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OPEN LETTER TO CHINA: You Can Hack Me
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But you'll NEVER break me. Not even
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my drILL SergeAnts could do that.
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s/
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marco
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Cliff Hillegass is dead. Long live Hillegass.
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Hillegass, founder of Cliffs Notes was 83.
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(_ _)_
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(_) (_)(_) (_) (_)`\____)(____/
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"This ain't no party
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This ain't no disco
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This ain't no foolin' around
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No time for dancin'
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Or lovey dovey
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I ain't got time for that now...."
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--Talking Heads
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"Life During Wartime"
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from Stop Making Sense
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Hi, I'm Prime Anarchist and this is issue 274 of
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the 'zine. Are you C'ing the phull mune? It's
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nice. It's always nice. 0105070239
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"Do you think the moon ever overflows?" she
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asks me.
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And in the middle of the night you say nothing.
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Just, "yeah sure. uh huh." Go back to bed.
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Well, it's Official.
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According to the Boston Globe, McDonalds has been
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using beef extract all along.
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The fast-food giant, who many environmentalists
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and vegetarians believe is a menace to society, has
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been saying since 1990 that its fries are cooked in
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pure vegetable oil, using "potatoes, partially
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hydrogenated soybean oil and 'natural flavor.'"
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What they conveniently fail to tell anyone is
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that the 'natural flavor' comes from beef. The only
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way to find that out is to contact a McDonald's
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customer-satisfaction representative. If you do,
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they'll tell you honestly what's in it and ask you
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to please not make a fuss.
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Many people who've written to the "customer
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satisfaction" department for many reasons including
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meat issues have just received a form letter and
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coupons for meals to come.
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This author once wrote in simply, "your food
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just plain sucks, and I don't think I'll ever eat
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at a McRestaurant anymore," and received four
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coupons for a full meal* at any store.
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*full meal, of course meaning big mac, biggie
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fries and biggiewiggie drink with no substitutions
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allowed.
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Not able or willing to use them, the author posted
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them up on a bulletin board near a laundromat.
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This morning's Boston Globe article about a Class
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Action suit beginning against McDonalds corp., says
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that McDonalds believes using "natural flavor" as a
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synonym for beef extract is within federal Food and
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Drug Administration guidelines. If that's true,
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vegetarians would be wise to check each and every
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processed food they buy.
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I'll end this quoting the Globe a little because
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the ending to THEIR article is good. Real good.
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Harish Bharti, the Seattle lawyer who filed the suit
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against McDonald's Tuesday, said "McDonald's contention
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that the information was available to people if they had
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only asked is insulting.
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"Not only did they deceive these people," he said. "Now
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they are claiming that all these people were deceived because
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they were stupid. This adds insult to injury."
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#'s
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http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=39236&group=webcast
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http://coursesa.matrix.msu.edu/~hst306/documents/huron.html
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http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=38603
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http://www.straightgoods.com/Pearson/010507.asp
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http://www.2600.org/news/display.shtml?id=293
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http://www.bluecorncomics.com/latuff.htm
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http://flag.blackened.net/ati/jenna.jpg
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http://www.nettwerked.net/K1ine_13.txt
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http://www.necessarydissent.org
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http://www.gaspricewatch.com
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http://www.plumvillage.org
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http://www.jumpingtheshark.com
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http://www.pieman.org/60smidis.htm
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http://www.geocities.com/malatestaleague
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http://misnomer.editthispage.com/narcissism
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http://216.39.161.171/Abbie/html/abbie_links.html
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http://flag.blackened.net/wwwthreads/wwwthreads.php
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http://www.cornboy.com/hst/gallery/articles/foot.html
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http://www.indyweek.com/durham/2000-05-10/music_toc.html
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http://www.student.ocad.on.ca/student/1999_2000/stevan_plavsa/ftaa/index.html
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o ooooo
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o o o o We take up less space;
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o o o o oo
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o o o o And say twice as much.
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o o o ooo
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ATI!
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& LETTUCE - 4 You 2 cONsumE
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Fm: Accounting
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To: ALL STAFF
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Subj: muffins
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As of today, meeting muffins will be for client consumption
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only. And when possible, encourage them to go "halvsies"
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with one another.
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Onward and upward
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-the Mgt.
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:
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to: marco
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It was perfect! [about a poem in ati]
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Michael
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- -
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:
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Marco:
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Going through my old notebooks, and I
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found the list of songs off the Waffle
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House jukebox. Thought you'd want it.
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J.
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WAFFLE HOUSE SONGS
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1. Waffle House Family I/II
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2. Waffle House Home I/II
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3. I'm Cooking at the Waffle House
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4. There's a Special Lady at the Waffle House
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5. Good Food Fast
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6. Wafflee Doo-Wop
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7. Waffle House Thank You
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8. We're Dedicated
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9. We're Gonna Push
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10. What Can We Do
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11. Overdoing
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12. It's Waffle House Time
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13. Why Would You Eat Grits Anyplace Else
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14. I'm Going Back to the Waffle House
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15. I Like What I See at Waffle House
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16. 844,739 Ways to Eat a Hamburger at Waffle House
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17. What Remains
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18. Life is Like a Cup of Coffee
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19. Saturday Night at My Place
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20. They've Got a Coke for Me
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21. Waffle House Hashbrowns (I Love You)
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22. I Feel Good (at the Waffle House)
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23. There are Raisins in My Toast
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24. Happy Birthday
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[snip]
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[ed note: quick, where's the barf bag]
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http://www.mp3.com/creamedcorn
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http://www.mp3.com/nakedalbert
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http://www.mp3.com/arigonstarr
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http://www.mp3.com/ClayWalnum
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ATI - has been phormatted perfectly pfor
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your palm-pilot since prior to the 90's.
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"He wanted to know if he would be in the book
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because if so he might have problems. The Deputy
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Directorate of Operations had just assigned him
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to a course in Latin American studies at the
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University of Wisconsin. He would be starting
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next September, the first DDO operations officer
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in living memory to be sent for graduate study.
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He would have to keep up his State Department
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cover while there, and obviously it would be
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blown if I mentioned him."
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--from Philip Agee's "On The Run"
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A caller on Milwaukee's "Waddya Know" radio show
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suggested that they clone former UN General
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Secretary Butrous Butrous Gali, so you could
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have Butrous Butrous Butrous Butrous Gali Gali.
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\Dream\
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\ \
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Subway Sandwich Shop. I'm "assistant manager's assistant."
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Higher wages, no benefits. They drop me down to two shifts
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a week.
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During my lunch break I call NPR's business department
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and help pay for four anti-globalism ads.
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"Hello, Subway," the assistant manager answers the phone.
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"Why?
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"But he's my best worker, and all the lower employees
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like and trust him.
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"OK boss. You know what's best for the company. It's as
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good as done."
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She removes me from the schedule and doesn't say a word
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about it. Tries to be as nice, albeit distant, as she can
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to me for the rest of my shift.
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"Bye," she says, "see you tomorrow?"
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"Alright, goodbye," I say, "be a good person," at the
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end of my last shift.
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Cambridge Confrontation
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STRIKE '69 - LIVING WAGE '01
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You definitely won't need a weatherman to know which
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way this wind blows. In southern new england it's
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going from Boston to NYC. And that's usually a large
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storm.
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"It's like Berkeley in the '60s where an action can resonate
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across the country," said Mark Engler at 27 West 44th St NYC
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where Harvard Alum are giving some NY "ground support" to
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Boston's Living Wage Campaign. "This is something that could
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be one of those signs of the times."
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Engler (Class of '98) has been involved in anti-sweatshop
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and living wage campaigns for the past five years. He hopes
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the current battle at Harvard will have a galvanizing effect
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on campuses across the country. They've been locked down
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inside Massachussetts Hall for a couple weeks now. They
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finally rated television and other corporate media coverage
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for a couple days now.
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Yesterday I traded some records here in Wisconsin at one of
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my favorite used record stores. Metro Records. Lots of hip-
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hop and house, trance and drums, but lots of folky stuff too.
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Along with my trade I bought a Buddah 2 Record set. Now
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you might know Buddah mostly for their highest prophet in
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the 60's, Melanie Safka. Yeah, she's the one who told us
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we have brand new rollerskates and she's got a brand new
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key; and she also asked us to look what they did to her song.
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Well this record has Charles Osgood interviewing Harvard
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Corporation officials and offsets that against interviews
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with members of Students for a Democratic Society when,
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on April 9, 1969 they seized University Hall to support
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their demands.
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1969. Nothing's changed since, has it? Well, little.
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Here's what Kenneth Jost had to say about it way back
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then. He was WHRB's Managing Editor.
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Cries had erupted at Berkeley, at Columbia, San Francisco
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State, but many people felt that it couldn't happen at
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Harvard. During the winter of 1968-69, however tensions
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rose as the Harvard Administration and the Students for a
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Democratic Society came into repeated conflicts. Then, on
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April 9, the radicals seized University Hall student radio
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station, WHRB-FM. These sounds capture the emotional
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reaction, the shock that followed the seizure, the outrage
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that followed the police bust the next day. Emotions played
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a vital part in determining the actions of all the groups
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in the crisis: students, faculty, and administration. Yet
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the striking aspect of that emotionalism was the extent to
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which it was channeled into constructive discussion about
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the larger issues which lay behind the crisis: the university's
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ties with the military, the university's relationship with the
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community, the distribution of power within the university,
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and -- most importantly -- the university's role in dealing
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with such problems as Vietnam, poverty, racism. If Harvard's
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crisis proved anything, it proved that even in emotional
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times people can reason together if they try. That fact
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alone should provide some optimism for the future.
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This year's most newsworthy issue is a living wage for
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Harvard Corporation's hourly employees. But that connects
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so many other issues also doesn't it? Sweatshops, the war
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on drugs, round-up getting into our drinking water, what
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else?
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They say they don't plan on directly addressing issues
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surrounding Sodexho Marriott's abuse of the new growing
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US prison labor movement until after they've won this
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living wage issue first.
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It's gonna be a long storm, and I mostly just want
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to know how many times Crimson students will have
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sung "We Shall Not Be Moved."
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A T I T A K E S A L O O K A T :
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THE LIGHTER SIDE OF SPAM
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The phollowing spams have been sent to alt.2600.414
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from April 4 - May 4. [alphabetized by subject]
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Send blogs, cogs and pol(l)ywogs to: ati@etext.org
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Webby nominations and libellous gossip about CNN,
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AP and Fox's Shephard Smith should be directed to:
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lutenist@geocities.com
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get the 'zine in marked up form (custom
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made - each one unique!) at:
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We end with a poem by breed and it's titled:
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GUARDIANS OF THE EMPIRE
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big bosomed popstars
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pedaling ultra corporate images of coolness and sex appeal
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for the sole purpose of selling soft drinks
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thirty-second bursts of eye and ear candy
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featuring steroid toned men and anorexic women
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designed to make you feel bad about yourself
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so you will buy the latest fragrance from Calvin Klein
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news gives the straight story
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as long as it doesn't conflict with the corporate
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agenda
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lives lived vicariously
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through dramas, sit-coms, soaps
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wanna be like mike
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love, popularity, and personal strength
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now come in disposable containers
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but don't dare challenge this
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the greatest of empires
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our ideas are holy and our intention just
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"we are the hollow men"
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we will disney-fy the world
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and lend it a helping Big Mac
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"we are the stuffed men"
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we will give you the dead things
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in return for the live things
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"our dried voices, when we whisper together"
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we will give you a T.V.
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in return for your culture
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"are quiet and meaningless"
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and if you should disagree
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we have plenty of ways to deal with you
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"the dead land"
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gas, and spin
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and the killers of men
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"violent souls, but only as the hollow men, the
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stuffed men"
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don't tell us of your wonderful dream
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if it doesn't fit in with profit
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it is no dream at all
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"this is cactus land"
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Our capital, our possession are dearer to
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"the hollow men"
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"the stuffed men"
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are dearer to us, than your
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"headpiece filled with straw"
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your measly dre...
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"and voices are"
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dreams
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we will go on wi....
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"and voices are"
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rising
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capital, democracy
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can't you see we'll give you democracy
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"and voices are"
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in the distance rising
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democracy, see we're not so bad
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we're.....
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"and voices are"
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in the distance rising against the rule
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of hollow images and their masters
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we'll give you a VCR....
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"and voices are"
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in the distance rising against the tyrant
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the dollar in all its forms
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the tank and the rifle
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are doomed to die
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this is the way the world begins
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this is the way the world begins
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not with a whimper
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but a shout
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feedback? ati@etext.org |