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Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Û Issue Number 9, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 Û
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ÚÚÚÚ Ú Ú Ú Ú Û Released on the date: Feb. 23, 1993 Û
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Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Û PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! Û
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Ú ÚÚÚÚ ÚÚÚ Û For help and actual info, look elsewhere. Û
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Û°° "To err is human, to really fuck things up requires an idiot." ° Û
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Û° -Baphomet Û
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Û° Û
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Û Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Mail. Û
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Û Û
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Û None in this issue but check out issue 8 for great uplifting Û
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Û and inspirational messages addresses to NO COURiER. It seems some Û
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Û people just can't control themselves. Oh well. Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Recipe: Pizza llama SuRpRiSe! Û
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Û Û
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Û Note that the ingrediants for this recipe can be hard to find Û
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Û especially if one does not reside in the And‚s. So to make this a Û
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Û more 'global' recipe I have included a substition chart. llama= Û
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Û dead or mangled[Maybe even slighty alive] old people. Now on with Û
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Û the recipe! Û
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Û Û
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Û 1 Chef boyardee Pizza mix Û
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Û The stuff it says on the back of the box Û
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Û llama Û
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Û Û
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Û Ok to start out, saut‚ the llama over a deep fiery pit for no Û
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Û more than 32.4 minutes. Note that ethnic sacrifices add variety Û
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Û and spice to your overall product. After removing the whole Û
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Û llama from the pit. Cut it into 13 equal pieces. Then slowly Û
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Û trim all fat from each piece taking great care to leave no Û
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Û bones showing. When done with all 13 pieces, throw them away. Û
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Û Pick up the phone call Domino's you cheap fuck and order a Û
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Û pizza. When the little geeky guy comes have some one from the Û
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Û house either dump the mix from the roof on to the spaz or stuff Û
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Û the mix into the tail pipe of his sad-ass car. Û
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Û Û
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Û Emm, emm tasted good didn't it? I knew it would and the whole Û
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Û process only takes about an hour. Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Questions and Answers. Û
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Û Û
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Û Why are the editors of PUD so hatefull towards VBBS? Û
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Û It sucks. To steal a phrase, it sucks big donkey dick. Û
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Û Û
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Û Is huntsvegas really that bad? Û
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Û Yes. And believe it or not there are actually worse places. Û
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Û Û
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Û Does the hungarian killer squirell actually kill? Û
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Û No. It simply maims it's victims usually small innocent Û
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Û children. Û
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Û Û
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Û Can you spell worth a shit? Û
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Û oN. Û
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Û Û
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Û þ HoW tO bE a WaReZ duDE! Û
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Û Û
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Û Ok so you want to be a really c00l wArEz d00d hUh? How you ask Û
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Û does one become such a wretched reject of society that I have Û
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Û nothing better to do than go out and get WaReZ? Well I will tell Û
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Û you, now pay attention it is really difficult. First of all lose Û
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Û all personality you have ever had. Pick a really lame alias, oh Û
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Û like NO COURiER. Then get a real modem. Well it doesn't have to be Û
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Û a good one it just needs to be 14.4k! VroooooooooOOOOMMMMM!!! Yeh, Û
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Û whatever. Now comes the most difficult part the typing. Typing Û
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Û like a wArEz d00d takes skill, and dedication. First of ALL Û
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Û vowels must be in LOWERcase, o's of course become 0. And spelling? Û
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Û well real WaReZ dUdEs don't spell by normal means, they spell Û
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Û however the can as long as thier is a lot of extended ascii in it. Û
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Û WaReZ. You don't need 'em. All real WaReZ dudes is get them and Û
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Û then upload them somewhere else, Joy! I quit this section now. Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Reviews. Û
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Û Û
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Û I will review a few programs for you now. Û
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Û Û
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Û WordPerfect. Û
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Û The worst program ever made next to vbbs. It reaks so bad Û
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Û you will probably go crazy before you exit via, ALT-Q, F2, Û
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Û d, D, <TAB>. Û
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Û Û
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Û EdLiN PrO! Û
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Û By fReD tHe HiTmAn, a really swell guy. This has all the Û
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Û normal features of Edlin but also features an extended Û
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Û command interface that will please even the most powefull Û
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Û user! Take for example, <SPACE> in normal edlin does a Û
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Û space but in EP it does del *.* and if under 4Dos it does Û
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Û del *.* /y/q. Space is of course replaced by ALT-235, X. Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Closing. Û
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Û Û
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Û In closing, I would like to say, you still suck. Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Mail, Hate please: Û
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Û Û
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Û Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 Û
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Û NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 Û
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Û Û
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Û þ Oops. Û
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Û° °Û
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Û End of PUD 1:9, "Can you spell socks?" Û
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