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Issue #3 - 501 Things I Hate - 1/3
By: Sir Robin and Madcap
Well, Kiddies, This is 501 things I Hate - Part one: 1 Thru 167...
1. Politicians
2. Cracked Cassette Tape Cases
3. Flat Sodas
4. Reruns
5. CBS Morning News
6. ABC, for cancelling The Dennis Miller Show
7. Willard Scott
8. Johnny Carson
9. The Ten O-Clock News
10. Pink
11. Holes in the Road
12. Cheap Stereos
13. Paper Cuts
14. Old Security Guards
15. Prodigy
16. Classical Music that's Boring
17. Burnt out Lights
18. Assholes
19. Dirty Asses
20. Cheap Movies
21. Road Construction
22. Dead Skunks
23. Bees
24. Ants
25. Wiggers
26. Nerds
27. Ben Foder???? (Madcap, who the HELL is Ben Foder?)
28. People who are Too Crazy (I hate myself!)
29. Normal People
30. Sewers
31. J.A.P.s (Jewish American Princes/Princesses)
32. Bitches (On second thought...)
33. Salt Water
34. Soft Core Rap
35. Country Music
36. Top 40 Music
37. VH-1
38. That stupid MTV logo that appears during videos
39. That Stupid VH-1 Logo
40. Gotta Have it Cards
41. Old People who fart loudly
42. Smelling
43. People who tell bad Star Trek jokes
44. Shit
45. The Energizer Bunny
46. Uruguay
47. Computer Manuals
48. Printers that mess Up
49. OS/2
50. Bombs that don't blow up
51. People that JUST WON'T DIE!
52. Iraq
53. George Michael
54. Construction Sites
55. Butt Cracks
56. Chick that are not Anarchists (Hey, That was Madcap's idea)
57. c00l DoODz WHo THinK ThEY'Re RaD!
58. Lamers
59. Anti-IRA People (MadCap Again, What a Crazy Fucker)
60. My Spleen
61. KY-Jelly (Too Slippery... JUST KIDDING)
62. KFC
63. Kriss Kross... That makes me Sick! Sick!
64. People who point out EVERY LITTLE GODDAM MISTAKE!
65. Stupid People
66. Hostages
67. Dictators
68. Senators
69. Ma Bell
70. Congressmen
71. Edison Companies
72. Taco Bell Commercials
73. Little Richard
74. Pocket Calculators
75. Commadores
76. People who DON'T GET THE FUCKING FACT THAT ELVIS IS DEAD!
77. People who hate V.a.S.
78. TrackBalls
79. Wally Ball
80. Racquet Ball
81. Golf Pants
82. Divots
83. Dick Tracy
84. Madonna (SLUT SLUT!.. Well, actually....)
85. Cauliflower
86. Icky Tasting Stuff
87. Stew
88. Wankle Rotary Engines
89. Cheap School Stuff
90. Waking Up
91. Fake Dew
92. Gas Station Bathrooms
93. Kewl Spelled Correctly
94. D.C. Comics
95. Washington D.C.
96. McDonalds
97. Fonts
98. Reader's Digest
99. BandSaws
100. Flits
101. Phonies
102. Mistakes
103. Library Fines
104. 2400 Baud
105. Easy Listing Music
106. Beer Commercials
107. Neil Diamond
108. Nuns
109. Marky Mark
110. Folk Singers
111. New Kids on the (Chopping) Block
112. Michael Bolton
113. Remakes of Old Songs
114. Michael Jackson
115. The Ambassador Bridges
116. Toll Booths
117. Highways
118. Cops
119. Clowns
120. Mimes
121. Flat Chested Women
122. Over-Protective Mothers
123. Keys
124. Locked Doors
125. Motels
126. Chips (Ya know, the show?)
127. Kids Day
128. CGA Monitors
129. Notepads
130. TV Wrestling
131. Broken Tendons
132. Hernias
133. Tax Men
134. Japanese Cars
135. Jimmy Hoffa
136. Jeep Wrangler Commercials
137. Sir Mix-A-Lot's Version of the awesome Song "Iron Man"...
138. People
139. School Dances
140. En Vouge
141. Hammer
142. Dennis Rodman, for being a Quitter
143. Indecision
144. Gun's & Roses Concert "Performance"
145. Tapes
146. 8-track
147. Records
148. Dot Matrix Printers
149. 5 1/4 Disks
150. Al Sharpton
151. Cigarettes
152. Smokers
153. Faults
154. Traverse City
155. Bear Traps
156. Drunk Drivers
157. Catholic Schools
158. 60 Year old Guys TRYING to make a comeback Singing/Playing Sports
159. The Olympic Triple-Cast
160. Hole Punchers
161. Disk Cases
162. Soda Cans
163. 7-11
164. 7-up
165. Pesticides
166. Help
167. Lame BBSes
That concludes Part 1. Have fun, and see if our Tastes Are alike
Let's End with a prayer
Dear God -
Kill Silas Sperling, Head (Giver) of the hair club 4 men.
Also kill all evangelists... Especially Robert Tilton....
Amen to all that shit.
<Sir Robin '92>
"The radar sir.... It's JAMMED!"
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