162 lines
7.4 KiB
Plaintext
162 lines
7.4 KiB
Plaintext
|
|
|||
|
|
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|
|||
|
|
^ ROBBING HOUSES PHOR PHUN AND PROFIT ^
|
|||
|
|
^ ^
|
|||
|
|
^ BY ^
|
|||
|
|
^ ^
|
|||
|
|
^ PROWLER OF DLOC ^
|
|||
|
|
^ ^
|
|||
|
|
^ MAY 24,1989 ^
|
|||
|
|
^ ^
|
|||
|
|
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
DISCLAIMER:
|
|||
|
|
IF YOU GET BUSTED DOING THINGS MENTIONED IN THIS PHILE, GO AHEAD AND
|
|||
|
|
TELL THE PIGS/PHEDS THAT I TOLD YOU TO DO IT ALL! THAT'S RIGHT, I REALLY DON'T
|
|||
|
|
GIVE A FUCK. I HOPE YOU ROB EVERY HOUSE IN YOUR TOWN!
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
INTRODUCTION:
|
|||
|
|
I KNOW HOW IT GOES, YOU GO TO SCHOOL, PAY YOUR OWN FONE BILL, AND DON'T
|
|||
|
|
REALLY HAVE TIME FOR A JOB TO MAKE ENOUGH MONEY FOR SUCH NECESSITIES AS A
|
|||
|
|
100 MEG HARD DRIVE, NEW MONITOR, RAM EXPANDER, 19.2 KILOBAUD MODEM, ETC...
|
|||
|
|
BUT DON'T GET DISCOURAGED, BECAUSE THERE'S A PHUN WAY TO MAKE MONEY IN YOUR
|
|||
|
|
SPARE TIME! IT'S CALLED BREAKING AND ENTERING (AND THEFT)! LET'S SAY THE
|
|||
|
|
DICK DOWN THE STREET JUST GOT A NEW VCR WITH 6900 PHUNCTIONS. YOU CAN STEAL
|
|||
|
|
THAT BASTARD AND FENCE IT FOR AT LEAST $75! THAT'S ALMOST HALF A RAM UPGRADE!
|
|||
|
|
IN THIS AND THE PHOLLOWING PHILES, I'LL ATTEMPT TO TEACH YOU TO SAFELY ROB
|
|||
|
|
THE RICH BASTARDS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
PROCEDURE:
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
FAZE DESCRIPTION
|
|||
|
|
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|||
|
|
1-RECON CHECK THE PLACE OUT, PHIND OUT WHEN THE OCCUPANTS AND
|
|||
|
|
NEIGHBORS ARE GONE.
|
|||
|
|
2-PLANNING MAP THE PLACE AND SURROUNDING AREAS. PLAN THE BEST
|
|||
|
|
GETAWAY ROUTE.
|
|||
|
|
3-THE MISSION GET IN, GET THE GOODS, GET OUT.
|
|||
|
|
4-THE AFTERMATH HOW TO STAY COOL AFTERWARDS
|
|||
|
|
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
FAZE 1-RECON:
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
IT'S IMPORTANT TO KNOW YOUR TARGET BEFORE YOU GO IN. CHECK THE PLACE OUT
|
|||
|
|
IN YOUR SPARE TIME UNTIL YOU KNOW AT LEAST THE FOLLOWING:
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
WHAT HOURS ARE THE OCCUPANTS HOME?
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
WHAT HOURS ARE THE NEIGHBORS HOME?
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
DO THEY HAVE DOGS?
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
DO THE NEIGHBORS HAVE DOGS?
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
HOW CLOSE IS THE NEAREST PIG STATION?
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
DO THEY HAVE ALARMS?
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
ARE THERE ANY DOORS/WINDOWS WHERE NO
|
|||
|
|
NEIGHBORING HOUSES CAN SEE THEM?
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
DOES ANYONE ELSE SEEM TO BE WATCHING THE PLACE?
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
ANY INFORMATION YOU CAN GET ON THE PLACE WILL BE USEFUL.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
FAZE 2-PLANNING
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
USING THE INFORMATION GATHERED IN FAZE 1, YOU SHOULD DETERMINE THE BEST WAY
|
|||
|
|
IN AND OUT OF THE BUILDING. IF THERE ARE WOODS AROUND, I WOULD SUGGEST GOING
|
|||
|
|
THROUGH THEM. NEVER TAKE A WAY OUT THAT TAKES YOU THROUGH APARTMENT COMPLEXES
|
|||
|
|
OR HEAVILY POPULATED AREAS. IF YOU'RE TARGET IS IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX, GIVE
|
|||
|
|
IT UP RIGHT NOW.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
FAZE 3-THE MISSION
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
YOU SHOULD TRY TO BE IN AND OUT WITHIN LESS TIME THAN IT WOULD TAKE FOR THE
|
|||
|
|
POLICE TO ARRIVE IF YOU WERE REPORTED. A GOOD STANDARD IS 10 MINUTES. IF
|
|||
|
|
YOU'RE INSIDE WHEN THE POLICE GET THERE, HIDE AND PLAY IT COOL. THEY NEVER
|
|||
|
|
LOOK TO HARD, IF THEY GO IN AT ALL. JUST DON'T LEAVE ANY DOORS OPEN, AND DON'T
|
|||
|
|
BUST ANY GLASS GOING IN WHERE IT CAN BE SEEN BY OTHER HOUSES.
|
|||
|
|
GETTING IN: YOU SHOULD HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET IN IN FAZE 1, BUT IF YOU
|
|||
|
|
HAVEN'T YET, HERE'S A FEW HINTS:
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
WINDOWS-TRY NOT TO BREAK ANY IF IT'S AT ALL AVOIDABLE. MOST CAN BE UNLOCKED
|
|||
|
|
WITH A CREDIT CARD OR SCREWDRIVER. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BUST ONE, COVER IT
|
|||
|
|
WITH SILVER DUCT TAPE FIRST. THEN BUST IT WITH A FIST OR A STICK. A ROCK
|
|||
|
|
WILL MAKE A HELL OF A NOISE. FORGET GLASS CUTTERS AND SUCTION CUPS. THAT SHIT
|
|||
|
|
ONLY WORKS RIGHT IN THE MOVIES.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
DOORS-IF SOMEONE IS DUMB ENOUGH TO LEAVE A DOOR UNLOCKED, WALK RIGHT IN! DON'T
|
|||
|
|
TRY ANY STUPID SHIT LIKE TRYING TO PICK THE LOCKS, BECAUSE YOU WILL ONLY DRAW
|
|||
|
|
ATTENTION TO YOURSELF. IF YOU GO IN THE FRONT DOOR, ANYONE WHO SEES WILL MOST
|
|||
|
|
LIKELY THINK SOMEONE LET YOU IN.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
ONCE YOU'RE IN, YOUR FIRST OBJECTIVE IS TO GRAB THE SHIT YOU WANTED. WHEN YOU
|
|||
|
|
HAVE THE SHIT, DON'T WASTE TIME LOOKING FOR MORE TO STEAL. THE BIGGEST KILLER
|
|||
|
|
OF THIEVES IS GREED. YOU SHOULD ALREADY HAVE DECIDED WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO
|
|||
|
|
STASH THE SHIT, SO GO THERE AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE, BUT DON'T GET SEEN RUNNING
|
|||
|
|
FROM THE HOUSE. IF JOE BOB NEXT DOOR SEES YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM THE HOUSE,
|
|||
|
|
HE'LL CALL THE PIGS PHOR SURE! IF YOU ARE SEEN, ALL IS NOT LOST. IF THE
|
|||
|
|
PERSON WHO SAW YOU KNOWS YOU, I WOULD PUT THE STOLEN SHIT BACK, LEAVE THE
|
|||
|
|
HOUSE EXACTLY AS I FOUND IT, AND WORK ON AN ALIBI. IF NOTHING'S MISSING AND
|
|||
|
|
YOU HAVE AN ALIBI, EVERYONE IS MORE LIKELY TO BELIEVE YOU THAN THE IDIOT WHO
|
|||
|
|
SUPPOSEDLY SAW YOU STEALING SOMETHING.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
FAZE 4-THE AFTERMATH
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
WELL, YOU GOT YOUR SHIT (SOMEHOW) AWAY PHROM THE HOUSE AND NOW WHAT? WELL, YOU
|
|||
|
|
HAVE A PHEW OPTIONS.
|
|||
|
|
YOUR BEST BET IS TO SELL THE SHIT >QUICK< BEFORE ANYONE CAN GET AROUND TO
|
|||
|
|
CALLING THE POLICE. IF YOU STOLE HARDWARE, TRY TRADING IT WITH SOMEONE ELSE
|
|||
|
|
WHO HAS SIMILAR HARDWARE, SAY YOU TOOK FRED'S 9600 BAUD MODEM. TRADE BUFORD
|
|||
|
|
FRED'S 9600 FOR HIS 9600. THEN IF THE PIGS COME AND TRASH YOUR HOUSE, THEY'LL
|
|||
|
|
ONLY FIND BUFORD'S 9600 BAUD MODEM, WHICH YOU HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE FOR HAVING.
|
|||
|
|
(BUFORD GOT IN TROUBLE FOR HIS GRADES, SO HE'S LETTING ME BORROW IT)
|
|||
|
|
(BUFORD'S COMPUTER IS SCREWED)
|
|||
|
|
(ETC...)
|
|||
|
|
JUST MAKE SURE TO CALL BUFORD AND FILL HIM IN (JUST INCASE THE PIGS VISIT HIM
|
|||
|
|
TOO.)
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
A FEW TIPS:
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
THIS IS MOSTLY COMMON SENSE, BUT SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ALL THIS SHIT.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
ALWAYS WEAR GLOVES. SURE, THE PIGS MIGHT NOT HAVE YOUR PRINTS ON FILE, BUT
|
|||
|
|
THEY CAN TAKE PRINTS FROM THE SCENE OF THE HORKING AND COMPARE THEM TO YOU.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
NEVER ROB HOUSES IN APARTMENT COMPLEXES. THERE IS ALWAYS AT LEAST 1 PERSON
|
|||
|
|
HOME IN THE BUILDING, AND YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT HOW OFTEN THEY ARE NOSY
|
|||
|
|
ENOUGH TO SEE WHO'S IN THE HALL.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
NEVER KEEP STOLEN SHIT AT YOUR OWN HOUSE. EITHER TRADE IT OR SELL IT TO SOME
|
|||
|
|
DUMB FUCKER. IF HE GET'S BUSTED, YOU CAN ALWAYS DENY EVER SEEING THE GOODS.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
AS STRESSED ABOVE, PLAN AHEAD. BE QUICK, GO IN AND OUT, AND DON'T FUCK AROUND
|
|||
|
|
WHILE YOU'RE INSIDE.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
NEVER GRAFFITTI THE PLACE UP, OR LEAVE NOTES SAYING THINGS LIKE "HA HA I GOT
|
|||
|
|
YOUR SHIT". THAT IS NOTHING BUT AN EGO TRIP THAT WILL GET YOU BUSTED.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
WHEN (IF) QUESTIONED BY POLICE, DENY EVERYTHING. ALWAYS ASK TO HAVE A LAWYER
|
|||
|
|
PRESENT. SURE, YOU MAY BE SHOOK UP FROM THEM BEING THERE AND READING YOU
|
|||
|
|
YOUR RIGHTS, BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT. PLAY IT COOL, AND STICK TO THE SAME
|
|||
|
|
STORY NO MATTER WHAT! A CONSISTENT LIE IS BETTER THAN INCONSISTENT TRUTH.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
STAY COOL AND ROB EVERYONE BLIND!
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
PROWLER
|
|||
|
|
DLOC
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS (DUH) CONTACT ME ON ONE OF THESE FINE SYSTEMS:
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|||
|
|
^RIPCO...........................................................312/528-5020^
|
|||
|
|
^THE DARK SIDE...................................................602/789-9269^
|
|||
|
|
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|