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Ü Ü Ü Mighty Issue #47
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Ü Ü Û Û Ü illicit "Eat Pills"
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Û ß Û Û Û ÛÛ Liquid -By Epic
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ß ß ß ß ß ß Kollections
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Ä Ä -ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Well, it's a tough world out there. You know it as well as I do. Long
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hours with crazed co-workers... Bills to pay... Food to buy... Having to
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floss... all these things can't be good for your sanity. Existing in a world
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of tension and stress is quite difficult. We all need a way to cope.
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We need pills.
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Today, at this moment (right now, if you will), lots of people are
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searching through their medicine cabinets (or perhaps, their neighbor's
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medicine cabinets) for some tasty pills to gobble down. Pill consumption is
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on the rise everywhere.
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We need these pills. Vitamins and minerals are often packaged into
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simple pill form. These vitamins and minerals assist the body in performing
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"life tasks", like repairing cells, and growth. Pills help you grow. Even at
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the awkward age when the child can still got successfully swallow pills -
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bright, tasty, dino the dinosaur shaped, CHEWABLE pills are available to
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help. Even a baby can enjoy this form of pills, ground up into his gerber
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tapioca meal.
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Pills. Pills need to be eaten. Pills can make you sassy.
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Pills can ease your pain. In your head, your stomach, your bowels,
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your liver, your thorax, or in your soul. Pills are small, smooth, and
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pleasant to the touch. Take a few.
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Pills. Pills digesting in your stomach, releasing their energy, and
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potent chemicals throughout your body. What a rush. Think of how pills are
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used. Pills help dying people in the hospital recover to their former health.
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Pills give athletes a "boost". Pills are part of a healthy breakfast. YOUR
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KIDS WILL EAT IT. YOUR KIDS WILL EAT PILLS.
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Even Pac-Man ate pills. Think, Pac-Man, a root in our society, was a
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total consumer of pills. No one knows exactly what kind.. perhaps they
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weren't even any good, but they were pills nonetheless.
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From Ibuprofin, Riboflavin, Zoloft, and AZT to your standard generic
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buffered analgesic, we all need pills. So don't hold back. Just swallow some.
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But remember: USE AS DIRECTED. You see, if you take too many pills at one
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time, you might die, and not be able to eat any more pills. Wouldn't want
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something nasty like that to occur. Moderation in all things.
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| **** QUICK TIP **** |
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| To open "child-proof" containers, |
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| simply apply pressure to the top of |
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| the lid of the container when you twist |
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| it off. This will faciliate opening of the jar. |
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If you too want to be in on all the fun and excitement that pills
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offer, go out to your pharmacy, medicine cabinet, columbian cartel leader, or
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mommy and request some pills. Try and get purple ones if you can. Then bring
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them to your kitchen and whip up tasty meals like "PillsN'Bisquick" for a fast
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breakfast, or "FiletO'Prozac" for your lunch meal. Perhaps a "Minty PillShake"
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to wash it all down. And top it off with some "Chocolatepillswirl Custard" for
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a tempting dssert. Num Num.
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But enough about pills. Now it's time to move on to the topic of your
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body. Besides your hairy genital regions, the only part that really matters to
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you right now is your stomach. And you know what would make your stomach happy?
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I do. And I think you do too. Eat pills.
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'one pill makes you big
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the other makes you small
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and the ones your mother gives you
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don't do anything at all
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feed your head'
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GReATeNGZ go out to: All Thin Lizzy Fans, The Hardees Franchise,
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Robert Egashpoor, and Officer Stover...
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Û Û [MiLK] Information
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Û Û [MiLK] Sites:
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Û Û
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Û Û The Obloid Sphere..........(708)965-3098 [14,400]
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Û²²²²²²²²²²²Û The Asylum.................(908)914-9318 [14,400]
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Û²²²²²²²²²²²Û Violent Playground.........(908)920-2575 [14,400]
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Û²²²²²²²²²²²Û Black Dragon BBS...........(703)885-3072 [14,400]
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