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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ The Art Of Weirdness ] [ By Bob Slack ]
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:The Art Of Weirdness:
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+-------+--------------------+--------+
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| 10 things to do online to |
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| convince people you are weird, |
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| insane, or just a little bizarre |
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|by Bob Slack|
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(1) Type Fnord? and or ?dronF? at the
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end of your messages.
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(2) Type fnord in interactive conversations
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on the multi-node chat-boards.
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(3) Do ascii sends of pictures of "Bob".
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(picture of "Bob" included at end)
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(4) Type miscellaneous SubGenius and or
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Discordian quotes everywhere.
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(examples at end of file)
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(5) Post messages that sound like weird
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dreams.
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(6) Put quotes from songs at the end of
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your messages that make no sense or
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are weird in themselves.
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(examples at end of file)
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(7) When signing a message put pope or
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Reverend before your name.
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(8) Start a small group and call yourselves
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the POEE Cabal of (place area of world here).
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(9) Listen to GWAR or Weird Al music while
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online.
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(10) Download everything in the High Weirdness
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file area of The Metaphysical Workshop and
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live by the words of knowledge you find.
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Picture of "Bob" : |for more information about "Bob" consult the Book of|
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|The SubGenius |
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SubGenius Quotes:
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Praise "Bob"
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Fuck em' if they can't take a joke
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Bleeding head good, healed head bad
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Discordian Quotes:
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Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
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"If Vegetarians eat Vegatables then I guess that makes me a
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Humanitarian"
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Miscellaneous Music Quotes:
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"I snuffed a million planets"
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"and still have time to cry"
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"Because there is more to life"
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"The making other people die"
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-GWAR
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"I wanna see some schmuck with his hair on file running around"
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"punching his own head"
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-George Carlin-
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-=:Bob Slack/SysOp of the Metaphysical Workshop:=-
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uXu #149 Underground eXperts United 1993 uXu #149
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Call PEGASUS -> +41-71-715577
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