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...:::/// CLASSIC COWS \\\:::...
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Part 1 of the 2-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
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________________________
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(__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION *
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(oo) ( A real COWlector's Item! )
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/-------\/ --'\________________________/ * SUMMER 1990 ISSUE! *
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/ | ||
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* ||----|| Edited by Eric W. Tilenius
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~~ ~~ Please send your submissions to:
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Cow ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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______________
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| E.T.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__)
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| USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
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| COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
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|____________| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
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|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
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|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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______||_______
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| EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__)
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|_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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(__) (__) (__) (__)
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(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
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/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
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/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
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* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
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with milk after milking cow with milk
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(___) (___) * (___) (___)
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(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
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/-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
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/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
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* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~
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Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
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seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
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(__) (__) (__) (__)
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(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
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/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
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* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
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Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
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on grass on cow
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(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
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(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
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/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
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* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
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||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
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ooo~~ ~~ ooooooooooooooooo ~~ ~~ ~~
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Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
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a shit shit kicked out of her
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(__)
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(oo) U
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/-------\/ /---V
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/ | || * |--| .
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* ||----||
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~~ ~~
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Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
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(__) )__( vv vv
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(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
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/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
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/ | || / | || /\-------/
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* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
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~~ ~~ vv vv (~~)
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American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
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(__) (__) (__)
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(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
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/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
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/ | || / | || /| ||
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* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
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start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
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(__) (__) (__)
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(OO) (@@) (xx)
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/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
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/ | || / | || / | ||
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* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
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psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
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/\ __
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/ \ ||
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(__) (__) \ / (_||_)
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SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
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/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
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/ | || / | || / S / | ||
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* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
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to George Washington this cow cow
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(__)
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* (__) (oo)
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\ (oo) /------\/
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\-------\/ /| |/ |
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| ==$ || / | [) ||
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||----|| * ||----||
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously
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to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer
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(___) (__) (__)
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( O ) (oo) (oo)
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/-------\ / \/--------\/
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/ | ||V | |
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* ||----|| ||------||
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
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the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
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(__) (__)
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[##] (@o)
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/-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
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/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
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* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~
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This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
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to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
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(____) (____) (____)
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(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
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/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
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/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
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/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
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* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
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/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ~~~~ ~~~~
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This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
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to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
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legs or eight
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(__)
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(__) (oo) (__)
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(oo) /\/ (oo)
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/-------\/ /--/-- \/-----
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/ | || / | `-. / | `-.
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* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
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OO OO OO OO OO OO
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Cow-vertible . . .
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(__)
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*_ *_ ( oo *_
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\ (__) \ /\/ \ (__)
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\.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____
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||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \
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OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO
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Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse)
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* (___) * (___) (__)
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\ (o o) \ (o o) (oo)
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\-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ________
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| ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______
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||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| --
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~
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Twins Cow Catcher
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(__)
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(__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__)
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(oo) <=|~~|=> ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo)
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/-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/
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/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
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* ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----||
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~~ ~~ * ||------|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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~~ ~~
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Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird
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Cow Cow
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(~~) ( (oo) (__)
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(oo) ) (OO) (oo)
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/-------==--- /------\--/ /------||||||
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/ | || / | || / | UX` \||/
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* ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----||
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~
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Groucho's Harpo's Karl's
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cow cow cow
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(yes, that's the Russian symbol.
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Use your imagination.)
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O__O \_|_/
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(oo) (oo)
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/-------\/ /-------\/
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/ | || / | ||
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* ||----|| * ||----||
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Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
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(__) (__)
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~~ (oo) (--)
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~~~~ /-------\/ /-\/-\
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~~~~~ / | || /| |\
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~~~~~ * ||----|| ~ | | ~
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~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~==== | |
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ /----\
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / \ \
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ * ~
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Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
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(What a bod, huh guys?)
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)\ (__)
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/ \ (oo)
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Cow trying out for a part
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in the new JAWS movie
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* (__)
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\ (DD)
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\ /-------\/
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\ | \ (__) * ||----|
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\\|| \(oo) ~~ ~
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\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
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~~ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
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\\ ||
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\\||
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~~ / / / / / / / / / / /
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\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
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\_ / / / / / _______ / /
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Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
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/ / / (__)| / /
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/ / / (oo)| / /
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( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
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( @@ ) (------------) / | ||~_|
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@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
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@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ~~ ~
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/--UU--\/ (____________)
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/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
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* ||---||
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(New) Jersey Cow
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O O O O
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\ \ / /
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\ \ (__) /
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(__) \ \ (xx)/
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(DD) \ +--------+\//
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/-------\/ \| | /
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/ | || +--------+
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* ||----||
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~~ ~~
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Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
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o==+--
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| |\ \
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| | \ \ ____________________
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| \ \ \ | |
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| \ \ \ | +------------+ |
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| \ \ \ | | (__) | |
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| \ \ \| | (oo) | |
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| \ \ | | o\ .\/. | |
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| \ \| | | \/ \ | |
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/---\ \ | +------------+ |
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/ \ \| |
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\ / | |
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\---/ | |
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--------------------------
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( )
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--------------------------
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Cow-struction worker.
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/---\
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: = :
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: :
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:,','. '. : :---\
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..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : :
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Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.
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o o
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|__| (__) (__)
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(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
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/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
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* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
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bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
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male relative cow cow cow
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cow
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x
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xxxx|xxxx
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xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
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//
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(__) // (__) (__)
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(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
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/-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
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/ | |// / | || || | \
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* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
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o o (__) ~
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\ / (oo) /
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\ / _____\/___/
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(__) \__/ / /\ / /
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(oo) _______(oo) ~ / * /
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/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
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/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
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* ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
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~~ ~~ ||-----|| / /
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~~ ~~ ~ ~
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Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
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Cow Cow (That's what comes of
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(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
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cow-culus) Ray Tube)
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o
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/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
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/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
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| | ___| |==============|
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| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
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\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
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\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
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----------------- / | NASA |==== |
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| | * ||------||-----~
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----------------- || | |
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/ / \ \ ~~ ~ |
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/ ---- \
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~~ ~~ This cow jumped over the Moon
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(__)
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([][]) "I have this recurring dream
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__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
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/\ \__ ~ :..("")
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/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
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/----~/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
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\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
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/====== \/ =======/==============//
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*_/ / \ /~ // / \\
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/ \ ~ // \\
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Psycowlogist and patient
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(___)
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\~~~~~~~~\ (__) (o o)
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\~~~~~~~~\\ (oo) \ /
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*-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
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~_______/ --- \______~ // -----\
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~--------\ \S/ /\_____~ \\/_~{} /==V===[]
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\______/ \_____\\//
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\__/
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It's a bird... //\\ The Boss
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It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien)
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// //
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==================
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_____________________________ H H
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| |-------------| H (__) H
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| | ________ | H (oo) H __
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| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \
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| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
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| | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ /
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| | o | H~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~H ||
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| | ~ | H H ||
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| | ] | H H ||
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| | | H H ||
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|_____________|_____________| H H ||
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
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Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
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( ( )
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( ( ) )
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( ( )
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( / )
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( ( \\ )
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( | // )
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| | (__)
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| | (oo) (__)
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| | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
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| | || ( _)_______(__) )
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**| | ---|| \ __________/
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``'---------~~
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Cow Hide Cow Pie
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\ | / ___________
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____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
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| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
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| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
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| | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
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| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
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| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
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| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
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| | \# |+ ++| | | |~~~~~~| | | | || | |
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| | \# |+ ++| | | |~~~~~~| | | | || | |
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~~~| (~~~~~) |~~~~~#~| H |_ |~| | |||| | |~~~~~~| |
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| ( ||| ) | # ~~~~~~ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
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`v'- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||||| |
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(oo) (oo) /---V
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/-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
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/ | || ||_______| \
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* ||W---|| || || *
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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"Cow Town"
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\ (__) (__)
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\\(oo) (\/)
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/-----\\\/ /-------\/
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/ | (##) / | ||
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* ||----||" * ||----||
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
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(__) (__) (__)
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(\/) ($$) (**)
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/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
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/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
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* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
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(__) (__)
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(oo) (oo)
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/-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
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/ |'''''|| / | ||
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* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
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*
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** **
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* ** * * * **
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* / / \ * *
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\ \ / \ / / (__)
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* / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
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/ (00) / / / | |( )
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\ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
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/ / | || / / || ||
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\ \ * ||----|| \ \ ~~ ~~
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/ / ~~ ~~ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
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Cow in Heat
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(___)
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(o o)
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/------\ / (__) (__)
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/ ____O (oo) (oo)
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/\oo===| / || / | ||
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| || *||~-----|| * OO----OO
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* ~~ ~~ ~~
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Cowt in the Act low rider cow
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(__) \__\ (__)
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(oo) o (oo) (oo)
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/-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
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/ | || / | || ||______||
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* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
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OO OO OO OO OO OO
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Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
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(__) (__) \_||_~
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(oo) (oo) (*||*)
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/---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
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/ | || / || / | ||
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* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
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OO OO OO OO OO }{
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holy cow armed and dangerous
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David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
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(__) (__)
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Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
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(__) _--------_
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(oo) |__________| BIG
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/-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
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/ | 007 || __________
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* ||----|| |_ _|
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~~ ~~ --------
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Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
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The cow that didn't jump
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over the moon.
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LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\
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___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
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* ~ ~ * ww ww
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Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
|
||
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____ ____ |+++++|
|
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|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
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|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
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|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
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||
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o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
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| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|
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|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
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-|_ \_|-_|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 0 _| * \/ *
|
||
\ | __________________________________/
|
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| W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
|
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/ /\ \ \___/ \___/
|
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/ / \ \
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~~~ ~~~ Who you gonna call...?
|
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(__) (__) (__) (----------)
|
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(00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
|
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/------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
|
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/| || /| || /| ||
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* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|
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Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
|
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* (__) (__) (__) (__)
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\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
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\-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
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/| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
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//||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
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~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking
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(__)
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(oo) (__) o * (__)
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\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
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____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
|
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---/ --** / | / | |
|
||
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
|
||
//--------/ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
|
||
//__ Cow Cow pooing
|
||
Cow marching standing
|
||
|
||
|
||
Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
|
||
(__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
|
||
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ~ _/\ /\_ ~
|
||
/\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \//
|
||
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
(___)
|
||
( OO
|
||
\_ | - Add your cows to the official COWlection!
|
||
\O Send your cows to: ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU
|
||
|
||
|
||
(___)
|
||
( --
|
||
\_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support. Zzz z z z z z z z
|
||
\O
|
||
|
||
|
||
______
|
||
(__) | | (__)
|
||
(oo) | | ($$)
|
||
----\/ /-----~~~~~~ /-------\/
|
||
|| / | || / | IRS ||
|
||
---|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|
||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
|
||
Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Acowntant
|
||
|
||
|
||
(___) (___) (___)
|
||
(0 0) (0 0) (0 0)
|
||
\ / \ / \ /
|
||
__[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__
|
||
/_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===:
|
||
\OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/
|
||
|
||
Cowed Forces
|
||
\ _ /
|
||
- ( ) - /\
|
||
/ " \ /| | (__)
|
||
(__) / | | (oo)\
|
||
________(oo) /____| | \/| \
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||
/| \/ / \/ | \
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||
/ |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \
|
||
* || || |__________| ||| ____\---*
|
||
~~ ~~
|
||
Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice
|
||
|
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|
||
) ( _
|
||
(____) / \ (__) ==========I
|
||
/ = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I
|
||
(-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I
|
||
( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I
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||
/------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I
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||
/ | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I
|
||
* ||----|| ~~ ~~
|
||
~~ ~~
|
||
Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo
|
||
|
||
______________________ _______________________
|
||
| | | |
|
||
| (__) | | (__) |
|
||
| (oo) | | (oo) |
|
||
| /-------\/ | |---\/ /----|
|
||
| / | || | | || / | |
|
||
| * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--|
|
||
| ~~ ~~ | | ~~ ~~ |
|
||
|--------------------| |---------------------|
|
||
Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1
|
||
|
||
(__) (__)
|
||
(oo) (oo)
|
||
______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __
|
||
/___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/|
|
||
|___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
|
||
|_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|~~ ~/|___||
|
||
|___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/
|
||
|
||
Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989
|
||
|
||
|
||
______________(__)_________________ (__)
|
||
/_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo)
|
||
| \/ || \/
|
||
_|_ _|| ||
|
||
/__/_______________________________/__/| ||
|
||
( ) ( )| ||
|
||
| |________________________________| | | ||
|
||
\_____________________________________/] /------- /
|
||
[] [] [] / | ||
|
||
* ||----||
|
||
COW-CH ~~ ~~
|
||
Cowraffe
|
||
|
||
* *
|
||
\ /
|
||
\ /
|
||
/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ \/
|
||
/ (__) \ +----------+
|
||
| (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~\ | | |
|
||
|~~~| \/. \\ // \_* |~~~| | |
|
||
| |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | |
|
||
| |-----//---------||----| | | |
|
||
| |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+
|
||
~||~ ~||~ || ||
|
||
|
||
"COWCH POTATO"
|
||
+------------+ +
|
||
| B A T E S | (__) o
|
||
| (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /|
|
||
---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / |
|
||
|\ \ W------ | | ( ) v
|
||
| ---------- *---- ====; ( )
|
||
| | (__) | \ / ( )
|
||
\ | (oo) | \ | ( )
|
||
\ | \/ | \+ | ( )
|
||
---------- + ( )
|
||
Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | |
|
||
o o
|
||
Psycho Cow (with knife)
|
||
(__)
|
||
(oo) ------------------------- _______________________
|
||
/-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ~ ~ /|
|
||
/ | || ------------------------- | \ ~ ~ ~ / |
|
||
* ||----|| |(_\ ~ COW-PIE ~ /_)|
|
||
~~ ~~ |(oo\ ~ /oo)|
|
||
The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ~ ~ / \/ |
|
||
|(__) \ / (__)|
|
||
\ / \(oo)(_\ ~ ~ /_)(oo)|
|
||
\_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \//
|
||
/\___________/\ \ \/ \ ~ / \/ /
|
||
Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) /
|
||
trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \~/ (oo)/
|
||
/ / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\//
|
||
___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) /
|
||
\ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ /
|
||
\ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) /
|
||
\ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/
|
||
\ \/_________\/ / \ \//
|
||
\/___________\/ \:/
|
||
/ \
|
||
/ \
|
||
|
||
(__) (__) (______) (__)
|
||
(oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo)
|
||
/--------\/ /~~~~~~~\/ /-----\ / /-------\/
|
||
./ | | ./ {~)))))_} / | |\/ / | ||
|
||
|--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)||
|
||
| | | | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
|
||
~~ ~~
|
||
cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's
|
||
loss program the program Cow Cow
|
||
|
||
|
||
(___)
|
||
( OO
|
||
______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______
|
||
| | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| |
|
||
| |____| |____| | | |__\/_| |
|
||
| | | |
|
||
| | (__) | |
|
||
| __________ | (oo) | __________ |
|
||
| | | | \/-------\ | | | |
|
||
| | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | |
|
||
| | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | |
|
||
| | (oo) | | (oo) | |
|
||
| \___\/___/ \___\/___/ |
|
||
| |
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||
| |
|
||
( ______ )
|
||
( / \ )
|
||
( / \ )
|
||
( | | )
|
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| | | |
|
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| | | |
|
||
|_________________________|________|______________|
|
||
\ \
|
||
\ \
|
||
\ \
|
||
\ \ (__)
|
||
\ \ (oo) /
|
||
/---\----\/ /
|
||
/ | \ || * (__) /
|
||
* ||---\-\\ \ ( OO /
|
||
~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/>
|
||
~~ ~~ | \===/>
|
||
\\_____// | /______/ /
|
||
|| | _________\\_\\_____/____________________
|
||
/\------\ ~ ~ /
|
||
(oo) \ /
|
||
(--) * /
|
||
|
||
Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
|
||
|
||
______________________
|
||
| |\
|
||
| (__) | |
|
||
| (oo) | |
|
||
| \/ | |
|
||
| / \ \ | |
|
||
///////// \_ \_/////// |
|
||
| | / | | (__)
|
||
| /++++++< | | _____(oo)
|
||
|==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
|
||
| * | \_\_ | | / | ||
|
||
_______O)-----~---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
|
||
|
||
cow-lliope in the circus parade
|
||
|
||
*
|
||
\
|
||
w \ w (__)
|
||
\\ /\ // (oo)
|
||
\\/ \// \/
|
||
| | (__) >--( )--<
|
||
|(__)| (oo) / \
|
||
\(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---<
|
||
//\/\\ <| |> v /\ v
|
||
|| || \ \/ / | (oo) |
|
||
||__|| |\/\/| \(~~)/
|
||
/~~ ~~\ /----\ | |
|
||
/ ======== \ / \ | |
|
||
/ \ /* * * \ / \/ \
|
||
|==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ |
|
||
\ / || || ~ / ~
|
||
\ ======== / ~~ ~~ *
|
||
\ _____ /
|
||
Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus
|
||
|
||
|
||
(__) -'`- "Here's
|
||
(oo) ____________________ ( oo ~ mooing
|
||
/-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you,
|
||
/ | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!"
|
||
* ||----| / ====================== | \___['
|
||
~~ ~ || || | ||
|
||
Cowncillor his cowch |____|-
|
||
| |
|
||
~ ~
|
||
(__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt
|
||
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
|
||
/-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\
|
||
/ | || =================== || | \
|
||
* ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| *
|
||
~~ ~~ -- ~ ~ ~ ~ -- ~~ ~~ (__)
|
||
A game of cowntract bridge (oo)
|
||
/ \/ ____________
|
||
/ \===~__| |
|
||
---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________|
|
||
(__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | |
|
||
(oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | |
|
||
/-------\/ ---------------------- I I~ ~ | |
|
||
/ | || | \-/ | | | |
|
||
* ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
|
||
~~ ~~ ----------------------
|
||
Just a humble cownoisseur
|
||
|
||
|
||
(__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__)
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(oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
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\/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
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\/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
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\/
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a cownfluence
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_______
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(__( .-< | | |
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(oo) | |___|___|
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___\/___| |\_____/|
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| | | | |
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| | | |_______|
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>-' | | _ | _ |
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*----/\ /-------// |--(_)--|
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/ \ / | || |_______| (__)
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/ \ * ||----|| | | (++)
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~ ~ ~~ ~~ |_______| \/
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Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow
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_
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________|@|________
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| POLICE BOX | __
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|---------------| (~\/~) \(:)/
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|_______| / | \oo/ (o|o)
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|| | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/
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||-----|| | | /| | /| |
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||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ~ ||----||
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| ___ | | | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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| |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow
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| _____ | (__)
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|| || (oo) ---------
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|| ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
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|| ||B-9 \ | ---------
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||_____||______\|
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|_______|_______|
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----------------
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a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
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( ----0 ----------------
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(___) _\/_
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|===| /oooo\---O
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________\_/ /oooooo\
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| | | /oooooooo\
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# ||______|| /oooooooooo\
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|| || /____________\
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~~ ~~
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RoboCow a Dalek Cow
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__________________ ___________________ ___________________
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/ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\
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/cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\
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------------------------ ------------------------- -------------------------
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\ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/
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\McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle /
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Ronald McDonald's Cows
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@ @
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@@@ @
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@@ @
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Pffii @@@@ @@
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___________D @@@@@@
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|________ | _______
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(__) | / \ /
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( oo /~| | __ \ /
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/\_|// | | / \ | |
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_/____/__| | | | | |
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| ___/-----------------_| (__)
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| / \ \ \ `(oo)
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| / \ | | |\/
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| | O | / / __ /
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|----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__)
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\ / | o | \\\ _( )_
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________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
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Cow Express Suicidal Cow
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o _____________
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/\ / \
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[__] ( take off, eh! )
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__ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/
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\/----///\ /-------\/
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*/\______(xx) / | ||__|
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||
( ) * ||----| U
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~~ ~
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Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow
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o o o o o o
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o o o o o o o o o o
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o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o
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O ) ( ) ( ) (
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o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__)
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(oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o
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/------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/
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/ | $$$$ / | || / | || / | ||
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||
* ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o
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||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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||
Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
|
||
|
||
___
|
||
_/...\ *==\ ________________
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||
__________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \
|
||
/| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo |
|
||
/ | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/
|
||
* |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/
|
||
||| ||| * | _ |_| _ |
|
||
|| --+_+- ||
|
||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- --
|
||
| |_ | |_
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||
/\ |____| |____|
|
||
/ O\ Santa Cows
|
||
/ , \
|
||
/ O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
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||
-/ , \- / |~ |~ \
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||
/ O \ | |~ o| |~ o| |
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||
/, , \ / \ o| o| /
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||
/ O O \ / \ /
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||
-/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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||
/ O , \ / / .
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||
/ , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\.
|
||
/ O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\.
|
||
/ O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\.
|
||
------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\.
|
||
||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ ||
|
||
|| ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~
|
||
Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| *
|
||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
|
||
Christmas Cowols
|
||
|
||
O
|
||
O O O
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||
O *
|
||
Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\
|
||
_____________________| |_____ /||o\
|
||
/______________________________\ /|o|||\
|
||
~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\
|
||
~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\
|
||
~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\
|
||
/-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\
|
||
/ | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |
|
||
* ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
|
||
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|
||
|
||
|
||
|----------------------| /\
|
||
| | /\ /\/ \
|
||
| | / \/ / \/\
|
||
| | / \ \
|
||
| | ----------------------------
|
||
|______________________|
|
||
\/
|
||
|----------------------| o-@@
|
||
|______________________|
|
||
Minimalist Dead Cow
|
||
----------------------
|
||
Mark Rothko Cow
|
||
/=`=~~~#&@~@&)|||><<><><>
|
||
\|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#***
|
||
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**~~//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
|
||
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
|
||
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
|
||
------------------------------------------------
|
||
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow
|
||
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
|
||
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________
|
||
------------------------------------------------ | (__) |
|
||
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) |
|
||
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ |
|
||
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || |
|
||
------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| |
|
||
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ~~ ~~ |
|
||
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas |
|
||
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow |
|
||
------------------------------------------------ --------------------
|
||
Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow
|
||
|
||
|
||
oo --
|
||
\/
|
||
|
||
|
||
cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow
|
||
|
||
|
||
II
|
||
( MOOOOOO ! ) II\
|
||
________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
|
||
|\ `v' \ + II (00)
|
||
| \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\
|
||
| ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he )
|
||
|\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? )
|
||
| \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\
|
||
\ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \
|
||
(\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
|
||
(_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II
|
||
II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
|
||
|
||
What cows think when people MOO at them
|
||
|
||
|
||
/\\ ~ (__) (__)
|
||
/__\\ | ( oo _ (oo)
|
||
_ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\
|
||
/ \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \
|
||
| /|I I| | ==== | |
|
||
~/ |I I| | | | |
|
||
| |I I| /| _ \ / \
|
||
| |I I| / / / \ \ __________\
|
||
| |_____| * || || \\
|
||
~ *~ ||_ ||_ (_)
|
||
|
||
cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.
|
||
|
||
|
||
(!!) _/\_ \_\
|
||
!!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo)
|
||
!/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/
|
||
!/ |______|| / |______|| / |________||
|
||
* || || * || || * || ||
|
||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
|
||
Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow
|
||
|
||
|
||
(__) (__)
|
||
(oo) (oo)
|
||
/--------------- \/ / ------------- \/
|
||
/ ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| )
|
||
/ ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| )
|
||
* ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| )
|
||
( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| )
|
||
(+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ~---------~
|
||
|| || || ||
|
||
|| || || ||
|
||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
|
||
"COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR"
|
||
|
||
/\
|
||
/ \ __ ________ ------
|
||
DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====|
|
||
MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v|
|
||
\/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |~~ *|
|
||
/ | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------
|
||
* ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----||
|
||
~~ ///~~ \===/ ~~ ~~
|
||
Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege
|
||
|
||
|
||
(__)
|
||
(oo)
|
||
/-------\/ # #
|
||
/ | || \\ //
|
||
* ||----||\ \\ //
|
||
~~ ~~ \ \ --- /
|
||
\ | |
|
||
| | |
|
||
| | |
|
||
| / \_/ \ (__)
|
||
| // \\ <--(xx)--#-
|
||
| // \\ /\
|
||
___________\|/___________
|
||
Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party
|
||
|
||
|
||
___--------___ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
/ . . . \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
|\/ . (__) . \/| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
|| . . (oo) . . || ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
|/\ . \/ . /\| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
\___ . . ___/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
--------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis
|
||
|
||
|
||
___________________________
|
||
| (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__)
|
||
| ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo)
|
||
_______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/
|
||
| | | ||
|
||
| _____ _____ | ||----||
|
||
|___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo)
|
||
|___| |___|
|
||
Cow-pooling rollerscating cow
|
||
|
||
__ o oo o
|
||
(__) \||/
|
||
(__) (__) (___)
|
||
(__) (oo) (oo) (o o)
|
||
( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ /
|
||
( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O
|
||
| | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---||
|
||
~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
|
||
Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow
|
||
|
||
( )
|
||
(___) PRISON# # # # # ||| |||
|
||
(o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O)
|
||
/------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/
|
||
/ | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | |||
|
||
* | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || |||
|
||
||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------|||
|
||
~~ ~~ # # ~# # #~~# # ~~ ~~
|
||
Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows
|
||
|
||
|
||
(__) (__)
|
||
/ oo ______ / @@ ______
|
||
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
|
||
| |___ | | | |___ | |
|
||
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
|
||
* | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
|
||
\ | |_____ | |_____
|
||
\|________| *____/|________|
|
||
|
||
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
(__) (__)
|
||
/ -- ______ / .\/. ______
|
||
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
|
||
| |___ | | | |___ | |
|
||
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
|
||
| | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
|
||
| |_____ \ | |_____
|
||
*____/|________| \|________|
|
||
|
||
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
|
||
|
||
|
||
\\ \\
|
||
\\ \\
|
||
/ \ / \
|
||
/ \ / \
|
||
\ \ \ \
|
||
\ \(__) \ \(__)
|
||
*--> (oo) *--> (oo)
|
||
/ / \/ o / / \/
|
||
/ / / /
|
||
\ / o \ /
|
||
\ / \ /
|
||
// //
|
||
// o //
|
||
|
||
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
|
||
|
||
|
||
___
|
||
/ \ ( ) Happy
|
||
| \ |--| Mooosic! (__)
|
||
| | \ /__ (oo)
|
||
+----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__)
|
||
|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)---->
|
||
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/
|
||
| | | / / | ~~ / | ||
|
||
o o o | | ||---- * ||----||
|
||
~~ ~~ ~~
|
||
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
|
||
|
||
|
||
(__) +=============================+
|
||
(oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
|
||
______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ |
|
||
__|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
|
||
/ --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
|
||
|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/
|
||
| @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
|
||
\ / \ / ------------------------------------
|
||
--- ---
|
||
COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
|
||
|
||
__ _________ __ _________
|
||
( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
|
||
/ ( \o/ ) ) / //// )
|
||
( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \
|
||
\ /O\ ) \ |moo| )
|
||
( @ @ / ( (---) /
|
||
(_____/\____) (_____/\____)
|
||
o o
|
||
o o
|
||
o o
|
||
(__) (__)
|
||
/----(uu) /----(uu)
|
||
*__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s
|
||
/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \))
|
||
|/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))//
|
||
~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*)
|
||
Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage
|
||
|
||
|
||
(__) o o * (__)
|
||
(oo) o o \ (OO)
|
||
/-------\/==o o \-------\/
|
||
/ | || ____ [] | ||
|
||
* ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----||
|
||
~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~
|
||
Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
|
||
the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
|
||
|
||
__// \__ |\__|\
|
||
/~~~)~~/ ) ( \~~(~~~\ | 00 |
|
||
/( _( ~/ \~ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/
|
||
/ \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| /
|
||
/ \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/
|
||
( )/\ //\( ) ( )
|
||
/\ // \ /\ | |
|
||
/ / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ --------
|
||
* \( )/ * || ||
|
||
\_ _// nn nn
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow after learning that
|
||
the vice president has a
|
||
(__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does
|
||
(oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo)
|
||
\/ \/ \/ \/ (__,
|
||
(+o)
|
||
(__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\'
|
||
(oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \
|
||
\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o
|
||
== == --
|
||
Cownting... This cow plays hockey
|
||
|
||
|
||
/.
|
||
moo /`'\ .
|
||
(__) MOO! ` / ./ \..
|
||
(oo) / ../ .' \.
|
||
/-------\/ ../ / ../ \
|
||
/ | || ./ ./ ./ \
|
||
* ||----|| ./ ./ \ \.
|
||
-------~~----~~----- .../ ../ ../ \
|
||
\ / / /
|
||
Ech-cow (echo)
|
||
|
||
________________ (__)
|
||
~__~ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
|
||
(oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O//
|
||
/-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____
|
||
/ | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW
|
||
* ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES
|
||
~~ ~~ O O o o / \-----/ \
|
||
Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/
|
||
|
||
* . . ,
|
||
. . * . .
|
||
. *
|
||
\ / , (__) , ,
|
||
- * - ( . |
|
||
. / \ , . \/ . - - .
|
||
. / \\ , |
|
||
, * * / /\\
|
||
. /\\ / . .
|
||
* . / \\ . .
|
||
_|_ , . , / , *
|
||
| . , . * , . .
|
||
. , . . . * .
|
||
|
||
The Milky Way
|
||
|
||
|
||
\ / ________________________________
|
||
\/ / \
|
||
(__) /\ | At times likes these you |
|
||
(oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
|
||
_\/_ // O \________________________________/
|
||
* ( ) // O
|
||
\ (\\ // o
|
||
\( \\ ) o (__)
|
||
( \\ ) /\ (oo)
|
||
___[\______/~~~~~~~\__/) o-)__ /\/\
|
||
|\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/)
|
||
\|_______________//____________| \<>/
|
||
||| || //|| |||
|
||
||| || @.|| ||| (___) /~~~~~\
|
||
|| \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU /
|
||
. . ( ~ ) __/______/
|
||
'.'.` \_O_/
|
||
COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow
|
||
|
||
|
||
(_ ~ - _) / ~
|
||
( - - | =s
|
||
O | *
|
||
| O \ \ - |
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||
| \ |
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||
- - |
|
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|
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Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
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(__) ---_
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(__) _______________* (oo) /| \
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(xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__)
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\/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo)
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* ------ ~~ \____ \/
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Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef)
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(__)
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(oo)
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\/ \___/
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/ / \\ (0 0)
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/ \\ W W
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===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing
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=========================================== at Malibu wearing a
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O) O) special cow bikini.
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The dreaded cowtapult
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(__) (___) ** ((__))
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(__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo))
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(oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\//
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(___) ~~~ ~~~
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Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an
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FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake
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(( _ _ (___) (__)
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( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo)
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_______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\
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/| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \
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/ ||____| \/~ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| *
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* || | O O ~~ ~~ \/|(/)(/\(,,/
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~~ ~ Romie mooed... while Julie ate.
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"Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
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______________________________________________________
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_______ | |
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/ _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS |
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/ /(__) || | |
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________/ / |OO| || | |
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| |-------|| | |
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(| | -.|| |_______________________ |
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| ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ |
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/| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\
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\|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/
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| () | | () | | () | | () | | () |
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\__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/
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"The Moo-vers are here!"
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-- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__)
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*--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-)
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- \------\/ \-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/
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--- | | | // | // | // | ||
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- ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----||
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oo oo ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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Roller Cow Cows in polonaise
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Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
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\ / ____
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|\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/
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(oo) ( * ) (--) | O O |
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/-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ /
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/ | ||__| / | || / | || \**/
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* ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| --
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~~ ~ -- -- -- -- Milkael
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Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev
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(*) (*)
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(__) ~ ~ (__)
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(oo) | | | @(oo)@
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[..] | = | [..]@@
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= * = = = = * =
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cows having candlelight dinner
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(___)
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(o o)
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( ** ) __\_/__
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|e e| //~~*~~\ \___/
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\ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O)
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OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ /
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| * * * \ \ |=====| / O
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/**************** * "|_____|"
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// ************* | | | Cow exclaiming
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|| || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow"
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|| || || || |_|_|
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v| v| v| v| ~ ~
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Haute Cowture COWNT
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* _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[]
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| (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) |
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| __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) |
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Cowazaki COW-WARD o o
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______________________________
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/ \
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( Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
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\________________ ____________/
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) ) ()
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(__) // ( )
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(__) (oo) / (___) ( __ )
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/(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo)
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/-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/||||
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/ | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || |||
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* ||----|| ~~ ||---,|| * * ||----|| |
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi
|
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|
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(__) |====|
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/--------------------/ (oo) \oo/
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/ | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/
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* ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | ||
|
||
~~ ~~ \/ * ||----|| * ||----||
|
||
___/ ___/ ~~ ~~
|
||
Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher
|
||
(with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league)
|
||
|
||
|
||
/\ __
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{__} _[__]_
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(oo) /(oo)\
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/-------\/ /------@\/@
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/ | + || / | |@@
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* ||----|| * ||----||
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~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow
|
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|
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_____ _________________
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||
/ \ / \
|
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( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
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\__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__)
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( ( ) ) >(==)
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\\ // )__( /-\/-\
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\ (__) / (oo) /( )\
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(oo) \/-------* ~ ( ) ~
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/-------\/ || | \ ( )
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* ||----|| vv vv / \ \
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~~ ~~ ~ * ~
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COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga
|
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|
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~~ ~~
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O (___) || * ||----||
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| (o o) || \ | ||
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(no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\
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|\/| O | || (oo)
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/ v-' || ><
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// || (oo)
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* | \ ( oo || || / | ||
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vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----||
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~~ ~~
|
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COWTOW Bi-cow molecule
|
||
|
||
(__) (__)
|
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() () _____| oo | |oo|
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()() / | /----|-|__|-|
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(oo) / | / | ||
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/-------UU /____________| * ||----||
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/ | || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
|
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* ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up
|
||
~~ ~~ as ghost as Frankenstein
|
||
Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween
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||
|
||
|
||
(__) |\/| (__)
|
||
(oo) (oo) >(==)
|
||
__[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/
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||
/ | || / | || / | ||
|
||
* ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----||
|
||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
|
||
Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2)
|
||
(very handy) portable COW
|
||
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