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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:39:15
Message Number 12901
Ya know, I've heard you say that (...Everbody is someday going to be a
memory) and I don't like it. I know, tough. But just the same, I'd
rather invest time into the friendships I have to have better and more
meaningful memories down the road. This is not to imply that I'd like
to lose any of my friends, but, yes, it is inevitable.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Plastic money
Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:44:45
Message Number 12902
TS> An, again....nicely put! I agree 100% I follow the same rule.
Would you guys stop it! If you two keep agreeing, you'll rip the very
fabric of the universe.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Plastic people
Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:46:48
Message Number 12903
TS> ...and I don't want to be touched, that's all.
Sounds like that makes for a pretty boring sex life.
Sorry, nothing personal, I just couldn't resist.
Seriously, nothing personal.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Theragram
Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:48:35
Message Number 12904
TS> ...y'know, I actually *do* have a sense of humor.
hahahahaha, well actually you still do. I still think you're hilarous,
and you *do* tell jokes better than I do.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:50:43
Message Number 12905
Yeah, Turtle is a virtual stud-muffin.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: carbs
Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:51:22
Message Number 12906
TS> Yes, and you were very helpful. Thank you. A lot....Couldn't
TS> have done it without you.
Thanks.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: <Starting>
Date & Time: 02/27/91 04:01:07
Message Number 12907
T> ..and I bet you still haven't read what you're replying to.
Why should I? It's the same shit in a different box.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: <Continuing>
Date & Time: 02/27/91 04:06:27
Message Number 12908
TS> ..so once again I reply to you...
>
> Butt out.
T> nicely said.
BUTT OUT!
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Let's Party!
Date & Time: 02/27/91 04:08:54
Message Number 12909
FURRY PARTY.....I'll be there! March 23. Have to keep that date open.
No matter what.
===========
From: TIBERIUS
To: SAAVIK
Subject: How not to
Date & Time: 02/27/91 09:56:15
Message Number 12912
>Ah, "you wear your sunglasses at night......."
"Go get yourself some cheap sunglasses......."
Actually, more like "You're so vain......"
"You probably think this song is about you....."
"You're so vain........."
"You prob'ly think this song is about you, don'chou, don'chou,don'chou?"
Carly Simon really turns me on.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Jerks
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:19:27
Message Number 12916
At first I thought he was a major jerk. But, you know, he turned out
to be pretty harmless. Just an overgrown hormone looking for a place
to be...... He was impossible to insult... he took everything in stride
and after a while, I just rolled my eyes or came up with one liners to
all his comments. He wasn't boring, I'll give him that!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:22:05
Message Number 12917
TS> He's dead wrong about homos.
.
Hey, remember what I said about opinions..........
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:23:28
Message Number 12918
A vacation from girlfriends, eh? Well, I know guys who watch porno flick
all by themselves...., guess they must be their own best friends, eh?
I like your reasoning for "taking a break between girlfriends". It makes
sense.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Observations
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:25:15
Message Number 12919
G>Think how smart we'll be just the instant before we die.
.
Depends on how old we are before we die. Life is a full circle for some
people, they begin to revert back to childhood.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Bass
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:35:56
Message Number 12920
Ah, well, there's always air drums..... trashcans and sticks, fingers on
the table..., just not quite the same thing, is it? Why don't you hit
some of the local jams at the bars on Sunday night and brush up??
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Dr. Turtle???
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:37:48
Message Number 12921
A turtle in prison, not a pretty sight.
"Turtle Power to ya'
Saavik
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Plastic money
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:40:17
Message Number 12922
No that evangislit, (forget first name) Tilton is the new root of all
evil. "Touch my hand on the screen, children, you shall be HEALED" What
a crock. If you want a good laugh, check him out. He makes up the
scriptures as he goes along.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Playboy
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:42:00
Message Number 12923
Oh, no!!!! Not Georgia!!!!!!! I promise, I promise, I will read the
articles (I wouldn't look at the pictures anyway) For a woman, it's
depressing.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:43:16
Message Number 12924
Did I say that??? Did I elude that women were incapable of taking it
further???? Well, smack MY face. I guess I'm just a female chauvinest.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Men & Women
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:46:42
Message Number 12925
No one can get along with everyone. I hated my brother....., but I don't
hate men in general. I don't even hate my brother anymore. What's the
point? I'm just trying to say..., oh hell, men who are comfortable
around women from a young age, tend to do better with women later on in
life. "Tend" is the key word here. I didn
t mean it was an iron clad rule.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Drums
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:53:19
Message Number 12926
No set of drums at the present time. For one, no place to put them and
well, that's really the only reason. My husband plays the guitar and we
have a couple around the house. I just can't seem to scoop up the
"ommmph" to play the damn things. I miss singing, though. But for a
married woman with two kids, it's a little hard to keep the hours of a
band. So, will the Alter REality band be at Turlte's bash?
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Plastic money
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:56:41
Message Number 12927
Tell me about it. I look at the interest they charged me, then I look
at what they gave me....., hummmmm, "But the commercial said...."
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:57:53
Message Number 12928
Yeah, yestarday I ran out of time before I replied to them all. That
was during my lunch "hour". When I called later from home, there were
MORE. (Mohahahaha) I LOVE it.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:59:19
Message Number 12929
I'll have to rent a Ginger Lynn movie and check it out. I'm alone for
the week so I don't think I'll rent it this week. I'll be watching all
those "mushy" movies my husband doesn't like. And STAR TREK!!!!!!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 02/27/91 14:01:37
Message Number 12930
SS> I won't say what I've done to change that. hehehehe
.
Ah Ha!!!! It's your turn to 'fess up. Well, I'm waiting.....
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: How not to
Date & Time: 02/27/91 14:03:58
Message Number 12931
I like Carly Simon too. You're so vain is one of my favorites!!!
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Plastic money
Date & Time: 02/27/91 16:41:27
Message Number 12934
That evangelist is Robert Tilton, and yes he is a very big phony.
I think he's appalling.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Drums
Date & Time: 02/27/91 16:43:35
Message Number 12935
SA> So, will the aLTER rEALITY band be at Turtle's bash?
How should I know, I'm not in it. No drum kit and I'm good enough yet
on the guitar to go public.
But perhaps the Specialist will bring his guitar.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/27/91 16:45:46
Message Number 12936
Alone for the week, eh? Want some company? I'll bring the movie.
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe....
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 02/27/91 16:47:07
Message Number 12937
SA> Well, I'm waiting.....
........................................................................
........................................................................
you'll be waiting for a while...........................................
I can wait..............................................................
...I'm not posting my confession for all to read. Check your mail.......
So I gave in, what can I say, I'm a softy.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: ALL
Subject: Snow??!!
Date & Time: 02/27/91 17:51:33
Message Number 12939
As I type this, at about 5:51 on Wednsday evening, it just finished
SNOWING (of all things) here in northern Sarasota. Nothing too
impressive--it only lasted for about ten minutes, and I counted about
six flakes a minute outside my door--but nonetheless, quite definitely
snow. Weird things are afoot atmospheric-wise these days...
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Plastic money
Date & Time: 02/27/91 18:39:14
Message Number 12943
I saw the scumbag (tilton) this morning on TV. What a joke! Are there
really people out there who fall for that crap????
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/27/91 18:40:15
Message Number 12944
Don't you tempt me, you Devil. I HATE being alone. Well, I'm never
really alone. (SLAP) Marshall! Quit hitting your sister. (CRUNCH)
Valarie, don't you stick your tongue and and put that fish back in the
tank. (sigh) another Wed. nite at my house.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 02/27/91 18:42:28
Message Number 12945
You big lug, you.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Snow??!!
Date & Time: 02/27/91 18:43:00
Message Number 12946
Snow!? You saw snow!? I didn't see any snow. Not a flake. Some people
have ALL the fun. So, did you get out the shovel???
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/27/91 19:52:56
Message Number 12949
SA> I HATE being alone.
How come I knew that.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Plastic money
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:00:58
Message Number 12950
SA> Are there really people out there who fall for that crap???
Yep. I must admit he would be pretty convincing if a victim didn't have
any knowledge of God and Christianity.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:02:36
Message Number 12951
SA> Don't tempt me, you Devil.
Why not! Let me guess, you can resist anything, except temptation.
(At least I hope so.) (Big grin.)
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:04:34
Message Number 12952
SA> You big lug, you.
Ahhh, gawrsh.. *Blush* Hey guys, I think she likes me. Just my luck,
she would be married.
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: JONBOY
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:15:05
Message Number 12953
TS>so why bother?
JB>That's pretty heavy, Dave. ...you assign a value to thiese relation-
JB>ships - or have you decided that you won't have any of those of any
JB>kind? If you have ever experienced the joy of a true friend it isn't
JB>something that you can cast off lightly. ... I still would not
JB>hesitate to do it again just for the years of joy that the friendship
JB>involved.
Pretty weak. I have freinds and I have enemies. But I don't know what
you mean when you say "true friend"...that is, by your definition.
Moreover, no one that I would hug, anyway. What do you mean "you won't
have any of those of any kind"?
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: JONBOY
Subject: The Band
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:25:24
Message Number 12954
TS>Well, I met the lead guitar...
JB>Who's this?
Oh, false modesty now...you, of course
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: JONBOY
Subject: What does it
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:27:11
Message Number 12955
JB>Whoa, hoss! I wouldn't call that a veto...
Well, it sounded like one...besides, you had a point. Too many cooks...
But I might drop by and checkit out....
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: JONBOY
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:29:18
Message Number 12956
JB>Huh, me too - I guess you just have to wait until a buildup of
JB>hormones finally overcomes your better sense!
Yup...that's exactly it...and it's getting bad...I have met this
woman that I really like, and better sense is intermittently on
the blink! It fails outright whenever I'm around her. Somebody please
talk some more sense into me!!
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Playboy
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:32:36
Message Number 12957
SS>...hormones working right?
T>Well, I think they are......(Like pictures of nude women are anything
T>special to begin with...)
No, hormones definately on the blink....
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:38:28
Message Number 12958
T>I used to be in hostile-aloof mode,
I am not hostile, nor am I aloof. Anyone who knows me can attest to
that...
T>Sure, friendships aren't permanent fixtures...but then again, neither
T>is anything else. What's your point?
That is my point. I wasn't trying to make a point, though...it was
simply an observation that some friendships simply aren't worth
the effort. The only reason I said it is because I don't get close
enough to people to want to HUG them. I don't want to get that close.
There is no reason to blow this out of proportion...just drop it.
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Agree
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:43:58
Message Number 12959
>I agree 100%; I follow the same rule.
T>AAAAIIIGGGHHH!!!! This is happening far, far too frequently lately.
T>You noticed that.
Yes, I agree...it is.
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: <Starting>
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:45:52
Message Number 12960
T>LIttle that hasn't happend already by the presence of US troops.
I disagree. I think that assassination would have galvanized the Iraqis
if anything.
T>I will say, though, I am happy the Allied Forces have been doing
T>as well as they have.
I agree, though I would have liked to have seen less casualities. A
LOT less.
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Dead wrong.
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:49:34
Message Number 12961
Dead wrong about whether or not they are sick. They are...sick in the
head, sick, sick, sick.
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:55:43
Message Number 12962
If you don't make close friends, it won't bother you as much when you
part. Simple, no?
Just drop it.
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:56:56
Message Number 12963
TS>I just don't wana be touched, that all.
SS>Sounds like that makes for a pretty boring sex life.
Y'know, I had a chick reply to me the same way, once.
She was anything but bored...
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: <Starting>
Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:58:50
Message Number 12964
T>...and I bet you still haven't read what you're replying to.
SS>Why should I? It's the same shit in a different box.
No, it's new and improved! (Can't you see the bright red sunburst in
the lower left hand corner of the box!?)
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: How not to
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:00:58
Message Number 12965
Carly Simon has teeth that would fit in a horse's mouth.
Now, this is not to say that she is unattractive...just has an
exceptionally large mouth...merely an observation.
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:02:34
Message Number 12966
TS>He's dead wrong about homos.
.
S>Hey, remember what I said about opinions....
Yes, I do...so?
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: carbs
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:18:29
Message Number 12967
T> I have the thingie whatsit that came with the rebuild kit, but I
T> think it's in French and Japanese. You read Japanese?
I went to the holistic school of carb maintenance. You take it all
apart and lay them out - they kinda look like they know where they
want to be. Instructions can only confuse the issue (good thing Lorilei
isn't reading this! :)
JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Playboy & You
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:20:59
Message Number 12968
T> I know several artists who have what might be called a "professional
T> interest;... Other than that, I dunno. Frustration, mebbe?
Speaking as a photographer (male one each) there are not many objects
that can be as sensuous as the female form. Even women enjoy viewing
other women. I once did a portfolio exploring the realtionship between
the female form and the body of a guitar using my Gibson Explorer copy
(futuristic looking) and my 12 string. Unfortunately I was liberated
of the color and B&W finals and all I have are the concept shots left.
Bummer. I guess it's all in the perception. I really like to look at
pictures of women as objects d'art but not in a lustful fashion
although there are some very well done erotica that can arouse me.
JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Let's Party!
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:26:48
Message Number 12969
T> Party!
I'll be there - guaranteed.
BTW - this weekend is the medieval faire. Damn! Were any of you folks
planning to go? I will probably go Sunday since Saturday I will be
sacrificing Lori's Soo-ba-roo to the gods of mayhem and mechanical
Murphyism that rules the known universe saturday. Maybe we can have a
impromptu get to gether at the faire. Anyone game?
JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:36:36
Message Number 12970
TS> What do you mean "you won't have any of those of any kind"?
It was late and I was delirious - simple yes? What I was attempting to
say while shivering and desperately wanting to go to sleep was that
would you reject a friendship of any kind just for the simple reason
that it may not last? My definition of a true friend is simple, very
hard to judge and is admittedly a gut feeling sort of thing. If the
choice came up that a decision would affect one of the friends, which on
one would he pick? I have in fact taken falls for my buddy because I
didn't want him to - and he has done the same for me. Kind of a form
of self-sacrifice. That's not all of it of course. There is also the
warm feeling that you can absolutely be yourself and you know that you
are accepted warts and all. There is no need to worry about what my
buddy thinks because I know that it doesn't matter to him. I hope that
I can get even a little of that across to you Dave. It is in fact the
most rewarding emotion that I have ever experienced and I can understand
why counsellors say that your mate should also be your best friend. My
second wife was one of my best friends until she weirded out on everyone
I still miss her in many ways - not the pain she put me through though..
JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: The Band
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:45:35
Message Number 12971
TS> Oh, false modesty now...you, of course
No false modesty at all - I really thought that you were referring to
someone else. I feel kinda lame sometimes because I have been noodling
around in my own musical world for so long - I kinda forgot most of
the commercial stuff I used to play when we had a band in Ca. I mean
I can even play and sing "Cheap SunGlasses" (ZZ Top) anymore! And I
LOVE that song - we used to pull a hid-a-screen across the stage and
change real quick into these Texas style Tourist sunglasses and put
on some super-sized clown (real clown supply items) tennis shoes. Me
and Tom would both pounce on the screen while kicking off the
song - they loved it!
A lost-in-the-ozone JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: What does it
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:50:35
Message Number 12972
TS> But I might drop by and checkit out....
Do - I haven't seen you in ages. It's be nice.
JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:51:58
Message Number 12973
TS> Somebody please talk some more sense into me!!
She'll make you sell your guns and forbid you to do the paint gun
warfare sort of thing. She'll start talking kids - which means braces
She'll have headaches and cramps and take it all out on you. She
will hate the idea of buying any hot-rod parts for Mopars. The list
is endless of female stereotypes we could go through.
Of course she's probably cuddly, smells good, kisses nice, will tickle
your ear with her tongue might love to do everything that you enjoy
the most, really has a brain and can talk intelligently plays bass
guitar and sings like an angel.
Ya gotta take yer chances like anybody else bud.
JonBoy
===========
From: BEATLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Fav Shows
Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:10:16
Message Number 12974
> the Alice in Wonderland...
m
Shore Leave?? Maybe that's not the one you''re referring to, but Shore
Leave is one of the more popular episodes. And I must be one of the few
people on the face of the Earth who liked "Spock's Brain" (Then again, I
liked "Nothing But Trouble", which has been called one of the biggest
turkeys of all time)...
===========
From: BEATLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Work-outs
Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:12:48
Message Number 12975
Thanks for the info, but I've got a complicated lifestyle that needs
some arrangement. I eat lunch in school for one, for another, I have a
job that takes up the hours after school (5 to 11:30) two days a week,
and either Friday or Saturday night... When I get home from school, I
have homework, chores, dinner, and a shower before bed, and I like to
take a bit of time to watch some TV for an hour or two (if possible)...
This schedule is ALWAYS subject to change, and it was just set up that
way YESTERDAY, from a less hectic schedule. Anyway, one of the main
points is that I /don't/ have the cooperation of my parents in buying
food, and there is NO WAY the "family" can have a meal together during
the week. It's a complicated issue I have yet to work out, and it isn't
too friendly when we do talk about it; my parents are stubborn. As for
the workout, all I can do is some jogging or walking in the afternoon
when I get time, and the stuff we do in school.
===========
From: BEATLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Fav shows
Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:24:10
Message Number 12976
> ... every Star Trek episode in sequential order.

The order specified by Paramount is the production order, and Ch. 44
DID run the episodes that way before they stopped original Trek.
===========
From: BEATLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Plastic people
Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:25:55
Message Number 12977
> ...any suggestions as to where I can find this rare breed?
Not implying anything about you, but it seems that everyone is always
looking for that kind of person, but nobody can find them... it's kinda
ironic. Maybe it says something aboutthe people...
===========
From: BEATLE
To: TURTLE
Subject: ST movies
Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:43:21
Message Number 12978
> I didn't find it anti-religious at all...
I sorta was pushed that way before I watched it. Rufus mentioned it,
and when I saw it, I thought that way. Captain Picard never seemed to
give any thought to the significance of theidea that the woman might
have been a religious figure from the past. In essence, it seemed that
an attempt to make a claim based on religion was almost instantly
assumed to be a con.
===========
From: BEATLE
To: TURTLE
Subject: ST stuff
Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:46:46
Message Number 12979
> "The Menagerie" and "Where No Man Has Gone Before;" ... still has the
> movies, though.
I have all the movies, except V, which I doubt your friend has, but if
he does, let me know. I might be interested in those two episodes. I
just got a job, so I might have some cash soon to buy some stuff.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:00:38
Message Number 12980
>I don't even want to think what I would face if I logged on once
>a day.
That's what I have to do...and sometimes I don't even manage to get on
once a day. Grr...can't even keep up with the messages on my own
system...grr. And this software doesn't do auto-maintenance, either.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Let's Party!
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:03:50
Message Number 12981
>FURRY PARTY......I'll be there!
Good! There's one confirmed A/R attendee...any other takers?
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Bass
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:05:26
Message Number 12982
>Why don't you hit some of the local jams at the bars on Sunday night
>and brush up?
On the rare occasions I actually have Sunday nights free, I'm usually
in Tampa, or in Ft. Myers, or hauling Jill to Dunkin' Donuts in
handcuffs at four AM (don't ask). It's rather unusual for me to find
enough time to do things like eat...
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Dr. Turtle???
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:07:20
Message Number 12983
>A turtle in prison, not a pretty sight.
You said it. I have enough friends in jail as it is; I don't have any
intention of going there myself. Moby uncool place to hang out, ya know?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A/R Band?
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:12:34
Message Number 12984
>But perhaps The Specialist will bring his guitar.
Figure if we can get him and maybe JonBoy to bring over some guitars
and Zot Gnop to drag along his bass, we might have something... No room
in the apartment for a drum kit, though, even if we could produce one.
Oh well...
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Snow??!!
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:14:48
Message Number 12985
>So, did you get out the shovel???
Not me--I had too much of that in Nebraska. I love snow, but I'd rather
be ritualistically sacrificed by Tagalog-speaking Elvis impersonators
than shovel the damn stuff.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Give God agin
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:16:17
Message Number 12986
>I don't follow .... you implying you found the message amusing?
I found it to be a really amazingly ghastly pun, but if that wasn't
your intention I probably mis-interpreted it.
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Playboy
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:18:10
Message Number 12987
>No, hormones are definately on the blink....
naaah. I just get enough of the live in-person kind, doncha know.
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Agree
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:21:13
Message Number 12988
>Yes, I agree...it is.
Grrr! Why, you...grr...
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: carbs
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:24:03
Message Number 12989
>I went to the holistic school of carb maintenance. You take it apart
>and lay them out - they kinda look like they know where they want to
>be.
Works for me!
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Let's Party!
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:25:14
Message Number 12990
Hey, is the Medieval Fair /this/ weekend? Dammitall, that totally
didn't occur to me. Yes, I'll be going, probably on Sunday...I
haven't missed one in six years. ('Course, I haven't paid to get into
one in four...going to school at New College you learn all the best
ways to get into the Ringling grounds. I spent several hours up in one
of their banyan trees one night while the night watchman did his
paperwork in his little car about six feet below me...but that's a story
for another time. Grr...)
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From: TURTLE
To: BEATLE
Subject: Work-outs
Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:29:39
Message Number 12991
>...I've got a complicated life-style...
*Snort*
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From: TIBERIUS
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Carly
Date & Time: 02/28/91 09:10:31
Message Number 12992
I'd love to go to one of her concerts, buy I understand that she has a
"thing" about large groups of people. Maybe she'll do some small
concerts.
===========
From: TIBERIUS
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 02/28/91 09:12:16
Message Number 12993
RE: your observation about the size of Ms. Simon's mouth.....
Yeah, but can you imagine the kisses you could get from her??
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/28/91 13:59:31
Message Number 12997
SA>I hate being alone.
SS>How come I knew that?
.
I hate being predicted too.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Plastic money
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:00:23
Message Number 12998
On Robert Tilton, you said he could be pretty convincing if a victem
didn't have knowledge of God ect. But the man just reeks with i
insincerity. I took one look at his face (sound was down on tv) and I
bristled. I turned the sound up and I couldn't believe the things he
was saying. He was making up scripture!!!!! Then he was telling every
one to make a vow (donation), only then could their prayers be answered.
A few minutes later, he said that God was going to speak through him
any moment. (who's he think he is????) I was totally sickened.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:03:59
Message Number 12999
I am woman, hear me roar. Yea, though I walk through the valley of
temptation, I shall see no studley men. For I am as strong willed as
the iron sword of justice......just don't wave a bag of M & M's in front
of me.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:05:32
Message Number 13000
I'm blushing myself, and I find I have no reply to this message.
Just my luck, I'm married.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:10:01
Message Number 13001
TS>Someone please talk some more sense into me!!
.
(slap slap) You must not be warm (slap slap) You can not be human.
(Kapow, Whoosh) You must not allow your better sense to come out.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:14:44
Message Number 13002
Arg! Never mind. I swear is everyone looking for a fight or what???
I see some chips on shoulders around here a mile wide. Every post is
ending with something like "ya wanna make something of it????
So, what's your point????????
Jesus, work out at the gym, get laid, work off some of that tension,
guys. Smile.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:33:31
Message Number 13004
SA>I hate being alone.
SS>How come I knew that?
.
I hate being predicted too.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Bass
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:35:29
Message Number 13006
I'm blushing myself, and I find I have no reply to this message.
Just my luck, I'm married.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Dr. Turtle???
Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:37:57
Message Number 13007
TS>Someone please talk some more sense into me!!
.
(slap slap) You must not be warm (slap slap) You can not be human.
(Kapow, Whoosh) You must not allow your better sense to come out.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: Let's Party!
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:13:52
Message Number 13014
I'd love to go the fair, but my wheels won't turn. (Piece of shit car!)
But if Ican catch a ride with someone, I want to go. Any offers?
An immobilized,
Scott Steel
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:18:54
Message Number 13015
I liked that reply to The Specialist's request t have some more
sense talked into him. Good arguments.
But, Specialist, yes you got to take some chances in life. Doesn't
suck.HEHEHEHEHEHE
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: BEATLE
Subject: Work-outs
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:23:51
Message Number 13016
Well, you have a job, use the earnings from that and buy the extra
supplements needed. Twin'Lab puts out a good line of products. And eat
a balance diet.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Handcuffs & You
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:27:49
Message Number 13017
T> ...or hauling Jill to Dunkin' Donuts in handcuffs at four Am
T> (Don't ask)
Gotta ask. Please give us give kinky details, you Babe-magnet, you.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Snow??!!
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:31:28
Message Number 13018
T> I'b rather be ritualistically sacrificed by Tagalog-speaking
T> Elvis impersonators than shovel the damn stuff.
Interesting concept. I could just imagine what that scene would look
like. Turtle handcuffed to people dressed in police officer's uniforms
and be beat to death to the rhythm of Jailhouse Rock.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Playboy
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:36:05
Message Number 13019
TS> Ho, hormones are definitely on the blink..
T> naaak. I just get enough of the live in-erson kind, doncha kind
You LUCKY stud-muffin.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Let's Party!
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:39:11
Message Number 13020
T> .. I haven't missed one in six years.
I've never been to one.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:43:06
Message Number 13021
Make you a deal..I'll bring the movies and bring a bag of green M & M's
(I'd buy them and sort the green one's just for you.) And I get to see
just what one of those Ginger Lynn movies does to you.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:46:13
Message Number 13022
S> Just my luck, I'm married.
Sucks to me. (tm) 1991 Scott Steel Inc.
Yes, my second trademarked phrase!! First, "Have a day", and now this
one. I love it.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Women
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:49:03
Message Number 13023
TS> Someone please talk some more ense into me!!
SA> (slap, slap) You must not be warm (slap slap) You can not be human.
(Kapow, Whooosh) You must not allow your better sense come out.
Looks like she POUNDED some some into ya.. Hey, you okay? Boy, that
chick beat the hell of you.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:53:43
Message Number 13024
SA> Jesus, work out at the gym, get laid, work off some of that tension,
SA> guys. Smile.
I'm not looking for fights (puppy-dog frown)(Sucking up, MAYOR).
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:17:53
Message Number 13026
>Grrrrr. A sysop's work is never done.
You aren't kidding.
>What kind of maintenance are you talking about?
Deleting old messages so you don't see nasties like "Message base full,
message partially saved," optimizing the message base so it takes less
than five minutes to find a message you want to read (and I had to
write the program to do that, too), deleting users who don't call,
fixing bugs in the message base, that sort of thing. Work on the FidoNet
mailer for this system has totally stalled due to lack of time, too.
I'd hoped to have the mailer up by now, but nooooooo.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Handcuffs & You
Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:22:54
Message Number 13027
>Gotta ask. Please give us the kinky details, you Babe-magnet, you.
Not if you keep referring to me as a "babe-magnet." I HATE that
expression. Besides, I'd have to get a release form from Jill.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Snow??!!
Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:24:25
Message Number 13028
>Interesting concept.
No. And I can think of people I'd rather be handcuffed to than Tagalog-
speaking Elvis impersonators, too.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Playboy
Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:25:03
Message Number 13029
I think I despise the expression "stud-muffin" even more than I hate
"babe-magnet." And luck has nothing to do with it.
So there. (Dusting off the mile-wide chip on my shoulder...)
[Visions of Saavik: "Is that a chip on your shoulder, or do you always
carry a piano there?"]
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Let's Party!
Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:26:33
Message Number 13030
>I've never been to one.
That's too bad; they're generally a lot of fun. They have (IMHO) gone
downhill somewhat in quality during the last three years, in part becaus
the Ringling Museum has changed the fair from a non-profit event to a
strictly-for-profit event and because they've gotten large enough in
recent years that they're VERY strict now on what you can and can't do,
but they're still fun. I wouldn't /pay/ for one any more, but they're
fun.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:25:17
Message Number 13032
Green M & M's and Ginger Lynn???? Where do I sign????
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:26:16
Message Number 13033
Sucks to me too. (tm) 1991 Saavik Enterprises, Inc.
My first trademarked phrase!!!!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Women
Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:27:28
Message Number 13034
Dave? Dave!!! Get up Dave. Oh, what have I done. Somebody call a Doctor.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:28:12
Message Number 13035
SS>I'm not looking for fights...
.
OH! Make love not war, eh? Quick wheres the M & M's and Ginger Lynn
movies.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:29:45
Message Number 13036
Did you say earlier that you were running on floppies?? Didn't you have
a hard drive problem? Sorry for all the questions, I'm just interested
in how a BBS works and what it takes to keep one up. Maybe one day,
I will start one. Right now it's easier to post and have someone else
do ALL the work. (heheheh)
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Playboy
Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:33:05
Message Number 13037
I prefer the term "Stud Puppet". And a piano on your shoulder could come
in quite handy. Impromtu serinading. "Feelings, nothing more than
feelings........" Look at for that tomato (Smush) Bullseye.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Handcuffs & You
Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:18:13
Message Number 13039
T> Besides, I'd have to get a release form from Jill.
Are you taking bribes? hehehe
A pervert at heart.
Scott Steel
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Playboy
Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:20:23
Message Number 13040
T> And luck has hothing to do with it.
Yeah, I know, it's know it that gorgeous physique of yours, you
woman-slayer.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:22:00
Message Number 13041
S> Green M & M's and Ginger Lynn??? Where do I sign????
Tease. (very disappointed frown) (As mind drifts off, what if she really
do mean it?......Oh, get serious.)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:23:49
Message Number 13042
Gotcha, here's my third.
Sucks to be you. (tm) Scott Steel, Inc.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:24:57
Message Number 13043
SA> OH! Make love not war, eh? Quick where's the M & M's and Ginger
SA> Lynn movies.
Time? Place? And number of accessories to bring (be specific).
===========
From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: M & M'S
Date & Time: 02/28/91 23:25:59
Message Number 13045
s>....just don't wave a bag of M & M's in front of me.
Sheesh! We have so much in common. Plain or peanut? I like plain.
SEE YA!
Knight Owl
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: JONBOY
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:00:21
Message Number 13046
JB>Would you reject a freindship just because you knew it would't last?
No, but I never reject any friendships...just don't get real close,
that's all. I dunno why you have made an issue of this, it's really
quite unimportant. My whole point was that I don't get close enough
to ANYONE to hug them, that's all. (Except, of course, my current
girlfriend, and in *exceptional* cases.)
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: JONBOY
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:04:01
Message Number 13047
TS>She'll make you sell your guns...
Ooh...
JB>She'll have headaches and cramps and take it out on you.
OOOH.
JB>She will hate the idea of buying hot rod parts for your Mopar.
OOOH! That's it. Thank you.
JB> Of course, she's probably cuddly...
Thank you, JB...that's enough...
JB>...smells nice...
Stop it, JB...I'm ok now...
JB> ...and likes to tickle your ear with her toungue...
ARRRRGH! Dammit, SHUT UP!
JB>Ya gotta takes your chances with the rest of us...
Thanks a lot...just--thanks.... You ol' SOB...
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:12:15
Message Number 13048
Never mind the kisses...nice lips...KNOWWHATTAH MEAN, Vern?
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:13:56
Message Number 13049
TS>Someone please talk some more sense into me!
S>(slap slap)
Oof! Oof!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:15:25
Message Number 13050
S>Jesus, work out at the gym, get laid, work off some of that tension,
(ROFLOLMNPOC - Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud Making Neighbors Pound
On Ceiling) ...Heheheh!! "Get laid"... I swear, you are hilarious!
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:18:38
Message Number 13051
Suicide is another subject entirely.
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:19:12
Message Number 13052
SS>consider it dropped...
Thank you.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:19:40
Message Number 13053
SS>....yeah, the you woke up. Right?
Do ya want to get nasty, Scott? I don't think so.
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Women
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:21:57
Message Number 13054
TS>Someone please talk some sense into me!!
S>(Slap slap!)
SS> Looks like she POUNDED some into ya... Hey, you okay? Boy that
SS>chick beat the hell outa you.
Don't worry, I'm so unfeeling that I didn't feel a thing. Ok? Ok.
Seeya.
Ooooooh....geeze...ouch! Ohhhh.......
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Women
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:27:09
Message Number 13055
S>Dave? Dave!!! Get up Dave.
(Blllghghghllghgl...) I'm ok...I'm ok... (thud) [Muffled] I'm awright..
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Playboy
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:29:34
Message Number 13056
SS>...must be that gorgeous physique, you woman-slayer...
Scott, let up...geeze, look at him...he's already shredded.
Turtle, just say uncle... "No way!" But you're beaten...your arms off!
"No it isn't. It's just a scratch."
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:15:04
Message Number 13060
You're calling me a tease??? For shame, Scott. Look in the mirror, Babe.
You're the one who brought up green M & M's.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:16:23
Message Number 13061
SS> Sucks to be you. (tm) Scott Steel, Inc.
No comment....... (tm) Saavik Enterprises, Inc.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:17:58
Message Number 13062
Time: unknown Place: yet to be determined. Accessories: A 1969 Camaro
Super Sport with a 283 bored out to a 302. Hooker headers, Holly carb,
traction bars, throw in a mild performance cam that can really lope,
A bag of green M & M's, the 1982 February issue of Hustler, and a blue
fawn great dane named Stud Puppet.
Call me when you have aquired the above. (hehehe)
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: M & M'S
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:21:15
Message Number 13063
KO> (M&M) plain or peanut? I like plain.
I am partial to the peanut myself. (shivering from M & M withdrawl as
we speak). We have more in common than that. Read E-mail.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:23:13
Message Number 13064
Gee, TS. Does that mean I'm going to have to borrow Turtle and Jill's
handcuffs just to give you a hug when I meet you.
Have you seen that bumper sticker "Hugs not drugs"? I saw one yestarday
said "Hugs and drugs, just say fer shure"
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:26:45
Message Number 13065
You're laughing now,,,, wait til you SEE me. (sniffle sniffle)
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:27:43
Message Number 13066
TS> Suicide is another subject entirely.
Suicide is another subject eternally.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Women
Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:29:42
Message Number 13067
oh, poooooor Stud Puppet. Somebody kiss him and make him better.
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From: TURTLE
To: ALL
Subject: Yoyo??
Date & Time: 03/01/91 02:13:52
Message Number 13069
To whom it may concern:
A high-tech cyberpunk clear yoyo with a neat-o active clutch mechanism
in it has mysteriously materialized in my apartment sometime between
RufusCon '90 and last month's Anthrax concert. I have no idea who
belongs to it, where it came from, why it's here, what its purpose in
life is, to whence it goes after it suffers the Final Mystery, or
for that matter very much else at all about it. If it sounds like it
may belong to you, someone you know, or someone you may be related to,
please let me know; it misses its home.
Offer void in Rhode Island, Kentucky, and Utah. We here at Anarchy
Now, Inc. take no responsibility for feeding or disciplining the
yoyo while it is in our care.
===========
From: TIBERIUS
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Carly
Date & Time: 03/01/91 09:19:38
Message Number 13070
I saw her on the Today show (I think it was) and she has a new album out
and is trying to set up some smaller concerts to promote t. I think
Van Wezel would be the ideal spot for her.
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From: TIBERIUS
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/01/91 09:24:07
Message Number 13071
You, sir, have a dirty mind. I like that in a person.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: Carly
Date & Time: 03/01/91 15:17:48
Message Number 13074
Wouldn't that be great??? To have Carly here in Sunny Sarasota. Maybe
even the New Manatee Civic center... it's very nice there.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/01/91 15:19:00
Message Number 13075
TB>(to The Specialist) You sir, have a dirty mind.
Naw, it's not dirty, he changes it too often.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:03:05
Message Number 13078
Yeah, I KNOWWHATTAH MEAN, Vern.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:03:56
Message Number 13079
TS> Suicide is another subject entirely.
Well ,now it is. Any comments?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:04:56
Message Number 13080
SS> Consider it dropped....
TS> Thank you.
Welcome. hehehe
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:05:40
Message Number 13081
TS> Do ya want to get nasty, Scott? I don't think so.
Oooooooooohhh. (quivering in fear)
Hell, I'll just sick Saavik on ya.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Playboy
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:07:42
Message Number 13082
TS> Scott, let up...geeze, look at him...he's already shredded.
Geeze, you never let me have any fun. (Whimper, whimper)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:08:55
Message Number 13083
SA> You're calling me a tease??...You're the one who brought up green
SA> M & M's.
You're just mad because I guessed your weakness. Besides, who said I
had any shame? You're the one who said, "Where do I sign?"
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:13:26
Message Number 13084
Just for the record, my trademarked commment "Sucks to me" is supposed
to be, "Sucks to /be/ me."
SA> No comment......
Chicken shit. You always try to run when I've got you back into a
corner. Come to think of it, I'd like to get you trapped in a real
corner. hehehehehe
A fellow pervert.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:17:10
Message Number 13085
SA> Time: Unknown Place: yet to be determined. Accessories: A 1969
SA> Camaro Super Sport with a 283 bored out to a 302. Hooker headers,
SA> Holly card, traction bars, throw in a mild performance cam that can
SA> really lope, a bag of green M & M's, the 1982 February issue of
SA> Hustler, and a blue fawn great dane named Stud Puppet.
SA> Call me when you ahve aquired the above.(hehehe)
Sheeesh, picky, picky!!
Will Turtle do for the dane named Stud Puppet?
I can back order the Hustler mag.
But finding a car with those exact specifications will be difficult.
Will you settle for me in a T-back with a bag of green M & M's and
a porno?
Sometimes in life you've got to negotiate.
Please?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: M & M'S
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:23:40
Message Number 13086
(TO Knight Owl) We have more in common than that. Read E-mail.
Why you unfaithful so-and-so.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:27:28
Message Number 13087
TB> (to the Specialist) You, sir, have a dirty mind.
SA> Naw, it's not dirty, he changes it too often.
Dave?? Dave??? Dave??? Ah, shit, she's really hurt this time!!
Where the hell is that doctor? Saavik, geez, are you trying to
hospitalize this guy or what?
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:58:58
Message Number 13089
Right now I'm running on floppies (two 5.25" and two 3.5" that were
ripped out of an old PS/2); the hard drive I was playing with briefly
has a rather serious controller problem, and since it's an obsolete
piece of junk it's difficult to find parts for. Actually, as you
read this you're logged on to a TRS-80 Model 4 (talking about
obsolete pieces of junk, although I do like this machine) running a
public domain FORTRAN BBS program that I keep hacking away at with
a debugger and an assembler. Nowadays, though, if you were to run a BBS
on, say, and Amiga or IBM clone, you wouldn't have to put up with that
sort of stuff; there are some really good (and cheap; read free) program
for both machines. (I could, I suppose, give up and "upgrade" to the
IBM in the attic, but God how I hate those computers!)
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Playboy
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:04:56
Message Number 13090
>I prefer the term "Stud Puppet."
No doubt. So tell me, vat does this say about your feelinks tovard the
dominant member of a relationship, hmm? (in best Freudian accent)
>And a piano on your shoulder could come in quite handy. Impromptu
>serinading.
Only if you play the piano, which I don't. Besides, I hate that song.
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Handcuffs & You
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:08:16
Message Number 13091
>Are you taking bribes?
I ALWAYS take bribes, and I even accept checks.
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Playboy
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:12:00
Message Number 13092
>Turtle, just say uncle...
Why? This isn't /my/ fight...I'm not even the one who came up with the
damn expression in the first place. Grr.....
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Trademarks
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:13:00
Message Number 13093
>No comment....... (tm) Saavik Enterprises, Inc.
Sorry; I think that expression is already in the public domain, by
virtue of prior use.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Froidgronk
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:14:23
Message Number 13094
>...Turtle and Jill's handcuffs...
Turtle's handcuffs. Jill only got the privelege 'cause it was her
birthday.
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: TM
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:16:42
Message Number 13095
>Just for the record, my trademarked saying "sucks to me" is supposed
>to be, "Sucks to /be/ me."
And you didn't put a TM after it there, dude. That makes it public
domain. Sorry!
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: 13000
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:18:31
Message Number 13096
Well, looks like Saavik got message #12345 and #13000...someone tell
her to quit hogging all the good message numbers already!
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From: GROUCHO
To: TURTLE
Subject: Snow??!!
Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:58:49
Message Number 13097
Snow - Turtle???
Does anybody out there believe that Turtle REALLY saw snow?
Or does anybody have a possible alternative for what Turtle was really
observing......
Maybe it was Tank fallout from Iraq ...
Or ..... Incinerated Baby Milk
A new alien life form which impersonates snow until it can get into the
soil ....
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From: GROUCHO
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Carly's Teeth
Date & Time: 03/01/91 18:05:34
Message Number 13098
I'd love to lick Carly Simon's teeth!
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From: GROUCHO
To: TURTLE
Subject: Give God agin
Date & Time: 03/01/91 18:11:50
Message Number 13099
Turtle ...
I intended it to be as you took it, I just misinterpreted your reply.
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From: GROUCHO
To: SAAVIK
Subject: m&m's
Date & Time: 03/01/91 18:15:22
Message Number 13100
Peanut or Plain M&M's?
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From: JONBOY
To: BEATLE
Subject: Plastic people
Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:22:16
Message Number 13101
B> everyone is looking for that kind of person...
Well yeah - that's true, but it is really funny (???!!!) that it seems
the nicest people end up with assholes for mates. I always wondered
about that old cliche "opposites attract" and I wonder if there's any
truth involved.
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: A/R Band?
Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:25:24
Message Number 13102
T> No room ... for a drum kit...
No problem - in the best tradition of primitive man and the ritualistic
mahem associatyed with spring we simply beat on the walls.
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From: JONBOY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:39:43
Message Number 13103
TS> made an issue of this..
Sorry Dave - I really hadn't considered that I had made an issue
of it. I was just BS'n with you about a topic. Most things I just
figure "it's their life" and let it be. I just talk about it if you
seem to want to. Consider it dropped.
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyo??
Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:46:47
Message Number 13104
TS> A hiTech cyberpunk yoyo...
They're here! They're here! And you are their first contact! Now...
be nice give it a velvet plush pillow and show it start trek stuff
so that it knows we aren't primitive...
Oh yeah and give it some dew and put it near the turtle tank.
JonBoy
(on a full-moon boogie)
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Faire?
Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:53:57
Message Number 13105
You going to the Medieval Faire this weekend? I'm trying to see
how many oif us are going and maybe we can meet somewhere and
throw drumsticks at Torg (a really bad idea).
JonBoy
PS - I'm sending this to Saavik but ti applies to all.
I plan on Sunday.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:07:13
Message Number 13109
SS to TS> Hell, I'll just sick Saavik on ya.
(Raising my sword, a rabid look on my face) Ya want me to hit him now,
Scott. Huh? Huh?
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:08:42
Message Number 13110
SS>You're the one who said, "where do I sign?"
Yeah, but that was before I read the fine print.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:09:57
Message Number 13111
SS> Come to think of it, I'd like to get you trapped in a real corner.
And would that be a "Different Corner", Eh?
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:11:21
Message Number 13112
What? Settle for a Chevette over a loaded Camaro Classic? You negotiate
with a terrorist, some things are non-negociable. By the way, does the
T-back have a puppy dog on the front?
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: M & M'S
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:13:11
Message Number 13113
SS>Why you unfaithful so and so.
Now Scott, without reading the E mail, you can't jump to conclusions.
Knight Owl and I happen to share a common interest in a certain beast
of burden.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:14:33
Message Number 13114
Poor Dave. I hate to beat a guy when he's down but gee, he just lays
there begging for more.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:16:09
Message Number 13115
So, what's wrong with an IBM????? I'm running off a Tandy 1000SL. I must
say that I saw a BBS running off an Amiga 2000. Now THAT'S impressive.
I'd never even seen an Amiga before. Wow. Whats a TRS-80?
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Playboy
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:18:29
Message Number 13116
How about this??? We agree on the song "Feelings". (spit, puke, barf)
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Trademarks
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:19:36
Message Number 13117
Somebody already pattened "No comment". Ok how about this one.....
"Suck eggs." (tm) Saavik Enterprises, Inc.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Froidgronk
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:20:40
Message Number 13118
T> Turtle's handcuffs. Jill only got the privelege because it was her
birthday.
Well, now you know what to buy her for her next birthday. (His and hers
handcuffs) Do they come in Mauve?
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: 13000
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:22:36
Message Number 13119
And now I'm going for 13333. (evil laugh from the "good message" number
hog. (Mohahahaha)
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From: SAAVIK
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Snow??!!
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:23:54
Message Number 13120
Or it could have been an incredibly bad case of dandruff. Gee, Turtle,
checked for flakes lately?
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Plastic people
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:26:08
Message Number 13122
JB>Opposites attract. and I wonder if there's any truth involved.
(Quoting Blazing Saddles) It's twue, it's twue!!! I married my
opposite and it's NEVER boring.
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: A/R Band?
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:27:54
Message Number 13123
No drums? No problem. We'll flip Turtle over and beat on his shell....
of course, we may have to handcuff him to keep him still......
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Yoyo??
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:29:26
Message Number 13124
Evidently, JonBoy has good drugs and ISN'T sharing.
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Faire?
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:30:44
Message Number 13125
I can't make it to the Med. Fair this weekend but let me know how it
goes. Sounds like a good time.
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From: GROUCHO
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Green M&M's
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:56:54
Message Number 13126
Now where do you suppose the concept of "Green M&M's" having something
to do with sex came from? Ever had one caught in your navel?
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From: GROUCHO
To: ALL
Subject: Carly's Teeth
Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:59:44
Message Number 13127
I left a previous message pertaining to wanting to lick Carly Simon's
teeth ....
I just wanted to qualify that statement somewhat. I meant to say that
I would like to lick the back of her teeth. OK, OK maybe the fronts too
but I will always remember one of my first loves, boy could this gal
kiss!!! Her teeth would brush mine and I'd get a chill!!!
No .... neither of us had buck teeth.
Groucho
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: M & M'S
Date & Time: 03/02/91 01:10:16
Message Number 13129
S> I like peanut M & M'S.
I like peanut butter! The only way I'll have PB & chocolate is in the
form of a Reese's PB cup.
SEE YA!
Knight Owl
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Handcuffs & You
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:14:52
Message Number 13133
SS> Are you taking bribes?
T> I ALWAYS take bribes, and I even accept checks.
What about Mastercard and Visa? American Express? (Don't leave for
Dunkin' Donuts without it.)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Froidgronk
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:16:42
Message Number 13134
T> Turtle's handcuffs. Jill only got the privilege 'cause it was her
T> birthday.
Ohh, so she /likes/ to be handcuffed!?!
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: TM
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:17:57
Message Number 13135
T> And you didn't put a TM after it there, dude. That makes it
public domain. Sorry!
Picky, picky, picky. Besides, it was an edit of a TM'ed phrase.
But just to be official.. Sucks to be me (tm) Scott Steel Inc.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: Faire?
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:22:03
Message Number 13136
I still need a ride. A very immobilized, and frustrated Scott Steel.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:22:58
Message Number 13137
SS to TS> Hell, I'll just sick Saavik on ya.
SA> (raising my sword, a rabid look on my face) Ya want me to hit him
now, Scott. Huh? Huh?
Naaah, let's take a defensive posture. But if he attacks me, feel
free to thrash him thoroughly.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:25:25
Message Number 13138
SA> Yeah, but that was before I read the fine print.
What, there was no fine print. Just a night with Ginger Lynn, green
M & M's and me. hehehehe. Talk dirty to me, you Vulcan babe, you.
(are we *blushing*?)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:27:39
Message Number 13139
SA> and would that be a "Different Corner:. eh?
I don't care, /any/ corner, perferably the corner of a large waterbed.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:28:55
Message Number 13140
SA> Does the T'back have a puppy dog on the front?
NO, I have a black one, a snake skin one, and a tiger skin one.
Take your pick, darlin'
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: M & M'S
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:30:11
Message Number 13141
Sorry, I guess I got jealous. Of a woman I've never seen, because of
a man I've never met. Boy, I'm getting to be like Spellwind, (pathetic)
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: A/R Band?
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:43:38
Message Number 13144
>...we simply beat on the walls.
Bad idea. Neighbors, doncha know. Neighbors who just might turn out to
have BIG GUNS. A rythm section is probably a bad idea...
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Yoyo??
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:44:45
Message Number 13145
You've read my monograph "Cyberpunk Yoyos: First Contact with Another
Type of Life," yes? Published by MIT Press last month. I'm expecting a
call form the Nobel Committee any day now.
...it's late, I'm tired...
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Faire?
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:46:09
Message Number 13146
>I plan on Sunday.
Me too! Lori may also be persuaded to go. We should make a regular
party of it, ya know?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:47:27
Message Number 13147
>So, what's wrong with an IBM?????
Short version: The antiquated and pathetically slow bus it's yoked to,
its truly ghastly (and primitive by 1983 standards) I/O scheme, the
Intel chip at its heart, the fact that the CPU is strapped in minimum
mode, its clumsy and antique operating system (who in his right mind
would run an 8-bit operating system on a 32-bit machine???), its
cramped and limited memory model, its interrupt model (doesn't even
take full advantage of the processor's only real strong point)...and
those are just the things that come to me right off the top of my head.
I can go into more, if you like.
>What's a TRS80?
A TRS-80 is a Z-80-based computer made by Radio Shack. The Model I was
the first ever mass-marketed home computer; the Model 4 sitting in
front of me is a much more powerful and sophisticated machine that's
considered by a lot of people, including more than a few electronics
engineers I know, to be the best-designed 8-bitter in existance.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Trademarks
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:52:41
Message Number 13148
Nope, I'm afraid "Suck Eggs" is alos in the public domain. If someone
uses an expression before you do and doesn't copyright it, it's public
domain by virtue of prior use...I'm a copyright weenie, you see.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Froidgronk
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:53:36
Message Number 13149
>Well, now you know what to buy her for her next birthday. (His and
>hers handcuffs)
I think I'd best ask her boyfriend first...
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Snow??!!
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:54:28
Message Number 13150
>Gee, Turtle, checked for flakes lately?
Yep. The only place I see 'em is right here...
(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Handcuffs & You
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:55:48
Message Number 13151
>What about Mastercard and Visa?
Yep, but there's a 10% surcharge on credit bribes.
>American Express?
Are you kidding? NOBODY takes American Express. I'm reasonable,
though, and can arrange easy payment plans if you'd like. Or, you can
pay the full amount of the bribe in cash and get a 2% discount.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Froidgronk
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:57:16
Message Number 13152
>Ohh, so she /likes/ to be handcuffed?
Well, she likes the attention, certainly...
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Not ACOA
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:58:11
Message Number 13153
>...preferably the corner of a large waterbed.
NOT MINE! After the incident at RufusCon, I **swear** if anyone breaks
the headboard off the waterbed again at the Furry Party I'll kill.
Read K I L L, as in slow and painful.
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: M & M'S
Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:59:33
Message Number 13154
>Sorry, I guess I got jealous.
Boogeda boogeda boogeda. You're weird. Nothing personal.
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From: TURTLE
To: ALL
Subject: BBS Etiquette
Date & Time: 03/02/91 03:00:29
Message Number 13155
In the interests of conserving space in the message base, please delete
E-Mail after you read it if you don't wish to keep it. Received E-Mail
will be deleted athree days or so after it's been read. The very large
volume of E-Mail that's been posted in the last few weeks is starting
to gobble up space at a disturbing rate...
Thank you.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:03:18
Message Number 13156
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:05:49
Message Number 13157
If you're of the mind to hug me, I would like to know in advance and I'd
like to make sure that your husband knows in advance...ok?
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:06:44
Message Number 13158
TS>Suicideis another subject entirely.
S>Suicide is another subject eternally.
Suicide is another subject *permanently*.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:08:48
Message Number 13159
S>Naw, it's not dirty, he changes it too oftern.
I resent that! Or, eh...well, forget it...
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:09:38
Message Number 13160
TS>Suicide...
SS>Well, now it is. Any comments?
Not at the present moment. Course, it might not be so bad. After all,
you never hear of anyone who has successfully completed the act c
complaining about the results.
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:11:01
Message Number 13161
TS>Do ya want to get nasty Scott?
SS>ooooooooh...(quivering in fear)
I didn't think so.
SS>Hell, I'll just sick Savvik on ya.
HA! Immmune to all female generated Mind F*cks.
"Savvik! The Specialist is picking on me!"
"Sorry, Scott...nothing I can do about it."
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Froidgronk
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:15:53
Message Number 13162
S>...Turtle's and Jill's handcuffs...
T>Turtle's handcuffs. Jill only got the privelege 'cause it was her
T>birthday.
??!! Make that "*kinky* Babe Magnet"
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Carly's Teeth
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:18:13
Message Number 13163
G>I'd love to lick Carly Simon's teeth!
Uh...yeah, and other attached parts.
-a lascivious Specialist
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: M$Ms
Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:21:15
Message Number 13164
S>We share a common intrest in beast of burden
Man?
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/02/91 11:08:44
Message Number 13165
SS>Sorry, guess I got jealous of a woman I've never seen 'cause of a man
I've never mey. Boy, I'm getting like Spellwind. (pathetic)
Hey, no problem from me, dude. We all might meet one day. (I'm wonderin'
what Saavik looks like as much as you are)
No, you aren't getting like Spellwind. [That's impossible, no one can do
that *]:) ]
SEE YA!
Knight Owl
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: M$Ms
Date & Time: 03/02/91 11:25:18
Message Number 13167
S> We share a common in beast of burden
TS> Man?
No, the beast is a common trait in our personalities.
[ Saavik & Knight Owl pointing their guns at The Specialist
Knight Owl says" Yer M&M's or your life! The nice lady gets the green
ones."]
[Saavik & Knight Owl hope that their craving is soon queched]
SEE YA!
Knight Owl
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From: SAAVIK
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Green M&M's
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:31:26
Message Number 13172
GR>Ever had one caught in your navel?(M & M)
Only when I belly dance.
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From: SAAVIK
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Carly's Teeth
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:32:27
Message Number 13173
Kinky. Instead of sucking face, you were sucking teeth. Hmmmmm.
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From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: M & M'S
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:33:11
Message Number 13174
I love Reeses but they make me sick. I refuse to eat something that I
end up barfing. I know, that was gross. Sorry.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:35:15
Message Number 13175
SS> If he attacks me, feel free to thrash him thoroughly.
Ok, (I lower my sword reluctantly) but if you need me, just whistle.
You know how to whistle, don't you???
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:36:39
Message Number 13176
We are blushing, Mr. Studly.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:37:30
Message Number 13177
SS>Any corner, preferably the corner of a large waterbed.
Oh, we ARE getting brave, aren't we??? I warn you, I can whip my weight
in wildcats. "Ding Ding" Round two.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:39:09
Message Number 13178
Hmmmm. Black, snake skin, or tiger skin. I am partial to tiger skin.
But I'll bet your just a big pussy cat. This has got to stop, I'm
getting a tan from all this blushing.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: M & M'S
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:40:40
Message Number 13179
What's a Spellwind? Huh? I R confused.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:43:51
Message Number 13180
I see your point on the IBM. I've seen the term TRS-80 around and thanks
to you, know I know what it is. It's amazing what they are coming out
with now in computers compared to only a few years ago. Yestarday 286
was the IBM standard, now they've got 386, and so on. And the prices
keep dropping. What's next?
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Trademarks
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:45:57
Message Number 13181
Ok, I can't have "no comment" or "suck eggs". Give me a day or two. I'll
come up with something. And it will be ALL MINE.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Froidgronk
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:47:28
Message Number 13182
Best ask her boyfriend first? Are you being cute or did I get a name
wrong?????
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Snow??!!
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:48:24
Message Number 13183
Ok, you got me. Left myself wide open for that one.
The Flaky Vulcan
Saavik
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Snow??!!
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:49:13
Message Number 13184
Or should that be......
Saavik
The Vulcan Flake
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Handcuffs & You
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:50:13
Message Number 13185
Bribes.
Dear Dr. Turtle,
You have been cleared on all charges of malpractice. There is, however,
the accusation that you have taken bribes on occasion. Please see that
this does not happen in the future. To be sure that you are not
prosecuted in this matter, please mail all monies received to:
Saavik
P.O. Box 454
Sarasota, FL 34236
Money orders only, please.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Not ACOA
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:53:26
Message Number 13186
T> Not my waterbed.
Ah, so the Furry party is BYOB. Bring your own bed. That could get
crowded.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: BBS Etiquette
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:54:44
Message Number 13187
Sorry, didn't think of that. Consider it deleted.
You're welcome.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:55:39
Message Number 13188
A Charger, eh??? Nope. Gotta be a Camaro. But you're getting warmer.
Mopar make me sick....... Butterfingers, (blech!).
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:57:11
Message Number 13189
I don't plan to bring my husband to the Furry party. I can hear it now..
"Honey, I'm going to a Furry Party at Turtles. I plan to hug the
Specialist while I'm there, any problem with that????"
His responce...." What the fuck is a Furry??? Who the hell is the
Specialist?" No, I don't think I'll warn him before hand. I'LL be the
one to end up handcuffed, to the couch at home.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:00:08
Message Number 13190
Face it, Suicide is another subject, period. And not a very happy one.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:01:06
Message Number 13191
I, personally, never change my mind. (I don't have one).
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:01:46
Message Number 13192
TS>You never hear of anyone (who has committed suicide) complaining
about the results.
Only in hell.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:03:08
Message Number 13193
The Specialist is immune to all female mind F*cks??? Ah, I see, that
must be why the call you The Specialist. And if you were picking on
Scott then....., well,,,, then I'd......, you're right. There's nothing
I could do about it.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: M$Ms
Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:05:14
Message Number 13194
S>We share a common interest in a beast of burden.
TS> Man?
I said beast of burden, not beast of bourban. We were talking about
horses. Git you're mind off the sidewalk and in the gutter, where it
belongs.
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From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:06:39
Message Number 13195
AAARRRRGGG! Again! Who or what is this Spellwind????? I'm dying here.
Enlighten me, folks.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: M$Ms
Date & Time: 03/02/91 18:51:37
Message Number 13198
KO'd> [Stick em up!]
But all I got on me are Butterfingers!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/02/91 18:53:16
Message Number 13199
S>My, we are getting brave, aren't we?
No, rude.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: M & M'S
Date & Time: 03/02/91 18:54:05
Message Number 13200
Spellwind: Any of the North American individuals who use BBS's in a
manner as to promote stupidity by expressing idiotic views and acting
like a total ass. See also, Pathetic.
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