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A MISMATCHED PAIR OF GLOVES
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A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart,
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and after careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves.
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Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to a department
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store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a
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pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping the items got
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mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the
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panties. Without checking he sealed the package and sent it to her
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with this note.
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Dearest Darling,
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This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten your
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birthday. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the
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habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not
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been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the
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buttons, but she wears the short ones that are very easy to remove.
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These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
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me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly
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soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me the first time.
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No doubt other men's hands will come in contact with them before I
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have a chance to see you again.
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When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away
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as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
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Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might
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shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them on Friday night.
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ALL MY LOVE,
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P.S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming
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year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the
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fur showing.
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