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PRESENTS:
111 Commandments for PPiC T-File writers....
Hey T-File junkies. We need your help. Please take all your mags, zip them
up, and upload them to 29A bbs. We are trying to get a lerge file base
going and its hard to find ALL the t-files out there. We would like to get
the largest T file collection anywhere! Thats including Ripco. (tough act
to follow) The board has no NUP call 24 hours, and upload away (No need
to send any files that were on the HC.
But anywayz. Thats the plug for the board.
Well here goes. I don't really give a shit if you like this stuff, and
if you don't, call the board and say something about it. hell, Even join
the fukn T-file group and show me up constantly.. I don't really give a
flying fuk.
BTW: We ain't feds. log on with only your REAL ALIAS..
Another thing. Military should be cut, those dealers can then sell me some
kewl ass guns to play with.. Its good when they start opening up auto-matix
So that everyday psycho's like me can get at em.
I feel like busting a shot into some deer.
Here goes a list of 100 things that you haveta do to be a good (and funny)
T-file writer. (These thngs help you be creative and shit.)
BTW: I don't follow ALL of these. About 90 of em though.
The most important one is #100.
1. Sit around on your ass all day.
2. Write sick ass jokes.
3. Write sick ass jokes and masturbate while reading them.
4. Write sick ass jokes & have someone else jack you off.
5. Burn Things.
6. Burn your friends
7. Burn your enemies.
8. Burn Prophet.
9. Blow Prophet up!
10. Mix alkali's and water in Prophets face.
11. Worship me!
12. Worship the devil!
13. 29A all the way!
14. Make pornos.
15. HAIL NO NAME!!
16. Listen to disco while on ACiD
17. Trip acid, then look at iCE ANSi
18. Trip acid.
19. Fuk a bitch.
20. Spell Fuck fuk.
21. Spell fucker fukr.
22. Spell fucked fukd.
23. Read all these lines backwords.
24. Memorize the ascii charts.
25. Play with ansi codes.
26. Play with ansi codes and enjoy it.
27. Write ansi bombs and release them ina zip on the newest NiteOwl Cd.
28. Alt-255 is god!
29. Write killer ass batch file games .
30. Write killer ass batch file games that shell to nasa's computer.
31. Open up your computer and flip switches.
32. Move jumpers while the computer is on.
33. Reset your computer while on a bbs.
34. Eat T-Files.
35. Breath T-files.
36. Read EVERY other groups T-files.
37. Copy ideas from everyone.
38. Release at least 3-5 T-files per day.
39. Get people to call Nick!
40. Laugh at the people who call Nick.
41. Transcribe conversations with Nick.
42. Date 7 girls at once.
43. Have all the girls that you date over at the same time.
44. Make Bombs in the basement.
45. Write 44 lines of the first thing that comes to mind.
46. Smoke EVERYTHING!
47. Dance with the devil!
48. Make out with everything.
49. Masturbate on others.
50. Piss on the walls of the bathroom.
51. Quack like a Duck(TM).
52. Fail @ school and @ Work.
53. Smoke an ounce of weed.
54. Jump up and down in the movies.
55. Fuk Snowballs, throw rocks instead.
56. Break windows.
57. Break WinDOZE.
58. Break mainframes.
59. Borrow other peoples cray/2 computer for the weekend.. (sorry NASA)
60. Break EVERYTHING.
61. Beat the shit outta stuff.
62. Beat the shit outta cars.
63. Beat the shit outta people.
64. Beat the shit outta Pussy
65. Beat the shit outta yourself.
66. Program in Pascal.
67. Program in Advanced Basic.
68. Learn ASM from pascal manual.
69. 69 69 69 69!! YES YES YES!
70. Make fun of people.
71. Tell Prophet to go do homework.
72. Tell Prophet to go do someone elses Homework.
73. Slip on stairs (On Purpose)
74. Fall down stairs for fun.
75. Break up relationships just to see the other one cry.
76. Steal EVERYTHING.
77. Go back and steal whats left.
78. Leave donuts in a parked,locked car next to a police car.
79. Dance with the devil in the pale moon light.
80. JUMP UP JUMP UP AND GET DOWN!!!
81. Call people and ask them who the fuk they are.
82. Quit using the normal keys, use alt combos instead.
83. Take off your space bar, so you have to use the god key Alt-255!
84. Piss on the floor.
85. Piss on the floor next to your computer.
86. Tell no one your activities.
87. Make other boards go down.
88. Go into doors and drop carrier.
89. Log onto bbs's with a geeks name and make kewl posts.
90. Log on a bbs with someone elses account and delete all mail.
91. Put @BELL@@BELL@@BELL@@BELL@ in our from line on wildcat boards!
92. Do ansi color changes manually.
93. Alter ansi.sys with a hex editor, and then distribute as vvvvansi.sys
94. Write door games, and make them do kewl shit.
95. Listen to Cypress Hill.
96. Ban country music from your home.
97. Barney BASH!
98. Throw shit at barney.
99. Hit that other stupid fukn dino.
100! PAT NO NAME ON THE BACK FOR TYPING SHIT LIKE THIS!
101. Call 29A and leave mail to EVERY person on the board.
102. Tell sysops "Sure, I'll give ya the money to register it" and don't. :)
103. Donate to yourself, and take a tax write off.
104. Fuk someone half your age (if over 28)
105. Make a video of you fuking someone half your age.
106. Be rude to all users that seem lame (NiCK aka. BEAVIS)
107. Send PPiC all the articles you own.
108. Draw a kewl ass ansi signature and post it all over the place.
109. Draw a kewl ass ansi signature and put it on a T-file.
110. Draw a kewl ass ansi signature and put it on someone elses T-file.
111. I think thats enough.
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