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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e
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Presents:
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"Return to School: 101"
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by Lobo
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A guided tour through the 1993-94 school year Discipline Management Booklet
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for the Lubbock Independent School District (LISD) follows. This is all copied
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DIRECTLY from the LISD booklet. Any spelling, grammatical, or punctuation
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errors are entirely their fault. It is also probably all copyrighted, but this
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is for information purposes only.
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{<Lots of other BS (Items 1-8, classroom conduct, etc.) precedes this.>}
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(9) Violating the following dress and grooming policy:
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The District's dress code is established to teach grooming and hygiene,
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instill dicipline, prevent disruption, avoid safety hazards, and teach respect
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for authority.
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Students shall be dressed and groomed in a manner that is cleanand that will not
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be a health or safety hazard to themselves or others. The District prohibits any
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clothing or grooming that in the principal's judgment may reasonably be expected
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to cause disruption of or interference with normal school operations.
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The District prohibits pictures, symbols, emblems, or writings on clothing that:
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(a) Are lewd, offensive, vulgar, or obscene
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(b) Advertise or depict tobacco products, alcoholic beverages, drugs, or any
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other substance
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(c) Refer to satanic, cult, or gang activities
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The student and parent may determine the student's personal dress and grooming
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standards, provided that they comply with the general guidelinesset out above
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and as outlined in this plan.
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(a) Clothing (dresses, skirts, shorts, culottes) may not be shorter than the
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top of the knee for secondary students. Similar clothing for elementary
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(dresses, skirts, shorts, culottes) students must meet standards of good
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taste as determined by the building principal
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(b) Clothing that has been modified in a revealing manner will not be allowed
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(c) Bicycle shorts will not be allowed
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(d) Footwear shall be a part of regular attire. Thongs and bathroom or
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houseshoe-type footwear are not acceptable.
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(e) A bare midriff is unacceptable.
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(f) Appropriate undergarments shall be worn at all times.
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(g) The hair shall be clean and well-groomed, and not covering the eyes. A
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variety of hair styles shall be permittedif the following extremes are
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avoided:
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. geometric or unusual patterns shaved or cut in the hair
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. color variations in hair
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. ponytail, rat-tail, and braids (for boys)
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. longer than shoulder length (for boys)
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(h) Sideburns shall be kept trimmed so as not to form a beard, and shall not
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be extreme in fullness. Mustaches shall be acceptable if neatly trimmed.
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Beards shall not be acceptable.
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(i) The neck opening on any type shirt or blouse may not exceed the equivalent
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of the second button below the collar of a dress shirt or blouse.
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Underwear-type shirts such as tank tops or muscle shirts, are not
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acceptable.
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(j) Male students shall not wear earrings. Nose studs may not be worn by any
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student.
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If the princiapl determines that a student's groomin violates the dress code,
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that student shall be given an opportunity to correct the problem at school.
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If not corrected, the student shall be assigned to in-school suspension for
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the remainder of the day, o until the problem is corrected.
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A student whose clothing violates the dress code shall be assigned to
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in-school suspension either for the remainder of the day or until a parent or
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designee brings an acceptable change of clothing to the school.
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Repeated offenses may result in more serious action. Appropriate discipline
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procedures shall be followed in all cases.
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The principal, in cooperation with the sponsor, coach, or other person in
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charge of an extracurricular activity, may regulate the dress and grooming of
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students who participate in the activity. Students who violate these standards
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may be removed or excluded from the activity for a period determined by the
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principal or sponsor and may be subject to other disciplinary action.
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This policy shall be reviewed annually. {Last Reviewed, 1989. -Lobo}
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{<The stuff that follows this is actually sort of OK in a few aspects.>}
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As you can see, this policy is rather fascist, but hey, we all know that
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school is fascist. Here's an article I wrote for the newspaper we had to make
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in computer class for desktop publishing (which was quite hard for some people
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in the class to grasp) last year:
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Biology Students Take "End of Course Exam" {classy title, eh?}
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The title says it all. On May 18, 1994, all biology students in the state
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of Texas took the "End of Course Exam". Though it did not count this year (as
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far as the state was concerned, it was a practice test), most teachers either
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took a grade on it or counted it as the course final (which my teacher did).
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Next year's students will have to pass the test or they will not receive credit
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for the course, regardless of how well they did throughout the year. This exam,
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though extremely easy, is another example of how the state is trying to take
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control of individual school districts and how they grade their students. The
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Texas Education Agency has plans to implement similar examinations in all higher
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science (biology, chemistry, and physics) and higher math (algebra, geometry,
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trigonometry, and calculus) courses. If this happens, many good students who
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"freeze-up" on tests or do not test well for some other reason will have to
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repeat many courses. This would be bad {original phrase before fascist computer
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teacher lady made me change it was 'This would suck...'} because these students
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could not move on to the next level in science or math, even if they passed the
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course. Preliminary plans have also been made to require similar testing in all
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courses if the science and math exams have good results. Testing is becoming
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even more of an inherent part of school, and we at the Pig's Paper are more than
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a little bit skeptical of this. {The Pig's Paper was the name of the newspaper.
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There was a big picture of a pig on the front. It was neat.}
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There's just another example of how school is fascist, though this time it's
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actually not LISD's fault. What a surprise! Fascism at the state level? Who
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comes up with these things?
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{The amount of sarcasm in the last three sentences is roughly equivalent to the
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amount of oil the Exxon Valdez spilled in Alaska. That's just an estimate.}
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Well, we here at GwD are always looking for more evidence of ANY school's
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fascism/corruption/poor taste/uncleanliness/etc. If you have an interesting
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tidbit about school, why not e-mail (me) Lobo? I can be reached on almost any
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bbs in 806. Come on, drop me a line!
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This text file has been a production of The GREENY world Domination Task Force.
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You may now carry on with whatever it is you were doing before you started
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reading this file.
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/-----------------------***** GwD Propagandists *****--------------------------\
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