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a Payphone. dial the number to the phone company. complain. Say your such
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and such and your gonna cut your service if they don't get there by 5.
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Okay.. Now place friction bombs (Easiest is a iodine, ammonia dipped in
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toilet paper on the door one) now when they open it its gonna go "BOOM"
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So know they are gonna call the bomb squad. If you don't think its important
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enough.. Call the phone company and say someone got eletricuted, or that your
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a line man and that about 10000 phones are out. (Which is actually the truth)
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Hehehe.. when about 10 of these people get there start shooting. the feds will
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show, rather then running, stand on the roof of a house, start shouting about
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how the government is full of fascist stupid fucks and that the phone company
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is ripping us off. Now is the time to blow up the area. Run into the house your
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on, go to the basement and open the sewer line. now drop a match into it.
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Hopefully you'll blow up about 6 or more city blocks and hundreds upon
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hundreds of reporters, bell employes, cops, swat teams, shit maybe even some
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secret srvice guys.. Fun as hell..
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The End.
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Other ways to kill people (Since we are on the subject)
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Caffiene:
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Get A LOT (Notice I said A LOT!) Of caffience pills, grind
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them up, Put them in a little container, mix with food pop,
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just about anything. If you give him enough in a short period
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of time, his heart rate will accelerate and he'll die. If you
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don't feel like grinding it up, go to a school, Supply store
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and say you need it for an analytical chemistry project on
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different types of asperin.
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Air:
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Easiest, Cheapist substance in the world to come across.
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Take an empty syringe and suck air into it. Walk up to said
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victem, inject the air right into his arm. As soon as the air
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hits his heart. BAM. no more breathing...
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Generic Death:
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Inject almost anything directly into the blood stream. Air is
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the funniest thats why its seperate.. :)
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Attack the spleen:
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stab them in the spleen. If you punture it, they'll die very
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quickly..
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Sincerely yours,
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If you got a comment Or a fukn complaint, call the main board and bitch
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at me.
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29A (616)78i-1177 NUP: necronomicon
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Nicks Math class.
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By Overkill
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If teachers taught math, and gave real life examples they would definatly
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use these in there lessons:
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KEY
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--- <---- Over (Or divided by)
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- <---- Minus
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1) Nick
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---- = Ya right.
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Girl
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2) Girls Nicks dated - Girls that hate nick = -9.99 X 10^23
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3) 6 Guys = 2 Girls
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4) Nick + lamer = 2Nick
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5) Nick <> cool
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6) Nick's penis <= 1cm
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7) Nick + Hand = White goo
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8) Nick + Dog = loud grunts (Screams of joy from both parties)
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9) Nicks friends * 100 = 0
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10) Nick = fag!
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These are just a few of the many possible equations that can be derived from
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Nick.
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Anarchy @ School (#3)
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By No Name
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Hey Another installation in what appears to be a new column in every mag!
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Okay.. Lets see.. More fun to have.. Okay.. We are going to get a little
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more wild in this particular issue. So it'll be a hacker/anarchy session.
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One of the worst things that can happen to your academic career is getting
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Expelled from school. The best way to get expelled is to have drugs on ya.
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the good ones. You know, coke, crack, big bags of weed, etc.
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Now you also need to get a gun. Why? cuz guns are fun.. Now don't go
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steal your dads. Steal a teachers, or even a cops.. Make sure its REAL hot
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Shoot at people, cars, Cops, etc. Now break into the victems locker.. This
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is rather simple. rather then going through all the boring steps once again
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go and Download PPiC0001. It has plenty of text on how to break into lockers.
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Now break into the locker. Place the gun on the top shelf (be careful not
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to leave your prints) Leve it right out oin the open. So they can't miss it.
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Now Hide the drugs, in a book bag, Under some papers, so it looks like it
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should be hidden.
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Now here is the tricky part. Make sure a teacher is near his locker in
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between classes. THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT!
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Okay. Wait till he reaches out and touches the gun. Now scream gun.
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Hopefully the teacher will come over.. If they don't, don't worry about it
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Just tell everyone that they got a gun. sooner or later a teacher will hear
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and they'll search his locker.
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That should be enough to ge them kicked out for at least 10 days.. :)
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Now we are on our trip back to the computer lab.. First swing by the
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electronics room. Get a shitload of wires, Stop by shop and get a hammer.
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now wrap all the wires around the screw driver. Set it next to the master
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server in a box, or even mount it beneath it. Plug in.
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Slowly the Hd will start having errors, files will disappear, and many many
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other problems will occur.
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So your standing in metal shop.. Got all these metal shavings and nothing
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to do with them? Get a whole shit load of them. Go back to the computer
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lab. turn off the computers. this step is VERY VERY important. Now shove
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as much of the metal shavings as you can into the fan vent. The next person
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to turn on the computer will get a shocking surprise.
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Another fun thing to do is, stop by the art room, et some STRONG glue.
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If the only have wimpy ass elmers, go to the shop classes, get some crazy glue
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now go into a class room when its empty, glue all the teachers things to the
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desk. Glue the grade book shut. Glue everything down. HAAHAHAHAH!
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Damn. I'm kinda running low on shit to do. I need more ideas for shit.
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Shit, I'll even try all the shit. I could always pay my old High School a
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visit.
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If your on this list you may SUK a dick you lamer ass bitch!
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Anyone who had herpes at 4 years old. (NS)
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Bill V. (EAT A FAT AS DICK UP! BEE-AHTCH!)
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Jack Rizor (Don't Ever Fukn try to play US!)
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Carl C. (You shouldn't touch other peoples shit.)
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Jake something or other.. (Don't ever pull a Nick Again)
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James B. (Better watch out or i'll kick you in it!)
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JUSTIN CASE of Columbia, MD (Phone number: 301-776-0304)
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And anyone who thinks our shit suks.
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PPiC Members List:
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Scourge
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No Name
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Duck
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Frenchman
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Overkill
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Scorch
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Chicago
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Ground Zero
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Enigma
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StormShadow
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Prophet
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Charles Manson
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C-4
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Call 29A today.. To complain or to compliment.
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(616)-781-1177
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(C)opyright --== Phose Inc. ==-- 1994 All Rights reserved.
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