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-x- turb0 'zine numba tres -x-
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+--x-sup-x---------------------------------------------------------------------+
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yes here is another issue of turb0 'zine. just for yer reading enjoyment.
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not really. the reason i right these is cuz i feel like it and express
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what i have on my mind at the moment or during the day.
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hopefully, this issue will have snuff paked full. maybe, maybe not.
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+--x-country music-x-----------------------------------------------------------+
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country music is not all that bad. acutaly, i don't any of it. even tho
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a couple of my friendz listen to it and my mom listenz it when she getz
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me off the stereo system.
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but right now, i'm listen to country (dont shoot!). it is shania twain,
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which i have to say is fine as hell. almost got my hand of a pic of her.
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i usually listen to rock, r&b, alternative, heavy metal, etc. the only rap
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musik that i listen to is coolios songz and ll cool j's.
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+--x-takin a leek-x------------------------------------------------------------+
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hmm. dont you guyz hate it when you have to get up in the middle of the
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night and a piss. it seems like it is a long time, but it only has been
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like 15 secondz.
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one time i almost pissed in the bath tub. luckily i didn't, cuz then i
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would've had a prob.
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i wonder how girlz, ladiez, women (whatever you wanna call them), take
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pisses. no shit they take them sittin down. sometimez i just wanna ask
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some girl, what is it like. but hey, i might end up getting slapped.
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its okay for guyz to admit that they take pisses in the shower, cuz even
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i do. i even know some girlz that do. they just let it slid down there
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legs. nasty!
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+--x-this guy-x---------------------------------------------------------------+
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well there is this guy in my chemistry class (yes, i take chemistry and
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believe it or not, it was my choice). he was in my homeroom last year.
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anywayz, his name is tommy. he can talk about everything. take shitz,
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pissez in the shower, sex, how to use a condom. you name it has prolly
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talked about it in my class or another one.
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actually, he is kinda of a funny guy. does a pretty good forrest gump and
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does a few jim careys. anywayz, enough with dat.
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+--x-first distro-x-----------------------------------------------------------+
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guess what? i logged onto illegal immagrents last night. a local board to
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me in the 602 ac. anywayz, i said trip "you wanna be a distro..." and he
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then said for your fukin zine, hell no. jus kiddin he didn't say that,
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he actually said this "sure". wow! that was alot. grin. anywayz, his
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board will be going down this weekend after national turkey day and he is
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puttin up his new m0dded like hell rg board called poo! believe me it
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will kick, cuz he's jus like dat.
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da numba for his board is sumthing like 602 - 589 - 0791. so like give it
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a call afta this turkey day weekend.
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+--x-more distros-x-----------------------------------------------------------+
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everyone i need more distros, so like email me sum info bout yer b0ard
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at soul.raider@blast.neta.com or contact me on poo and send email to
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big hurt.
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+--x-this note i found on da street-------------------------------------------+
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heheh. guess what? found a note on the street going to my friends house
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afta school to get sumthing. everythang below is in its full, nuttin
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changed. maybe you will get a kick out of it, maybe you wont.
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Nick -
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Hey! How's my favorite brother?
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I want to apologize for not even telling you
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I found another ride. It was really pathetic?
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of me!! So, I'm sorry!
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What are you doing tonight for halloween?
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I want to go to castles and coasters, but
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I don't know who to go with. All of my
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'so called friends' are doing something gay,
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gueer, fagish !!
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Anyway ... I guess have no idea
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what's going on with me and Chris. I feel like
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I just left him hanging, and I don't know
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how to apologize. I really did (Do) like him.
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I guess I feel a relationship with him would
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be really serious and when it's over I'm left
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all alone, like the last time I let myself
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get caught in all that 'Love' crap. Anyway, I
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think he thinks it has something to do
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with Zach, It Doesn't.
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I guess you could say I've been
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faced with too many decisions lately,
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and I keep making the wrong one's, so
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I've been avoiding - responsibility - as much as
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I possibly can, which has gotten me into
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some deep shit this past week - I guess
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I have alot of explaining to do. So...
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can we talk sooner or later ?
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GOTS TO GO -
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Love Your little SIS,
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Rachel K.
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Lee
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that was the entire note in full. pretty nifty wasnt it. sounds
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either like a freshman in h.s. or a 7th or 8th grader to me. oh
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well, it ain't my business, even though i went against their
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privacy of puttin this note in my zine. heheh. well, nick dropped
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it didn't he?!?
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+--x-blastertronics-x---------------------------------------------------------+
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another great board in arizona - 602 ac - is blastertronics. which has
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grown in the past year and a half. it started out as a single line
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board with only a few file and msg basez, but know it is a 6 line board
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(3 regular linez, 3 telnet linez) and has 4 cd roms full of snuff online
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with a bunch of registered games, along wit a big selection of file and
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msg basez. too bad it aint a warez or an art board. that would kick. oh
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well. there is over 1220+ userz and the inet to the local users is
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totally free. they have a ftp address which is ftp.blast.neta.com and
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the telnet address is blast.neta.com - pretty simple, eh?
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it has a few art paks. but they jus aint down wit the scene. they're more
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of pd people. oh well, they're still kewl.
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+--x-school today-x-----------------------------------------------------------+
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well i went to school as usual. i had to finally slam my alarm, cuz it
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kept on goin off. finally got up and went to catch the bus. anywayz, i
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got there, had to do an essay second hour. more work durin third hr
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math. 4th hour finally came and it was homeroom. chatted all hour. then
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english came 5th and i goofed off and talked all hour. i really hate that
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english teacher, she's jus a plain out beyotch. went to lunch 6th hour
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and ate my food that my friend bought for me, saved three buckz, and then
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talked till da the bell rang and was off to class. went to 7th hour,
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which is the easiest class, ap computer science (computer programming).
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i was suppose to be doin the linked lists in turbo pascal, but instead i
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drooled over the girl, christy (christen) across the hall. afta dat class
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was over, i followed her, cuz she jus happened to walk in front of me.
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she had on sum tight and high shorts (did i mind, hell no). she has nice
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soft legs that look so yummy! anywayz, went to chemistry, finished a
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paper about atomic bombz and turned it in and chatted the rest of the time
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until the bell rang. then got on the bus and came home. sounds boring.
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it kind of is, but it really aint.
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+--x-vb-x---------------------------------------------------------------------+
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i talked to sumone on irc in the #ansi channel last night and let him
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read the zine. he liked it alot. so much, he even dized p0rk! which aint
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that bad of a zine at all. anywayz, he said "better than p0rk" and not
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even thinkin i said "the other other white meat". silly me. that was
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really pointless. i jus dl'd the other zines this morning before school
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and i'm gonna check them out later. the onez i dl'd were klunk, dto,
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p0rk, y0lk (they put out at least 30 of those fukerz). at this rate, i
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could bet them in like 14 dayz. jeah right!
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+--x-i call myself god-x------------------------------------------------------+
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today and yesturday i've been telling everyone i'm god. and i see people
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coming back to me and saying god (sum of those people i dont even know).
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why do i call myself god? hmm. cuz i needed an ego change and wanted
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everyone to know that i am there. so i jus to them that.
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+--x-oopz!-x------------------------------------------------------------------+
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last issue i did a babe of the month award and well guess what. i promised
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some pics of demi moore, which never got put in there. so i decided to not
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put them in any further zines. if you have net access then you can use
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tin or whatever program to goto usenet and go to the:
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alt.binaries.nude.celeberties or
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alt.binaries.pictures.celeberties
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thatz it.
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+--x-closing-x----------------------------------------------------------------+
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well i've decided to stop writting for know. maybe, i'll do another issue
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tonight, if i think of sum more goodiez to put in it. well catch ya all
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later.
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send all yer comments, flames, threats, etc. to soul.raider@blast.neta.com
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thanks! and peace out m0f0z!!!
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-x- turb0 'zine numba tres -x-
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