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º Demented Anarchists & Malicious Malignant Inventors of Terror º
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Issue No. 4 - 501 Things I Hate - 2/3
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Well, let's start 501 thing I hate Volume 2 - 168 Thru 334.....
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168. Pants
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169. Jordan
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170. Fault Modems
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171. 286 Computers
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172. Schools
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173. France
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174. Illegal Aliens
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175. Persons who hate Rush
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176. FireHouse
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177. 720k Disks
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178. Blank Minds
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179. That the Talking Heads broke up
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180. Boredom
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181. Sabbaticals
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182. Not being able to figure out Back Rockwards
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183. 200 Dollar Basketball shoes
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184. Getting Shot
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185. Falling of buildings
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186. Having Buildings Fall on you
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187. Shooting a gun
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188. YoungBlood
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189. The Hair Club for men
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190. Nosey People
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191. Small Penises
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192. Sleep
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193. Bad Reception on TV
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194. "" "" on Radio
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195. Wigger Stations
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196. Ted Turner
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197. The JFK Bandwagon
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198. Bad Requests
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199. Death
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200. Holes
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201. Snotty People
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202. Oppression
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203. Government in general (But since We's Stuck with it, let's make do)
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204. Those who don't vote for my hero, Howard Stern
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205. Calendars
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206. That Drexell's Class was cancelled
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207. Modem Manuals
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208. 2 Dollar bills
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209. Not having a ticket stub
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210. Grumpy Smurf
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211. Empty Pop bottles
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212. Landfills
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213. The fact that Fiction means not real and Non-Fiction means real
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214. Pencil Sharpeners
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215. Desks
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216. The Cars
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217. Yugos
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218. The Amazing Discovery Show
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219. The asshole who was drunk and hit Sam Kinison's car
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220. The fact that he's gonna get off easy
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221. The fact he isn't dead yet
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222. Using The Fact in a sentence
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223. The English Language
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224. Borders
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225. The Lute
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226. Bud Lite
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227. The Smell of shit
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228. Mr. Rogers
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229. Liars
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230. The sound of flies buzzing
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231. Judge Wapner
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232. Rusty, his bailiff - Homosexual lover
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233. Garth Brooks
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(SIDE NOTE - Let me elaborate on this Garth Brooks Asshole. Garth decided to
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have a concert in a pretty small town. So, he opened the phonelines to order
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tickets. At the same time, a guys wife had a stroke, and he tried to call 911.
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But, the phone lines were overloaded, and he couldn't get thru to FUCKING 911!
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The guys wife died. The guy is suing EVERYONE. I hope he wins)
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234. Side notes
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235. Todd McFarlane, for leaving Spider-Man
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236. Burnt Seinta
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237. Pepsi's New logo
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238. Overcast days
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239. Rain
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240. Not getting paid
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241. Mowing the lawn
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242. Tambourines
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243. SpellCheckers
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244. Cardboard CD packages
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245. PhoneBooks
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246. Losing
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247. Waking up early in the morning
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248. Hunting
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249. The Hardy Boys
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250. Grids
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251. Life in general
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252. Generals
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253. The Marines
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254. Phone cords
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255. Dirt
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256. Paper
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257. Tunnel Wrists (OW)
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258. Stiff Necks
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259. Reverse Bungee Jumping (HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE!)
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260. U2
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261. Pencil Shavings
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262. Shaving Cream
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263. Vanilla Ice
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263. Heavy Things
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264. Gravity
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265. Homework
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266. Getting carded
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267. Night Clubs
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268. Grammar
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269. English Teachers
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270. Afros
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271. Small Hooters
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272. Pennies
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273. Crazy old People
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274. Ugly knives
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275. Sea Lions
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276. Car phones
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277. Trains
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278. Car Accidents
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279. Persons who commit Suicide
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280. Constructive Activities
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281. Cold Summers
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282. Overdoses
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283. Fly Swatters
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284. Samba Beats
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285. The LAPD
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286. Gnomes
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287. Gremlins
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288. Porpoises
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289. Ascending
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290. Jocks
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291. LCD displays
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292. Radio Shack displays
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293. Dares
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294. Bets
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295. Children
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296. Viruses in the wrong hands (I.E. 11 Year old "HaCKeRZ" Who will *TRY* To
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virus you if you don't give them SysOp access)
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297. Debts
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298. Hondas
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299. Bush
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300. Quayle
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301. Gore
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303. Clinton
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304. Jethro (Jethro?)
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305. Bad artists
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306. Another Bad Creation (Name sez it all, huh.)
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307. Pause
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308. Contraception
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309. AiDS
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310. Cancer
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311. Phone Plugs
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312. Ear plugs
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313. Realism
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314. The person(s) who shot Andy Warhol
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315. "" "" John Lennon
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316. "" "" JFK
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317. The Fact I'm missing Lollapalooza 92
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318. The Fact I'm angry at the world
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319. Coffee
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320. Those inserts in magazines
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321. Forgetting Stuff
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322. Dragons
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323. Legends
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333. People who hate AD&D
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334. Bikes
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335. Logic
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336. Having to pay for shit
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337. 6 bucks to get in at the movies
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338. Wires
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339. The heat
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340. The cold
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341. The lukewarmness
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342. "Family" outings
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343. Dysfunctional Families
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344. Stupidity
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Well, That was GREAT. Let's go for part 3!
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COMING SOON (They's about to burst!) From Me:
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100-300 (Need to decide a number) Things I'm afraid of
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152 things I like
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And more stuff.
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And now, we end wid a joke....
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What's the worst thing a bride can say after her wedding night?
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"Boy, am I glad I didn't throw my vibrator away!
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<DAMMiT>
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"Eh?"
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º For the Latest DAMMiT Stuff, Do Call These Boards: º
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º Death's Gate º(313) 591-0802 º 16.8 º Hacker º Dist. Site º
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º Seven Seconds º(313) 344-2977 º 14.4 º Grave Walker º Dist. Site º
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