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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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EarthFuck
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Take me to your leader, earthling
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Or I'll atomize your face
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As if I need to waste the time
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To kill the human race.
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I need to breathe quickly
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So I don't have to care
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About all the kinds of cancer
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That I catch from this air.
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I stand in the middle of the city
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In the middle of the street.
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There are many hostile commuters
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That I really need to meet.
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I don't come here in friendship
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I don't come here in peace
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I came here for your leader
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To make my boss happy, at least.
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The police officer tried too hard
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To force me out of the street
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So I fired my weapon at his head
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It is now resting in his feet.
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I love it when I do this
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To these brave men in blue
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They think they control the world
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By giving pink papers to you?
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They are god, they are the lord
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They write down the rules you break
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Sometimes put you in restraints
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And throw you in "the tank".
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They won't do it to me today
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I'll put their heads up their ass
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But I don't have to do this much
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It was placed there in the past
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All the years I have been to this place
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It seems to be getting worse
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The Californians have taken it over
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It's the Reagan/Valley curse
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Take me to your leader, earthling
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I don't want to meet some fuck
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I've met Reagan, Quayle, and Bush
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And that should say enough.
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Your leader's are slow and boring
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Can never take them with us
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We already have Nixon's men
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Those retards are enough.
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I'm going to D.C. tomorrow
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To meet your president prick
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I might actually get off this time
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Cause I heard your king's a chick.
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Was it Hillary or Chelsea
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I really don't recall
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But I have a few hours to kill
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So I might just fuck them all
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It's better than the Kennedy's
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Bobby, John, and Ted
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They talk too slow and Ted is fat
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And two of them are dead.
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What about that Jackie girl
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I wonder if she is fun
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I really can't remember
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From all that coke and shooting gun
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Yes, I was the mystery gunner
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All alone on my grassy knoll
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The C.I.A. paid me 3 million
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As if I really liked my soul
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Killing is a hobby
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I would have done it for free
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Especially Ronald Reagan
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I'm sure Jim Brady would agree
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I'd like to give Brady head
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But he can't stand up to me
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If he started to get hard
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I'd make him wait a week
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A seven day waiting period
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I can do without
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Waiting to kill a republican?
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That's not what I'm about
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He's a strong and powerful man
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But he always needs a shove
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Shoved in front of Reagan
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Shoved down the steps of love
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Cuisanarts are to yuppies
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As Brady is to stairs
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The wheelchair is confining
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The staircase didn't care
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Take me to your leader, Earthling
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I don't think you can today
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Because your leader is that box
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You stare at and waste away
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Who is your leader now, fucker
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JUDGE ITO or Nicole Brown
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How about Snoop Doggy Dogg
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He's always "in da house".
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How about Kurtme Kobain
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He's always meant what he said
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Of course in American culture
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The best ones are shot in the head.
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Your leader is a purple thing
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Who sings dances and plays
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Who touches your kids DOWN there
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When he lures them backstage.
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He's purple, fat, and gullible
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He acts like your gay friend
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But it's over your stupid barstool
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Where your children, he will bend
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At first, there was a Mr. Rogers
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and now a PURPLE DINOSAUR!
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They TOUCH your kids and TEACH them well
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And THEN they'll fuck some more
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Take me to your leader, asshole
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So I can get some love.
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With all these stupid T.V. freaks
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Or alone with you and O.J.'s glove
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Your main leader that you love
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Even I can't bump and grind
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Because the well hung football SUPERSTAR
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Is stuck in court till the end of time
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He talks on T.V. all day
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So with him we can't lose
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Your president is brought to you by
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Freshly squeezed SIMPSON ORANGE JUICE!!
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I'm going back to my planet
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Fuck you and your T.V., too
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I'm taking Sandra Bullock with me
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She's mine! FUCK YOU KEANU!
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Why fear aliens nuking you?
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You are great for shits and grins
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You are just like a T.V. show
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Fun to watch once and again
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It takes no brains to watch you
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You don't require a remote
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Take me to your leader, Earthling?
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Sorry, Bill, your shit won't float
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Your leader doesn't grab me
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FUCK! HE DOESN'T EVEN COUNT
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As long as I can get off,
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And he gets the fuck out
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So, to Chelsea, Billy, and HER
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MAY YOU ALL ROT IN HELL
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O.J. SIMPSON IS YOUR LEADER
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AT LEAST HIS SCANDALS SELL!!!
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(edchrist, inc.)
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