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4.7 KiB
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182 lines
4.7 KiB
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TERRORISM:
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IT STARTS WHEN A BIG, DUMB LUMMOX
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RUDELY INSULTS YOU. BEING OF A
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RATIONAL, INTELLIGENT DISPOSITION,
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YOU WISELY CHOOSE TO AVOID A (DIRECT)
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CONFRONTATION. BUT AS HE LAUGHS IN
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YOUR FACE, YOU SMILE INWARDLY---YOUR
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REVENGE IS ALREADY PLANNED.
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STEP 1: FOLLOW YOUR VICTIM TO HIS
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LOCKER, CAR, OR HOUSE. ONCE YOU HAVE
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CHOSEN YOUR TARGET SITE, LAY LOW FOR
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A WEEK OR MORE, LETTING YOUR ANGER
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BOIL.
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STEP 2: IN THE MEAN TIME, ASSEMBLE
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YOUR VERSATILE TERRORIST KIT(DETAILS
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BELOW.)
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STEP 3: PLANT YOUR KIT AT THE
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DESIGNATED TARGET SITE ON A MONDAY
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MORNING BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 4:00 AM
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AND 6:00 AM. INCLUDE A CALM,
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SUGGESTIVE NOTE THAT QUIETLY HINTS AT
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THE POSSIBILITY OF ANOTHER ATTACK.
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DO NOT WRITE IT BY HAND! AN EXAMPLE
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OF AN EFFECTIVE NOTE:
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-DON'T BE SUCH A JERK, OR THE
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NEXT ONE WILL TAKE OFF YOUR
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HAND. HAVE A NICE DAY.-
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NOTICE HOW THE CALM TONE INSTILLS
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FEAR.AS IF WRITTEN BY A HOMICIDAL
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PSYCHOPATH.
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STEP 5: CHOOSE A STRATEGIC LOCATION
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OVERLOOKING THE TARGET SITE. TRY
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TO POSITION YOURSELF IN SUCH A WAY
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SO THAT YOU CAN SEE HIS FACIAL
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CONTORTIONS.
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STEP 6: SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE
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FIREWORKS!
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ASSEMBLY OF THE VERSATILE, ECONOMIC,
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AND EFFECTIVE TERRORIST KIT #1:
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THE PARTS YOU'LL NEED ARE:
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1) 4 AA BATTERIES
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2) 1 9-VOLT BATTERY
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3) 1 SPDT MINI RELAY (RADIO SHACK)
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4) 1 ROCKET ENGINE(SMOKE BOMB OR
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M-80)
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5) 1 SOLAR IGNITOR (ANY HOBBY STORE)
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6) 1 9-VOLT BATTERY CONNECTOR
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STEP 1: TAKE THE 9-VOLT BATTERY AND
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WIRE IT THROUGH THE RELAY'S COIL.
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THIS CIRCUIT SHOULD ALSO INCLUDE A
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PAIR OF CONTACTS THAT WHEN SEPARATED
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CUT OFF THIS CIRCUIT. THESE CONTACTS
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SHOULD BE HELD TOGETHER BY TRAPPING
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THEM BETWEEN THE LOCKER,MAILBOX, OR
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CAR DOOR. ONCE THE DOOR IS OPENED,
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THE CONTACTS FALL APART AND THE 9-
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VOLT CIRCUIT IS BROKEN, ALLOWING THE
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RELAY TO FALL TO THE CLOSE POSTION
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THUS CLOSING THE IGNITION
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CIRCUIT. (IF ALL THIS IS CONFUSING
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TAKE A LOOK AT THE SCHEMATIC BELOW.)
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STEP 2: TAKE THE 4 AA BATTERIES AND
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WIRE THEM IN SUCCESSION. WIRE THE
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POSITIVE TERMINAL OF ONE TO THE NEG-
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ATIVE TERMINAL OF ANOTHER, UNTIL ALL
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FOUR ARE CONNECTED EXCEPT ONE POS-
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ITIVE TERMINAL AND ONE NEGATIVE TERM-
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INAL. EVEN THOUGH THE FOUR AA
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BATTERIES ONLY COMBINE TO CREATE 6
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VOLTS, THE INCREASE IN AMPERAGE IS
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NECESSARY TO ACTIVATE THE SOLAR
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IGNITOR QUICKLY AND EFFECTIVELY.
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STEP 3: TAKE THE BATTERY PACK (MADE
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IN STEP 2) AND WIRE ONE END OF IT TO
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THE RELAY'S SINGLE POLE AND THE OTHER
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END TO ONE PRONG OF THE SOLAR IGN-
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ITOR. THEN WIRE THE OTHER PRONG OF
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THE SOLAR IGNITOR BACK TO THE
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OPEN POSITION ON THE RELAY.
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STEP 4: USING DOUBLE SIDED CARPET
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TAPE MOUNT THE KIT IN HIS LOCKER,
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MAILBOX, OR CAR DOOR. AND LAST,
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INSERT THE SOLAR IGNITOR INTO THE
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ROCKET ENGINE (SMOKE BOMB OR M-80).
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YOUR KIT IS NOW COMPLETE!
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---------><---------
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I (CONTACTS) I
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I I
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I --- (9 VOLT)
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I - (BATTERY)
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I ---
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I I
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I (COIL) I
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/-----------
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/ I
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/ I
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/ I
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(SWITCH) I I
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I I
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I --- (BATTERY)
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I - ( PACK )
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I ---
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I I
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I I
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I I
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(SOLAR IGNITOR)
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SO-O-O-O
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YOU WOULD LIKE TO DELVE INTO THE ART
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OF HARASSING,PESTERING,ANNOYING &
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POSSIBLY HARMING ANOTHER ENEMY!!!
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OK-HERE YOU'LL LEARN SOME OF THE USE-
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FUL METHODS IV'E USED! FOR THE
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SQUIMESH & CRYBABIES,DO NOT CONTINUE
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READING THIS ARTICLE!
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ITEM 1-
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TO TORMENT A PERSON,ALLWAYS START OFF
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EASY & SLOWLY INCREASE THE SEVERITY
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OF YOUR ATTACK UNTIL YOUR GOAL IS
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ACCOMPLISHED!HERE ILL GIVE YOU AN EX-
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AMPLE OF JUST SUCH AN ATTACK! TRY TO
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KEEP YOUR ENEMY UNNERVED THROUGHOUT
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THE ATTACK BY SENDING ANONYMOUSE
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LETTERS & CALLS TO THEM, THROUGHOUT
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THE DURATION OF YOUR ATTACK LETTING
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THEM KNOW THAT YOUR NOT DONE WITH
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THEM YET!
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ITEM 2-
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TO START YOUR REVENGE,MAIL ANONYMOUSE
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LETTERS & CALL AT ALL HOURS!
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ITEM 3-
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CALL THE PAPERS-PLACE ADS IN THEIR
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NAME (1964 CHEVY IMPALLA-$600)WILL
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GET EVERY MEXICAN GANG MEMBER IN L.A.
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TO CALL & VISIT THEIR ADDRESS IF YOU
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PUT IT IN THE PAPER.
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ITEM 4-
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ADVERTISE SOMETHING ILLEGAL IN THEIR
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NAME,THEN CALL THE COPS & SHOW THEM
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THE AD,OR JUST ANONYMOUSLY CLIP THE
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AD & SEND IT TO THE COPS!
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CALL LONG DISTANCE UNDER THEIR PHONE
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# AND ORDER CANDY & FLOWERS FROM
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WESTERN UNION UNDER THEIR #. ORDER
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MAGAZINE SUBSCCRIPTIONS,BOOKS RECORDS
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,EVERYTHING
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YOU CAN,& HAVE IT SENT TO THEIR NAME
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& ADDRESS! PREFERABLY IF YOU KNOW
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WHERE THEY WORK-DUPLICATE YOUR
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EFFORTS & DO ALL THE ABOVE USING
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THEIR NAME.AND ALSO THEIR PLACE OF
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EMPLOYMENT.
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