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<20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> Issue Number 9, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 <20>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> Released on the date: Feb. 23, 1993 <20>
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<20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! <20>
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<20> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD> <20> For help and actual info, look elsewhere. <20>
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<20>۲<EFBFBD><DBB2><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>۲<EFBFBD><DBB2>
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۱<><DBB1><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD> <20> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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۱<><DBB1> <20> <20> <20> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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۱<> <20><><EFBFBD>
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۰<> "To err is human, to really fuck things up requires an idiot." <20> <20>
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۰ -Baphomet <20>
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۰ <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> <20> Mail. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> None in this issue but check out issue 8 for great uplifting <20>
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<20> and inspirational messages addresses to NO COURiER. It seems some <20>
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<20> people just can't control themselves. Oh well. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> <20> Recipe: Pizza llama SuRpRiSe! <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> Note that the ingrediants for this recipe can be hard to find <20>
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<20> especially if one does not reside in the And<6E>s. So to make this a <20>
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<20> more 'global' recipe I have included a substition chart. llama= <20>
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<20> dead or mangled[Maybe even slighty alive] old people. Now on with <20>
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<20> the recipe! <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> 1 Chef boyardee Pizza mix <20>
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<20> The stuff it says on the back of the box <20>
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<20> llama <20>
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<20> Ok to start out, saut<75> the llama over a deep fiery pit for no <20>
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<20> more than 32.4 minutes. Note that ethnic sacrifices add variety <20>
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<20> and spice to your overall product. After removing the whole <20>
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<20> llama from the pit. Cut it into 13 equal pieces. Then slowly <20>
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<20> trim all fat from each piece taking great care to leave no <20>
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<20> bones showing. When done with all 13 pieces, throw them away. <20>
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<20> Pick up the phone call Domino's you cheap fuck and order a <20>
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<20> pizza. When the little geeky guy comes have some one from the <20>
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<20> house either dump the mix from the roof on to the spaz or stuff <20>
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<20> the mix into the tail pipe of his sad-ass car. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> Emm, emm tasted good didn't it? I knew it would and the whole <20>
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<20> process only takes about an hour. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> <20> Questions and Answers. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> Why are the editors of PUD so hatefull towards VBBS? <20>
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<20> It sucks. To steal a phrase, it sucks big donkey dick. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> Is huntsvegas really that bad? <20>
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<20> Yes. And believe it or not there are actually worse places. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> Does the hungarian killer squirell actually kill? <20>
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<20> No. It simply maims it's victims usually small innocent <20>
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<20> children. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> Can you spell worth a shit? <20>
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<20> oN. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> <20> HoW tO bE a WaReZ duDE! <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> Ok so you want to be a really c00l wArEz d00d hUh? How you ask <20>
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<20> does one become such a wretched reject of society that I have <20>
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<20> nothing better to do than go out and get WaReZ? Well I will tell <20>
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<20> you, now pay attention it is really difficult. First of all lose <20>
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<20> all personality you have ever had. Pick a really lame alias, oh <20>
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<20> like NO COURiER. Then get a real modem. Well it doesn't have to be <20>
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<20> a good one it just needs to be 14.4k! VroooooooooOOOOMMMMM!!! Yeh, <20>
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<20> whatever. Now comes the most difficult part the typing. Typing <20>
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<20> like a wArEz d00d takes skill, and dedication. First of ALL <20>
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<20> vowels must be in LOWERcase, o's of course become 0. And spelling? <20>
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<20> well real WaReZ dUdEs don't spell by normal means, they spell <20>
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<20> however the can as long as thier is a lot of extended ascii in it. <20>
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<20> WaReZ. You don't need 'em. All real WaReZ dudes is get them and <20>
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<20> then upload them somewhere else, Joy! I quit this section now. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> <20> Reviews. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> I will review a few programs for you now. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> WordPerfect. <20>
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<20> The worst program ever made next to vbbs. It reaks so bad <20>
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<20> you will probably go crazy before you exit via, ALT-Q, F2, <20>
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<20> d, D, <TAB>. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> EdLiN PrO! <20>
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<20> By fReD tHe HiTmAn, a really swell guy. This has all the <20>
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<20> normal features of Edlin but also features an extended <20>
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<20> command interface that will please even the most powefull <20>
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<20> user! Take for example, <SPACE> in normal edlin does a <20>
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<20> space but in EP it does del *.* and if under 4Dos it does <20>
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<20> del *.* /y/q. Space is of course replaced by ALT-235, X. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> <20> Closing. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> In closing, I would like to say, you still suck. <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> <20> Mail, Hate please: <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 <20>
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<20> NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> <20> Oops. <20>
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۰ <20><>
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۰ <20> <20> <20> <20><><EFBFBD>
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<20> End of PUD 1:9, "Can you spell socks?" <20>
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