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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ùúù-ÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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³ K-RaD/[PuD] '93 ³Ü
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ùúù-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÙÛ
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Volume 1, Issue 004
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- AN INTRODUCTiON -
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by NO COURiER
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[PUD_1_4.TXT]
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D¡SCL’¡MäR
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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The opinions, views, ideals, and tasty canned soup recipes expressed in this
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T/FiLE are expressed without intention of execution. The authors of this file,
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as well as all of the K-RAD/[PuD], áçá, PGA, and œrš members assume absolutely
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¯N0® liability for you personal stupidity.
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Thank you.
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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DiSTRiBšTi™N
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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This file may be used as a sad excuse for file points only on any
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R@@L C00L H0T NeW EL˜TE WaReZ board. Otherwise, it may be uploaded freely with
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intent of the betterment of humanity.
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-=ðúDiST. RäGšL’Ti™NSúð=-
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This file may not be distributed in any any form other than dictated below,
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and may not be edited or apeended to in any way without permission from PuD.
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Enough of that SHiT!
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Quote of today's line #38:
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`HEY CACTUS KID! I SAW YOUR WIFE & KID AT UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE FOR $9.95!'
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HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!
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ÄÄ-GR@@TS-ÄÄ
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ALLiANCES:
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BLaH ú KiCK-ASS T/FiLeZ, d00DZ!
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[NuKE] ú Hey Pure Energy, log on to your board at least once every six months!
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PuD ú HuMMMMMMM....... HuMMMMMMM....... We PRAiSE the PiZZA G0D!
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C’ ú Have you even found out about Cactus Brat's BBS yet?
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TDT ú Who's that knocking at your door, Pepsi Man?
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RAZOR ú Kickass all the way! Whoop, whoop!
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THG ú Who?
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EFF ú Huntsville? Aww... c'mon!
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INDIViDUALS:
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Necromatrix ú Aren't there WWiV hackin' 9-year-old loozers in Ft. Worth??
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Digital Saint ú We were attending a swass Cellular/Data Comm seminar. Go away.
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Jeff ú Brick Hooooooouuuuuuuuuuusssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee! (In South America)
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Bentley ú Big ol' Jet Airliner!
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fReD tHe HiTmAn ú Keep hittin', and we'll keep crankin'
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NaNCY ú Phreakazoid still loves you, even though you fed him everyday!
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Risto & Aki ú Authors of the greatest thing from Finland since Finlandia Vodka!
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Powdered Toast Man ú Aren't you turning your toaster upside-down!?!
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ÄÄ- A SERiOUS "FUCK YOU, TWiT(s)!" -ÄÄ
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ALLiANCES:
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TNT ú Go hack WWiV, you FUCKiNG LAMER!!!!!!!
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CUGDAP ú Why don't you losers go home and smoke in bed?!?!?!
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The Hog Louse BBS ú You need to find a JOB before you manage two SHiTTY BBS's!
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ACiD ú Learn some common courtesy, you pompous bastards!
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iCE ú 'Same goes for you loozers, two!
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MaCE & DnA ú Quit jerkin' off and learn to draw ANSi like the big boyz, geeks!
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CUD ú I hate to tell you, but YOU SUCK!
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INDIViDUALS:
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All VBBS SysOps ú Don't try to pull us in to your circle jerks!
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All WWiV SysOps who make their boards look like ViSiON/X ú Run ViSiON/X, freaks!
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All `anarchic' bomb freaks ú That ain't anarchy, that's chaos you fools!
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People who lie their way on to Cybernetic Violence ú Who could that be?
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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ON WiTH THE FUN!
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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AUTHoRS NOTE:
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Other than the bullshit that I you have already read, I can't really think of
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anything else to say.
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- NO COURiER
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Welcome to the long-awaited PuD Issue #00000004.00000. There has been many
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compliments and suggestions, most of which pertaining to my brilliance, here
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at PuD. I would like to thank you all for submitting your praise and good
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work to plagiarize. PuD is based on only a few things, such as random bashing
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and satire of the highly respected T/FiLE groups. PuD is not based on such lame
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things as continuity, standards, and updates on the H0TTeST NeW WaReZ. If you
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choose not to read further because you don't agree to this, or you have to go
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wack off over getting another `underground' T/FiLE, go right ahead.
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þ BUT FiRST, SHOPPeRZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz, a POeM...
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"I'm a lamer too"
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NO COURiER
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Hark!
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What is that scent that so finely protrudes the realm of great soul?
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The one that so lets me rest the peace in the war, the battle in my head.
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There is no reason for this.
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The gulls are crying, and we are to blame thee.
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There for one is the one that I won, the one that to be two too must bow to the
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courtsy of which has remained for the years after all was destroyed.
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For the years have been gone and they dwindle no longer.
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The one to see has won what is there.
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest thou's armpits.
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I am a lamer.
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That took me 45 seconds to type. I originally used absolutely no punctuation or
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capital letters. I simply went back later and corrected it. Pretty swass.
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þ We'RE HeRE N0W.
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Welcome to the show, you masturbating pre-pubescent CUD/PHRACK-reading geeks!
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Have fun, and take this as seriously as possible. I wouldn't want you not to
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hold something against me.
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We'RE HeRE N0W, losers. It is time that those who thought T/FiLES were all
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the same recognize the difference. We'RE HERE, and we AiN'T LEAViNG.
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Get a life you FUCKING LOSERS. Go find a date with some $20.00 whore instead
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of reading this....... or having mommy read it to you.
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þ CHiCKEN N0000DLe SURPRiSE
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Ahh... a fine gourmet recipe from your friends at Pud.
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Ingredients:
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1 Can) Standard Size Can of Cambell's CHiCKEN N0000DLE SOuP
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1« Cups) Water (That's H2O, you wanna-be terrorist geeks!)
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1) Medium-Sized ball of phlegm
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¬ Cup) Vinegar, or douche
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Directions:
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Follow directions to making normal CHiCKEN N000DLE SOuP on label of soup can.
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Let simmer for 5 extra minutes, slowly stirring in vinegar. Remove from range.
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Pour in to bowl, and top with phlegm covered with a parsley leaf. Serve
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covered, yelling "SURPRiSE" as they uncover the bowl. Shove their face in to
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the H0T soup and hold until kicking stops.
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- Submitted by JUNior
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þ M0RE, M™RE, MoRE!
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Thank you, thank you. I am way too much... I love you all, like I love my
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RAMeN N00DLeY G00P SPESHuL recipe. I shall submit that, if response to JUNior's
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personal favorite is thoroughly demeaning. I hate you, mom.
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þ HeY, BUNGaLOW BiLL -
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I don't care what you killed. Go ahead and kill your Bungalow. You loser,
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it's just too bad Buffalo Bill was already taken, huh? Too bad Speedy the
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Alka-Seltzer boy was molested, by the Walrus?
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GOO GOO GOO Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhooooooohhhhhhhohoooh yeS!
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Alka Seltzer to the bathroooom... rescue... whatever...
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þ INTeRNET
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VNet will take you lamers any day. VNet reigns supreme, next to Chocolate-
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covered Ho-hos and my big long toenail which was bitten off by a oily sea otter.
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Ending quote; Line #164:
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`Women are like harmless kittens; we kill them.'
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Fuck you all. Goodnight.
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- End PuD 1:4:0.0 - Authored by NO COURiER & JUNior - Have an awful day...
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WiSH to contact uS?
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E/Mail via WWiVNet, 'cuz we're lame, remember?
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NO COURiER --------------- WWiV 2506@36
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Baphomet the Limbo King -- WWiV 2506@14
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The Ekrich Sausage Lip Strawberry poon spoon suhrlickra boy WWiV -,62*&3221.3
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Internet: The.Ekrich.Sausage.Lip.Strawberry.poon@Spoon.suhrlickra.boy.JOKE.com
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There is no InterNet address. Give it up.
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The Magical Mystery Tour... is coming to BaSH IN YOuR HEaDS...
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...coming to BaSH IN YOuR HEaDS, BASH THEM TODaY.
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<*** End of the FUCKiNG File ***>
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