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Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Û Issue Number 15, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 Û
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ÚÚÚÚ Ú Ú Ú Ú Û Released on the date: Feb. 28, 1993. Û
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Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Û PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! Û
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Ú ÚÚÚÚ ÚÚÚ Û For help and actual info, look elsewhere. Û
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Û±° °°Û
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Û°° "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and" ° Û
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Û° "my llama." -The Bee-Gee's Û
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Û° Û
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Û Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Mail Û
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Û Û
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Û Well we actually got a little mail this issue so on with the Û
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Û fun. Û
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Û Û
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Û Digital Saint #1 @2506 Û
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Û Sun Feb 28 02:05:28 1993 Û
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Û ACK! You quote and rip off Yes songs but you do not Û
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Û attribute them to Yes. How could you do this??? Your appalling Û
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Û lack of journalistic integrity has me puking my virtual guts out. Û
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Û Your lame ass attempt at a new issue should never have been Û
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Û released. What...Just WHAT were you thinking? You could have Û
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Û explored how lamer speak is spreading to fast food restaurants! Û
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Û Yes, I have seen it, lamers are taking over fast food. I could Û
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Û have d1n3d at the store of my choice if I felt like it. I was Û
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Û mortified to see that the deadly lamer diesease had taken over Û
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Û the people who wrote up the signs. No, you don't cover this Û
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Û IMPORTANT even at all. I can't help but think that perhaps YOU Û
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Û are a lamer, who is helping to spread lameness with PUD. Orange Û
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Û Potato Kaffee will kick your amateur ass into the ground... Û
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Û Û
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Û digital saint Û
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Û Û
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Û ACK! You suck Acoutic One, I shall hereby thrash the hell out Û
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Û of your message. You LaMeR. First of all I did not Qoute Yes they Û
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Û stole that from me! Yes when I was but fragments of DNA I wrote Û
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Û that damn song, but unknown to most people, DNA patterns are not Û
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Û granted rights by the Constitution. Fast food and Lamer Speak. Did Û
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Û I ask you? The next time you could d1n3d at the store of your Û
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Û choice I would advise you do it. And OPK kick our ass? I doubt it, Û
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Û why? Because PUD's world headqaurtes[LaMeR SpEaK] is located in Û
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Û rural Peru, conversationaly[LaMeR SpEaK] the llama capital of the Û
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Û world. Û
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Û Û
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Û 46/50: Whoa, time to defuse the situation... Û
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Û Name: Digital Saint #1 @2506 Û
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Û Date: Sun Feb 28 13:00:09 1993 Û
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Û Û
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Û RE: oh how ridiculous Û
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Û BY: Differential Goosebumps #65 @2506 Û
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Û Û
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Û Goosey don't get so riled up, Baphomet is just trying to Û
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Û get you angry. Of course we all know that Baphomet really and Û
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Û truly has no creativity at all. The PUDs are written by Û
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Û Satan's Mutt in all honesty. Baphomet is just ripping him off Û
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Û like all wannabe pirate lamers do! Admit it Baphomet, really Û
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Û and truly, Satan's Mutt is the brains behind your PUDs. Û
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Û Û
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Û digital saint Û
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Û Û
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Û Ooops you figured me out! But can you guess who NO COURiER Û
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Û actually is? Nope not Sally Struthers... Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Why PUD is the greatest. Û
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Û Û
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Û Because I said so. First off how many cheap rip-off of PUD have Û
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Û you seen? Well the first one that comes to mind, is VUD. Of course Û
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Û this is the virtual underground digest. it doesn't really exist Û
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Û but has an exact duplicate of PUD's format. Continuity. What other Û
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Û really K-RaD TFiLE has such great continuity from one issue to Û
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Û another? Now I know you are saying, The Dead Sea Scrolls, but no Û
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Û not even the dead sea scrolls are as smooth flowing. Did I mention Û
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Û because I said so? Û
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Û Û
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Û þ The fine art of Toaster Oven Thievary. Û
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Û Û
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Û By: ThE BrAvE liTtLe ToAsTeR Û
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Û Û
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Û Why? This is a question I often ask myself. But when I sell Û
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Û that oven for a cool 10-spot it makes it all worthwhile. Now I Û
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Û understand than many failed miserably when they tried to implement Û
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Û my first plan in an earlier PUD issue. Therfore I shall make this Û
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Û article better for all. Û
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Û The setup. Just like in toaster thievary, toaster ovens are not Û
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Û not just a five-minute bang-em-up job. It requires great planning Û
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Û on the part of the thief. Firsy you must decide what store you are Û
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Û going to hit, then you acquire weapons. Lots of them. I myself Û
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Û have found that the average hand-grenade is perfect for the know Û
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Û it all 17 year old stock boy. It may take two for the Cashiers. Û
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Û The Job. After staking out the place of attack for oh a week or Û
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Û two you should have detailed maps and everybodies schedules at the Û
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Û store memorized. Now you are ready to hit the joint. Now load your Û
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Û weapons and fire up your get away vehicle because it's stealing Û
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Û time. Go in find an attractive toaster oven. One with the WARM-UP Û
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Û feature, perfect for PoP TartS. Make sure that is also has at Û
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Û least a one year warranty. Why? Just in case you decided to keep Û
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Û it. I am sure you can figure out how to get it out of the store. Û
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Û If not, then what are you reading this k_rAD c00ol EliTE tFiLE fer Û
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Û ya lameR? Û
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Û The wealth. Now comes the fun part, the sell. No use in keep- Û
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Û ing that toaster oven around when you can fence it and make some Û
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Û serious MuLaH. The c00l, k_rAd Thing about toaster ovens, is that Û
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Û they are actually very easy to sell. Just set up a yard sell and Û
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Û uze has got it made. And just think you will be 10 bucks richer. Û
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Û Repeat this a little and you will be rolling in the dough. Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Divinity. Û
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Û Û
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Û No not the candy, but me. When one exists with the incredible Û
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Û talents, skills, and attributes such as myself they are divine. Û
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Û Now what makes me divine? Is it my knowledge? Me extreme dislike Û
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Û for VBBS? No. It is because, I unlike you am like me. Yes that's Û
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Û right. I am myself, not you. So you should be like me right? No. Û
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Û For then you could never become divine. Being divine, great, the Û
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Û best there is, is an attitude. One that you must display at all Û
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Û times. One that is nothing more than, you. Be yourself. Simple. Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Editorial. Û
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Û Û
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Û "Don't kill the whale...": Yes. Unless you just feel like it. Û
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Û °°°°° Û
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Û °°° Û
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Û ÜÜÜÜ°ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜßÜ Û
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Û Û±±±±ß±±±±±±±ßßÜ Üß±±ÞÝ Û
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Û ÞݱO±±±±±±±±±±±±±ßßß±±±±±Û Û
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Û Û±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±Û Û
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Û Û±±±±Â±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±ÞÝ Û
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Û Û±±±±³±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±Û Û
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Û ÞÝÄÄÄÙ±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±ÞÝ Û
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Û Û±±±±±±±±±±±±±±ÜÜßßßßÜ±Û Û
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Û ßßßßßßßßßßßßßß ß Û
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Û [Mooga, the Whale] Û
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Û Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Love. Û
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Û Û
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Û Have you hugged yourself today? Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Mail! Û
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Û Û
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Û Send your mail to: Û
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Û Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 Û
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Û NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 Û
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Û fReD tHe HiTmAn Any LaMeR board. Û
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Û Û
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Û° °Û
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Û End of PUD 1:15, "O/P/K, just another hack of the greatest, PUD!" Û
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