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ggg "Bullshit" ggg
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$$$ by -> Trimmerhead $$$
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$$$ $$$
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$$$ (* HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #913 -- 11/30/99 *) .,$$$
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`"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
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Is there anyway that one person can master the art of bullshit?
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We all know what it is, and we all have done it, many many times. Think
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about it, you aren't quite sure what to write for a paper, what to say to
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someone, or how to do something. So what do you do? Bullshit. It's the
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obvious and most appealing thing to do. The best part is, if you are
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good at it, is when you you get away with it. But getting caught, that
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just plain sucks shit. Many people attempt bullshitting but few can
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master it. Myself, I have been rather successful with the bull. From
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6th grade to 10th grade was the training and trials. There was much
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failure along with the glory of a successful bull. For junior and senior
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year of high school, the bull seemed to flow effortlessly, as if aided
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with ex-lax. From homework and quizzes to final projects and term
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papers, 90% of all work was bullshit. Note: any non bullshit was in
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guitar class, cooking, and on a paper of my life, and possibly one math
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test where i actually knew what was goin on. anyway.
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Discussing test taking methods with a friend, we compared styles
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of level of bullshit. For my friend his tally board, called "the
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bullshit meter", is fairly simple, with certain complexities. There is a
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scale of 0 to 100% in determining bullshit. The more bullshit, thought,
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and importance of the item needing bullshit, the higher the the % value.
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For example, a multiple choice quiz would receive a meek 1/4%, a short
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answer test gets 30%, long essay getting 50% and a term paper getting
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everything and them some.
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Now, mine on the other hand is a little different. The degree of
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bullshit is determined again by 1) bullshit needed, 2) thought that would
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be required, 3) more important the event, and 4) time used to perform the
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art. But basically it is like the scoring system of the British TV show
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"Who's line is it Anyway?".
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Whatever system you use, mine, my intellectually advanced friend,
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or your own, one thing will always remain the same. BULL IS BULL and you
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can't bullshit a bullshiter.
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oh...i don't have any friends.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #913 - BY: TRIMMERHEAD - 11/30/99 ]
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