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Issue No. 4 - 501 Things I Hate - 2/3
Well, let's start 501 thing I hate Volume 2 - 168 Thru 334.....
168. Pants
169. Jordan
170. Fault Modems
171. 286 Computers
172. Schools
173. France
174. Illegal Aliens
175. Persons who hate Rush
176. FireHouse
177. 720k Disks
178. Blank Minds
179. That the Talking Heads broke up
180. Boredom
181. Sabbaticals
182. Not being able to figure out Back Rockwards
183. 200 Dollar Basketball shoes
184. Getting Shot
185. Falling of buildings
186. Having Buildings Fall on you
187. Shooting a gun
188. YoungBlood
189. The Hair Club for men
190. Nosey People
191. Small Penises
192. Sleep
193. Bad Reception on TV
194. "" "" on Radio
195. Wigger Stations
196. Ted Turner
197. The JFK Bandwagon
198. Bad Requests
199. Death
200. Holes
201. Snotty People
202. Oppression
203. Government in general (But since We's Stuck with it, let's make do)
204. Those who don't vote for my hero, Howard Stern
205. Calendars
206. That Drexell's Class was cancelled
207. Modem Manuals
208. 2 Dollar bills
209. Not having a ticket stub
210. Grumpy Smurf
211. Empty Pop bottles
212. Landfills
213. The fact that Fiction means not real and Non-Fiction means real
214. Pencil Sharpeners
215. Desks
216. The Cars
217. Yugos
218. The Amazing Discovery Show
219. The asshole who was drunk and hit Sam Kinison's car
220. The fact that he's gonna get off easy
221. The fact he isn't dead yet
222. Using The Fact in a sentence
223. The English Language
224. Borders
225. The Lute
226. Bud Lite
227. The Smell of shit
228. Mr. Rogers
229. Liars
230. The sound of flies buzzing
231. Judge Wapner
232. Rusty, his bailiff - Homosexual lover
233. Garth Brooks
(SIDE NOTE - Let me elaborate on this Garth Brooks Asshole. Garth decided to
have a concert in a pretty small town. So, he opened the phonelines to order
tickets. At the same time, a guys wife had a stroke, and he tried to call 911.
But, the phone lines were overloaded, and he couldn't get thru to FUCKING 911!
The guys wife died. The guy is suing EVERYONE. I hope he wins)
234. Side notes
235. Todd McFarlane, for leaving Spider-Man
236. Burnt Seinta
237. Pepsi's New logo
238. Overcast days
239. Rain
240. Not getting paid
241. Mowing the lawn
242. Tambourines
243. SpellCheckers
244. Cardboard CD packages
245. PhoneBooks
246. Losing
247. Waking up early in the morning
248. Hunting
249. The Hardy Boys
250. Grids
251. Life in general
252. Generals
253. The Marines
254. Phone cords
255. Dirt
256. Paper
257. Tunnel Wrists (OW)
258. Stiff Necks
259. Reverse Bungee Jumping (HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE!)
260. U2
261. Pencil Shavings
262. Shaving Cream
263. Vanilla Ice
263. Heavy Things
264. Gravity
265. Homework
266. Getting carded
267. Night Clubs
268. Grammar
269. English Teachers
270. Afros
271. Small Hooters
272. Pennies
273. Crazy old People
274. Ugly knives
275. Sea Lions
276. Car phones
277. Trains
278. Car Accidents
279. Persons who commit Suicide
280. Constructive Activities
281. Cold Summers
282. Overdoses
283. Fly Swatters
284. Samba Beats
285. The LAPD
286. Gnomes
287. Gremlins
288. Porpoises
289. Ascending
290. Jocks
291. LCD displays
292. Radio Shack displays
293. Dares
294. Bets
295. Children
296. Viruses in the wrong hands (I.E. 11 Year old "HaCKeRZ" Who will *TRY* To
virus you if you don't give them SysOp access)
297. Debts
298. Hondas
299. Bush
300. Quayle
301. Gore
303. Clinton
304. Jethro (Jethro?)
305. Bad artists
306. Another Bad Creation (Name sez it all, huh.)
307. Pause
308. Contraception
309. AiDS
310. Cancer
311. Phone Plugs
312. Ear plugs
313. Realism
314. The person(s) who shot Andy Warhol
315. "" "" John Lennon
316. "" "" JFK
317. The Fact I'm missing Lollapalooza 92
318. The Fact I'm angry at the world
319. Coffee
320. Those inserts in magazines
321. Forgetting Stuff
322. Dragons
323. Legends
333. People who hate AD&D
334. Bikes
335. Logic
336. Having to pay for shit
337. 6 bucks to get in at the movies
338. Wires
339. The heat
340. The cold
341. The lukewarmness
342. "Family" outings
343. Dysfunctional Families
344. Stupidity
Well, That was GREAT. Let's go for part 3!
COMING SOON (They's about to burst!) From Me:
100-300 (Need to decide a number) Things I'm afraid of
152 things I like
And more stuff.
And now, we end wid a joke....
What's the worst thing a bride can say after her wedding night?
"Boy, am I glad I didn't throw my vibrator away!
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