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^ ROBBING HOUSES PHOR PHUN AND PROFIT ^
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^ BY ^
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^ PROWLER OF DLOC ^
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^ MAY 24,1989 ^
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^ ^
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DISCLAIMER:
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IF YOU GET BUSTED DOING THINGS MENTIONED IN THIS PHILE, GO AHEAD AND
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TELL THE PIGS/PHEDS THAT I TOLD YOU TO DO IT ALL! THAT'S RIGHT, I REALLY DON'T
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GIVE A FUCK. I HOPE YOU ROB EVERY HOUSE IN YOUR TOWN!
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INTRODUCTION:
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I KNOW HOW IT GOES, YOU GO TO SCHOOL, PAY YOUR OWN FONE BILL, AND DON'T
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REALLY HAVE TIME FOR A JOB TO MAKE ENOUGH MONEY FOR SUCH NECESSITIES AS A
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100 MEG HARD DRIVE, NEW MONITOR, RAM EXPANDER, 19.2 KILOBAUD MODEM, ETC...
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BUT DON'T GET DISCOURAGED, BECAUSE THERE'S A PHUN WAY TO MAKE MONEY IN YOUR
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SPARE TIME! IT'S CALLED BREAKING AND ENTERING (AND THEFT)! LET'S SAY THE
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DICK DOWN THE STREET JUST GOT A NEW VCR WITH 6900 PHUNCTIONS. YOU CAN STEAL
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THAT BASTARD AND FENCE IT FOR AT LEAST $75! THAT'S ALMOST HALF A RAM UPGRADE!
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IN THIS AND THE PHOLLOWING PHILES, I'LL ATTEMPT TO TEACH YOU TO SAFELY ROB
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THE RICH BASTARDS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
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PROCEDURE:
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FAZE DESCRIPTION
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1-RECON CHECK THE PLACE OUT, PHIND OUT WHEN THE OCCUPANTS AND
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NEIGHBORS ARE GONE.
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2-PLANNING MAP THE PLACE AND SURROUNDING AREAS. PLAN THE BEST
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GETAWAY ROUTE.
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3-THE MISSION GET IN, GET THE GOODS, GET OUT.
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4-THE AFTERMATH HOW TO STAY COOL AFTERWARDS
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FAZE 1-RECON:
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IT'S IMPORTANT TO KNOW YOUR TARGET BEFORE YOU GO IN. CHECK THE PLACE OUT
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IN YOUR SPARE TIME UNTIL YOU KNOW AT LEAST THE FOLLOWING:
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WHAT HOURS ARE THE OCCUPANTS HOME?
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WHAT HOURS ARE THE NEIGHBORS HOME?
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DO THEY HAVE DOGS?
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DO THE NEIGHBORS HAVE DOGS?
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HOW CLOSE IS THE NEAREST PIG STATION?
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DO THEY HAVE ALARMS?
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ARE THERE ANY DOORS/WINDOWS WHERE NO
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NEIGHBORING HOUSES CAN SEE THEM?
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DOES ANYONE ELSE SEEM TO BE WATCHING THE PLACE?
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ANY INFORMATION YOU CAN GET ON THE PLACE WILL BE USEFUL.
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FAZE 2-PLANNING
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USING THE INFORMATION GATHERED IN FAZE 1, YOU SHOULD DETERMINE THE BEST WAY
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IN AND OUT OF THE BUILDING. IF THERE ARE WOODS AROUND, I WOULD SUGGEST GOING
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THROUGH THEM. NEVER TAKE A WAY OUT THAT TAKES YOU THROUGH APARTMENT COMPLEXES
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OR HEAVILY POPULATED AREAS. IF YOU'RE TARGET IS IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX, GIVE
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IT UP RIGHT NOW.
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FAZE 3-THE MISSION
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YOU SHOULD TRY TO BE IN AND OUT WITHIN LESS TIME THAN IT WOULD TAKE FOR THE
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POLICE TO ARRIVE IF YOU WERE REPORTED. A GOOD STANDARD IS 10 MINUTES. IF
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YOU'RE INSIDE WHEN THE POLICE GET THERE, HIDE AND PLAY IT COOL. THEY NEVER
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LOOK TO HARD, IF THEY GO IN AT ALL. JUST DON'T LEAVE ANY DOORS OPEN, AND DON'T
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BUST ANY GLASS GOING IN WHERE IT CAN BE SEEN BY OTHER HOUSES.
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GETTING IN: YOU SHOULD HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET IN IN FAZE 1, BUT IF YOU
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HAVEN'T YET, HERE'S A FEW HINTS:
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WINDOWS-TRY NOT TO BREAK ANY IF IT'S AT ALL AVOIDABLE. MOST CAN BE UNLOCKED
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WITH A CREDIT CARD OR SCREWDRIVER. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BUST ONE, COVER IT
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WITH SILVER DUCT TAPE FIRST. THEN BUST IT WITH A FIST OR A STICK. A ROCK
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WILL MAKE A HELL OF A NOISE. FORGET GLASS CUTTERS AND SUCTION CUPS. THAT SHIT
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ONLY WORKS RIGHT IN THE MOVIES.
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DOORS-IF SOMEONE IS DUMB ENOUGH TO LEAVE A DOOR UNLOCKED, WALK RIGHT IN! DON'T
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TRY ANY STUPID SHIT LIKE TRYING TO PICK THE LOCKS, BECAUSE YOU WILL ONLY DRAW
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ATTENTION TO YOURSELF. IF YOU GO IN THE FRONT DOOR, ANYONE WHO SEES WILL MOST
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LIKELY THINK SOMEONE LET YOU IN.
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ONCE YOU'RE IN, YOUR FIRST OBJECTIVE IS TO GRAB THE SHIT YOU WANTED. WHEN YOU
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HAVE THE SHIT, DON'T WASTE TIME LOOKING FOR MORE TO STEAL. THE BIGGEST KILLER
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OF THIEVES IS GREED. YOU SHOULD ALREADY HAVE DECIDED WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO
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STASH THE SHIT, SO GO THERE AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE, BUT DON'T GET SEEN RUNNING
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FROM THE HOUSE. IF JOE BOB NEXT DOOR SEES YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM THE HOUSE,
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HE'LL CALL THE PIGS PHOR SURE! IF YOU ARE SEEN, ALL IS NOT LOST. IF THE
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PERSON WHO SAW YOU KNOWS YOU, I WOULD PUT THE STOLEN SHIT BACK, LEAVE THE
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HOUSE EXACTLY AS I FOUND IT, AND WORK ON AN ALIBI. IF NOTHING'S MISSING AND
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YOU HAVE AN ALIBI, EVERYONE IS MORE LIKELY TO BELIEVE YOU THAN THE IDIOT WHO
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SUPPOSEDLY SAW YOU STEALING SOMETHING.
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FAZE 4-THE AFTERMATH
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WELL, YOU GOT YOUR SHIT (SOMEHOW) AWAY PHROM THE HOUSE AND NOW WHAT? WELL, YOU
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HAVE A PHEW OPTIONS.
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YOUR BEST BET IS TO SELL THE SHIT >QUICK< BEFORE ANYONE CAN GET AROUND TO
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CALLING THE POLICE. IF YOU STOLE HARDWARE, TRY TRADING IT WITH SOMEONE ELSE
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WHO HAS SIMILAR HARDWARE, SAY YOU TOOK FRED'S 9600 BAUD MODEM. TRADE BUFORD
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FRED'S 9600 FOR HIS 9600. THEN IF THE PIGS COME AND TRASH YOUR HOUSE, THEY'LL
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ONLY FIND BUFORD'S 9600 BAUD MODEM, WHICH YOU HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE FOR HAVING.
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(BUFORD GOT IN TROUBLE FOR HIS GRADES, SO HE'S LETTING ME BORROW IT)
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(BUFORD'S COMPUTER IS SCREWED)
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(ETC...)
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JUST MAKE SURE TO CALL BUFORD AND FILL HIM IN (JUST INCASE THE PIGS VISIT HIM
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TOO.)
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A FEW TIPS:
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THIS IS MOSTLY COMMON SENSE, BUT SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ALL THIS SHIT.
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ALWAYS WEAR GLOVES. SURE, THE PIGS MIGHT NOT HAVE YOUR PRINTS ON FILE, BUT
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THEY CAN TAKE PRINTS FROM THE SCENE OF THE HORKING AND COMPARE THEM TO YOU.
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NEVER ROB HOUSES IN APARTMENT COMPLEXES. THERE IS ALWAYS AT LEAST 1 PERSON
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HOME IN THE BUILDING, AND YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT HOW OFTEN THEY ARE NOSY
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ENOUGH TO SEE WHO'S IN THE HALL.
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NEVER KEEP STOLEN SHIT AT YOUR OWN HOUSE. EITHER TRADE IT OR SELL IT TO SOME
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DUMB FUCKER. IF HE GET'S BUSTED, YOU CAN ALWAYS DENY EVER SEEING THE GOODS.
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AS STRESSED ABOVE, PLAN AHEAD. BE QUICK, GO IN AND OUT, AND DON'T FUCK AROUND
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WHILE YOU'RE INSIDE.
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NEVER GRAFFITTI THE PLACE UP, OR LEAVE NOTES SAYING THINGS LIKE "HA HA I GOT
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YOUR SHIT". THAT IS NOTHING BUT AN EGO TRIP THAT WILL GET YOU BUSTED.
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WHEN (IF) QUESTIONED BY POLICE, DENY EVERYTHING. ALWAYS ASK TO HAVE A LAWYER
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PRESENT. SURE, YOU MAY BE SHOOK UP FROM THEM BEING THERE AND READING YOU
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YOUR RIGHTS, BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT. PLAY IT COOL, AND STICK TO THE SAME
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STORY NO MATTER WHAT! A CONSISTENT LIE IS BETTER THAN INCONSISTENT TRUTH.
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STAY COOL AND ROB EVERYONE BLIND!
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PROWLER
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DLOC
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IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS (DUH) CONTACT ME ON ONE OF THESE FINE SYSTEMS:
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