textfiles/anarchy/MISCHIEF/terroriz

TERRORISM:

   IT STARTS WHEN A BIG, DUMB LUMMOX 
RUDELY INSULTS YOU.  BEING OF A
RATIONAL, INTELLIGENT DISPOSITION,
YOU WISELY CHOOSE TO AVOID A (DIRECT)
CONFRONTATION.  BUT AS HE LAUGHS IN 
YOUR FACE, YOU SMILE INWARDLY---YOUR
REVENGE IS ALREADY PLANNED.

STEP 1:  FOLLOW YOUR VICTIM TO HIS
LOCKER, CAR, OR HOUSE.  ONCE YOU HAVE
CHOSEN YOUR TARGET SITE, LAY LOW FOR
A WEEK OR MORE, LETTING YOUR ANGER
BOIL.

STEP 2:  IN THE MEAN TIME, ASSEMBLE
YOUR VERSATILE TERRORIST KIT(DETAILS
BELOW.)
STEP 3:  PLANT YOUR KIT AT THE
DESIGNATED TARGET SITE ON A MONDAY
MORNING BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 4:00 AM 
AND 6:00 AM.  INCLUDE A CALM,
SUGGESTIVE NOTE THAT QUIETLY HINTS AT
THE POSSIBILITY OF ANOTHER ATTACK.
DO NOT WRITE IT BY HAND!  AN EXAMPLE
OF AN EFFECTIVE NOTE:

   -DON'T BE SUCH A JERK, OR THE
    NEXT ONE WILL TAKE OFF YOUR
    HAND.  HAVE A NICE DAY.-

NOTICE HOW THE CALM TONE INSTILLS 
FEAR.AS IF WRITTEN BY A HOMICIDAL
PSYCHOPATH.

STEP 5:  CHOOSE A STRATEGIC LOCATION
OVERLOOKING THE TARGET SITE.  TRY
TO POSITION YOURSELF IN SUCH A WAY 
SO THAT YOU CAN SEE HIS FACIAL
CONTORTIONS.

STEP 6:  SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE
FIREWORKS!


ASSEMBLY OF THE VERSATILE, ECONOMIC,
AND EFFECTIVE TERRORIST KIT #1:
THE PARTS YOU'LL NEED ARE:
1) 4 AA BATTERIES
2) 1 9-VOLT BATTERY
3) 1 SPDT MINI RELAY (RADIO SHACK)
4) 1 ROCKET ENGINE(SMOKE BOMB OR
     M-80)
5) 1 SOLAR IGNITOR (ANY HOBBY STORE)
6) 1 9-VOLT BATTERY CONNECTOR

STEP 1:  TAKE THE 9-VOLT BATTERY AND
WIRE IT THROUGH THE RELAY'S COIL.
 THIS CIRCUIT SHOULD ALSO INCLUDE A 
PAIR OF CONTACTS THAT WHEN SEPARATED
CUT OFF THIS CIRCUIT.  THESE CONTACTS
SHOULD BE HELD TOGETHER BY TRAPPING
THEM BETWEEN THE LOCKER,MAILBOX, OR
CAR DOOR.  ONCE THE DOOR IS OPENED,
THE CONTACTS FALL APART AND THE 9- 
VOLT CIRCUIT IS BROKEN, ALLOWING THE
RELAY TO FALL TO THE CLOSE POSTION
THUS CLOSING THE IGNITION
CIRCUIT. (IF ALL THIS IS CONFUSING
TAKE A LOOK AT THE SCHEMATIC BELOW.)

STEP 2: TAKE THE 4 AA BATTERIES AND
WIRE THEM IN SUCCESSION.  WIRE THE
POSITIVE TERMINAL OF ONE TO THE NEG-
ATIVE TERMINAL OF ANOTHER, UNTIL ALL
FOUR ARE CONNECTED EXCEPT ONE POS-
ITIVE TERMINAL AND ONE NEGATIVE TERM-
INAL.  EVEN THOUGH THE FOUR AA 
BATTERIES ONLY COMBINE TO CREATE 6 
VOLTS, THE INCREASE IN AMPERAGE IS 
NECESSARY TO ACTIVATE THE SOLAR
IGNITOR QUICKLY AND EFFECTIVELY.

STEP 3:  TAKE THE BATTERY PACK (MADE
IN STEP 2) AND WIRE ONE END OF IT TO
THE RELAY'S SINGLE POLE AND THE OTHER
END TO ONE PRONG OF THE SOLAR IGN-
ITOR.  THEN WIRE THE OTHER PRONG OF
THE SOLAR IGNITOR BACK TO THE
OPEN POSITION ON THE RELAY.

STEP 4:  USING DOUBLE SIDED CARPET
TAPE MOUNT THE KIT IN HIS LOCKER,
MAILBOX, OR CAR DOOR.  AND LAST,
INSERT THE SOLAR IGNITOR INTO THE
ROCKET ENGINE (SMOKE BOMB OR M-80).

     YOUR KIT IS NOW COMPLETE!


---------><---------
I    (CONTACTS)    I
I                  I
I                 --- (9  VOLT)
I                  -  (BATTERY)
I                 ---
I                  I
I      (COIL)      I
------///////-------
        /-----------
       /           I
      /            I
     /             I
 (SWITCH) I        I
          I        I
          I       --- (BATTERY)
          I        -  ( PACK  )
          I       ---
          I        I
          I        I
          ---- -----
             I I
              *
        (SOLAR IGNITOR)

SO-O-O-O
YOU WOULD LIKE TO DELVE INTO THE ART
OF HARASSING,PESTERING,ANNOYING &
POSSIBLY HARMING ANOTHER ENEMY!!!

OK-HERE YOU'LL LEARN SOME OF THE USE-
FUL METHODS IV'E USED! FOR THE
SQUIMESH & CRYBABIES,DO NOT CONTINUE
READING THIS ARTICLE!

ITEM 1-

TO TORMENT A PERSON,ALLWAYS START OFF
EASY & SLOWLY INCREASE THE SEVERITY
OF YOUR ATTACK UNTIL YOUR GOAL IS
ACCOMPLISHED!HERE ILL GIVE YOU AN EX-
AMPLE OF JUST SUCH AN ATTACK! TRY TO
KEEP YOUR ENEMY UNNERVED THROUGHOUT
THE ATTACK BY SENDING ANONYMOUSE 
LETTERS & CALLS TO THEM, THROUGHOUT
THE DURATION OF YOUR ATTACK LETTING
THEM KNOW THAT YOUR NOT DONE WITH 
THEM YET!

ITEM 2-

TO START YOUR REVENGE,MAIL ANONYMOUSE
LETTERS & CALL AT ALL HOURS!

ITEM 3-

CALL THE PAPERS-PLACE ADS IN THEIR
NAME (1964 CHEVY IMPALLA-$600)WILL
GET EVERY MEXICAN GANG MEMBER IN L.A.
TO CALL & VISIT THEIR ADDRESS IF YOU 
PUT IT IN THE PAPER.

ITEM 4-
 ADVERTISE SOMETHING ILLEGAL IN THEIR
NAME,THEN CALL THE COPS & SHOW THEM
THE AD,OR JUST ANONYMOUSLY CLIP THE
AD & SEND IT TO THE COPS!
 CALL LONG DISTANCE UNDER THEIR PHONE
# AND ORDER CANDY & FLOWERS FROM 
WESTERN UNION UNDER THEIR #. ORDER
MAGAZINE SUBSCCRIPTIONS,BOOKS RECORDS
,EVERYTHING
YOU CAN,& HAVE IT SENT TO THEIR NAME
& ADDRESS!  PREFERABLY IF YOU KNOW 
WHERE THEY WORK-DUPLICATE YOUR 
EFFORTS & DO ALL THE ABOVE USING 
THEIR NAME.AND ALSO THEIR PLACE OF
EMPLOYMENT.