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Live! From Untied Airline's trouble-diversion
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facility in Bangor, ME. It's ATI. Activist
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Tie-em-down-and-shIppem-to-bangor.
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AA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII
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A A TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII
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AA AA TT II
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AAAA 2 TT 1 II 0
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AA AA TT II
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AA AA TT II
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AA AA TT IIIIIIII
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AA AA TT IIIIIIII
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C I N
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T M C
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I E !
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V S
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.......
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.Issue.
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.210!!.
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.......
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That's it! One more download and I'll kill -9 you.
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Prime Anarchist here, with your E-Disney Whirrled Millienius
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Super-E-Bowl Y-who-K coverage.
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One full year of Edward James Olmos and Christina Aguilera's
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Cher-like synclaviered voice? Did I hear right? Or was that more
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like a full year of Walt Chizzly World pageantry, while Olmos and
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Aguilera speak on its behalf for 5 minutes tonite.
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Enrique Iglesias. Bringing the lip sync to a whole new height.
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Or was that low't?
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A cantata for the birth/death/age-coming of lucifer, let me say!
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Let's celebrate with a cross between ballet and JarJar Banks leading
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an army of colorful costumes through a regimented nightmare like no
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other. "War rehersal" is the only way I can describe this moment!
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Paving the way for the king of fraud himself. Not a Pheonix,
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no - a genesis if you will. Beating the drum for a tyrannical
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high-tech splendorifically orchestrated sound-orgy, movement
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and much pagentry. A parade on a giant stage. The man behind
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the curtain comes out - Feck! it's Phil. Gee, Phil. Collins
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We bring death to life for good. No, GE! I'll pretend to believe
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in all this for the forum. Music? Drama? Don't get me started.
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Ask my opinion it's one big phallic mind-meld.
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& Now a Quick Suspension Of Disbelief:
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If the Dalai Lama put on a HUMONGOUS
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EVENT in Peru it might be the Dilly
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at Lima.
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But dad! I don't WANNA do plastic. I know Uncle Fester believes
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in it, but after I graduate I want something real. I wanna dance.
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I must dance. Gracefully, dad. I wanna dance like Barishnikof. Make
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hundreds of little groupiebabies on every continent in the world.
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Drive around in a Ferari. Buy hundred dollar bottles of port. Bright
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lights big whoop-ti-do, it's Michael J.A.B.C. for Tupperware. Or was
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that Fox? It's Fox Tupperware for E-Disney. Go. Go. Go! Oh noooooo!
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Spin this, Michael!
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OK. Touchy question - who's the token black female vocalist?
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Go Disn-e, go Disn-e. "Toni Braxton," she whispers my way. Toni?
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She looked terrified, but she wore it well. I guess I gotta get
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back into R&B for a while - I been out of it. Didn't even know it
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was her. Where's Tyson and his prime rib?
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She really held promise for singing despite teleprompters, ear-
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phones, lip sync, masking tape, smoke and mirrors.
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And you know what I got a sense of? Singing. She heard actual
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music somewhere. I could feel it. She actually HEARD music. Presented
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it to us. Wow. OK, she's no Dar Williams, but still. A voice. Let her
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rant. She's onto it. God knows Christina and Riki weren't listening to
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each OTHER a' tall!!! Enrique was busily staring at an unbeknownst
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barely legal's breasts; and she? She had that look on her whole face
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of "Oh. My. God. A hunk. I'm. Gonna. Faint." If she flits her eyes one
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more time:
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I ' M gonna pass out.
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Mountain Dew, the queen of soft drinks. Scara DEW'ch, Scara
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DEW'ch can you do the Dew Dew do. KForce.com for your temporary
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full-time needs. Got benefits? We're NOT Kelly Girl! Day labor
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meets the world wide web. Information super Buy way.
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I know, let's move the Bears to Alabama and the Patriots to New
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Mexico and then next year they can SuperBowl each other after going
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through the motions. Oh, and who sang the War-Strangled-Phantom?
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Oh and how much is a minute this year? Did it climb up over
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$2M like I predicted??
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Awww, lookie. A new horse for a new beer for a new Superbowl for
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a new Millenium. Yup. Justin Morgan had a copyright infringement.
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THIS TELECAST OWNED EXCLUSIVELY BY THE MF L. ANY DVD'S CABLE MODEMS
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OR REALVIDEOS WILL HAVE TO LISTEN TO 36 HOURS OF BOB SEGER'S "OLD
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TIME ROCK N ROLL" IN ONE SITTING.
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Mission to mars moves to mondays this march, from the makers of
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movies.
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Fliks-R-Us.
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Hey Leslie. Nice green Republican evening gown. Methinks you've
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got higher shoulder pads than Blane Bishop. Raisa Gorbachev's got
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nothing on you, girlfrien...
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Sorry Christina - hate 2 break it 2 ya. High E above C is NOT the
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note that changed your life.
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Wehh! Wehh! Wrong answer. The note what changed YOUR life was more
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like a whole stack of 50's - one each in the palms of our hands.
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Nope. Nu uh. Payola didn't die, it just started outreach in
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kiddyporn land. Walt Disney World.
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Where the word S-E-X is not just a subliminal; it's an art
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form. Science.
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Moolah!
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The stuff that dreams are made of.
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Herd of cats? http://www.eds.com Wait a minute! That was
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a fun ad. Holding interest? Educating? Informing? Entertaining?
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Did somebody say "real ad?" I almost believe there IS a God.
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It's just that he ain't makin' it in day trading. He's herding
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felines from Texas to Chicago along the old folk trail.
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Wow. What a concept.
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Cost of 30 seconds at the superbowl. $1.6 million
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5 minutes of fame at halftime? Selling your soul
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Packer Season Tickets? Somebody's gotta die.
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Cher standing or falling on her own without
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voice-coach Sonny? Priceless.
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Hey, who put the supersize colander on the football field.
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Blane strained himself.
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Enjoy your day!
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prime
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#'s
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http://members.xoom.com/AhimsaZine/articles.htmlhttp://www.tompaine.com/opinion
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http://cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/01/31/china.encryption.reut/index.html
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http://www.libraries.psu.edu/iasweb/catsweb/tools/langlist.htm
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http://www3.cybercities.com/a/altfanrawilson
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http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/columns
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http://jimmypage.triton.net/docs/77msg.txt
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http://www.unf.edu/mudlark/links.html
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http://www.usd.edu/~mrogge/ezine.html
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http://www.mcs.brandonu.ca/~johannes
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http://www.blackmesais.org
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http://www.execpc.com/~jon
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http://www.pugzine.com/hate.shtml
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http://www.fema.gov/kids/whtnow1.htm
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http://www.ee.pdx.edu/~parviz/poem.html
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http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/columns
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http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/arnold.html
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http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html
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http://www.cnn.com/2000/HEALTH/AIDS/01/31/aids.priests/index.html
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20000201/aponline012247_000.htm
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Good Ole' Extended #'s Section.
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PARODIES
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My Favorites That Others Have Done:
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http://www.2600.com/hacked_pages/prop/prop_pages/amazon
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http://www.2600.com/hacked_pages/prop/prop_pages/2600
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http://www.2600.com/hacked_pages/prop/prop_pages/cdnow
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http://www.ihateapple.com/parody
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Some of My Own Favorites:
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McRonalds http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati178.html
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Supperware http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati180.html
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Barb-wiry http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/atil66.htm
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Don Rhymus http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/atil65.htm
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Monica Republinski http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/atil94.htm
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BeerLeader.com http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati209.html
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The FUnion.com http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati200.html
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BlunderBread http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati179.html
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About <a href="http://www.parody.com/about.html">Parody Productions ISP.</a>
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And finally, my friend Jeeni wrote a novel about Mayan
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issues. http://www.criscenzo.com/jaguar
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AND AS ALWAYS, AFTER #'S COMES LETTUCE
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Hola. Me llamo Mark. Soy un miembro de la gente indigena Pajaspuypayem
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(tambien conocidos como los Paipai). Junto con otros 12 estudiantes (de
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varias tribus), estamos creando un pagina web con el mensaje de la
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unidad "!Trabajemos todos juntos!" (o algo parecido a "!Vivamos juntos
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en paz!") traducido a muchos lenguajes. Ahora mismo solo tenemos 200 de
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los 6700 lenguajes que existen en el mundo. Necesitamos encontrar gente
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que quiera participar. Queremos incluir a todo el mundo. ?Pueden
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ayudarnos con la traduccion? ?Conocen a alguien que pueda? Por favor,
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los interesados ponganse en contacto con:
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Mark H Lewis de Alcala de Foxall,, el proyecto SIN FRONTERAS,, 453 Van
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Gordon, 8-239,, Lakewood, CO 80228-1210 USA.
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O en el tel<65>fono de los EE. UU. 303-989-4763 // e-mail correo
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electronico: nnyamanujib@yahoo.com o manujib@gateway.net
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'Ara'ya:ikm / Les damos a Uds. las gracias. MHLdAdF
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Hi. My name is Mark. I'm a member of the Pajaspuypayem (AKA Paipai)
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Native American/American Indian/First Nations/Indigenous people here in
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the USA. Along with 12 other Native students (various tribes), I'm
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helping to make a webpage that will have the unity message "Let's all
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work together!" (or similar one "We have to live together in peace.")
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translated into many languages. So far we only have 200 of the world's
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6700 languages. We need help finding more peoples who would like to
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participate. We want to include everyone. Can you help us translate? Do
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you know anyone who would? Please contact us:
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Mark H Lewis de Alcala de Foxall,, the NO BOUNDARIES project,, 453 Van
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Gordon, 8-239,, Lakewood, CO 80228-1210 USA
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USA tel 303-989-4763 // e-mail: nnyamanujib@yahoo.com or
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manujib@gateway.net
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'Ara'ya:ikm / Thank you. MHLdAdF
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Hey - I stumbled across the ATI web site
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looking for my old friend Shayna.
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You had posted one of her poems at:
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http://www.cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati187.html
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Anyway, I'm really trying to contact her.
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Would you happen to have her e-mail address?
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Thanks!
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Dustin
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[note: sending her yours would be best]
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">i didn't watch. Which team won?
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The This-Space-For-Rent Rams."
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Reverend Tim McIntire
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http://www.cris.com/~macadoo
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\\\a prose poem for you\\\
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\\\ BY Chad F. \\\
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If I Could Rip Out a Lung and Stick It On This Page, I Would
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8/8/99
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(There is a horrible smell in the bus that keeps building on itself).
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I am going to northern Serbia to watch a total eclipse. The passenger
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bus is driving over a bridge that was bombed, one that spans the Danube.
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It must be a half-mile long. The bridge was temporarily patched a couple
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of weeks ago. Milosevic launched his reconstruction campaign from
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here. Two young inductees in fatigues look out the window and say
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"jabote bog," roughly translated, "fuck god." I may remember seeing
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this bridge with a hellish orange halo (oh, the dialectics of bombing)
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while I stood in front of my television watching CNN broadcast the
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Serbian television images. The two television insignias, A?9?G37 and
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CNN, were in opposite corners of the screen. I never thought steel and
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concrete could hold a flame. Dorijan told me in Belgrade at first they
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went to the basement, but after a couple of weeks his family would stand
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on the balcony and watch the fireworks of anti-aircraft guns and bombs
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battle it out in silver and green scribbles across the sky, drinking
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beer and cheering. Out my window we are gaining on a pick-up truck
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hauling the corpse of a busted up decapitated bull with three legs. I
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think he is going to be burned. I want to see the burning, a brilliant,
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biting lemon yellow eating the oxygen out of empty night. This leftover
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war is eating placentas; I know three women who have miscarried since
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July. In the aura of this scene everything's silent as the perfect
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corpse of the dead dog on the sidewalk down Knez Milos, lying like an
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abandoned dirty pi<70>ata that nobody could break. And we're almost over
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the bridge now (I called over a field in the morning to your blanket
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dream).
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FOR IMMEDIATE GONZO RELEASE:
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Hey all,
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January has been an exceedingly lousy month for me for so
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many reasons, one of which is that I haven't been able to
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update the tekknowledge site and no word back from them in
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a week, so I'll have to make a dreaded long distance call.
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However, I'm cleaning up the ralph directory on the mirror,
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which is going to be host to http://www.gonzo.org Yup, I
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bought the domain :-) now I'm trying to org-a-fy and update
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all the pages. The ralph folder has been somewhat neglected,
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and all the pages and pix that were unlinked from anywhere
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will be available to see! You might be surprised at how I
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kind of let the whole section after a bit *g* but it's good
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to get these things done once and never have to do them again
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http://www.goldcoastdigital.com/gonzo/
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Best,
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Christine O
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The Great Thompson Hunt
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[incidentally, TGTH (and of course Christine)
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got a very nice looking write up in Yahoo
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magazine this month. yay!]
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|MY ATI|
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Xerox Shooting Suspect Fitted for Trial
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HONOLULU (APWN) -- A copier repairman accused of killing seven
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of his Xerox Corp. co-workers last November is psyched to stand
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trial, a state judge ruled Wednesday.
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Both prosecutors and defense attorneys finally agreed that
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40-year-old Byran Uyesugi will be allowed to have hair by
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Peter Frampton, and "body" by Tommy Hilfiger proceeding toward
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a May 15 trial date. Paul Mitchell expressed his displeasure.
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Both sides argued that wearing a long orange or blue jumpsuit
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could easily prejudice Uyesugi's right to a fair trial.
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"Oh, that would just look totally disgusting," said Frampton
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in his Venice Beach studio. "How can you have a good hair day in
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orange, I ask you, I mean totally."
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Uyesugi has pleaded innocent to murder charges in the Nov. 2
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shootings. He is being held without gel.
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/I ' D R A T H E R/
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/B E R E A D I N G /
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/ A C T I V I S T /
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/T I M E S , I N C /
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EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WE BRING YOU A DC DAVE
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POEM. HERE'S ANOTHER ONCE...
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Code of Ethics?
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I think it's time our journalists
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Should publicly confess
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That they betray the standards
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They so piously profess.
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"News" is everything, they say,
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The public should be told,
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But news of greatest consequence
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These hypocrites withhold.
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I can see no reason why
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This crowd should be exempt
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From censure when their deeds
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Are truly worthy of contempt.
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DC Dave is author of "America's Dreyfus Affair,
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the Case of the Death of Vincent Foster" &
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"Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression"
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http://thebird.org/host/dcdave
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news:alt.thebird
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Have you seen http://www.fbicover-up.com?
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/ ? /
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/send all lettuce 2 ati@etext.org/
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/ ? /
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\QUESTION\QUESTION\
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How the heck does something like this
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end up on a webpage???
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<pre>In article <78grta$sov@newsops.execpc.com>,
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Marco Frucht < kokopeli@execpc.com> writes:
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Pardon my ignorance, but what are corn muchrooms?
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I ran upstairs to look at a can of them thinking they might be
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Al Pastor, but they weren't. And for that matter, what is Al Pastor?
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I'm always looking for something else to put in burritos.
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blackbeans, chedder cheese, cilantro, onions and garlic gets boring after
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a while.
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marco
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Marc,
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This is a fungus that grows on corn similar to what we called... back on
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the farm in Ohio. It's aztec (nahuatl) name is cuitlacoche or <B>huitlacoche</B>.
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I almost hesitate to translate but cuitlatlcochtli (....decipherable...)
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Don't let that stop you from trying it.
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It is almost considered a delicacy and I have even seen it referred to in
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French cooking and it is served in some upscale restaurants in Texas.
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Hongos or champi<70>ones are the standard translation of "mushrooms"
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but for the corn mushrooms the term "<B>huitlacoche</B>" is
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generally used in Mexico and Texas.
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I did not know that it was available in a can and I never knew it was
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being canned and sold stateside as corn mushrooms.
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AL PASTOR means shepherd style. "Cabrito al pastor"
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is a very popular and traditional dish in Northeast Mexico and
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Southern Texas where I have lived for past 47 years. Cabrito is
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a kid goat, still a suckling. The butchered cabrito is impaled
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on a metal rod and placed over hot coals. Generally these are only
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available in restaurants that specialize in cabrito but are beginning
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to be available at some fairly fancy restaurants.
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<EFBFBD>Ya se me hizo agua la boca!
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Vern
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</pre>
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-=-COMENTARIO VOUS!-=-
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Cher, Britney Spears etc. at the Superbowl.
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Mark my words.
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Britney Spears will be a Dallas Cowboys
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Cheerleader within 2 years. If she doesn't
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succeed Garth Brooks will buy them for her.
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If she doesn't want it, Harry Fox and
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William Morris will talk her into it.
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a poetry exercise.
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Thanks must go to "Mop."
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All because Charlie didn't eat frenchfries
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Guaranteeing him induction -
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Just kosher limburger might not overdose
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Poor Quebekians right stoned til unable.
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Verified? Was Xerox younger'n Zeppelin?
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[!][?][!][?][!][?][!][?][!][?]
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a dress all lettuce 2:
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ati@etext.org
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[!][?][!][?][!][?][!][?][!][?]
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(contributions, shouts, greets etc...)
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get back-issues at
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http://www.etext.org/Zines
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or http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
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go to our ftp site at
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ftp://ftp.downcity.net/pub/ati
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alt.society.ati
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keeps getting active and then dying.
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Somebody help please.
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Let The Phollowing Bee My Epitaf:
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Prime Anarchist 1964-20??
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Composed in 2 Milleniums
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Decomposing for so many more.
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"No more MSG, please."
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This has been ATI please tell your friends thanks |