38 lines
1.6 KiB
Plaintext
38 lines
1.6 KiB
Plaintext
|
A MISMATCHED PAIR OF GLOVES
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart,
|
|||
|
|
and after careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves.
|
|||
|
|
Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to a department
|
|||
|
|
store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a
|
|||
|
|
pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping the items got
|
|||
|
|
mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the
|
|||
|
|
panties. Without checking he sealed the package and sent it to her
|
|||
|
|
with this note.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Dearest Darling,
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten your
|
|||
|
|
birthday. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the
|
|||
|
|
habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not
|
|||
|
|
been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the
|
|||
|
|
buttons, but she wears the short ones that are very easy to remove.
|
|||
|
|
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
|
|||
|
|
me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly
|
|||
|
|
soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me the first time.
|
|||
|
|
No doubt other men's hands will come in contact with them before I
|
|||
|
|
have a chance to see you again.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away
|
|||
|
|
as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might
|
|||
|
|
shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them on Friday night.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
ALL MY LOVE,
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
P.S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming
|
|||
|
|
year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the
|
|||
|
|
fur showing.
|
|||
|
|
|