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                              Volume 1, Issue 004
                              - AN INTRODUCTiON -
                                 by NO COURiER
                                 [PUD_1_4.TXT]


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  The opinions, views, ideals, and tasty canned soup recipes expressed in this
T/FiLE are expressed without intention of execution.  The authors of this file,
as well as all of the K-RAD/[PuD], <20><><EFBFBD>, PGA, and <20>r<EFBFBD> members assume absolutely
                   <20>N0<4E> liability for you personal stupidity.
                                   Thank you.
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       This file may be used as a sad excuse for file points only on any
R@@L C00L H0T NeW EL<45>TE WaReZ board.  Otherwise, it may be uploaded freely with
                     intent of the betterment of humanity.

                            -=<3D><>DiST. R<>G<EFBFBD>L<EFBFBD>Ti<54>NS<4E><53>=-
  This file may not be distributed in any any form other than dictated below,
  and may not be edited or apeended to in any way without permission from PuD.

                              Enough of that SHiT!
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Quote of today's line #38:
    `HEY CACTUS KID!  I SAW YOUR WIFE & KID AT UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE FOR $9.95!'

  HA!!!  HA!!!  HA!!!  HA!!!  HA!!!  HA!!!  HA!!!  HA!!!  HA!!!  HA!!!  HA!!!

                                  <20><>-GR@@TS-<2D><>
    ALLiANCES:
BLaH <20> KiCK-ASS T/FiLeZ, d00DZ!
[NuKE] <20> Hey Pure Energy, log on to your board at least once every six months!
PuD <20> HuMMMMMMM.......  HuMMMMMMM....... We PRAiSE the PiZZA G0D!
C<EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20> Have you even found out about Cactus Brat's BBS yet?
TDT <20> Who's that knocking at your door, Pepsi Man?
RAZOR <20> Kickass all the way!  Whoop, whoop!
THG <20> Who?
EFF <20> Huntsville?  Aww...  c'mon!
    INDIViDUALS:
Necromatrix <20> Aren't there WWiV hackin' 9-year-old loozers in Ft. Worth??
Digital Saint <20> We were attending a swass Cellular/Data Comm seminar.  Go away.
Jeff <20> Brick Hooooooouuuuuuuuuuusssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee! (In South America)
Bentley <20> Big ol' Jet Airliner!
fReD tHe HiTmAn <20> Keep hittin', and we'll keep crankin'
NaNCY <20> Phreakazoid still loves you, even though you fed him everyday!
Risto & Aki <20> Authors of the greatest thing from Finland since Finlandia Vodka!
Powdered Toast Man <20> Aren't you turning your toaster upside-down!?!
                       <20><>- A SERiOUS "FUCK YOU, TWiT(s)!" -<2D><>
    ALLiANCES:
TNT <20> Go hack WWiV, you FUCKiNG LAMER!!!!!!!
CUGDAP <20> Why don't you losers go home and smoke in bed?!?!?!
The Hog Louse BBS <20> You need to find a JOB before you manage two SHiTTY BBS's!
ACiD <20> Learn some common courtesy, you pompous bastards!
iCE <20> 'Same goes for you loozers, two!
MaCE & DnA <20> Quit jerkin' off and learn to draw ANSi like the big boyz, geeks!
CUD <20> I hate to tell you, but YOU SUCK!
    INDIViDUALS:
All VBBS SysOps <20> Don't try to pull us in to your circle jerks!
All WWiV SysOps who make their boards look like ViSiON/X <20> Run ViSiON/X, freaks!
All `anarchic' bomb freaks <20> That ain't anarchy, that's chaos you fools!
People who lie their way on to Cybernetic Violence <20> Who could that be?
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                                ON WiTH THE FUN!
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AUTHoRS NOTE:
  Other than the bullshit that I you have already read, I can't really think of
anything else to say.
                                        - NO COURiER

  Welcome to the long-awaited PuD Issue  #00000004.00000.  There has been many
compliments and suggestions, most of which pertaining to my brilliance, here
at PuD.  I would like to thank you all for submitting your praise and good
work to plagiarize. PuD is based on only a few things, such as random bashing
and satire of the highly respected T/FiLE groups.  PuD is not based on such lame
things as continuity, standards, and updates on the H0TTeST NeW WaReZ.  If you
choose not to read further because you don't agree to this, or you have to go
wack off over getting another `underground' T/FiLE, go right ahead.


<EFBFBD> BUT FiRST, SHOPPeRZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz, a POeM...

                       "I'm a lamer too"
                           NO COURiER

Hark!
What is that scent that so finely protrudes the realm of great soul?
The one that so lets me rest the peace in the war, the battle in my head.
There is no reason for this.
The gulls are crying, and we are to blame thee.
There for one is the one that I won, the one that to be two too must bow to the
  courtsy of which has remained for the years after all was destroyed.
For the years have been gone and they dwindle no longer.
The one to see has won what is there.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest thou's armpits.
I am a lamer.

That took me 45 seconds to type.  I originally used absolutely no punctuation or
capital letters.  I simply went back later and corrected it.  Pretty swass.

<EFBFBD> We'RE HeRE N0W.

  Welcome to the show, you masturbating pre-pubescent CUD/PHRACK-reading geeks!
Have fun, and take this as seriously as possible.  I wouldn't want you not to
hold something against me.
  We'RE HeRE N0W, losers.  It is time that those who thought T/FiLES were all
the same recognize the difference.  We'RE HERE, and we AiN'T LEAViNG.
  Get a life you FUCKING LOSERS.  Go find a date with some $20.00 whore instead
of reading this.......  or having mommy read it to you.

<EFBFBD> CHiCKEN N0000DLe SURPRiSE

  Ahh...  a fine gourmet recipe from your friends at Pud.

   Ingredients:

1 Can)   Standard Size Can of Cambell's CHiCKEN N0000DLE SOuP
1<EFBFBD> Cups) Water (That's H2O, you wanna-be terrorist geeks!)
1)       Medium-Sized ball of phlegm
<EFBFBD> Cup)   Vinegar, or douche

   Directions:

  Follow directions to making normal CHiCKEN N000DLE SOuP on label of soup can.
Let simmer for 5 extra minutes, slowly stirring in vinegar.  Remove from range.
  Pour in to bowl, and top with phlegm covered with a parsley leaf.  Serve
covered, yelling "SURPRiSE" as they uncover the bowl.  Shove their face in to
the H0T soup and hold until kicking stops.

                                                - Submitted by JUNior

<EFBFBD> M0RE, M<>RE, MoRE!

  Thank you, thank you.  I am way too much...  I love you all, like I love my
RAMeN N00DLeY G00P SPESHuL recipe.  I shall submit that, if response to JUNior's
personal favorite is thoroughly demeaning.  I hate you, mom.

<EFBFBD> HeY, BUNGaLOW BiLL -

 I don't care what you killed.  Go ahead and kill your Bungalow.  You loser,
it's just too bad Buffalo Bill was already taken, huh?  Too bad Speedy the
Alka-Seltzer boy was molested, by the Walrus?
 GOO GOO GOO Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhooooooohhhhhhhohoooh yeS!
           Alka Seltzer to the bathroooom...  rescue... whatever...

<EFBFBD> INTeRNET

  VNet will take you lamers any day.  VNet reigns supreme, next to Chocolate-
covered Ho-hos and my big long toenail which was bitten off by a oily sea otter.

Ending quote; Line #164:

  `Women are like harmless kittens;  we kill them.'
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Fuck you all. Goodnight.

- End PuD 1:4:0.0 - Authored by NO COURiER & JUNior - Have an awful day...

WiSH to contact uS?

E/Mail via WWiVNet, 'cuz we're lame, remember?

  NO COURiER --------------- WWiV 2506@36
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  The Ekrich Sausage Lip Strawberry poon spoon suhrlickra boy WWiV -,62*&3221.3
Internet: The.Ekrich.Sausage.Lip.Strawberry.poon@Spoon.suhrlickra.boy.JOKE.com

  There is no InterNet address. Give it up.




The Magical Mystery Tour... is coming to BaSH IN YOuR HEaDS...
       ...coming to BaSH IN YOuR HEaDS, BASH THEM TODaY.

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