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º Demented Anarchists & Malicious Malignant Inventors of Terror º
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Issue #3 - 501 Things I Hate - 1/3
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By: Sir Robin and Madcap
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Well, Kiddies, This is 501 things I Hate - Part one: 1 Thru 167...
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1. Politicians
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2. Cracked Cassette Tape Cases
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3. Flat Sodas
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4. Reruns
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5. CBS Morning News
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6. ABC, for cancelling The Dennis Miller Show
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7. Willard Scott
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8. Johnny Carson
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9. The Ten O-Clock News
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10. Pink
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11. Holes in the Road
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12. Cheap Stereos
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13. Paper Cuts
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14. Old Security Guards
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15. Prodigy
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16. Classical Music that's Boring
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17. Burnt out Lights
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18. Assholes
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19. Dirty Asses
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20. Cheap Movies
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21. Road Construction
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22. Dead Skunks
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23. Bees
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24. Ants
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25. Wiggers
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26. Nerds
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27. Ben Foder???? (Madcap, who the HELL is Ben Foder?)
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28. People who are Too Crazy (I hate myself!)
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29. Normal People
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30. Sewers
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31. J.A.P.s (Jewish American Princes/Princesses)
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32. Bitches (On second thought...)
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33. Salt Water
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34. Soft Core Rap
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35. Country Music
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36. Top 40 Music
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37. VH-1
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38. That stupid MTV logo that appears during videos
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39. That Stupid VH-1 Logo
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40. Gotta Have it Cards
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41. Old People who fart loudly
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42. Smelling
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43. People who tell bad Star Trek jokes
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44. Shit
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45. The Energizer Bunny
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46. Uruguay
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47. Computer Manuals
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48. Printers that mess Up
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49. OS/2
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50. Bombs that don't blow up
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51. People that JUST WON'T DIE!
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52. Iraq
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53. George Michael
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54. Construction Sites
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55. Butt Cracks
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56. Chick that are not Anarchists (Hey, That was Madcap's idea)
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57. c00l DoODz WHo THinK ThEY'Re RaD!
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58. Lamers
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59. Anti-IRA People (MadCap Again, What a Crazy Fucker)
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60. My Spleen
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61. KY-Jelly (Too Slippery... JUST KIDDING)
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62. KFC
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63. Kriss Kross... That makes me Sick! Sick!
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64. People who point out EVERY LITTLE GODDAM MISTAKE!
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65. Stupid People
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66. Hostages
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67. Dictators
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68. Senators
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69. Ma Bell
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70. Congressmen
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71. Edison Companies
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72. Taco Bell Commercials
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73. Little Richard
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74. Pocket Calculators
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75. Commadores
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76. People who DON'T GET THE FUCKING FACT THAT ELVIS IS DEAD!
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77. People who hate V.a.S.
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78. TrackBalls
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79. Wally Ball
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80. Racquet Ball
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81. Golf Pants
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82. Divots
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83. Dick Tracy
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84. Madonna (SLUT SLUT!.. Well, actually....)
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85. Cauliflower
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86. Icky Tasting Stuff
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87. Stew
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88. Wankle Rotary Engines
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89. Cheap School Stuff
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90. Waking Up
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91. Fake Dew
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92. Gas Station Bathrooms
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93. Kewl Spelled Correctly
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94. D.C. Comics
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95. Washington D.C.
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96. McDonalds
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97. Fonts
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98. Reader's Digest
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99. BandSaws
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100. Flits
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101. Phonies
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102. Mistakes
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103. Library Fines
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104. 2400 Baud
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105. Easy Listing Music
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106. Beer Commercials
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107. Neil Diamond
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108. Nuns
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109. Marky Mark
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110. Folk Singers
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111. New Kids on the (Chopping) Block
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112. Michael Bolton
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113. Remakes of Old Songs
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114. Michael Jackson
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115. The Ambassador Bridges
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116. Toll Booths
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117. Highways
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118. Cops
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119. Clowns
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120. Mimes
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121. Flat Chested Women
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122. Over-Protective Mothers
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123. Keys
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124. Locked Doors
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125. Motels
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126. Chips (Ya know, the show?)
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127. Kids Day
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128. CGA Monitors
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129. Notepads
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130. TV Wrestling
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131. Broken Tendons
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132. Hernias
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133. Tax Men
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134. Japanese Cars
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135. Jimmy Hoffa
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136. Jeep Wrangler Commercials
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137. Sir Mix-A-Lot's Version of the awesome Song "Iron Man"...
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138. People
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139. School Dances
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140. En Vouge
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141. Hammer
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142. Dennis Rodman, for being a Quitter
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143. Indecision
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144. Gun's & Roses Concert "Performance"
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145. Tapes
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146. 8-track
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147. Records
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148. Dot Matrix Printers
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149. 5 1/4 Disks
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150. Al Sharpton
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151. Cigarettes
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152. Smokers
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153. Faults
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154. Traverse City
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155. Bear Traps
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156. Drunk Drivers
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157. Catholic Schools
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158. 60 Year old Guys TRYING to make a comeback Singing/Playing Sports
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159. The Olympic Triple-Cast
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160. Hole Punchers
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161. Disk Cases
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162. Soda Cans
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163. 7-11
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164. 7-up
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165. Pesticides
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166. Help
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167. Lame BBSes
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That concludes Part 1. Have fun, and see if our Tastes Are alike
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Let's End with a prayer
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Dear God -
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Kill Silas Sperling, Head (Giver) of the hair club 4 men.
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Also kill all evangelists... Especially Robert Tilton....
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Amen to all that shit.
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<Sir Robin '92>
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"The radar sir.... It's JAMMED!"
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