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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: THE SPECIALIST
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Subject: Freindship
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:39:15
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Message Number 12901
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Ya know, I've heard you say that (...Everbody is someday going to be a
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memory) and I don't like it. I know, tough. But just the same, I'd
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rather invest time into the friendships I have to have better and more
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meaningful memories down the road. This is not to imply that I'd like
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to lose any of my friends, but, yes, it is inevitable.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: THE SPECIALIST
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Subject: Plastic money
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:44:45
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Message Number 12902
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TS> An, again....nicely put! I agree 100% I follow the same rule.
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Would you guys stop it! If you two keep agreeing, you'll rip the very
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fabric of the universe.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: THE SPECIALIST
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Subject: Plastic people
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:46:48
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Message Number 12903
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TS> ...and I don't want to be touched, that's all.
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Sounds like that makes for a pretty boring sex life.
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Sorry, nothing personal, I just couldn't resist.
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Seriously, nothing personal.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: THE SPECIALIST
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Subject: Theragram
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:48:35
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Message Number 12904
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TS> ...y'know, I actually *do* have a sense of humor.
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hahahahaha, well actually you still do. I still think you're hilarous,
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and you *do* tell jokes better than I do.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: THE SPECIALIST
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Subject: Barbara Dare
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:50:43
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Message Number 12905
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Yeah, Turtle is a virtual stud-muffin.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: THE SPECIALIST
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Subject: carbs
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:51:22
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Message Number 12906
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TS> Yes, and you were very helpful. Thank you. A lot....Couldn't
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TS> have done it without you.
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Thanks.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: <Starting>
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 04:01:07
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Message Number 12907
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T> ..and I bet you still haven't read what you're replying to.
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Why should I? It's the same shit in a different box.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: <Continuing>
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 04:06:27
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Message Number 12908
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TS> ..so once again I reply to you...
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>
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> Butt out.
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T> nicely said.
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BUTT OUT!
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Let's Party!
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 04:08:54
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Message Number 12909
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FURRY PARTY.....I'll be there! March 23. Have to keep that date open.
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No matter what.
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From: TIBERIUS
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: How not to
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 09:56:15
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Message Number 12912
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>Ah, "you wear your sunglasses at night......."
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"Go get yourself some cheap sunglasses......."
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Actually, more like "You're so vain......"
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"You probably think this song is about you....."
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"You're so vain........."
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"You prob'ly think this song is about you, don'chou, don'chou,don'chou?"
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Carly Simon really turns me on.
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From: SAAVIK
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To: THE SPECIALIST
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Subject: Jerks
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:19:27
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Message Number 12916
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At first I thought he was a major jerk. But, you know, he turned out
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to be pretty harmless. Just an overgrown hormone looking for a place
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to be...... He was impossible to insult... he took everything in stride
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and after a while, I just rolled my eyes or came up with one liners to
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all his comments. He wasn't boring, I'll give him that!
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From: SAAVIK
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To: THE SPECIALIST
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Subject: Right!
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:22:05
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Message Number 12917
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TS> He's dead wrong about homos.
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.
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Hey, remember what I said about opinions..........
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From: SAAVIK
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To: THE SPECIALIST
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Subject: Barbara Dare
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:23:28
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Message Number 12918
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A vacation from girlfriends, eh? Well, I know guys who watch porno flick
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all by themselves...., guess they must be their own best friends, eh?
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I like your reasoning for "taking a break between girlfriends". It makes
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sense.
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From: SAAVIK
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To: GROUCHO
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Subject: Observations
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:25:15
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Message Number 12919
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G>Think how smart we'll be just the instant before we die.
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.
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Depends on how old we are before we die. Life is a full circle for some
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people, they begin to revert back to childhood.
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From: SAAVIK
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Bass
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:35:56
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Message Number 12920
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Ah, well, there's always air drums..... trashcans and sticks, fingers on
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the table..., just not quite the same thing, is it? Why don't you hit
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some of the local jams at the bars on Sunday night and brush up??
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From: SAAVIK
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Dr. Turtle???
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:37:48
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Message Number 12921
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A turtle in prison, not a pretty sight.
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"Turtle Power to ya'
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Saavik
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From: SAAVIK
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Plastic money
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:40:17
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Message Number 12922
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No that evangislit, (forget first name) Tilton is the new root of all
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evil. "Touch my hand on the screen, children, you shall be HEALED" What
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a crock. If you want a good laugh, check him out. He makes up the
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scriptures as he goes along.
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From: SAAVIK
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Playboy
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:42:00
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Message Number 12923
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Oh, no!!!! Not Georgia!!!!!!! I promise, I promise, I will read the
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articles (I wouldn't look at the pictures anyway) For a woman, it's
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depressing.
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From: SAAVIK
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Scandalized
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:43:16
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Message Number 12924
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Did I say that??? Did I elude that women were incapable of taking it
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further???? Well, smack MY face. I guess I'm just a female chauvinest.
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From: SAAVIK
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Men & Women
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:46:42
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Message Number 12925
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No one can get along with everyone. I hated my brother....., but I don't
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hate men in general. I don't even hate my brother anymore. What's the
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point? I'm just trying to say..., oh hell, men who are comfortable
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around women from a young age, tend to do better with women later on in
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life. "Tend" is the key word here. I didn
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t mean it was an iron clad rule.
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From: SAAVIK
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To: SCOTT STEEL
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Subject: Drums
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:53:19
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Message Number 12926
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No set of drums at the present time. For one, no place to put them and
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well, that's really the only reason. My husband plays the guitar and we
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have a couple around the house. I just can't seem to scoop up the
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"ommmph" to play the damn things. I miss singing, though. But for a
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married woman with two kids, it's a little hard to keep the hours of a
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band. So, will the Alter REality band be at Turlte's bash?
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From: SAAVIK
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To: SCOTT STEEL
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Subject: Plastic money
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:56:41
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Message Number 12927
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Tell me about it. I look at the interest they charged me, then I look
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at what they gave me....., hummmmm, "But the commercial said...."
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From: SAAVIK
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To: SCOTT STEEL
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Subject: Scandalized
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:57:53
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Message Number 12928
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Yeah, yestarday I ran out of time before I replied to them all. That
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was during my lunch "hour". When I called later from home, there were
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MORE. (Mohahahaha) I LOVE it.
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From: SAAVIK
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To: SCOTT STEEL
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Subject: Barbara Dare
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:59:19
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Message Number 12929
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I'll have to rent a Ginger Lynn movie and check it out. I'm alone for
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the week so I don't think I'll rent it this week. I'll be watching all
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those "mushy" movies my husband doesn't like. And STAR TREK!!!!!!
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From: SAAVIK
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To: SCOTT STEEL
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Subject: A.C.O.A.
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 14:01:37
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Message Number 12930
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SS> I won't say what I've done to change that. hehehehe
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Ah Ha!!!! It's your turn to 'fess up. Well, I'm waiting.....
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From: SAAVIK
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To: TIBERIUS
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Subject: How not to
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 14:03:58
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Message Number 12931
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I like Carly Simon too. You're so vain is one of my favorites!!!
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: Plastic money
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 16:41:27
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Message Number 12934
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That evangelist is Robert Tilton, and yes he is a very big phony.
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I think he's appalling.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: Drums
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 16:43:35
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Message Number 12935
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SA> So, will the aLTER rEALITY band be at Turtle's bash?
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How should I know, I'm not in it. No drum kit and I'm good enough yet
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on the guitar to go public.
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But perhaps the Specialist will bring his guitar.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: Barbara Dare
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 16:45:46
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Message Number 12936
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Alone for the week, eh? Want some company? I'll bring the movie.
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe....
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: A.C.O.A.
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 16:47:07
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Message Number 12937
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SA> Well, I'm waiting.....
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........................................................................
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........................................................................
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you'll be waiting for a while...........................................
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I can wait..............................................................
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...I'm not posting my confession for all to read. Check your mail.......
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So I gave in, what can I say, I'm a softy.
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From: TURTLE
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To: ALL
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Subject: Snow??!!
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 17:51:33
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Message Number 12939
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As I type this, at about 5:51 on Wednsday evening, it just finished
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SNOWING (of all things) here in northern Sarasota. Nothing too
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impressive--it only lasted for about ten minutes, and I counted about
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six flakes a minute outside my door--but nonetheless, quite definitely
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snow. Weird things are afoot atmospheric-wise these days...
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From: SAAVIK
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To: SCOTT STEEL
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Subject: Plastic money
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 18:39:14
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Message Number 12943
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I saw the scumbag (tilton) this morning on TV. What a joke! Are there
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really people out there who fall for that crap????
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From: SAAVIK
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To: SCOTT STEEL
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Subject: Barbara Dare
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 18:40:15
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Message Number 12944
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Don't you tempt me, you Devil. I HATE being alone. Well, I'm never
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really alone. (SLAP) Marshall! Quit hitting your sister. (CRUNCH)
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Valarie, don't you stick your tongue and and put that fish back in the
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tank. (sigh) another Wed. nite at my house.
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From: SAAVIK
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To: SCOTT STEEL
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Subject: A.C.O.A.
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 18:42:28
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Message Number 12945
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You big lug, you.
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From: SAAVIK
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Snow??!!
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 18:43:00
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Message Number 12946
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Snow!? You saw snow!? I didn't see any snow. Not a flake. Some people
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have ALL the fun. So, did you get out the shovel???
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: Barbara Dare
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 19:52:56
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Message Number 12949
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SA> I HATE being alone.
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How come I knew that.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: Plastic money
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:00:58
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Message Number 12950
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SA> Are there really people out there who fall for that crap???
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Yep. I must admit he would be pretty convincing if a victim didn't have
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any knowledge of God and Christianity.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: Barbara Dare
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:02:36
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Message Number 12951
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SA> Don't tempt me, you Devil.
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Why not! Let me guess, you can resist anything, except temptation.
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(At least I hope so.) (Big grin.)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: A.C.O.A.
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:04:34
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Message Number 12952
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SA> You big lug, you.
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Ahhh, gawrsh.. *Blush* Hey guys, I think she likes me. Just my luck,
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she would be married.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
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To: JONBOY
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Subject: Freindship
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:15:05
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Message Number 12953
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TS>so why bother?
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JB>That's pretty heavy, Dave. ...you assign a value to thiese relation-
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JB>ships - or have you decided that you won't have any of those of any
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JB>kind? If you have ever experienced the joy of a true friend it isn't
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JB>something that you can cast off lightly. ... I still would not
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JB>hesitate to do it again just for the years of joy that the friendship
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JB>involved.
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Pretty weak. I have freinds and I have enemies. But I don't know what
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you mean when you say "true friend"...that is, by your definition.
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Moreover, no one that I would hug, anyway. What do you mean "you won't
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have any of those of any kind"?
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From: THE SPECIALIST
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To: JONBOY
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Subject: The Band
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:25:24
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Message Number 12954
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TS>Well, I met the lead guitar...
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JB>Who's this?
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Oh, false modesty now...you, of course
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From: THE SPECIALIST
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To: JONBOY
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Subject: What does it
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:27:11
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Message Number 12955
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JB>Whoa, hoss! I wouldn't call that a veto...
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Well, it sounded like one...besides, you had a point. Too many cooks...
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But I might drop by and checkit out....
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From: THE SPECIALIST
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To: JONBOY
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Subject: Barbara Dare
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:29:18
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Message Number 12956
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JB>Huh, me too - I guess you just have to wait until a buildup of
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JB>hormones finally overcomes your better sense!
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Yup...that's exactly it...and it's getting bad...I have met this
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woman that I really like, and better sense is intermittently on
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the blink! It fails outright whenever I'm around her. Somebody please
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talk some more sense into me!!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Playboy
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:32:36
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Message Number 12957
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SS>...hormones working right?
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T>Well, I think they are......(Like pictures of nude women are anything
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T>special to begin with...)
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No, hormones definately on the blink....
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From: THE SPECIALIST
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Friendship
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:38:28
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Message Number 12958
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T>I used to be in hostile-aloof mode,
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I am not hostile, nor am I aloof. Anyone who knows me can attest to
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that...
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T>Sure, friendships aren't permanent fixtures...but then again, neither
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T>is anything else. What's your point?
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That is my point. I wasn't trying to make a point, though...it was
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simply an observation that some friendships simply aren't worth
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the effort. The only reason I said it is because I don't get close
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enough to people to want to HUG them. I don't want to get that close.
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There is no reason to blow this out of proportion...just drop it.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Agree
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Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:43:58
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Message Number 12959
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>I agree 100%; I follow the same rule.
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||
T>AAAAIIIGGGHHH!!!! This is happening far, far too frequently lately.
|
||
T>You noticed that.
|
||
|
||
Yes, I agree...it is.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: <Starting>
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:45:52
|
||
Message Number 12960
|
||
|
||
T>LIttle that hasn't happend already by the presence of US troops.
|
||
|
||
I disagree. I think that assassination would have galvanized the Iraqis
|
||
if anything.
|
||
|
||
T>I will say, though, I am happy the Allied Forces have been doing
|
||
T>as well as they have.
|
||
|
||
I agree, though I would have liked to have seen less casualities. A
|
||
LOT less.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Dead wrong.
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:49:34
|
||
Message Number 12961
|
||
|
||
Dead wrong about whether or not they are sick. They are...sick in the
|
||
head, sick, sick, sick.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Freindship
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:55:43
|
||
Message Number 12962
|
||
|
||
If you don't make close friends, it won't bother you as much when you
|
||
part. Simple, no?
|
||
Just drop it.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Touche'
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:56:56
|
||
Message Number 12963
|
||
|
||
TS>I just don't wana be touched, that all.
|
||
|
||
SS>Sounds like that makes for a pretty boring sex life.
|
||
|
||
Y'know, I had a chick reply to me the same way, once.
|
||
|
||
She was anything but bored...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: <Starting>
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:58:50
|
||
Message Number 12964
|
||
|
||
T>...and I bet you still haven't read what you're replying to.
|
||
SS>Why should I? It's the same shit in a different box.
|
||
|
||
No, it's new and improved! (Can't you see the bright red sunburst in
|
||
the lower left hand corner of the box!?)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: TIBERIUS
|
||
Subject: How not to
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:00:58
|
||
Message Number 12965
|
||
|
||
Carly Simon has teeth that would fit in a horse's mouth.
|
||
|
||
Now, this is not to say that she is unattractive...just has an
|
||
exceptionally large mouth...merely an observation.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:02:34
|
||
Message Number 12966
|
||
|
||
TS>He's dead wrong about homos.
|
||
.
|
||
S>Hey, remember what I said about opinions....
|
||
|
||
Yes, I do...so?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: carbs
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:18:29
|
||
Message Number 12967
|
||
|
||
T> I have the thingie whatsit that came with the rebuild kit, but I
|
||
T> think it's in French and Japanese. You read Japanese?
|
||
|
||
I went to the holistic school of carb maintenance. You take it all
|
||
apart and lay them out - they kinda look like they know where they
|
||
want to be. Instructions can only confuse the issue (good thing Lorilei
|
||
isn't reading this! :)
|
||
JonBoy
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Playboy & You
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:20:59
|
||
Message Number 12968
|
||
|
||
T> I know several artists who have what might be called a "professional
|
||
T> interest;... Other than that, I dunno. Frustration, mebbe?
|
||
|
||
Speaking as a photographer (male one each) there are not many objects
|
||
that can be as sensuous as the female form. Even women enjoy viewing
|
||
other women. I once did a portfolio exploring the realtionship between
|
||
the female form and the body of a guitar using my Gibson Explorer copy
|
||
(futuristic looking) and my 12 string. Unfortunately I was liberated
|
||
of the color and B&W finals and all I have are the concept shots left.
|
||
Bummer. I guess it's all in the perception. I really like to look at
|
||
pictures of women as objects d'art but not in a lustful fashion
|
||
although there are some very well done erotica that can arouse me.
|
||
|
||
JonBoy
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Let's Party!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:26:48
|
||
Message Number 12969
|
||
|
||
T> Party!
|
||
I'll be there - guaranteed.
|
||
BTW - this weekend is the medieval faire. Damn! Were any of you folks
|
||
planning to go? I will probably go Sunday since Saturday I will be
|
||
sacrificing Lori's Soo-ba-roo to the gods of mayhem and mechanical
|
||
Murphyism that rules the known universe saturday. Maybe we can have a
|
||
impromptu get to gether at the faire. Anyone game?
|
||
|
||
JonBoy
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Freindship
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:36:36
|
||
Message Number 12970
|
||
|
||
TS> What do you mean "you won't have any of those of any kind"?
|
||
|
||
It was late and I was delirious - simple yes? What I was attempting to
|
||
say while shivering and desperately wanting to go to sleep was that
|
||
would you reject a friendship of any kind just for the simple reason
|
||
that it may not last? My definition of a true friend is simple, very
|
||
hard to judge and is admittedly a gut feeling sort of thing. If the
|
||
choice came up that a decision would affect one of the friends, which on
|
||
one would he pick? I have in fact taken falls for my buddy because I
|
||
didn't want him to - and he has done the same for me. Kind of a form
|
||
of self-sacrifice. That's not all of it of course. There is also the
|
||
warm feeling that you can absolutely be yourself and you know that you
|
||
are accepted warts and all. There is no need to worry about what my
|
||
buddy thinks because I know that it doesn't matter to him. I hope that
|
||
I can get even a little of that across to you Dave. It is in fact the
|
||
most rewarding emotion that I have ever experienced and I can understand
|
||
why counsellors say that your mate should also be your best friend. My
|
||
second wife was one of my best friends until she weirded out on everyone
|
||
I still miss her in many ways - not the pain she put me through though..
|
||
|
||
JonBoy
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: The Band
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:45:35
|
||
Message Number 12971
|
||
|
||
TS> Oh, false modesty now...you, of course
|
||
|
||
No false modesty at all - I really thought that you were referring to
|
||
someone else. I feel kinda lame sometimes because I have been noodling
|
||
around in my own musical world for so long - I kinda forgot most of
|
||
the commercial stuff I used to play when we had a band in Ca. I mean
|
||
I can even play and sing "Cheap SunGlasses" (ZZ Top) anymore! And I
|
||
LOVE that song - we used to pull a hid-a-screen across the stage and
|
||
change real quick into these Texas style Tourist sunglasses and put
|
||
on some super-sized clown (real clown supply items) tennis shoes. Me
|
||
and Tom would both pounce on the screen while kicking off the
|
||
song - they loved it!
|
||
A lost-in-the-ozone JonBoy
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: What does it
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:50:35
|
||
Message Number 12972
|
||
|
||
TS> But I might drop by and checkit out....
|
||
|
||
Do - I haven't seen you in ages. It's be nice.
|
||
|
||
JonBoy
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:51:58
|
||
Message Number 12973
|
||
|
||
TS> Somebody please talk some more sense into me!!
|
||
|
||
She'll make you sell your guns and forbid you to do the paint gun
|
||
warfare sort of thing. She'll start talking kids - which means braces
|
||
She'll have headaches and cramps and take it all out on you. She
|
||
will hate the idea of buying any hot-rod parts for Mopars. The list
|
||
is endless of female stereotypes we could go through.
|
||
Of course she's probably cuddly, smells good, kisses nice, will tickle
|
||
your ear with her tongue might love to do everything that you enjoy
|
||
the most, really has a brain and can talk intelligently plays bass
|
||
guitar and sings like an angel.
|
||
Ya gotta take yer chances like anybody else bud.
|
||
JonBoy
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: BEATLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Fav Shows
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:10:16
|
||
Message Number 12974
|
||
|
||
> the Alice in Wonderland...
|
||
m
|
||
Shore Leave?? Maybe that's not the one you''re referring to, but Shore
|
||
Leave is one of the more popular episodes. And I must be one of the few
|
||
people on the face of the Earth who liked "Spock's Brain" (Then again, I
|
||
liked "Nothing But Trouble", which has been called one of the biggest
|
||
turkeys of all time)...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: BEATLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Work-outs
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:12:48
|
||
Message Number 12975
|
||
|
||
Thanks for the info, but I've got a complicated lifestyle that needs
|
||
some arrangement. I eat lunch in school for one, for another, I have a
|
||
job that takes up the hours after school (5 to 11:30) two days a week,
|
||
and either Friday or Saturday night... When I get home from school, I
|
||
have homework, chores, dinner, and a shower before bed, and I like to
|
||
take a bit of time to watch some TV for an hour or two (if possible)...
|
||
This schedule is ALWAYS subject to change, and it was just set up that
|
||
way YESTERDAY, from a less hectic schedule. Anyway, one of the main
|
||
points is that I /don't/ have the cooperation of my parents in buying
|
||
food, and there is NO WAY the "family" can have a meal together during
|
||
the week. It's a complicated issue I have yet to work out, and it isn't
|
||
too friendly when we do talk about it; my parents are stubborn. As for
|
||
the workout, all I can do is some jogging or walking in the afternoon
|
||
when I get time, and the stuff we do in school.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: BEATLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Fav shows
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:24:10
|
||
Message Number 12976
|
||
|
||
> ... every Star Trek episode in sequential order.
|
||
|
||
The order specified by Paramount is the production order, and Ch. 44
|
||
DID run the episodes that way before they stopped original Trek.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: BEATLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Plastic people
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:25:55
|
||
Message Number 12977
|
||
|
||
> ...any suggestions as to where I can find this rare breed?
|
||
|
||
Not implying anything about you, but it seems that everyone is always
|
||
looking for that kind of person, but nobody can find them... it's kinda
|
||
ironic. Maybe it says something aboutthe people...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: BEATLE
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: ST movies
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:43:21
|
||
Message Number 12978
|
||
|
||
> I didn't find it anti-religious at all...
|
||
|
||
I sorta was pushed that way before I watched it. Rufus mentioned it,
|
||
and when I saw it, I thought that way. Captain Picard never seemed to
|
||
give any thought to the significance of theidea that the woman might
|
||
have been a religious figure from the past. In essence, it seemed that
|
||
an attempt to make a claim based on religion was almost instantly
|
||
assumed to be a con.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: BEATLE
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: ST stuff
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:46:46
|
||
Message Number 12979
|
||
|
||
> "The Menagerie" and "Where No Man Has Gone Before;" ... still has the
|
||
> movies, though.
|
||
|
||
I have all the movies, except V, which I doubt your friend has, but if
|
||
he does, let me know. I might be interested in those two episodes. I
|
||
just got a job, so I might have some cash soon to buy some stuff.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Scandalized
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:00:38
|
||
Message Number 12980
|
||
|
||
>I don't even want to think what I would face if I logged on once
|
||
>a day.
|
||
|
||
That's what I have to do...and sometimes I don't even manage to get on
|
||
once a day. Grr...can't even keep up with the messages on my own
|
||
system...grr. And this software doesn't do auto-maintenance, either.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Let's Party!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:03:50
|
||
Message Number 12981
|
||
|
||
>FURRY PARTY......I'll be there!
|
||
|
||
Good! There's one confirmed A/R attendee...any other takers?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Bass
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:05:26
|
||
Message Number 12982
|
||
|
||
>Why don't you hit some of the local jams at the bars on Sunday night
|
||
>and brush up?
|
||
|
||
On the rare occasions I actually have Sunday nights free, I'm usually
|
||
in Tampa, or in Ft. Myers, or hauling Jill to Dunkin' Donuts in
|
||
handcuffs at four AM (don't ask). It's rather unusual for me to find
|
||
enough time to do things like eat...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Dr. Turtle???
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:07:20
|
||
Message Number 12983
|
||
|
||
>A turtle in prison, not a pretty sight.
|
||
|
||
You said it. I have enough friends in jail as it is; I don't have any
|
||
intention of going there myself. Moby uncool place to hang out, ya know?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: A/R Band?
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:12:34
|
||
Message Number 12984
|
||
|
||
>But perhaps The Specialist will bring his guitar.
|
||
|
||
Figure if we can get him and maybe JonBoy to bring over some guitars
|
||
and Zot Gnop to drag along his bass, we might have something... No room
|
||
in the apartment for a drum kit, though, even if we could produce one.
|
||
Oh well...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Snow??!!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:14:48
|
||
Message Number 12985
|
||
|
||
>So, did you get out the shovel???
|
||
|
||
Not me--I had too much of that in Nebraska. I love snow, but I'd rather
|
||
be ritualistically sacrificed by Tagalog-speaking Elvis impersonators
|
||
than shovel the damn stuff.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: GROUCHO
|
||
Subject: Give God agin
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:16:17
|
||
Message Number 12986
|
||
|
||
>I don't follow .... you implying you found the message amusing?
|
||
|
||
I found it to be a really amazingly ghastly pun, but if that wasn't
|
||
your intention I probably mis-interpreted it.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Playboy
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:18:10
|
||
Message Number 12987
|
||
|
||
>No, hormones are definately on the blink....
|
||
|
||
naaah. I just get enough of the live in-person kind, doncha know.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Agree
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:21:13
|
||
Message Number 12988
|
||
|
||
>Yes, I agree...it is.
|
||
|
||
Grrr! Why, you...grr...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: carbs
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:24:03
|
||
Message Number 12989
|
||
|
||
>I went to the holistic school of carb maintenance. You take it apart
|
||
>and lay them out - they kinda look like they know where they want to
|
||
>be.
|
||
|
||
Works for me!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Let's Party!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:25:14
|
||
Message Number 12990
|
||
|
||
Hey, is the Medieval Fair /this/ weekend? Dammitall, that totally
|
||
didn't occur to me. Yes, I'll be going, probably on Sunday...I
|
||
haven't missed one in six years. ('Course, I haven't paid to get into
|
||
one in four...going to school at New College you learn all the best
|
||
ways to get into the Ringling grounds. I spent several hours up in one
|
||
of their banyan trees one night while the night watchman did his
|
||
paperwork in his little car about six feet below me...but that's a story
|
||
for another time. Grr...)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: BEATLE
|
||
Subject: Work-outs
|
||
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:29:39
|
||
Message Number 12991
|
||
|
||
>...I've got a complicated life-style...
|
||
|
||
*Snort*
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TIBERIUS
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Carly
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 09:10:31
|
||
Message Number 12992
|
||
|
||
I'd love to go to one of her concerts, buy I understand that she has a
|
||
"thing" about large groups of people. Maybe she'll do some small
|
||
concerts.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TIBERIUS
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: mouth size
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 09:12:16
|
||
Message Number 12993
|
||
|
||
RE: your observation about the size of Ms. Simon's mouth.....
|
||
|
||
Yeah, but can you imagine the kisses you could get from her??
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 13:59:31
|
||
Message Number 12997
|
||
|
||
SA>I hate being alone.
|
||
SS>How come I knew that?
|
||
.
|
||
I hate being predicted too.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Plastic money
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:00:23
|
||
Message Number 12998
|
||
|
||
On Robert Tilton, you said he could be pretty convincing if a victem
|
||
didn't have knowledge of God ect. But the man just reeks with i
|
||
insincerity. I took one look at his face (sound was down on tv) and I
|
||
bristled. I turned the sound up and I couldn't believe the things he
|
||
was saying. He was making up scripture!!!!! Then he was telling every
|
||
one to make a vow (donation), only then could their prayers be answered.
|
||
A few minutes later, he said that God was going to speak through him
|
||
any moment. (who's he think he is????) I was totally sickened.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:03:59
|
||
Message Number 12999
|
||
|
||
I am woman, hear me roar. Yea, though I walk through the valley of
|
||
temptation, I shall see no studley men. For I am as strong willed as
|
||
the iron sword of justice......just don't wave a bag of M & M's in front
|
||
of me.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: A.C.O.A.
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:05:32
|
||
Message Number 13000
|
||
|
||
I'm blushing myself, and I find I have no reply to this message.
|
||
Just my luck, I'm married.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:10:01
|
||
Message Number 13001
|
||
|
||
TS>Someone please talk some more sense into me!!
|
||
.
|
||
(slap slap) You must not be warm (slap slap) You can not be human.
|
||
(Kapow, Whoosh) You must not allow your better sense to come out.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:14:44
|
||
Message Number 13002
|
||
|
||
Arg! Never mind. I swear is everyone looking for a fight or what???
|
||
I see some chips on shoulders around here a mile wide. Every post is
|
||
ending with something like "ya wanna make something of it????
|
||
So, what's your point????????
|
||
Jesus, work out at the gym, get laid, work off some of that tension,
|
||
guys. Smile.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Scandalized
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:33:31
|
||
Message Number 13004
|
||
|
||
SA>I hate being alone.
|
||
SS>How come I knew that?
|
||
.
|
||
I hate being predicted too.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Bass
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:35:29
|
||
Message Number 13006
|
||
|
||
I'm blushing myself, and I find I have no reply to this message.
|
||
Just my luck, I'm married.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Dr. Turtle???
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:37:57
|
||
Message Number 13007
|
||
|
||
TS>Someone please talk some more sense into me!!
|
||
.
|
||
(slap slap) You must not be warm (slap slap) You can not be human.
|
||
(Kapow, Whoosh) You must not allow your better sense to come out.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Let's Party!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:13:52
|
||
Message Number 13014
|
||
|
||
I'd love to go the fair, but my wheels won't turn. (Piece of shit car!)
|
||
But if Ican catch a ride with someone, I want to go. Any offers?
|
||
An immobilized,
|
||
Scott Steel
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:18:54
|
||
Message Number 13015
|
||
|
||
I liked that reply to The Specialist's request t have some more
|
||
sense talked into him. Good arguments.
|
||
But, Specialist, yes you got to take some chances in life. Doesn't
|
||
suck.HEHEHEHEHEHE
|
||
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: BEATLE
|
||
Subject: Work-outs
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:23:51
|
||
Message Number 13016
|
||
|
||
Well, you have a job, use the earnings from that and buy the extra
|
||
supplements needed. Twin'Lab puts out a good line of products. And eat
|
||
a balance diet.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Handcuffs & You
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:27:49
|
||
Message Number 13017
|
||
|
||
T> ...or hauling Jill to Dunkin' Donuts in handcuffs at four Am
|
||
T> (Don't ask)
|
||
|
||
Gotta ask. Please give us give kinky details, you Babe-magnet, you.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Snow??!!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:31:28
|
||
Message Number 13018
|
||
|
||
T> I'b rather be ritualistically sacrificed by Tagalog-speaking
|
||
T> Elvis impersonators than shovel the damn stuff.
|
||
|
||
Interesting concept. I could just imagine what that scene would look
|
||
like. Turtle handcuffed to people dressed in police officer's uniforms
|
||
and be beat to death to the rhythm of Jailhouse Rock.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Playboy
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:36:05
|
||
Message Number 13019
|
||
|
||
TS> Ho, hormones are definitely on the blink..
|
||
|
||
T> naaak. I just get enough of the live in-erson kind, doncha kind
|
||
|
||
You LUCKY stud-muffin.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Let's Party!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:39:11
|
||
Message Number 13020
|
||
|
||
T> .. I haven't missed one in six years.
|
||
|
||
I've never been to one.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:43:06
|
||
Message Number 13021
|
||
|
||
Make you a deal..I'll bring the movies and bring a bag of green M & M's
|
||
(I'd buy them and sort the green one's just for you.) And I get to see
|
||
just what one of those Ginger Lynn movies does to you.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: A.C.O.A.
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:46:13
|
||
Message Number 13022
|
||
|
||
S> Just my luck, I'm married.
|
||
|
||
Sucks to me. (tm) 1991 Scott Steel Inc.
|
||
Yes, my second trademarked phrase!! First, "Have a day", and now this
|
||
one. I love it.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Women
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:49:03
|
||
Message Number 13023
|
||
|
||
TS> Someone please talk some more ense into me!!
|
||
|
||
SA> (slap, slap) You must not be warm (slap slap) You can not be human.
|
||
(Kapow, Whooosh) You must not allow your better sense come out.
|
||
|
||
Looks like she POUNDED some some into ya.. Hey, you okay? Boy, that
|
||
chick beat the hell of you.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:53:43
|
||
Message Number 13024
|
||
|
||
SA> Jesus, work out at the gym, get laid, work off some of that tension,
|
||
SA> guys. Smile.
|
||
|
||
I'm not looking for fights (puppy-dog frown)(Sucking up, MAYOR).
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Scandalized
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:17:53
|
||
Message Number 13026
|
||
|
||
>Grrrrr. A sysop's work is never done.
|
||
|
||
You aren't kidding.
|
||
|
||
>What kind of maintenance are you talking about?
|
||
|
||
Deleting old messages so you don't see nasties like "Message base full,
|
||
message partially saved," optimizing the message base so it takes less
|
||
than five minutes to find a message you want to read (and I had to
|
||
write the program to do that, too), deleting users who don't call,
|
||
fixing bugs in the message base, that sort of thing. Work on the FidoNet
|
||
mailer for this system has totally stalled due to lack of time, too.
|
||
I'd hoped to have the mailer up by now, but nooooooo.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Handcuffs & You
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:22:54
|
||
Message Number 13027
|
||
|
||
>Gotta ask. Please give us the kinky details, you Babe-magnet, you.
|
||
|
||
Not if you keep referring to me as a "babe-magnet." I HATE that
|
||
expression. Besides, I'd have to get a release form from Jill.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Snow??!!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:24:25
|
||
Message Number 13028
|
||
|
||
>Interesting concept.
|
||
|
||
No. And I can think of people I'd rather be handcuffed to than Tagalog-
|
||
speaking Elvis impersonators, too.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Playboy
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:25:03
|
||
Message Number 13029
|
||
|
||
I think I despise the expression "stud-muffin" even more than I hate
|
||
"babe-magnet." And luck has nothing to do with it.
|
||
|
||
So there. (Dusting off the mile-wide chip on my shoulder...)
|
||
|
||
[Visions of Saavik: "Is that a chip on your shoulder, or do you always
|
||
carry a piano there?"]
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Let's Party!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:26:33
|
||
Message Number 13030
|
||
|
||
>I've never been to one.
|
||
|
||
That's too bad; they're generally a lot of fun. They have (IMHO) gone
|
||
downhill somewhat in quality during the last three years, in part becaus
|
||
the Ringling Museum has changed the fair from a non-profit event to a
|
||
strictly-for-profit event and because they've gotten large enough in
|
||
recent years that they're VERY strict now on what you can and can't do,
|
||
but they're still fun. I wouldn't /pay/ for one any more, but they're
|
||
fun.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:25:17
|
||
Message Number 13032
|
||
|
||
Green M & M's and Ginger Lynn???? Where do I sign????
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: A.C.O.A.
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:26:16
|
||
Message Number 13033
|
||
|
||
Sucks to me too. (tm) 1991 Saavik Enterprises, Inc.
|
||
My first trademarked phrase!!!!!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Women
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:27:28
|
||
Message Number 13034
|
||
|
||
Dave? Dave!!! Get up Dave. Oh, what have I done. Somebody call a Doctor.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:28:12
|
||
Message Number 13035
|
||
|
||
SS>I'm not looking for fights...
|
||
.
|
||
OH! Make love not war, eh? Quick wheres the M & M's and Ginger Lynn
|
||
movies.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Scandalized
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:29:45
|
||
Message Number 13036
|
||
|
||
Did you say earlier that you were running on floppies?? Didn't you have
|
||
a hard drive problem? Sorry for all the questions, I'm just interested
|
||
in how a BBS works and what it takes to keep one up. Maybe one day,
|
||
I will start one. Right now it's easier to post and have someone else
|
||
do ALL the work. (heheheh)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Playboy
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:33:05
|
||
Message Number 13037
|
||
|
||
I prefer the term "Stud Puppet". And a piano on your shoulder could come
|
||
in quite handy. Impromtu serinading. "Feelings, nothing more than
|
||
feelings........" Look at for that tomato (Smush) Bullseye.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Handcuffs & You
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:18:13
|
||
Message Number 13039
|
||
|
||
T> Besides, I'd have to get a release form from Jill.
|
||
|
||
Are you taking bribes? hehehe
|
||
A pervert at heart.
|
||
Scott Steel
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Playboy
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:20:23
|
||
Message Number 13040
|
||
|
||
T> And luck has hothing to do with it.
|
||
|
||
Yeah, I know, it's know it that gorgeous physique of yours, you
|
||
woman-slayer.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:22:00
|
||
Message Number 13041
|
||
|
||
S> Green M & M's and Ginger Lynn??? Where do I sign????
|
||
|
||
Tease. (very disappointed frown) (As mind drifts off, what if she really
|
||
do mean it?......Oh, get serious.)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: A.C.O.A.
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:23:49
|
||
Message Number 13042
|
||
|
||
Gotcha, here's my third.
|
||
|
||
Sucks to be you. (tm) Scott Steel, Inc.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:24:57
|
||
Message Number 13043
|
||
|
||
SA> OH! Make love not war, eh? Quick where's the M & M's and Ginger
|
||
SA> Lynn movies.
|
||
|
||
Time? Place? And number of accessories to bring (be specific).
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: KNIGHT OWL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: M & M'S
|
||
Date & Time: 02/28/91 23:25:59
|
||
Message Number 13045
|
||
|
||
s>....just don't wave a bag of M & M's in front of me.
|
||
Sheesh! We have so much in common. Plain or peanut? I like plain.
|
||
|
||
SEE YA!
|
||
Knight Owl
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Freindship
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:00:21
|
||
Message Number 13046
|
||
|
||
JB>Would you reject a freindship just because you knew it would't last?
|
||
|
||
No, but I never reject any friendships...just don't get real close,
|
||
that's all. I dunno why you have made an issue of this, it's really
|
||
quite unimportant. My whole point was that I don't get close enough
|
||
to ANYONE to hug them, that's all. (Except, of course, my current
|
||
girlfriend, and in *exceptional* cases.)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:04:01
|
||
Message Number 13047
|
||
|
||
TS>She'll make you sell your guns...
|
||
Ooh...
|
||
JB>She'll have headaches and cramps and take it out on you.
|
||
OOOH.
|
||
JB>She will hate the idea of buying hot rod parts for your Mopar.
|
||
OOOH! That's it. Thank you.
|
||
JB> Of course, she's probably cuddly...
|
||
Thank you, JB...that's enough...
|
||
JB>...smells nice...
|
||
Stop it, JB...I'm ok now...
|
||
JB> ...and likes to tickle your ear with her toungue...
|
||
ARRRRGH! Dammit, SHUT UP!
|
||
JB>Ya gotta takes your chances with the rest of us...
|
||
Thanks a lot...just--thanks.... You ol' SOB...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: TIBERIUS
|
||
Subject: mouth size
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:12:15
|
||
Message Number 13048
|
||
|
||
Never mind the kisses...nice lips...KNOWWHATTAH MEAN, Vern?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:13:56
|
||
Message Number 13049
|
||
|
||
TS>Someone please talk some more sense into me!
|
||
|
||
S>(slap slap)
|
||
|
||
Oof! Oof!
|
||
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:15:25
|
||
Message Number 13050
|
||
|
||
S>Jesus, work out at the gym, get laid, work off some of that tension,
|
||
|
||
(ROFLOLMNPOC - Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud Making Neighbors Pound
|
||
On Ceiling) ...Heheheh!! "Get laid"... I swear, you are hilarious!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Friendship
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:18:38
|
||
Message Number 13051
|
||
|
||
Suicide is another subject entirely.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Freindship
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:19:12
|
||
Message Number 13052
|
||
|
||
SS>consider it dropped...
|
||
|
||
Thank you.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Touche'
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:19:40
|
||
Message Number 13053
|
||
|
||
SS>....yeah, the you woke up. Right?
|
||
|
||
Do ya want to get nasty, Scott? I don't think so.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Women
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:21:57
|
||
Message Number 13054
|
||
|
||
TS>Someone please talk some sense into me!!
|
||
S>(Slap slap!)
|
||
SS> Looks like she POUNDED some into ya... Hey, you okay? Boy that
|
||
SS>chick beat the hell outa you.
|
||
|
||
Don't worry, I'm so unfeeling that I didn't feel a thing. Ok? Ok.
|
||
Seeya.
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
Ooooooh....geeze...ouch! Ohhhh.......
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Women
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:27:09
|
||
Message Number 13055
|
||
|
||
S>Dave? Dave!!! Get up Dave.
|
||
|
||
(Blllghghghllghgl...) I'm ok...I'm ok... (thud) [Muffled] I'm awright..
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Playboy
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:29:34
|
||
Message Number 13056
|
||
|
||
SS>...must be that gorgeous physique, you woman-slayer...
|
||
|
||
Scott, let up...geeze, look at him...he's already shredded.
|
||
|
||
Turtle, just say uncle... "No way!" But you're beaten...your arms off!
|
||
"No it isn't. It's just a scratch."
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:15:04
|
||
Message Number 13060
|
||
|
||
You're calling me a tease??? For shame, Scott. Look in the mirror, Babe.
|
||
You're the one who brought up green M & M's.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: A.C.O.A.
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:16:23
|
||
Message Number 13061
|
||
|
||
SS> Sucks to be you. (tm) Scott Steel, Inc.
|
||
|
||
No comment....... (tm) Saavik Enterprises, Inc.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:17:58
|
||
Message Number 13062
|
||
|
||
Time: unknown Place: yet to be determined. Accessories: A 1969 Camaro
|
||
Super Sport with a 283 bored out to a 302. Hooker headers, Holly carb,
|
||
traction bars, throw in a mild performance cam that can really lope,
|
||
A bag of green M & M's, the 1982 February issue of Hustler, and a blue
|
||
fawn great dane named Stud Puppet.
|
||
Call me when you have aquired the above. (hehehe)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: KNIGHT OWL
|
||
Subject: M & M'S
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:21:15
|
||
Message Number 13063
|
||
|
||
KO> (M&M) plain or peanut? I like plain.
|
||
|
||
I am partial to the peanut myself. (shivering from M & M withdrawl as
|
||
we speak). We have more in common than that. Read E-mail.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Freindship
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:23:13
|
||
Message Number 13064
|
||
|
||
Gee, TS. Does that mean I'm going to have to borrow Turtle and Jill's
|
||
handcuffs just to give you a hug when I meet you.
|
||
Have you seen that bumper sticker "Hugs not drugs"? I saw one yestarday
|
||
said "Hugs and drugs, just say fer shure"
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:26:45
|
||
Message Number 13065
|
||
|
||
You're laughing now,,,, wait til you SEE me. (sniffle sniffle)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Friendship
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:27:43
|
||
Message Number 13066
|
||
|
||
TS> Suicide is another subject entirely.
|
||
|
||
Suicide is another subject eternally.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Women
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:29:42
|
||
Message Number 13067
|
||
|
||
oh, poooooor Stud Puppet. Somebody kiss him and make him better.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: Yoyo??
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 02:13:52
|
||
Message Number 13069
|
||
|
||
To whom it may concern:
|
||
|
||
A high-tech cyberpunk clear yoyo with a neat-o active clutch mechanism
|
||
in it has mysteriously materialized in my apartment sometime between
|
||
RufusCon '90 and last month's Anthrax concert. I have no idea who
|
||
belongs to it, where it came from, why it's here, what its purpose in
|
||
life is, to whence it goes after it suffers the Final Mystery, or
|
||
for that matter very much else at all about it. If it sounds like it
|
||
may belong to you, someone you know, or someone you may be related to,
|
||
please let me know; it misses its home.
|
||
|
||
Offer void in Rhode Island, Kentucky, and Utah. We here at Anarchy
|
||
Now, Inc. take no responsibility for feeding or disciplining the
|
||
yoyo while it is in our care.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TIBERIUS
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Carly
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 09:19:38
|
||
Message Number 13070
|
||
|
||
I saw her on the Today show (I think it was) and she has a new album out
|
||
and is trying to set up some smaller concerts to promote t. I think
|
||
Van Wezel would be the ideal spot for her.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TIBERIUS
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: mouth size
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 09:24:07
|
||
Message Number 13071
|
||
|
||
You, sir, have a dirty mind. I like that in a person.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TIBERIUS
|
||
Subject: Carly
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 15:17:48
|
||
Message Number 13074
|
||
|
||
Wouldn't that be great??? To have Carly here in Sunny Sarasota. Maybe
|
||
even the New Manatee Civic center... it's very nice there.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TIBERIUS
|
||
Subject: mouth size
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 15:19:00
|
||
Message Number 13075
|
||
|
||
TB>(to The Specialist) You sir, have a dirty mind.
|
||
|
||
Naw, it's not dirty, he changes it too often.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: mouth size
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:03:05
|
||
Message Number 13078
|
||
|
||
Yeah, I KNOWWHATTAH MEAN, Vern.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Suicide
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:03:56
|
||
Message Number 13079
|
||
|
||
TS> Suicide is another subject entirely.
|
||
|
||
Well ,now it is. Any comments?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Freindship
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:04:56
|
||
Message Number 13080
|
||
|
||
SS> Consider it dropped....
|
||
|
||
TS> Thank you.
|
||
|
||
Welcome. hehehe
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Touche'
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:05:40
|
||
Message Number 13081
|
||
|
||
TS> Do ya want to get nasty, Scott? I don't think so.
|
||
|
||
Oooooooooohhh. (quivering in fear)
|
||
|
||
Hell, I'll just sick Saavik on ya.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Playboy
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:07:42
|
||
Message Number 13082
|
||
|
||
TS> Scott, let up...geeze, look at him...he's already shredded.
|
||
|
||
Geeze, you never let me have any fun. (Whimper, whimper)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:08:55
|
||
Message Number 13083
|
||
|
||
SA> You're calling me a tease??...You're the one who brought up green
|
||
SA> M & M's.
|
||
|
||
You're just mad because I guessed your weakness. Besides, who said I
|
||
had any shame? You're the one who said, "Where do I sign?"
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: A.C.O.A.
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:13:26
|
||
Message Number 13084
|
||
|
||
Just for the record, my trademarked commment "Sucks to me" is supposed
|
||
to be, "Sucks to /be/ me."
|
||
|
||
SA> No comment......
|
||
|
||
Chicken shit. You always try to run when I've got you back into a
|
||
corner. Come to think of it, I'd like to get you trapped in a real
|
||
corner. hehehehehe
|
||
A fellow pervert.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:17:10
|
||
Message Number 13085
|
||
|
||
SA> Time: Unknown Place: yet to be determined. Accessories: A 1969
|
||
SA> Camaro Super Sport with a 283 bored out to a 302. Hooker headers,
|
||
SA> Holly card, traction bars, throw in a mild performance cam that can
|
||
SA> really lope, a bag of green M & M's, the 1982 February issue of
|
||
SA> Hustler, and a blue fawn great dane named Stud Puppet.
|
||
SA> Call me when you ahve aquired the above.(hehehe)
|
||
|
||
Sheeesh, picky, picky!!
|
||
Will Turtle do for the dane named Stud Puppet?
|
||
I can back order the Hustler mag.
|
||
But finding a car with those exact specifications will be difficult.
|
||
|
||
Will you settle for me in a T-back with a bag of green M & M's and
|
||
a porno?
|
||
Sometimes in life you've got to negotiate.
|
||
Please?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: M & M'S
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:23:40
|
||
Message Number 13086
|
||
|
||
(TO Knight Owl) We have more in common than that. Read E-mail.
|
||
|
||
Why you unfaithful so-and-so.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: mouth size
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:27:28
|
||
Message Number 13087
|
||
|
||
TB> (to the Specialist) You, sir, have a dirty mind.
|
||
|
||
SA> Naw, it's not dirty, he changes it too often.
|
||
|
||
Dave?? Dave??? Dave??? Ah, shit, she's really hurt this time!!
|
||
Where the hell is that doctor? Saavik, geez, are you trying to
|
||
hospitalize this guy or what?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Scandalized
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:58:58
|
||
Message Number 13089
|
||
|
||
Right now I'm running on floppies (two 5.25" and two 3.5" that were
|
||
ripped out of an old PS/2); the hard drive I was playing with briefly
|
||
has a rather serious controller problem, and since it's an obsolete
|
||
piece of junk it's difficult to find parts for. Actually, as you
|
||
read this you're logged on to a TRS-80 Model 4 (talking about
|
||
obsolete pieces of junk, although I do like this machine) running a
|
||
public domain FORTRAN BBS program that I keep hacking away at with
|
||
a debugger and an assembler. Nowadays, though, if you were to run a BBS
|
||
on, say, and Amiga or IBM clone, you wouldn't have to put up with that
|
||
sort of stuff; there are some really good (and cheap; read free) program
|
||
for both machines. (I could, I suppose, give up and "upgrade" to the
|
||
IBM in the attic, but God how I hate those computers!)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Playboy
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:04:56
|
||
Message Number 13090
|
||
|
||
>I prefer the term "Stud Puppet."
|
||
|
||
No doubt. So tell me, vat does this say about your feelinks tovard the
|
||
dominant member of a relationship, hmm? (in best Freudian accent)
|
||
|
||
>And a piano on your shoulder could come in quite handy. Impromptu
|
||
>serinading.
|
||
|
||
Only if you play the piano, which I don't. Besides, I hate that song.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Handcuffs & You
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:08:16
|
||
Message Number 13091
|
||
|
||
>Are you taking bribes?
|
||
|
||
I ALWAYS take bribes, and I even accept checks.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Playboy
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:12:00
|
||
Message Number 13092
|
||
|
||
>Turtle, just say uncle...
|
||
|
||
Why? This isn't /my/ fight...I'm not even the one who came up with the
|
||
damn expression in the first place. Grr.....
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Trademarks
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:13:00
|
||
Message Number 13093
|
||
|
||
>No comment....... (tm) Saavik Enterprises, Inc.
|
||
|
||
Sorry; I think that expression is already in the public domain, by
|
||
virtue of prior use.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Froidgronk
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:14:23
|
||
Message Number 13094
|
||
|
||
>...Turtle and Jill's handcuffs...
|
||
|
||
Turtle's handcuffs. Jill only got the privelege 'cause it was her
|
||
birthday.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: TM
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:16:42
|
||
Message Number 13095
|
||
|
||
>Just for the record, my trademarked saying "sucks to me" is supposed
|
||
>to be, "Sucks to /be/ me."
|
||
|
||
And you didn't put a TM after it there, dude. That makes it public
|
||
domain. Sorry!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: 13000
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:18:31
|
||
Message Number 13096
|
||
|
||
Well, looks like Saavik got message #12345 and #13000...someone tell
|
||
her to quit hogging all the good message numbers already!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: GROUCHO
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Snow??!!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:58:49
|
||
Message Number 13097
|
||
|
||
Snow - Turtle???
|
||
|
||
Does anybody out there believe that Turtle REALLY saw snow?
|
||
|
||
Or does anybody have a possible alternative for what Turtle was really
|
||
observing......
|
||
|
||
Maybe it was Tank fallout from Iraq ...
|
||
Or ..... Incinerated Baby Milk
|
||
A new alien life form which impersonates snow until it can get into the
|
||
soil ....
|
||
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: GROUCHO
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Carly's Teeth
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 18:05:34
|
||
Message Number 13098
|
||
|
||
I'd love to lick Carly Simon's teeth!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: GROUCHO
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Give God agin
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 18:11:50
|
||
Message Number 13099
|
||
|
||
Turtle ...
|
||
|
||
I intended it to be as you took it, I just misinterpreted your reply.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: GROUCHO
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: m&m's
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 18:15:22
|
||
Message Number 13100
|
||
|
||
Peanut or Plain M&M's?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: BEATLE
|
||
Subject: Plastic people
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:22:16
|
||
Message Number 13101
|
||
|
||
B> everyone is looking for that kind of person...
|
||
|
||
Well yeah - that's true, but it is really funny (???!!!) that it seems
|
||
the nicest people end up with assholes for mates. I always wondered
|
||
about that old cliche "opposites attract" and I wonder if there's any
|
||
truth involved.
|
||
JonBoy
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: A/R Band?
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:25:24
|
||
Message Number 13102
|
||
|
||
T> No room ... for a drum kit...
|
||
|
||
No problem - in the best tradition of primitive man and the ritualistic
|
||
mahem associatyed with spring we simply beat on the walls.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Freindship
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:39:43
|
||
Message Number 13103
|
||
|
||
TS> made an issue of this..
|
||
|
||
Sorry Dave - I really hadn't considered that I had made an issue
|
||
of it. I was just BS'n with you about a topic. Most things I just
|
||
figure "it's their life" and let it be. I just talk about it if you
|
||
seem to want to. Consider it dropped.
|
||
JonBoy
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Yoyo??
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:46:47
|
||
Message Number 13104
|
||
|
||
TS> A hiTech cyberpunk yoyo...
|
||
|
||
They're here! They're here! And you are their first contact! Now...
|
||
be nice give it a velvet plush pillow and show it start trek stuff
|
||
so that it knows we aren't primitive...
|
||
Oh yeah and give it some dew and put it near the turtle tank.
|
||
|
||
JonBoy
|
||
(on a full-moon boogie)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Faire?
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:53:57
|
||
Message Number 13105
|
||
|
||
You going to the Medieval Faire this weekend? I'm trying to see
|
||
how many oif us are going and maybe we can meet somewhere and
|
||
throw drumsticks at Torg (a really bad idea).
|
||
JonBoy
|
||
PS - I'm sending this to Saavik but ti applies to all.
|
||
I plan on Sunday.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Touche'
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:07:13
|
||
Message Number 13109
|
||
|
||
SS to TS> Hell, I'll just sick Saavik on ya.
|
||
|
||
(Raising my sword, a rabid look on my face) Ya want me to hit him now,
|
||
Scott. Huh? Huh?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:08:42
|
||
Message Number 13110
|
||
|
||
SS>You're the one who said, "where do I sign?"
|
||
|
||
Yeah, but that was before I read the fine print.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: A.C.O.A.
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:09:57
|
||
Message Number 13111
|
||
|
||
SS> Come to think of it, I'd like to get you trapped in a real corner.
|
||
|
||
And would that be a "Different Corner", Eh?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:11:21
|
||
Message Number 13112
|
||
|
||
What? Settle for a Chevette over a loaded Camaro Classic? You negotiate
|
||
with a terrorist, some things are non-negociable. By the way, does the
|
||
T-back have a puppy dog on the front?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: M & M'S
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:13:11
|
||
Message Number 13113
|
||
|
||
SS>Why you unfaithful so and so.
|
||
|
||
Now Scott, without reading the E mail, you can't jump to conclusions.
|
||
Knight Owl and I happen to share a common interest in a certain beast
|
||
of burden.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: mouth size
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:14:33
|
||
Message Number 13114
|
||
|
||
Poor Dave. I hate to beat a guy when he's down but gee, he just lays
|
||
there begging for more.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Scandalized
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:16:09
|
||
Message Number 13115
|
||
|
||
So, what's wrong with an IBM????? I'm running off a Tandy 1000SL. I must
|
||
say that I saw a BBS running off an Amiga 2000. Now THAT'S impressive.
|
||
I'd never even seen an Amiga before. Wow. Whats a TRS-80?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Playboy
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:18:29
|
||
Message Number 13116
|
||
|
||
How about this??? We agree on the song "Feelings". (spit, puke, barf)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Trademarks
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:19:36
|
||
Message Number 13117
|
||
|
||
Somebody already pattened "No comment". Ok how about this one.....
|
||
|
||
"Suck eggs." (tm) Saavik Enterprises, Inc.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Froidgronk
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:20:40
|
||
Message Number 13118
|
||
|
||
T> Turtle's handcuffs. Jill only got the privelege because it was her
|
||
birthday.
|
||
|
||
Well, now you know what to buy her for her next birthday. (His and hers
|
||
handcuffs) Do they come in Mauve?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: 13000
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:22:36
|
||
Message Number 13119
|
||
|
||
And now I'm going for 13333. (evil laugh from the "good message" number
|
||
hog. (Mohahahaha)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: GROUCHO
|
||
Subject: Snow??!!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:23:54
|
||
Message Number 13120
|
||
|
||
Or it could have been an incredibly bad case of dandruff. Gee, Turtle,
|
||
checked for flakes lately?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Plastic people
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:26:08
|
||
Message Number 13122
|
||
|
||
JB>Opposites attract. and I wonder if there's any truth involved.
|
||
|
||
(Quoting Blazing Saddles) It's twue, it's twue!!! I married my
|
||
opposite and it's NEVER boring.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: A/R Band?
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:27:54
|
||
Message Number 13123
|
||
|
||
No drums? No problem. We'll flip Turtle over and beat on his shell....
|
||
of course, we may have to handcuff him to keep him still......
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Yoyo??
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:29:26
|
||
Message Number 13124
|
||
|
||
Evidently, JonBoy has good drugs and ISN'T sharing.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Faire?
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:30:44
|
||
Message Number 13125
|
||
|
||
I can't make it to the Med. Fair this weekend but let me know how it
|
||
goes. Sounds like a good time.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: GROUCHO
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Green M&M's
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:56:54
|
||
Message Number 13126
|
||
|
||
Now where do you suppose the concept of "Green M&M's" having something
|
||
to do with sex came from? Ever had one caught in your navel?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: GROUCHO
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: Carly's Teeth
|
||
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:59:44
|
||
Message Number 13127
|
||
|
||
I left a previous message pertaining to wanting to lick Carly Simon's
|
||
teeth ....
|
||
|
||
I just wanted to qualify that statement somewhat. I meant to say that
|
||
I would like to lick the back of her teeth. OK, OK maybe the fronts too
|
||
but I will always remember one of my first loves, boy could this gal
|
||
kiss!!! Her teeth would brush mine and I'd get a chill!!!
|
||
No .... neither of us had buck teeth.
|
||
|
||
Groucho
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: KNIGHT OWL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: M & M'S
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 01:10:16
|
||
Message Number 13129
|
||
|
||
S> I like peanut M & M'S.
|
||
I like peanut butter! The only way I'll have PB & chocolate is in the
|
||
form of a Reese's PB cup.
|
||
|
||
SEE YA!
|
||
Knight Owl
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Handcuffs & You
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:14:52
|
||
Message Number 13133
|
||
|
||
SS> Are you taking bribes?
|
||
|
||
T> I ALWAYS take bribes, and I even accept checks.
|
||
|
||
What about Mastercard and Visa? American Express? (Don't leave for
|
||
Dunkin' Donuts without it.)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Froidgronk
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:16:42
|
||
Message Number 13134
|
||
|
||
T> Turtle's handcuffs. Jill only got the privilege 'cause it was her
|
||
T> birthday.
|
||
|
||
Ohh, so she /likes/ to be handcuffed!?!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: TM
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:17:57
|
||
Message Number 13135
|
||
|
||
T> And you didn't put a TM after it there, dude. That makes it
|
||
public domain. Sorry!
|
||
|
||
Picky, picky, picky. Besides, it was an edit of a TM'ed phrase.
|
||
But just to be official.. Sucks to be me (tm) Scott Steel Inc.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Faire?
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:22:03
|
||
Message Number 13136
|
||
|
||
I still need a ride. A very immobilized, and frustrated Scott Steel.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Touche'
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:22:58
|
||
Message Number 13137
|
||
|
||
SS to TS> Hell, I'll just sick Saavik on ya.
|
||
|
||
SA> (raising my sword, a rabid look on my face) Ya want me to hit him
|
||
now, Scott. Huh? Huh?
|
||
|
||
Naaah, let's take a defensive posture. But if he attacks me, feel
|
||
free to thrash him thoroughly.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:25:25
|
||
Message Number 13138
|
||
|
||
SA> Yeah, but that was before I read the fine print.
|
||
|
||
What, there was no fine print. Just a night with Ginger Lynn, green
|
||
M & M's and me. hehehehe. Talk dirty to me, you Vulcan babe, you.
|
||
(are we *blushing*?)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: A.C.O.A.
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:27:39
|
||
Message Number 13139
|
||
|
||
SA> and would that be a "Different Corner:. eh?
|
||
|
||
I don't care, /any/ corner, perferably the corner of a large waterbed.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:28:55
|
||
Message Number 13140
|
||
|
||
SA> Does the T'back have a puppy dog on the front?
|
||
|
||
NO, I have a black one, a snake skin one, and a tiger skin one.
|
||
Take your pick, darlin'
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: M & M'S
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:30:11
|
||
Message Number 13141
|
||
|
||
Sorry, I guess I got jealous. Of a woman I've never seen, because of
|
||
a man I've never met. Boy, I'm getting to be like Spellwind, (pathetic)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: A/R Band?
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:43:38
|
||
Message Number 13144
|
||
|
||
>...we simply beat on the walls.
|
||
|
||
Bad idea. Neighbors, doncha know. Neighbors who just might turn out to
|
||
have BIG GUNS. A rythm section is probably a bad idea...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Yoyo??
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:44:45
|
||
Message Number 13145
|
||
|
||
You've read my monograph "Cyberpunk Yoyos: First Contact with Another
|
||
Type of Life," yes? Published by MIT Press last month. I'm expecting a
|
||
call form the Nobel Committee any day now.
|
||
|
||
...it's late, I'm tired...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Faire?
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:46:09
|
||
Message Number 13146
|
||
|
||
>I plan on Sunday.
|
||
|
||
Me too! Lori may also be persuaded to go. We should make a regular
|
||
party of it, ya know?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Scandalized
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:47:27
|
||
Message Number 13147
|
||
|
||
>So, what's wrong with an IBM?????
|
||
|
||
Short version: The antiquated and pathetically slow bus it's yoked to,
|
||
its truly ghastly (and primitive by 1983 standards) I/O scheme, the
|
||
Intel chip at its heart, the fact that the CPU is strapped in minimum
|
||
mode, its clumsy and antique operating system (who in his right mind
|
||
would run an 8-bit operating system on a 32-bit machine???), its
|
||
cramped and limited memory model, its interrupt model (doesn't even
|
||
take full advantage of the processor's only real strong point)...and
|
||
those are just the things that come to me right off the top of my head.
|
||
I can go into more, if you like.
|
||
|
||
>What's a TRS80?
|
||
|
||
A TRS-80 is a Z-80-based computer made by Radio Shack. The Model I was
|
||
the first ever mass-marketed home computer; the Model 4 sitting in
|
||
front of me is a much more powerful and sophisticated machine that's
|
||
considered by a lot of people, including more than a few electronics
|
||
engineers I know, to be the best-designed 8-bitter in existance.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Trademarks
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:52:41
|
||
Message Number 13148
|
||
|
||
Nope, I'm afraid "Suck Eggs" is alos in the public domain. If someone
|
||
uses an expression before you do and doesn't copyright it, it's public
|
||
domain by virtue of prior use...I'm a copyright weenie, you see.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Froidgronk
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:53:36
|
||
Message Number 13149
|
||
|
||
>Well, now you know what to buy her for her next birthday. (His and
|
||
>hers handcuffs)
|
||
|
||
I think I'd best ask her boyfriend first...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Snow??!!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:54:28
|
||
Message Number 13150
|
||
|
||
>Gee, Turtle, checked for flakes lately?
|
||
|
||
Yep. The only place I see 'em is right here...
|
||
|
||
(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Handcuffs & You
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:55:48
|
||
Message Number 13151
|
||
|
||
>What about Mastercard and Visa?
|
||
|
||
Yep, but there's a 10% surcharge on credit bribes.
|
||
|
||
>American Express?
|
||
|
||
Are you kidding? NOBODY takes American Express. I'm reasonable,
|
||
though, and can arrange easy payment plans if you'd like. Or, you can
|
||
pay the full amount of the bribe in cash and get a 2% discount.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Froidgronk
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:57:16
|
||
Message Number 13152
|
||
|
||
>Ohh, so she /likes/ to be handcuffed?
|
||
|
||
Well, she likes the attention, certainly...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Not ACOA
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:58:11
|
||
Message Number 13153
|
||
|
||
>...preferably the corner of a large waterbed.
|
||
|
||
NOT MINE! After the incident at RufusCon, I **swear** if anyone breaks
|
||
the headboard off the waterbed again at the Furry Party I'll kill.
|
||
Read K I L L, as in slow and painful.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: M & M'S
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:59:33
|
||
Message Number 13154
|
||
|
||
>Sorry, I guess I got jealous.
|
||
|
||
Boogeda boogeda boogeda. You're weird. Nothing personal.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: BBS Etiquette
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 03:00:29
|
||
Message Number 13155
|
||
|
||
In the interests of conserving space in the message base, please delete
|
||
E-Mail after you read it if you don't wish to keep it. Received E-Mail
|
||
will be deleted athree days or so after it's been read. The very large
|
||
volume of E-Mail that's been posted in the last few weeks is starting
|
||
to gobble up space at a disturbing rate...
|
||
|
||
Thank you.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:03:18
|
||
Message Number 13156
|
||
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Freindship
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:05:49
|
||
Message Number 13157
|
||
|
||
If you're of the mind to hug me, I would like to know in advance and I'd
|
||
like to make sure that your husband knows in advance...ok?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Friendship
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:06:44
|
||
Message Number 13158
|
||
|
||
TS>Suicideis another subject entirely.
|
||
S>Suicide is another subject eternally.
|
||
|
||
Suicide is another subject *permanently*.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: mouth size
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:08:48
|
||
Message Number 13159
|
||
|
||
S>Naw, it's not dirty, he changes it too oftern.
|
||
|
||
I resent that! Or, eh...well, forget it...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Suicide
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:09:38
|
||
Message Number 13160
|
||
|
||
TS>Suicide...
|
||
SS>Well, now it is. Any comments?
|
||
|
||
Not at the present moment. Course, it might not be so bad. After all,
|
||
you never hear of anyone who has successfully completed the act c
|
||
complaining about the results.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Touche'
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:11:01
|
||
Message Number 13161
|
||
|
||
TS>Do ya want to get nasty Scott?
|
||
|
||
SS>ooooooooh...(quivering in fear)
|
||
|
||
I didn't think so.
|
||
|
||
SS>Hell, I'll just sick Savvik on ya.
|
||
|
||
HA! Immmune to all female generated Mind F*cks.
|
||
"Savvik! The Specialist is picking on me!"
|
||
"Sorry, Scott...nothing I can do about it."
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Froidgronk
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:15:53
|
||
Message Number 13162
|
||
|
||
S>...Turtle's and Jill's handcuffs...
|
||
T>Turtle's handcuffs. Jill only got the privelege 'cause it was her
|
||
T>birthday.
|
||
|
||
??!! Make that "*kinky* Babe Magnet"
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: GROUCHO
|
||
Subject: Carly's Teeth
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:18:13
|
||
Message Number 13163
|
||
|
||
G>I'd love to lick Carly Simon's teeth!
|
||
|
||
Uh...yeah, and other attached parts.
|
||
|
||
-a lascivious Specialist
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: M$Ms
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:21:15
|
||
Message Number 13164
|
||
|
||
S>We share a common intrest in beast of burden
|
||
|
||
Man?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: KNIGHT OWL
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: jealousy
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 11:08:44
|
||
Message Number 13165
|
||
|
||
SS>Sorry, guess I got jealous of a woman I've never seen 'cause of a man
|
||
I've never mey. Boy, I'm getting like Spellwind. (pathetic)
|
||
|
||
Hey, no problem from me, dude. We all might meet one day. (I'm wonderin'
|
||
what Saavik looks like as much as you are)
|
||
|
||
No, you aren't getting like Spellwind. [That's impossible, no one can do
|
||
that *]:) ]
|
||
|
||
SEE YA!
|
||
Knight Owl
|
||
===========
|
||
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From: KNIGHT OWL
|
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To: THE SPECIALIST
|
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Subject: M$Ms
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Date & Time: 03/02/91 11:25:18
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Message Number 13167
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|
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S> We share a common in beast of burden
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TS> Man?
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No, the beast is a common trait in our personalities.
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[ Saavik & Knight Owl pointing their guns at The Specialist
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Knight Owl says" Yer M&M's or your life! The nice lady gets the green
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ones."]
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[Saavik & Knight Owl hope that their craving is soon queched]
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SEE YA!
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Knight Owl
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From: SAAVIK
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To: GROUCHO
|
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Subject: Green M&M's
|
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Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:31:26
|
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Message Number 13172
|
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|
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GR>Ever had one caught in your navel?(M & M)
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Only when I belly dance.
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|
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From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: GROUCHO
|
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Subject: Carly's Teeth
|
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Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:32:27
|
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Message Number 13173
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Kinky. Instead of sucking face, you were sucking teeth. Hmmmmm.
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|
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From: SAAVIK
|
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To: KNIGHT OWL
|
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Subject: M & M'S
|
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Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:33:11
|
||
Message Number 13174
|
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|
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I love Reeses but they make me sick. I refuse to eat something that I
|
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end up barfing. I know, that was gross. Sorry.
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===========
|
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|
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From: SAAVIK
|
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To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Touche'
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:35:15
|
||
Message Number 13175
|
||
|
||
SS> If he attacks me, feel free to thrash him thoroughly.
|
||
|
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Ok, (I lower my sword reluctantly) but if you need me, just whistle.
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You know how to whistle, don't you???
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|
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|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Barbara Dare
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:36:39
|
||
Message Number 13176
|
||
|
||
We are blushing, Mr. Studly.
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|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: A.C.O.A.
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:37:30
|
||
Message Number 13177
|
||
|
||
SS>Any corner, preferably the corner of a large waterbed.
|
||
|
||
Oh, we ARE getting brave, aren't we??? I warn you, I can whip my weight
|
||
in wildcats. "Ding Ding" Round two.
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||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:39:09
|
||
Message Number 13178
|
||
|
||
Hmmmm. Black, snake skin, or tiger skin. I am partial to tiger skin.
|
||
But I'll bet your just a big pussy cat. This has got to stop, I'm
|
||
getting a tan from all this blushing.
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||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: M & M'S
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:40:40
|
||
Message Number 13179
|
||
|
||
What's a Spellwind? Huh? I R confused.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Scandalized
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:43:51
|
||
Message Number 13180
|
||
|
||
I see your point on the IBM. I've seen the term TRS-80 around and thanks
|
||
to you, know I know what it is. It's amazing what they are coming out
|
||
with now in computers compared to only a few years ago. Yestarday 286
|
||
was the IBM standard, now they've got 386, and so on. And the prices
|
||
keep dropping. What's next?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Trademarks
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:45:57
|
||
Message Number 13181
|
||
|
||
Ok, I can't have "no comment" or "suck eggs". Give me a day or two. I'll
|
||
come up with something. And it will be ALL MINE.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Froidgronk
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:47:28
|
||
Message Number 13182
|
||
|
||
Best ask her boyfriend first? Are you being cute or did I get a name
|
||
wrong?????
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Snow??!!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:48:24
|
||
Message Number 13183
|
||
|
||
Ok, you got me. Left myself wide open for that one.
|
||
|
||
The Flaky Vulcan
|
||
Saavik
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Snow??!!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:49:13
|
||
Message Number 13184
|
||
|
||
Or should that be......
|
||
Saavik
|
||
The Vulcan Flake
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Handcuffs & You
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:50:13
|
||
Message Number 13185
|
||
|
||
Bribes.
|
||
Dear Dr. Turtle,
|
||
|
||
You have been cleared on all charges of malpractice. There is, however,
|
||
the accusation that you have taken bribes on occasion. Please see that
|
||
this does not happen in the future. To be sure that you are not
|
||
prosecuted in this matter, please mail all monies received to:
|
||
|
||
Saavik
|
||
P.O. Box 454
|
||
Sarasota, FL 34236
|
||
|
||
Money orders only, please.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Not ACOA
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:53:26
|
||
Message Number 13186
|
||
|
||
T> Not my waterbed.
|
||
|
||
Ah, so the Furry party is BYOB. Bring your own bed. That could get
|
||
crowded.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: BBS Etiquette
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:54:44
|
||
Message Number 13187
|
||
|
||
Sorry, didn't think of that. Consider it deleted.
|
||
You're welcome.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Right!
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:55:39
|
||
Message Number 13188
|
||
|
||
A Charger, eh??? Nope. Gotta be a Camaro. But you're getting warmer.
|
||
Mopar make me sick....... Butterfingers, (blech!).
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Freindship
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:57:11
|
||
Message Number 13189
|
||
|
||
I don't plan to bring my husband to the Furry party. I can hear it now..
|
||
"Honey, I'm going to a Furry Party at Turtles. I plan to hug the
|
||
Specialist while I'm there, any problem with that????"
|
||
His responce...." What the fuck is a Furry??? Who the hell is the
|
||
Specialist?" No, I don't think I'll warn him before hand. I'LL be the
|
||
one to end up handcuffed, to the couch at home.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Friendship
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:00:08
|
||
Message Number 13190
|
||
|
||
Face it, Suicide is another subject, period. And not a very happy one.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: mouth size
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:01:06
|
||
Message Number 13191
|
||
|
||
I, personally, never change my mind. (I don't have one).
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Suicide
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:01:46
|
||
Message Number 13192
|
||
|
||
TS>You never hear of anyone (who has committed suicide) complaining
|
||
about the results.
|
||
|
||
Only in hell.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Touche'
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:03:08
|
||
Message Number 13193
|
||
|
||
The Specialist is immune to all female mind F*cks??? Ah, I see, that
|
||
must be why the call you The Specialist. And if you were picking on
|
||
Scott then....., well,,,, then I'd......, you're right. There's nothing
|
||
I could do about it.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: M$Ms
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:05:14
|
||
Message Number 13194
|
||
|
||
S>We share a common interest in a beast of burden.
|
||
TS> Man?
|
||
I said beast of burden, not beast of bourban. We were talking about
|
||
horses. Git you're mind off the sidewalk and in the gutter, where it
|
||
belongs.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: KNIGHT OWL
|
||
Subject: jealousy
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:06:39
|
||
Message Number 13195
|
||
|
||
AAARRRRGGG! Again! Who or what is this Spellwind????? I'm dying here.
|
||
Enlighten me, folks.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: KNIGHT OWL
|
||
Subject: M$Ms
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 18:51:37
|
||
Message Number 13198
|
||
|
||
KO'd> [Stick em up!]
|
||
|
||
But all I got on me are Butterfingers!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: A.C.O.A.
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 18:53:16
|
||
Message Number 13199
|
||
|
||
S>My, we are getting brave, aren't we?
|
||
|
||
No, rude.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: M & M'S
|
||
Date & Time: 03/02/91 18:54:05
|
||
Message Number 13200
|
||
|
||
Spellwind: Any of the North American individuals who use BBS's in a
|
||
manner as to promote stupidity by expressing idiotic views and acting
|
||
like a total ass. See also, Pathetic.
|
||
===========
|
||
|