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[ A Man In Need ] [ By Joseph ]
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[A man in need]
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And as I looked up I could see how it all was supposed to
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be. How it was formed and shaped. It was all there.
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Everything had been taken care of. Except for the humans.
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Starting out
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The first time I saw her was at the local store a couple of
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blocks from my house. I was stunned, I realized immediately
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that she was something special. Not like them whores I
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usually met at the pub or in some shabby disco. She was
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really something. Her hair was sort of brownish and barely
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reached down to her neck. She moved with grace and looked
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right at me. Our eyes met and I blushed. I guess I thought
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that she, in some strange way, knew what I was imagining
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about her. She walked past me and paid her milk at
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the counter. She didn't look back when she left the
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store. I strolled around the store for about 2-3 minutes
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and then went out after her. She was about two hundred
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meters away from me when I got out. Her hair floated in the
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wind. It was a warm day and I felt very good. I imagined
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that I ran up to her and asked her who she was or
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something. That wouldn't work. It never did. My personality
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and my body is strongly repellent to women. No, this time
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there would be no picking up or trying to confront her.
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This time I was the one in charge. This time I was not
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going to be let down. She kept on walking and walking.
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I think we walked three or four kilometers before she
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stopped outside a house. She did not turn back once as we
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walked. She had no idea that I was following her. It was a
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small house with three floors. Perhaps there could be
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around twelve apartments in there. I went over to the other
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side of the street to see what floor she lived on. It took
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a while but after five minutes the lights went on and I saw
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her in what must have been her kitchen. I was satisfied
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when I started to walk home.
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Getting ready
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Now what? I thought to myself. Damn it man, you never get
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anything done! It was 2 a.m. in the morning and my head
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was spinning with ideas as to what I should do next. She
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had probably never even noticed me when I met her that
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afternoon. I poured another drink of whiskey and lit a
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cigarette. She was not all that beautiful either. But with
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this one there was something different. My hands began to
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shake as I got more and more angry. I am never going to be
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able to confront her or anything. I'm just going to sit
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here and get more and more drunk. I stood up and put my
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coat on. I put the bottle in my coat and walked out. It had
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been a long walk back from her apartment this afternoon.
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But man! Going back there was even longer. Could be that I
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also was heavily drunk perhaps. The whole house was dark
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when I arrived. I just stood there like an idiot. Watching
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her window. Hoping that she would show herself. I walked in
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to the stairwell and went up the three floors to her
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apartment. On the door was a small sign saying `here lives
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Jessica Tibblin and Rufus'. Rufus must be a dog I thought
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in my blurred brain. No one names a child Rufus. Naahh, it
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is a dog all right. From inside I could even hear it growl
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and chew on something. Perhaps it was chewing on her. I
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walked down and out on the street. It was now about 3 a.m.
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in the morning and I was feeling very tired. I went home
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and got to bed.
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When I woke up I had a terrible hangover, but through the
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fog in my brain I remembered that her name was Jessica
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Tibblin and that she had a dog. I was on summer vacation so
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I did not have anything special to do. I decided there and
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then that this was to be my project for the summer -
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getting her. Nothing else mattered. Never since have I felt
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such a strong devotion to a project. I spent the following
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two weeks planning it. When I was done I had the perfect
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plan. Not much could go wrong. And even if it did, I had
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several backup plans memorized. All that was left was to do
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it.
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Surprise!
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First of all I had to watch her for a couple of days to get
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to know her habits. I found a really good place opposite
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her house, to watch her from. It was about the most boring
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thing I had ever done. She went up at around 7 a.m., made
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herself some coffee, showered and went to work. At 5 p.m.
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she came back with a bag or something. Probably with
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groceries in it. When I saw her come out around 10 p.m. one
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night I was surprised. But most of all, I was pleased. She
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was not fat or anything. But she probably liked to walk
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around in the evenings. Her life must be quite boring, I
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thought to myself. She walked around for some time and I
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followed her at a safe distance. I was somewhat puzzled by
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the fact that she did not have the dog with her though.
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It was hot and her pace was kind of fast, so she took her
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sweater off. Beneath it she had a tight T-shirt that showed
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almost everything. My body went berserk, my mind too, I
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must say. To the right there was a small park with bushes
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and birds and all that shit. Luckily she walked in there.
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I moved faster and came closer to her. I could smell her
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scent. I put my mask on. We must have been in the middle of
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the park when I got hold of her and dragged her into some
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bushes. It was all quiet and the park was empty, except for
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some birds. She tried to scream but I held my hand over her
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mouth and was quick to get some tape over it. All that came
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out of her were silent growling noises. No one would hear
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her. I laid her down on the ground and started to undo her
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pants. She tried to kick me and fought around a lot with
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her arms. I banged her head once or twice to shut her up.
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It worked. My adrenaline was pumping and I felt my ears
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getting warm. I took my dick out and showed it to her
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before I put on a condom. Her eyes widened. I may be a
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rapist but I am not stupid.
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I took her pants off and put it in her. It was all over in
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around four or five minutes. I got dressed and showed her
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where her pants were. I also left her a letter that I had
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written to her the other night.
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"Dear Jessica,
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I am so sorry that I had to put you through this. I am a
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very lonely and desperate man. I know that whatever I write
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in this letter will never make your pain less hard to
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deal with. I will never bother you again. I just wanted you
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to know, for whatever it is worth, that I am truly sorry!
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Kind regards
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Marty
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Ps I am not stupid so do not bother looking for DNA or
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fingerprints on this letter. Ds "
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I could not give her my real name so I had to come up with
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some kind of handle. I got the name Marty from a friend
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I used to have some years ago. When I left her I felt great
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satisfaction.
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Guilt
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When I woke up the next day I could hardly manage to get
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up. I turned on the radio and heard about a woman who had
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been raped last night. It was a major news-story because
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the perpetrator had left a note by the victim. It was even
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on the TV. They had named me The Gentle Rapist. I had
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enormous feelings of guilt as I heard her statement from
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the hospital. For a while I thought about sending some
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flowers or something. But that would only be stupid.
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Though, I think it was a nice idea. I finally got out of
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bed and got dressed. It was a pity that I had rushed things
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this much. It was stupid and dangerous. Now I had to keep a
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really low profile for a couple of weeks. Not showing
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myself much in the city. And most of all, avoiding police
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cars and police officers as much as I could. That would not
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be a problem I thought. School was out and I could do my
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shopping in another part of the town.
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I walked by Jessica's house a week later. Perhaps it was
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not such a good idea, but I had to see her once more. I saw
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her standing in the kitchen with a robe on. Obviously she
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had called in sick. It looked as if though she was crying.
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I felt really low the next couple of days and then decided
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to get over it.
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Another and another and another
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As time went by, I felt more and more frustrated. I had
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dreams about Jessica and could not get rid of them. I even
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started to hear voices. They never said much. Mostly it was
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just `ehrm, naughty boy!' or `you shouldn't have done it
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man!'. Sometimes the voices got nasty though and said
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things like `Hey man, fuck her', `fuck her!, fuck her!,
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fuck her!, fuck her in the ass man!'. I knew that I could
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never go anywhere near her but I had to do something.
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Otherwise I would definitely lose my mind - if it was not
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lost already that is.
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My search for another woman began. I spent a lot of time on
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the beach watching possible victims. I knew what I was
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doing all the time and I always knew there was a good
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chance I would get caught. That did not seem to matter much
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though. I had to get another woman, no matter what.
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One day I stayed a bit longer on the beach. It became
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darker and darker and most people packed up and went home.
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I stayed at the usual site. I was too lazy to move after a
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whole day in the sun. After two hours there was only me and
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two other girls left on the beach. I packed up my things
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and moved farther away from them. I did not want them or
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anyone else to notice me. Most of all I did not want anyone
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to remember or recognize me. They started to drink. I
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waited patiently for my chance. They got more and more
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drunk and they laughed and giggled a lot. Then one of them
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apparently decided to go for a swim. That is a very stupid
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thing to do when drunk. But I sure as hell was not going to
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stop her. That only made things easier for me. As she got
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in the water I pulled out my mask and made sure all my
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things were packed and ready to go. She was a good swimmer
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although she was drunk, she swam around a small island and
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I lost sight of her. I decided this was my chance. I put my
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mask on and ran up to the other girl who was more or less
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dozing of. She was really terrified when I put the tape
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over her mouth and started to drag her into some nearby
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bushes. I tied up her arms really tight. She only had a
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bathing suit so I got her naked in no-time. I introduced
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myself as Marty and told her to shut up or I would kill
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her. That did not work so I had to bang her head a couple
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of times before she got quiet. I put my condom on and
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started to fuck her. And boy was this a tight woman! It
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didn't take me more than a couple of minutes to finish my
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intercourse with her. I left her another of my letters as I
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said goodbye and ran off.
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"Dear -Insert your name here-,
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When I first saw you I could not believe my eyes. You were
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so beautiful I could hardly believe it. I am a very lonely
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and desperate man and I knew I was never going to make love
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to you. The reason I raped you is not because I want to be
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evil to women or anything. It is just that I never get to
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sleep with anyone. I know that it is really not an excuse
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for my very rude and bad behavior. But I hope perhaps you
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can understand why. Please feel safe that I will never
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touch you or even come near you again. Once again, I am
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truly sorry that I had to put you through this!
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Kind regards
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Marty
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Ps I am not stupid so do not bother looking for DNA or
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fingerprints on this letter. Ds "
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As I ran off I could hear her friend shouting and crying as
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she found her. That did not matter to me at all. I was
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completely cold. That did not surprise me much though.
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Because I had already stepped over the line and I knew
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there was no turning back. There was no reason to have
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feelings of guilt or second thoughts. That would only make
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me feel bad.
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I think I must have raped about 10 to 15 women the
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following months. Once I barely escaped when two
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police officers heard the silent sounds from a woman I
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was raping. I probably ran about 5 kilometers before I
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stopped. I was really afraid and lurked in some bushes for
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two hours before I dared to go home. I left my letters to
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every single one of the women. Except for the one that I
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didn't finish with. I made big news with my serial-raping.
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Experts from all over the country gathered to make a
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psychological profile of me. They found out that I was in
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my late thirties and that I probably had had a terrible
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youth. A small dick and an IQ below 90. They could not have
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been further from the truth. I was 19 years old and was
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still in school. My IQ was about 120-130 and my dick about
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20 centimeters. Probably bigger than anyone's in that
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fucking expert-group.
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It's getting warm in here don't you think?
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Media decided to focus on me. I believe that they must have
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had around ten news reports and talk shows about me. I was
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flattered but also very, very scared. What had started out
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as a way for me to get rid of some of my frustration had
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now turned in to a media circus. I decided to give them a
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little something to chew on. "Svart eller Vitt" (talk show)
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seemed to be a good place to start out with so I sent a
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long letter to them explaining why I was doing it. I could
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not help myself, so I wrote a lot of crap about my
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"political" motives. I explained to them that if the
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Swedish government did not release a dozen of the worst
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criminals, I had to go on raping women. Of course I was
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just pulling their leg, but there was a huge debate whether
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they should do it or not. That gave them something to think
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about for a while. I tried to calm down and kept a low
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profile for a couple of weeks. After five weeks the police
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and media was wondering if I perhaps had fled the country
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or if I was dead. I was not.
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That, they noticed on the 14th of August.
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During my "sleeping" period I suppressed a lot of feelings.
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I felt insecure and was always looking behind myself to see
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if someone was following me. In the beginning of August I
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was in very bad shape and was basically very angry all the
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time. I could not sleep and I had terrible nervous
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shakings. School had begun but I did not dare to go there
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because I was afraid someone would recognize me. My anger
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focused more and more on the people around me. Then, on the
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12th of August I bought a sniper-rifle and a Glock 17 on
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the black market. It was not cheap and it all felt very
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weird. The rifle I got was a fine piece of art with
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silencer and laser aiming. It had beautiful magnification
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and I could get a very clear view of just about anything
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that moved within a two-hundred meter range. Somewhere in
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the back of my mind I knew what was about to happen but I
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did not care. My paranoia got worse. I could no longer walk
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downtown or go to a shop. I had to get my groceries
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delivered to my door. I did not dare to look anyone in
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the eyes. It became clear to me that there was only one
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thing left to do. That last thing had to be one hell of a
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nasty deed. It was time for me to leave. This time with a
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bang and not with the tail between my legs running off into
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the bushes.
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14th of August
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When I woke up that day I was sure. This was the day.
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I cleaned and loaded my weapons. I made sure I had enough
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ammunition for a day or two in the city. I had some serious
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hunting to do now. I put my rifle in a bag and my Glock 17
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in a holster under my arm. I put my jacket on and went out.
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No one noticed me. No one cared and it all felt so calm. I
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walked around in the city for a while watching the people
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with a new sense of awareness. These were the people who
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had drived me crazy. They were the ones guilty of what was
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considered to be my crimes. Well, this time you will all
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have to pay, I thought to myself.
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Almost in the center of the city lies a tall office
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building which houses just about everything from insurance
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companies to dentists. I went in and took the elevator to
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the top floor. Of course they had locked the door to the
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roof, so I had to kick it open before I could get out.
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As I laid down on the roof, my hands stopped shaking. Down
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there, people were walking about in the most happy way you
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could imagine. They did not know what was coming. With the
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first shot I got a middle aged man. He was probably waiting
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for his bus or something harmless like that. He deserved it
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though. The second bullet hit a ten year old girl in the
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middle of the forehead. Her head exploded like a
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watermelon. Her mummy went berserk and started to run
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around screaming like crazy. I got her with the third
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bullet. Now people started to notice that something was
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seriously wrong. It was OK if one person lied down all of a
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sudden and did not move. But if three persons lay down in
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the same time, in the middle of the city, people tend to
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get kind of nervous. A lot of people started to run around
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making funny sounds and looking weird. I must have got
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around six or seven people with my rifle when I heard the
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sirens.
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I quickly reloaded my rifle and put it back in my bag. It
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always took the police too long to figure anything out so
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why would they succeed this time, I thought to myself. I
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left the roof and started to make my way down.
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Burger King
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As I got out of the building the police actually noticed me
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and yelled at me to stop. I gave them the finger and turned
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around the corner. Not far from the office building there
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was a Burger King restaurant. I got my Glock out and ran
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in. If you are going to take a hostage - do it in a place
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where there is plenty of food. People more or less went
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berserk when they saw me.
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'It is alright!, I am a police officer!'
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Most people settled down and stopped screaming. Bham. I
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shot a waitress just to surprise them. I jumped over the
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counter and told everyone to stay calm, and to get me a
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Whopper, or they would end up like that waitress. It is
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really amazing how fast they can make Whoppers under
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gun threat!
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I managed to get five people to stay with me in the
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kitchen. They were scared shitless and they were all
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shaking like hell. One of the girls fainted when I showed
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her my gun up close. I laughed at her and told one of the
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boys to get her undressed. He refused. I shot him in the
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knee. After that he was very cooperative - until he dried
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up, that is. So, there I was with two boys and three girls,
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one of them naked. She had great tits. Police cars drove up
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in front of the restaurant with their sirens hurting my
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ears. A S.W.A.T team arrived and tried to organize the
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liberating of the hostages and the killing of me. After ten
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minutes, the phone began to ring. I picked it up.
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'Burger King, what can I do for you sir?'
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'Ehrm, ehhr, are you one of the hostages?'
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'Hostage? No can't say I am sir!'
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'Oh dear.'
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'Although I have heard a lot of sounds from the
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restaurant behind your back sir!'
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'Shit.'
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He hung up. I almost laughed my jaws out when I saw all the
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police officers turning 180 degrees starting to shout and
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aiming their guns at the other restaurant. The S.W.A.T team
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immediately reconfigured their plan and diverted their
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snipers to the other restaurant. This was a perfect time to
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get rid of the naked girl. I wrote a large note which I
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taped onto her tits saying `Just kidding - I'm having
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Whoppers now!'. I poured some cold water on her face and
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told her there was a fire and that she had to get out as
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quickly as possible. She did not look around or question
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anything. She just ran out butt-naked screaming `fire,
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fire!'. They had to do another 180 degree turn. This time
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they looked as if they were very serious.
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The phone started to ring again.
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'Hostages 'R Us, what can I do for you sir?'
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'Yeah, yeah, really funny.'
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'You won't catch me alive you know.'
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'We don't care.'
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They said that they would give me ten minutes to surrender
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or they would come in. No negotiations here. But I had no
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thoughts about surrendering. They would not get me alive,
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and put me in some nut house. I took out one of the
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officers with a well-aimed shot in the stomach. The S.W.A.T
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team panicked and started shooting at me. All the windows
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collapsed as they poured lead into the restaurant. The cash
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registers got blown away, creating an unbearable noise, but
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they did not hit anyone of us behind the counter, though.
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Fucking amateurs.
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From outside I could hear a loud voice declaring that if I
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did not come out within the next five minutes they would
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shoot tear gas into the place and move in.
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So this is it, I thought to myself as I reloaded my Glock.
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Payback
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A deafening fanfare almost cracked my ears and a thick
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white fog swept in. I thought that they had used the tear
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gas but that was not it - this was something far worse.
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I could hardly believe my eyes when I saw the man standing
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in front of the counter, completely surrounded by white
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fog. This had to be some hell of a S.W.A.T team if they
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were so good that they only had to send in one man to get
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me. But this man was not from the S.W.A.T team, at least
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not an earthly one. He lifted his hand to greet me and I
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automatically aimed my gun at him. His face showed no signs
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of surprise when he saw the barrel of my gun pointing right
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at him. He simply looked at it as one looks at a harmless
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puppy showing its teeth. I looked him in the eyes and asked
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him what the fuck was going on.
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'My son, you have wronged. Please do the right thing now
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and I will lead you to the gates of hell where you will
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repent for a couple of years. We have been watching you
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from up there and we all know that deep down you are a good
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soul. So please come with me and things will work out just
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fine.'
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'So... you are Jesus incarnated huh? Well you'll have to
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do more than to throw a smoke grenade to convince me of
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that. And about that good soul crap; that's bullshit! I'm
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evil as hell and I love it.'
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His eyes darkened when I questioned his authenticity. He
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reached for something in his robe. Before he could get it
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out I screamed at him to stop. 'How do I know that's not a
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gun?' 'Well my son, you will just have to trust me on this
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one'. I lowered my Glock and nodded, telling him to
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proceed. When he got the object out, I was stunned. It was
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a small model of the earth. It almost glowed and looked
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more real than the photos I had seen from the shuttles. He
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held it up to me and told me to get a good look. I jumped
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over the counter and walked up to him. The small model
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actually looked as if someone had taken earth and shrunk it
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to the size of a grape.
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'OK, you are one hell of a model-builder. But what's so
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great with this one?'
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'Observe!'
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He focused his eyes on the continent of Europe. It began to
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grow. After a while the model was still the size of a grape
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but it was all filled with Europe. One could see small
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cities and small tiny dots of people running around down
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there. He focused on Sweden and then Uppsala. I could see
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the whole city. Full with life and police cars of course.
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'Now my son, pick one of the police officers out there.'
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'Sure, take that sniper on the roof.'
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'Look, as I now remove him from the face of the earth.'
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He moved his fingers over the model. First nothing
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happened. Then he slowly started to dissolve in a funny
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way. After five seconds he was gone.
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'Man!, that was awesome! You really are Jesus.'
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'Yes, and I want you to follow me now.'
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'I can't do that you know. Mankind has treated me so bad
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and I really have no choice but to try to get even with
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some of them. They have followed me all my life. Nothing I
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have done could change that. There's always been school and
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a lot of unnecessary shit they have told me to do. Just to
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keep me busy and to keep my mind away from these thoughts
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of freedom.'
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'But you still have your free will you know. You can't
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blame these people for being ignorant and stupid. Besides,
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I really can't believe that all of these people are
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stupid.'
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'Well, maybe you haven't watched all that carefully from
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upstairs but this is the way things actually happen.
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All over the western world people are slowly becoming more
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and more like zombies. I never wanted to have anything to
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do with them. I told the people 'in charge' lots of times,
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but no one cares. I just want to leave this shit and grow
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my plants and write poems to beautiful women. I never
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wanted to do anyone any harm. Can't you see it man? My
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crimes are fucking symptoms of a social disease!'
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Jesus went silent for a couple of seconds.
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'Indeed, very good arguments,' he suddenly said. 'Let's
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go get them all.'
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Jesus jumped over the counter and told me to get back there
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with him. I was kind of surprised by the way he was acting.
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But, what the hell! I have always had a way with words. I
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tried to give him my rifle but he would not accept it. He
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just smiled a hellish grin at me. Pointed his finger out
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the window and started blasting away all the fuckers out
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there. It did not take long for us to remove every living
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soul within a 200 meter radius.
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Hey, Bonsai!
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When we were done he looked at me and smiled. He told me
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that he had not had this much fun in a thousand years.
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'So, my son. How can I help you now?'
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'Please give me a life Jesus. It would be most kind of
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you if you set me up in perhaps Japan or something and give
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me some peace.'
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'So be it!'
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He snapped his fingers. The surroundings more or less
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melted down and it all went black. When I woke up I was
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lying in a small bed with a really beautiful Japanese woman
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standing over me. She asked me in bad English how I liked
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my Tea. There was not much that could surprise me anymore
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so I told her I wanted it "black". I stood up and looked
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around. It was a small house but it was nice. In front of
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me stood two beautiful bonsai-trees. I looked out through
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the small window. A huge mountain rose a few miles from my
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house. I recognized it as the Fuji mountain. I heard what I
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supposed to be my woman talking to me from the kitchen.
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'Darling, when are you going to work on your bonsai-
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trees?'
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'I'll start right after Tea dear!'
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Calmness.
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Written by Joseph <josef@kuai.se>
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