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PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC _____ _____ ______ _____ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC / _ /\ / _ /\ /_ __/\ / ___/\ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC / ___/ // ___/ /_\/ /\_\// /\__\/ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC /_/\__\//_/\__\//_____/\ /____/\ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC \_\/ \_\/ \_____\/ \____\/ PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC
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PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC-PPiC
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PRESENTS:
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111 Commandments for PPiC T-File writers....
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Hey T-File junkies. We need your help. Please take all your mags, zip them
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up, and upload them to 29A bbs. We are trying to get a lerge file base
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going and its hard to find ALL the t-files out there. We would like to get
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the largest T file collection anywhere! Thats including Ripco. (tough act
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to follow) The board has no NUP call 24 hours, and upload away (No need
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to send any files that were on the HC.
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But anywayz. Thats the plug for the board.
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Well here goes. I don't really give a shit if you like this stuff, and
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if you don't, call the board and say something about it. hell, Even join
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the fukn T-file group and show me up constantly.. I don't really give a
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flying fuk.
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BTW: We ain't feds. log on with only your REAL ALIAS..
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Another thing. Military should be cut, those dealers can then sell me some
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kewl ass guns to play with.. Its good when they start opening up auto-matix
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So that everyday psycho's like me can get at em.
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I feel like busting a shot into some deer.
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Here goes a list of 100 things that you haveta do to be a good (and funny)
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T-file writer. (These thngs help you be creative and shit.)
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BTW: I don't follow ALL of these. About 90 of em though.
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The most important one is #100.
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1. Sit around on your ass all day.
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2. Write sick ass jokes.
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3. Write sick ass jokes and masturbate while reading them.
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4. Write sick ass jokes & have someone else jack you off.
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5. Burn Things.
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6. Burn your friends
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7. Burn your enemies.
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8. Burn Prophet.
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9. Blow Prophet up!
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10. Mix alkali's and water in Prophets face.
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11. Worship me!
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12. Worship the devil!
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13. 29A all the way!
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14. Make pornos.
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15. HAIL NO NAME!!
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16. Listen to disco while on ACiD
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17. Trip acid, then look at iCE ANSi
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18. Trip acid.
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19. Fuk a bitch.
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20. Spell Fuck fuk.
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21. Spell fucker fukr.
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22. Spell fucked fukd.
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23. Read all these lines backwords.
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24. Memorize the ascii charts.
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25. Play with ansi codes.
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26. Play with ansi codes and enjoy it.
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27. Write ansi bombs and release them ina zip on the newest NiteOwl Cd.
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28. Alt-255 is god!
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29. Write killer ass batch file games .
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30. Write killer ass batch file games that shell to nasa's computer.
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31. Open up your computer and flip switches.
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32. Move jumpers while the computer is on.
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33. Reset your computer while on a bbs.
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34. Eat T-Files.
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35. Breath T-files.
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36. Read EVERY other groups T-files.
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37. Copy ideas from everyone.
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38. Release at least 3-5 T-files per day.
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39. Get people to call Nick!
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40. Laugh at the people who call Nick.
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41. Transcribe conversations with Nick.
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42. Date 7 girls at once.
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43. Have all the girls that you date over at the same time.
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44. Make Bombs in the basement.
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45. Write 44 lines of the first thing that comes to mind.
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46. Smoke EVERYTHING!
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47. Dance with the devil!
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48. Make out with everything.
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49. Masturbate on others.
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50. Piss on the walls of the bathroom.
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51. Quack like a Duck(TM).
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52. Fail @ school and @ Work.
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53. Smoke an ounce of weed.
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54. Jump up and down in the movies.
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55. Fuk Snowballs, throw rocks instead.
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56. Break windows.
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57. Break WinDOZE.
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58. Break mainframes.
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59. Borrow other peoples cray/2 computer for the weekend.. (sorry NASA)
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60. Break EVERYTHING.
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61. Beat the shit outta stuff.
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62. Beat the shit outta cars.
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63. Beat the shit outta people.
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64. Beat the shit outta Pussy
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65. Beat the shit outta yourself.
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66. Program in Pascal.
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67. Program in Advanced Basic.
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68. Learn ASM from pascal manual.
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69. 69 69 69 69!! YES YES YES!
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70. Make fun of people.
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71. Tell Prophet to go do homework.
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72. Tell Prophet to go do someone elses Homework.
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73. Slip on stairs (On Purpose)
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74. Fall down stairs for fun.
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75. Break up relationships just to see the other one cry.
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76. Steal EVERYTHING.
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77. Go back and steal whats left.
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78. Leave donuts in a parked,locked car next to a police car.
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79. Dance with the devil in the pale moon light.
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80. JUMP UP JUMP UP AND GET DOWN!!!
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81. Call people and ask them who the fuk they are.
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82. Quit using the normal keys, use alt combos instead.
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83. Take off your space bar, so you have to use the god key Alt-255!
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84. Piss on the floor.
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85. Piss on the floor next to your computer.
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86. Tell no one your activities.
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87. Make other boards go down.
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88. Go into doors and drop carrier.
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89. Log onto bbs's with a geeks name and make kewl posts.
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90. Log on a bbs with someone elses account and delete all mail.
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91. Put @BELL@@BELL@@BELL@@BELL@ in our from line on wildcat boards!
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92. Do ansi color changes manually.
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93. Alter ansi.sys with a hex editor, and then distribute as vvvvansi.sys
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94. Write door games, and make them do kewl shit.
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95. Listen to Cypress Hill.
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96. Ban country music from your home.
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97. Barney BASH!
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98. Throw shit at barney.
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99. Hit that other stupid fukn dino.
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100! PAT NO NAME ON THE BACK FOR TYPING SHIT LIKE THIS!
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101. Call 29A and leave mail to EVERY person on the board.
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102. Tell sysops "Sure, I'll give ya the money to register it" and don't. :)
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103. Donate to yourself, and take a tax write off.
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104. Fuk someone half your age (if over 28)
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105. Make a video of you fuking someone half your age.
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106. Be rude to all users that seem lame (NiCK aka. BEAVIS)
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107. Send PPiC all the articles you own.
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108. Draw a kewl ass ansi signature and post it all over the place.
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109. Draw a kewl ass ansi signature and put it on a T-file.
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110. Draw a kewl ass ansi signature and put it on someone elses T-file.
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111. I think thats enough.
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(C)opright --==<3D> Phose Inc. <20>==-- 1994 All Rights reserved.
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PHOSE and PHREE are trademarks of PHOSE international and PHOSE incorperated.
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Blah blah blah and a bunch of other small print shit. |