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| | "Excuse Me, Could You Remove Your Steatopygous?" | |
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Words hit as hard as a fist. With that in mind, here are 190 really
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annoying words that are sure to drive people on any board nuts. These words
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are more that 25-cent words. Try 'em on your local board today...or just
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about anywhere.
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1. Borborygm Bowel noise; The noise of a fart
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2. Hylozoism Belief that all matter has life
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3. Puzzlepate One who is bewildered by the simplest ideas
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4. Growtnoll A blockhead
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5. Puler A whiner
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6. Pottle 4 pints, A half gallon
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7. Sexcent-Billion 1 with 1,800,000,003 zeros
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8. Emesis Basin Kidney-shaped basin used in hospitals when one
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feels sick
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9. Moxiana Collecting memorabilia related to the soft drink Moxie
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10. Kalology The study of beauty
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11. Yonk An indefinitely long time
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12. Polymath One who has mastered many fields of knowledge
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13. Bollard Post ships are tied to on dock
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14. Opisthosgraphy Writing on the back of a sheet of paper
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15. Gudeons round pins on a window shade roller
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16. Spiv One who lives flashily with no visible means of support
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17. Carminative Relating to a fart; that which induces gas
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18. Rhinophonia Strong nasality in ones voice
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19. Tintinnabulation The sound of bells ringing
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20. Whit The smallest immaginable particle
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21. Anuptaphobia Fear of remaining single
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22. Cyberphobia Fear of computers and high-tech electronics
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23. Pediophobia Fear of dummies, dolls, and mannequins
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24. Theomania Belief one is god
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25. Boeotian One who opposes works of literature or art because he
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does not understand them
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26. Myrmidon One who carries out orders without hesitation or pitty
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27. Anhungary Obsolete synonmy for hungary used by Shakespeare
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28. Drumble A lazy person, drone
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29. Grimalkin A bossy old woman
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30. Lorg A stubborn and stupid person
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31. Ploot Slut
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32. Bawdstrot A procuress or prostitute
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33. Skipkennel A lackey
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34. Tufthunter Apple polisher
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35. Yazzihamper A lunkhead
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36. Mathom J.R.R. Tolkien word, The Hobbit something with no use
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but too good to throw out
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37. Whoozit A prototype widget
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38. Autolatry Worship of ones self
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39. Bardolatry Excessive worship of Shakespeare
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40. Oligopsony A market with so few people the action of one can
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effect price
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41. Pintle Pin in a door hindge
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42. J'aboubovitz Chess player who annoys his opponent by making
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constant small ajustments to the pieces, from French
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j'adoube, "I Adjust"
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43. Nork Something that appears to be grand in a store shelf,
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but looses appeal shortly after you get it
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44. Neckar Testing something in such a way to envite disaster
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45. F.U.B.A.R. Fouled Up Bayond All Recognition
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46. Orthography Art of writing words with the propper letters,
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correct spelling
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47. Orthographer One versed in orthography, one who spells
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correctialy
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48. Exalt To lift up, to praise or glorify
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49. Messiah Expected savior or liberator
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50. Thesis Proposition to be defended in an argument
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51. Cynorexia Having a dog-like appetite; insatiable
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52. Fulgurous Emitting lightning; flashing
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53. Entropy The measure of the degree of disorder in a substance
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or a system; entropy always increases and energy
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always decreases in a closed system, as the universe.
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54. Subentropic Somthing going against Entropy
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55. Pangful Suffering; full of pangs
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56. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsillicovolcanoconiosis
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A Lung disease caused by inhaling fine particles
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of silicon
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57. Floccinavcinihillipilliflication
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To estimate as worthless
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58. Euthenics Science of improving the conditions of humans by
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improving their surroundings
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59. Fabulist Euphemism for liar
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60. Facinorous Exceedingly wicked.
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61. Famulus Medieval sorcerer's assistant.
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62. Flagitious Atrocious, heinous, appallingly wicked; stronger
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than facinorous.
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63. Fopdoodle Insignificant fool.
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64. Fugleman Frontman, spokesman, or leader, cuts imposing
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figure, compels others to follow his lead.
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65. Fungible Replaceable or acceptable as a replacement for a
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similar item.
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66. Fylfot Swastika.
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67. Galactophagous Milk drinking.
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68. Gelogenic Laughter provoking.
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69. Gramercy Thank you.
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70. Hebetate To grow dull or stupid.
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71. Ineluctable Inescapable.
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72. Ingravescent Growing worse or more severe.
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73. Intumescense Swelling.
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74. Acerebral Without a brain.
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75. Alliaceous Smelling or tasting.
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76. Alliaphage Garlic or onion eater.
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77. Ante-Jentacular Pre-breakfast.
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78. Aprosexia Inability to concentrate.
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79. Aporia Public speaker's inability to begin, know what to
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say, or close.
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80. Aright Correctly.
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81. Ataraxia Absolute calm and tranquility.
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82. Battology Reiteration of same words or phrases in speech or
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writing.
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83. Belespirit Intellectually gifted person.
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84. Bellibone A woman excelling in both beauty and goodness.
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85. Boondoggle Carrying out valueless or trivial work to look as if
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one is busy.
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86. Cacophemism Opposite of euphemism; using a harsh word instead of
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a milder one.
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87. Calefacient Medicinal agent producing a feeling of warmth.
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88. Cardialgia Heartburn, indigestion.
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89. Charientism Elegantly veiled insult.
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90. Chrematophobia Fear of money.
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91. Circumforaneous Wandering from house to house.
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92. Contradistinction In contrast to say, in contradistinction to.
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93. Contraindiuated Inadvisable.
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94. Coxcomb Conceited fool.
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95. Decoction Soup.
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96. Defenestration Act of throwing something or someone out of a window.
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97. Dissight Unsightly object; eyesore.
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98. Endomorph Short, fat person.
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99. Egregious Exceptional.
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100. Equanimity Calmness; unconcern.
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101. Ergasiophobia Fear of or aversion to work.
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102. Et Hoc Genus Omne And all that sort of thing.
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103. Kopophobia Fear of exhaustion.
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104. Lapidate Stone to death.
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105. Lethologica Inability to recall the right word.
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106. Lucripetous Money-hungry.
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107. Lususnaturae A freak of nature.
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108. Macrology Long, tiresome talk.
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109. Moliminous Of great bulk or importance.
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110. Mucilage Gum, glue or paste.
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111. Multiloquous Very talkative.
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112. Mussitation Murmuring; grumbling.
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113. Nefandous Unspeakable; unutterable.
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114. Nepheligenous Producing clouds of smoke.
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115. Nescience Lack of knowledge; ignorance.
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116. Nocent Harmful.
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117. Noisome Noxious, smelly, nasty.
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118. Noyade Mass execution by drowning.
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119. Nummamorous Money-loving.
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120. Nympholespy Passionate longing for something unattainable.
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121. Oligophagous Eating only a few particular kinds of food.
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122. Oligophrenia Feeblemindedness.
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123. Oniomania Irrestible urge to buy things.
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124. Onymous Not anonymous.
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124. Oscitation Inattention.
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125. Otiose Serving no useful purpose.
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126. Palinoia Compulsive repetition of an act until it is
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performed perfectly.
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127. Paradigm Model, pattern or example.
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128. Paralogism Illogical reasoning.
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129. Pedagogy Science or art of teaching.
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130. Peradventure Perhaps.
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131. Petard Small explosive device used by engineers in medieval
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times to undermine castle fortifications.
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132. Quidnunc Gossip.
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133. Quotidian Everyday, recurring, daily, ordinary, commonplace.
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134. Rasorial Constantly scratching around in search of food.
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135. Redivivus Restored to life or liveliness.
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136. Rejectamenta Things that have been rejected as worthless.
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137. Sapid Lively; interesting.
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138. Saponaceous Soapy.
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139. Saporous Tasty; flavorsome.
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140. Sempiternal Eternal.
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141. Sermocination Practice of making speeches; preaching constantly.
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142. Solipsist One who believes that only himself exists.
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143. Spurious Not genuine.
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144. Steatopygous Fat buttocks.
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145. Stentorophonic Speaking loudly.
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146. Succe Daneum Substance resorted to when the real thing is not
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available.
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147. Teratosis Biological freak.
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148. Tergiversate To equivocate verb.
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149. Thermanasthesia Inability to feel heat or cold.
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150. Ullage Amount of liquid that falls short of filling its
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container.
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151. Umbriferous Shady.
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152. Ustulate Scorched; sunburned.
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153. Viarago Fierce, bad-tempered woman.
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154. Yellow Jack Quarantine flag.
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155. Yirn To whine; pout.
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156. Zugzwang In chess, when any of a player's moves open to him
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damage his position.
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157. Antithesis The exact opposite.
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158. Ardent Intensely enthusiastic or devoted.
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159. Arduous Difficult to do; laborous; onerous; full of
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hardships.
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160. Assuage To make less severe or burdensome; ease
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161. Bailiwick One's particular area of authority
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162. Baroque Fantastically overdecorated, gaudily ornate
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163. Blanch To turn pale.
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164. Blatant Glaringly conspicuous or obtrusive.
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167. Bombast Talk or writing that sounds grand or important but
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has little meaning; pompous language.
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168. Brash Offensively bold; pushing; impudent
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169. Candor Sharp honesty of frankness in expressing oneself.
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170. Capricious Tending to change abruptly without apparent reason;
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erratic; flighty.
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171. Caustic Cutting of sarcastic in utterance; biting
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172. Caveat A Warning
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173. Clandestine Kept secret or hidden especially for some illict
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purpose; done without the knowledge of those who
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would regulate or punish such actions.
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174. Cloying Having an excess of a quality, as sweetness or
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sentimentality, to the point of arousing distaste or
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arousing disgust.
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175. Cognoscenti People with special knowledge in a field, especially
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the arts, expert; often used with a flavor of irony.
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176. Complicity Partnership in wrongdoing.
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177. Condescending Disguising one's disdain by obvious indulgence or
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parience.
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178. Consternation Great fear or shock that makes one feel helpless or
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bewildered.
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179. Consummate Supreme; very skilled; highly expert.
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180. Conversant Familiar or acquainted with, especially as a result
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of study or experience; well versed in.
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181. Coterie A close group of people who share a common interest.
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182. Crass Grossly stupid, dull or obtuse
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183. Crescendo A gradual increase in loudness or in intensity.
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184. Cynosure Any person or thing that is a center of attention or
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interest.
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185. Debacle An overwhelming defeat or rout.
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186. Deify To make a god of; glorify; exalt or adore in an
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extreme way, idolize.
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187. Enwoman To indown someone with the qualities of a woman
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188. Pirl To spin; twist; turn
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189. Slattern A woman who is utidy in her dress, appearence, work
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190. Sobriquet A nickname; Alias
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Copyright (c) 1994 HoE Publications and Mogel. #54 --> 02/04/95
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