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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e
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Presents:
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"DroogSpeak: What We Say and Hear"
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by Diamondback (and others)
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"Stab him in the Lanzars!"
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-Phlegm
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"What? Does it look like I KNOW stuff?!?"
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-Zen
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"Gerbils." "Chickens." "Chainsaws." "GOD MODE!!!"
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-Diamondback n' Zen: typical conversation
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"Yeah...but don't hold that (our friendship) against me as a silencer
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of my views."
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-Diamondback
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"Show us your tits!"
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-Chad, Zen's cousin
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"Hi, my name is Sam."
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-Shadowmaster
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"(insert ANYTHING here), dammit."
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-Aracnia
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"I understand."
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-Diamondback
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"Good day, sir."
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-Ratt Fink
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"Is this gonna require effort?"
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-Trojan Man
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"Can I have $5?"
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-Diamondback
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"Spit on your hand, and stroke my cock at a medium pace..."
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-Adam Sandler
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"They....uhh....put me under sedation.....I wake up...my teeth all
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punched out....gums....bleeding....dripping blood.....and my....
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pants....unbuttoned.....and.....why they do this?!?....why....I
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don't understand.....AAAAAGH!!! AAAAAAAGH!!!!"
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-The Jerky Boys "Dental Malpractice"
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"Your head looks like a pumpkin."
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-Ailanthus
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"I'm goin' to DisneyLand."
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-Genaerik
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"I'm not hungry!"
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-Aracnia
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"You don't KNOW me, man!"
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-Seth the Man
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"She is a very nice girl."
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-Trojan Man
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"Cynicism isn't being a skeptic, it's reality."
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-Diamondback
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"Thingys. You know that thingy over there? You put that thingy beside
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that thingy, and you use the thingy to make the thingy. It's all about
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thingys."
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-Aracnia
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"Un bumpin on das noggin."
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-Hoggle(not really, but you guys know what I'm
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talkin' about<G>)
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"BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! THUMP! THUMP! BOOM!"
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-Zen's truck
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"Blam! Bang a lot! Zowie!"
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-Shadowmaster
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"Sounds like a personal problem."
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-Zen
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"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
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-Genaerik
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"I have no life when TRACIE's not here<whimper> <whimper>."
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-Seth the Man
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"I need a job."
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-All of us
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"I are a gradjuate."
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-Diamondback
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"The fuzzy red headed kid and the big breasted blonde woman."
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-Zen
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"Guess what, guys?!"
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-One of us
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"We don't care."
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-The rest of us
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"Your not holding up your end of the friendship."
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-Ailanthus
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"We don't care."
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-The rest of us
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"It no work, I go home."
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-Some old weird guy at the ATM machine
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"McDonalds?" "Yup."
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-Diamondback n' Zen: typical conversation
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"Wanna go coyote huntin'? Coo."
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-Billy Buckshot(ask us about this later)
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"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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-Hoggle
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"I wanna sink her pink!"
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-Chad, Zen's cousin
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"He's the man."
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-Lobo
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"I know, the BAG!"
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-Various members of the production of the 5
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minute movie, "The Bag" (c) 1994
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"[Aerik] isn't bitter, he isn't better, he's BUTTER!"
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-Lady Kirby
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"Sex."
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-All of us
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"Will you have toe sex with me?"
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-Beth da Petereater
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"Would you like to buy some rubber nee-ples?"
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-Lacey
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"(insert witty insult here)"
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-Fastjack
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"Jesus Christ is very nice, but I like Oreos..."
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-ZeePee
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"Hit that perfect beat boy, beat boy!"
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-Zen
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"You will be assim...Oo! Coke!"
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-Phlegm
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Well....there ya have it....a sloppy mess of quotes mainly thought up
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by Diamondback, with several people hunched over the monitor offering
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suggestions here n' there. Yeah.
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GwD Command Centers-
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Chaos (806)797-7501
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SysOp-Seth Sometimes (Mission Control)
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GridPoint (405)920-1347
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SysOp-Transderm-Nitro (First Conquest)
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Federation Slayers' (806)798-8168
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SysOp-Big Red Fed
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The Starchy White Boy BBS (803)###-####
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SysOp-Fastjack (Moved to South Carolina, number available soon)
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Light My Fire (806)795-4926
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SysOp-Ailanthus
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The Snake's Den (806)793-3779
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SysOp-Diamondback
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The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948
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SysOp-Longshot
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Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259
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SysOp-Brazen (Eastern Outpost)
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Club Baby Seal (817)429-4636
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SysOp-Zippy (Penile Implant Site)
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/---------------\
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copyright (c) 1994 by Diamondback of GwD Inc. :FIGHT THE POWER:
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GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo: GwD :
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All rights reserved to All That is Gangrene (Green gangs?) \---------------/
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