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<EFBFBD> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> Issue Number 15, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 <20>
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> Released on the date: Feb. 28, 1993. <20>
<EFBFBD> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! <20>
<EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD> <20> For help and actual info, look elsewhere. <20>
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۰<EFBFBD> "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and" <20> <20>
۰ "my llama." -The Bee-Gee's <20>
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<EFBFBD> <20> Mail <20>
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<EFBFBD> Well we actually got a little mail this issue so on with the <20>
<EFBFBD> fun. <20>
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<EFBFBD> Digital Saint #1 @2506 <20>
<EFBFBD> Sun Feb 28 02:05:28 1993 <20>
<EFBFBD> ACK! You quote and rip off Yes songs but you do not <20>
<EFBFBD> attribute them to Yes. How could you do this??? Your appalling <20>
<EFBFBD> lack of journalistic integrity has me puking my virtual guts out. <20>
<EFBFBD> Your lame ass attempt at a new issue should never have been <20>
<EFBFBD> released. What...Just WHAT were you thinking? You could have <20>
<EFBFBD> explored how lamer speak is spreading to fast food restaurants! <20>
<EFBFBD> Yes, I have seen it, lamers are taking over fast food. I could <20>
<EFBFBD> have d1n3d at the store of my choice if I felt like it. I was <20>
<EFBFBD> mortified to see that the deadly lamer diesease had taken over <20>
<EFBFBD> the people who wrote up the signs. No, you don't cover this <20>
<EFBFBD> IMPORTANT even at all. I can't help but think that perhaps YOU <20>
<EFBFBD> are a lamer, who is helping to spread lameness with PUD. Orange <20>
<EFBFBD> Potato Kaffee will kick your amateur ass into the ground... <20>
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<EFBFBD> digital saint <20>
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<EFBFBD> ACK! You suck Acoutic One, I shall hereby thrash the hell out <20>
<EFBFBD> of your message. You LaMeR. First of all I did not Qoute Yes they <20>
<EFBFBD> stole that from me! Yes when I was but fragments of DNA I wrote <20>
<EFBFBD> that damn song, but unknown to most people, DNA patterns are not <20>
<EFBFBD> granted rights by the Constitution. Fast food and Lamer Speak. Did <20>
<EFBFBD> I ask you? The next time you could d1n3d at the store of your <20>
<EFBFBD> choice I would advise you do it. And OPK kick our ass? I doubt it, <20>
<EFBFBD> why? Because PUD's world headqaurtes[LaMeR SpEaK] is located in <20>
<EFBFBD> rural Peru, conversationaly[LaMeR SpEaK] the llama capital of the <20>
<EFBFBD> world. <20>
<EFBFBD> <20>
<EFBFBD> 46/50: Whoa, time to defuse the situation... <20>
<EFBFBD> Name: Digital Saint #1 @2506 <20>
<EFBFBD> Date: Sun Feb 28 13:00:09 1993 <20>
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<EFBFBD> RE: oh how ridiculous <20>
<EFBFBD> BY: Differential Goosebumps #65 @2506 <20>
<EFBFBD> <20>
<EFBFBD> Goosey don't get so riled up, Baphomet is just trying to <20>
<EFBFBD> get you angry. Of course we all know that Baphomet really and <20>
<EFBFBD> truly has no creativity at all. The PUDs are written by <20>
<EFBFBD> Satan's Mutt in all honesty. Baphomet is just ripping him off <20>
<EFBFBD> like all wannabe pirate lamers do! Admit it Baphomet, really <20>
<EFBFBD> and truly, Satan's Mutt is the brains behind your PUDs. <20>
<EFBFBD> <20>
<EFBFBD> digital saint <20>
<EFBFBD> <20>
<EFBFBD> Ooops you figured me out! But can you guess who NO COURiER <20>
<EFBFBD> actually is? Nope not Sally Struthers... <20>
<EFBFBD> <20>
<EFBFBD> <20> Why PUD is the greatest. <20>
<EFBFBD> <20>
<EFBFBD> Because I said so. First off how many cheap rip-off of PUD have <20>
<EFBFBD> you seen? Well the first one that comes to mind, is VUD. Of course <20>
<EFBFBD> this is the virtual underground digest. it doesn't really exist <20>
<EFBFBD> but has an exact duplicate of PUD's format. Continuity. What other <20>
<EFBFBD> really K-RaD TFiLE has such great continuity from one issue to <20>
<EFBFBD> another? Now I know you are saying, The Dead Sea Scrolls, but no <20>
<EFBFBD> not even the dead sea scrolls are as smooth flowing. Did I mention <20>
<EFBFBD> because I said so? <20>
<EFBFBD> <20>
<EFBFBD> <20> The fine art of Toaster Oven Thievary. <20>
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<EFBFBD> By: ThE BrAvE liTtLe ToAsTeR <20>
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<EFBFBD> Why? This is a question I often ask myself. But when I sell <20>
<EFBFBD> that oven for a cool 10-spot it makes it all worthwhile. Now I <20>
<EFBFBD> understand than many failed miserably when they tried to implement <20>
<EFBFBD> my first plan in an earlier PUD issue. Therfore I shall make this <20>
<EFBFBD> article better for all. <20>
<EFBFBD> The setup. Just like in toaster thievary, toaster ovens are not <20>
<EFBFBD> not just a five-minute bang-em-up job. It requires great planning <20>
<EFBFBD> on the part of the thief. Firsy you must decide what store you are <20>
<EFBFBD> going to hit, then you acquire weapons. Lots of them. I myself <20>
<EFBFBD> have found that the average hand-grenade is perfect for the know <20>
<EFBFBD> it all 17 year old stock boy. It may take two for the Cashiers. <20>
<EFBFBD> The Job. After staking out the place of attack for oh a week or <20>
<EFBFBD> two you should have detailed maps and everybodies schedules at the <20>
<EFBFBD> store memorized. Now you are ready to hit the joint. Now load your <20>
<EFBFBD> weapons and fire up your get away vehicle because it's stealing <20>
<EFBFBD> time. Go in find an attractive toaster oven. One with the WARM-UP <20>
<EFBFBD> feature, perfect for PoP TartS. Make sure that is also has at <20>
<EFBFBD> least a one year warranty. Why? Just in case you decided to keep <20>
<EFBFBD> it. I am sure you can figure out how to get it out of the store. <20>
<EFBFBD> If not, then what are you reading this k_rAD c00ol EliTE tFiLE fer <20>
<EFBFBD> ya lameR? <20>
<EFBFBD> The wealth. Now comes the fun part, the sell. No use in keep- <20>
<EFBFBD> ing that toaster oven around when you can fence it and make some <20>
<EFBFBD> serious MuLaH. The c00l, k_rAd Thing about toaster ovens, is that <20>
<EFBFBD> they are actually very easy to sell. Just set up a yard sell and <20>
<EFBFBD> uze has got it made. And just think you will be 10 bucks richer. <20>
<EFBFBD> Repeat this a little and you will be rolling in the dough. <20>
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<EFBFBD> <20> Divinity. <20>
<EFBFBD> <20>
<EFBFBD> No not the candy, but me. When one exists with the incredible <20>
<EFBFBD> talents, skills, and attributes such as myself they are divine. <20>
<EFBFBD> Now what makes me divine? Is it my knowledge? Me extreme dislike <20>
<EFBFBD> for VBBS? No. It is because, I unlike you am like me. Yes that's <20>
<EFBFBD> right. I am myself, not you. So you should be like me right? No. <20>
<EFBFBD> For then you could never become divine. Being divine, great, the <20>
<EFBFBD> best there is, is an attitude. One that you must display at all <20>
<EFBFBD> times. One that is nothing more than, you. Be yourself. Simple. <20>
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<EFBFBD> <20> Editorial. <20>
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<EFBFBD> "Don't kill the whale...": Yes. Unless you just feel like it. <20>
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<EFBFBD> <20> Love. <20>
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<EFBFBD> Have you hugged yourself today? <20>
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<EFBFBD> <20> Mail! <20>
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<EFBFBD> Send your mail to: <20>
<EFBFBD> Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 <20>
<EFBFBD> NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 <20>
<EFBFBD> fReD tHe HiTmAn Any LaMeR board. <20>
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<EFBFBD> End of PUD 1:15, "O/P/K, just another hack of the greatest, PUD!" <20>
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