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In Memory, : :: : : |_ _; Karl Marx
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,~~ : :::'istorted : `|| says:
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--)( : :::. :::: : || "Aufheben!"
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HOOKAH! : :::' :::: :
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22 February 1994 : Text File #9 Mongoloid Telecom
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'Bob Larson, Radio Christian'
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by Spirit of Entropy
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Many people each day tune into Christian radio talk show host Bob Larson
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and listen to his show. The show, called 'Talkback with Bob Larson', is
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broadcast everyday from 4 to 6 pm eastern standard time.
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Bob Larson is a fundamentalist. His funde-ism goes beyond orthodox
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Christian beliefs however. Bob supposedly talks to people possessed by demons
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and claims to be able to exorcise those demons while on the air, over the
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telephone. Larson does this while exhorting the portion of his audience that
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actually believes his his act to send him money. This money, Larson claims,
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will be used to 'help the helpless' on the 'Hope Line' Larson has created, as
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well as helping to cover the cost of the air time Larson buys on local radio
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stations. Usually, Larson spends the first 20 minutes average of each hour
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begging for donations. These donations usually are hundreds of dollars a
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month.
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The danger Larson represents is actually very real. He appeals to a part of
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the American population that is usually uneducated, and highly superstitious.
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Larson often takes facts out of context or out and out lies about things he
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dislikes ... which is anything non-Christian, or more accurately non-Bob.
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A good example of this was the show he did on Feb. 21 about Advanced Dungeons
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and Dragons. Larson claimed that rape was a common event in he game, that
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character alignment was randomly rolled for, and that the game involved 'the
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occult' whatever that means to Bob. All three of those statements are
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completely false. A look at the 2nd Edition AD&D Player's Handbook can prove
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that in all of 5 minutes. Larson isn't interested in reality. He's interested
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in playing off the ignorance of his audience and gaining the $ he wants.
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While claiming to be a follower o' the lord, Larson lives quite well.
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Despite his angry response towards any inquiry, Bob Larson has mentioned his
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ownership of a Jeep, of his own horse, and of a country home. Such belongings
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don't reflect the spartan life of a devout spreader of the word!
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Homosexuals, people belonging to alternative religions, AD&D players,
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people who like Bart Simpson and Beavis & Butthead, and many other people are
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all targets for Bob's audience of simple minded people. I personally have had
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an incident at a store while shopping for AD&D materials. The woman asked,
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"You aren't really involved in that satanic game, are you?". My response, "I'm
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sorry ma'am, but you don't know what you're talking about." The woman asked
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her god Jesus to 'bless me' and hurried off, afraid. I would hate to see
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what would have happened if I would have been looking for a book for a college
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Comparitive religions class!
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If you're interested in learning more about the absurdity that is Bob
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Larson, tune in to your local Christian radio station. He might be here ...
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looking to stick his hands in your pocket!
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Distorted Digital Erection February 1994 Text File #9
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