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Live! From Untied Airline's trouble-diversion
facility in Bangor, ME. It's ATI. Activist
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That's it! One more download and I'll kill -9 you.
Prime Anarchist here, with your E-Disney Whirrled Millienius
Super-E-Bowl Y-who-K coverage.
One full year of Edward James Olmos and Christina Aguilera's
Cher-like synclaviered voice? Did I hear right? Or was that more
like a full year of Walt Chizzly World pageantry, while Olmos and
Aguilera speak on its behalf for 5 minutes tonite.
Enrique Iglesias. Bringing the lip sync to a whole new height.
Or was that low't?
A cantata for the birth/death/age-coming of lucifer, let me say!
Let's celebrate with a cross between ballet and JarJar Banks leading
an army of colorful costumes through a regimented nightmare like no
other. "War rehersal" is the only way I can describe this moment!
Paving the way for the king of fraud himself. Not a Pheonix,
no - a genesis if you will. Beating the drum for a tyrannical
high-tech splendorifically orchestrated sound-orgy, movement
and much pagentry. A parade on a giant stage. The man behind
the curtain comes out - Feck! it's Phil. Gee, Phil. Collins
We bring death to life for good. No, GE! I'll pretend to believe
in all this for the forum. Music? Drama? Don't get me started.
Ask my opinion it's one big phallic mind-meld.
& Now a Quick Suspension Of Disbelief:
If the Dalai Lama put on a HUMONGOUS
EVENT in Peru it might be the Dilly
at Lima.
But dad! I don't WANNA do plastic. I know Uncle Fester believes
in it, but after I graduate I want something real. I wanna dance.
I must dance. Gracefully, dad. I wanna dance like Barishnikof. Make
hundreds of little groupiebabies on every continent in the world.
Drive around in a Ferari. Buy hundred dollar bottles of port. Bright
lights big whoop-ti-do, it's Michael J.A.B.C. for Tupperware. Or was
that Fox? It's Fox Tupperware for E-Disney. Go. Go. Go! Oh noooooo!
Spin this, Michael!
OK. Touchy question - who's the token black female vocalist?
Go Disn-e, go Disn-e. "Toni Braxton," she whispers my way. Toni?
She looked terrified, but she wore it well. I guess I gotta get
back into R&B for a while - I been out of it. Didn't even know it
was her. Where's Tyson and his prime rib?
She really held promise for singing despite teleprompters, ear-
phones, lip sync, masking tape, smoke and mirrors.
And you know what I got a sense of? Singing. She heard actual
music somewhere. I could feel it. She actually HEARD music. Presented
it to us. Wow. OK, she's no Dar Williams, but still. A voice. Let her
rant. She's onto it. God knows Christina and Riki weren't listening to
each OTHER a' tall!!! Enrique was busily staring at an unbeknownst
barely legal's breasts; and she? She had that look on her whole face
of "Oh. My. God. A hunk. I'm. Gonna. Faint." If she flits her eyes one
more time:
I ' M gonna pass out.
Mountain Dew, the queen of soft drinks. Scara DEW'ch, Scara
DEW'ch can you do the Dew Dew do. KForce.com for your temporary
full-time needs. Got benefits? We're NOT Kelly Girl! Day labor
meets the world wide web. Information super Buy way.
I know, let's move the Bears to Alabama and the Patriots to New
Mexico and then next year they can SuperBowl each other after going
through the motions. Oh, and who sang the War-Strangled-Phantom?
Oh and how much is a minute this year? Did it climb up over
$2M like I predicted??
Awww, lookie. A new horse for a new beer for a new Superbowl for
a new Millenium. Yup. Justin Morgan had a copyright infringement.
THIS TELECAST OWNED EXCLUSIVELY BY THE MF L. ANY DVD'S CABLE MODEMS
OR REALVIDEOS WILL HAVE TO LISTEN TO 36 HOURS OF BOB SEGER'S "OLD
TIME ROCK N ROLL" IN ONE SITTING.
Mission to mars moves to mondays this march, from the makers of
movies.
Fliks-R-Us.
Hey Leslie. Nice green Republican evening gown. Methinks you've
got higher shoulder pads than Blane Bishop. Raisa Gorbachev's got
nothing on you, girlfrien...
Sorry Christina - hate 2 break it 2 ya. High E above C is NOT the
note that changed your life.
Wehh! Wehh! Wrong answer. The note what changed YOUR life was more
like a whole stack of 50's - one each in the palms of our hands.
Nope. Nu uh. Payola didn't die, it just started outreach in
kiddyporn land. Walt Disney World.
Where the word S-E-X is not just a subliminal; it's an art
form. Science.
Moolah!
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Herd of cats? http://www.eds.com Wait a minute! That was
a fun ad. Holding interest? Educating? Informing? Entertaining?
Did somebody say "real ad?" I almost believe there IS a God.
It's just that he ain't makin' it in day trading. He's herding
felines from Texas to Chicago along the old folk trail.
Wow. What a concept.
Cost of 30 seconds at the superbowl. $1.6 million
5 minutes of fame at halftime? Selling your soul
Packer Season Tickets? Somebody's gotta die.
Cher standing or falling on her own without
voice-coach Sonny? Priceless.
Hey, who put the supersize colander on the football field.
Blane strained himself.
Enjoy your day!
prime
#'s
http://members.xoom.com/AhimsaZine/articles.htmlhttp://www.tompaine.com/opinion
http://cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/01/31/china.encryption.reut/index.html
http://www.libraries.psu.edu/iasweb/catsweb/tools/langlist.htm
http://www3.cybercities.com/a/altfanrawilson
http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/columns
http://jimmypage.triton.net/docs/77msg.txt
http://www.unf.edu/mudlark/links.html
http://www.usd.edu/~mrogge/ezine.html
http://www.mcs.brandonu.ca/~johannes
http://www.blackmesais.org
http://www.execpc.com/~jon
http://www.pugzine.com/hate.shtml
http://www.fema.gov/kids/whtnow1.htm
http://www.ee.pdx.edu/~parviz/poem.html
http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/columns
http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/arnold.html
http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html
http://www.cnn.com/2000/HEALTH/AIDS/01/31/aids.priests/index.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20000201/aponline012247_000.htm
Good Ole' Extended #'s Section.
PARODIES
My Favorites That Others Have Done:
http://www.2600.com/hacked_pages/prop/prop_pages/amazon
http://www.2600.com/hacked_pages/prop/prop_pages/2600
http://www.2600.com/hacked_pages/prop/prop_pages/cdnow
http://www.ihateapple.com/parody
Some of My Own Favorites:
McRonalds http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati178.html
Supperware http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati180.html
Barb-wiry http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/atil66.htm
Don Rhymus http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/atil65.htm
Monica Republinski http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/atil94.htm
BeerLeader.com http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati209.html
The FUnion.com http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati200.html
BlunderBread http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati179.html
About <a href="http://www.parody.com/about.html">Parody Productions ISP.</a>
And finally, my friend Jeeni wrote a novel about Mayan
issues. http://www.criscenzo.com/jaguar
AND AS ALWAYS, AFTER #'S COMES LETTUCE
Hola. Me llamo Mark. Soy un miembro de la gente indigena Pajaspuypayem
(tambien conocidos como los Paipai). Junto con otros 12 estudiantes (de
varias tribus), estamos creando un pagina web con el mensaje de la
unidad "!Trabajemos todos juntos!" (o algo parecido a "!Vivamos juntos
en paz!") traducido a muchos lenguajes. Ahora mismo solo tenemos 200 de
los 6700 lenguajes que existen en el mundo. Necesitamos encontrar gente
que quiera participar. Queremos incluir a todo el mundo. ?Pueden
ayudarnos con la traduccion? ?Conocen a alguien que pueda? Por favor,
los interesados ponganse en contacto con:
Mark H Lewis de Alcala de Foxall,, el proyecto SIN FRONTERAS,, 453 Van
Gordon, 8-239,, Lakewood, CO 80228-1210 USA.
O en el tel<65>fono de los EE. UU. 303-989-4763 // e-mail correo
electronico: nnyamanujib@yahoo.com o manujib@gateway.net
'Ara'ya:ikm / Les damos a Uds. las gracias. MHLdAdF
Hi. My name is Mark. I'm a member of the Pajaspuypayem (AKA Paipai)
Native American/American Indian/First Nations/Indigenous people here in
the USA. Along with 12 other Native students (various tribes), I'm
helping to make a webpage that will have the unity message "Let's all
work together!" (or similar one "We have to live together in peace.")
translated into many languages. So far we only have 200 of the world's
6700 languages. We need help finding more peoples who would like to
participate. We want to include everyone. Can you help us translate? Do
you know anyone who would? Please contact us:
Mark H Lewis de Alcala de Foxall,, the NO BOUNDARIES project,, 453 Van
Gordon, 8-239,, Lakewood, CO 80228-1210 USA
USA tel 303-989-4763 // e-mail: nnyamanujib@yahoo.com or
manujib@gateway.net
'Ara'ya:ikm / Thank you. MHLdAdF
Hey - I stumbled across the ATI web site
looking for my old friend Shayna.
You had posted one of her poems at:
http://www.cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati187.html
Anyway, I'm really trying to contact her.
Would you happen to have her e-mail address?
Thanks!
Dustin
[note: sending her yours would be best]
">i didn't watch. Which team won?
The This-Space-For-Rent Rams."
Reverend Tim McIntire
http://www.cris.com/~macadoo
\\\a prose poem for you\\\
\\\ BY Chad F. \\\
If I Could Rip Out a Lung and Stick It On This Page, I Would
8/8/99
(There is a horrible smell in the bus that keeps building on itself).
I am going to northern Serbia to watch a total eclipse. The passenger
bus is driving over a bridge that was bombed, one that spans the Danube.
It must be a half-mile long. The bridge was temporarily patched a couple
of weeks ago. Milosevic launched his reconstruction campaign from
here. Two young inductees in fatigues look out the window and say
"jabote bog," roughly translated, "fuck god." I may remember seeing
this bridge with a hellish orange halo (oh, the dialectics of bombing)
while I stood in front of my television watching CNN broadcast the
Serbian television images. The two television insignias, A?9?G37 and
CNN, were in opposite corners of the screen. I never thought steel and
concrete could hold a flame. Dorijan told me in Belgrade at first they
went to the basement, but after a couple of weeks his family would stand
on the balcony and watch the fireworks of anti-aircraft guns and bombs
battle it out in silver and green scribbles across the sky, drinking
beer and cheering. Out my window we are gaining on a pick-up truck
hauling the corpse of a busted up decapitated bull with three legs. I
think he is going to be burned. I want to see the burning, a brilliant,
biting lemon yellow eating the oxygen out of empty night. This leftover
war is eating placentas; I know three women who have miscarried since
July. In the aura of this scene everything's silent as the perfect
corpse of the dead dog on the sidewalk down Knez Milos, lying like an
abandoned dirty pi<70>ata that nobody could break. And we're almost over
the bridge now (I called over a field in the morning to your blanket
dream).
FOR IMMEDIATE GONZO RELEASE:
Hey all,
January has been an exceedingly lousy month for me for so
many reasons, one of which is that I haven't been able to
update the tekknowledge site and no word back from them in
a week, so I'll have to make a dreaded long distance call.
However, I'm cleaning up the ralph directory on the mirror,
which is going to be host to http://www.gonzo.org Yup, I
bought the domain :-) now I'm trying to org-a-fy and update
all the pages. The ralph folder has been somewhat neglected,
and all the pages and pix that were unlinked from anywhere
will be available to see! You might be surprised at how I
kind of let the whole section after a bit *g* but it's good
to get these things done once and never have to do them again
http://www.goldcoastdigital.com/gonzo/
Best,
Christine O
The Great Thompson Hunt
[incidentally, TGTH (and of course Christine)
got a very nice looking write up in Yahoo
magazine this month. yay!]
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|MY ATI|
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Xerox Shooting Suspect Fitted for Trial
HONOLULU (APWN) -- A copier repairman accused of killing seven
of his Xerox Corp. co-workers last November is psyched to stand
trial, a state judge ruled Wednesday.
Both prosecutors and defense attorneys finally agreed that
40-year-old Byran Uyesugi will be allowed to have hair by
Peter Frampton, and "body" by Tommy Hilfiger proceeding toward
a May 15 trial date. Paul Mitchell expressed his displeasure.
Both sides argued that wearing a long orange or blue jumpsuit
could easily prejudice Uyesugi's right to a fair trial.
"Oh, that would just look totally disgusting," said Frampton
in his Venice Beach studio. "How can you have a good hair day in
orange, I ask you, I mean totally."
Uyesugi has pleaded innocent to murder charges in the Nov. 2
shootings. He is being held without gel.
/I ' D R A T H E R/
/B E R E A D I N G /
/ A C T I V I S T /
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EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WE BRING YOU A DC DAVE
POEM. HERE'S ANOTHER ONCE...
Code of Ethics?
I think it's time our journalists
Should publicly confess
That they betray the standards
They so piously profess.
"News" is everything, they say,
The public should be told,
But news of greatest consequence
These hypocrites withhold.
I can see no reason why
This crowd should be exempt
From censure when their deeds
Are truly worthy of contempt.
DC Dave is author of "America's Dreyfus Affair,
the Case of the Death of Vincent Foster" &
"Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression"
http://thebird.org/host/dcdave
news:alt.thebird
Have you seen http://www.fbicover-up.com?
/ ? /
/send all lettuce 2 ati@etext.org/
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\QUESTION\QUESTION\
How the heck does something like this
end up on a webpage???
<pre>In article &lt;78grta$sov@newsops.execpc.com&gt;,
Marco Frucht &lt; kokopeli@execpc.com&gt; writes:
Pardon my ignorance, but what are corn muchrooms?
I ran upstairs to look at a can of them thinking they might be
Al Pastor, but they weren't. And for that matter, what is Al Pastor?
I'm always looking for something else to put in burritos.
blackbeans, chedder cheese, cilantro, onions and garlic gets boring after
a while.
marco
Marc,
This is a fungus that grows on corn similar to what we called... back on
the farm in Ohio. It's aztec (nahuatl) name is cuitlacoche or <B>huitlacoche</B>.
I almost hesitate to translate but cuitlatlcochtli (....decipherable...)
Don't let that stop you from trying it.
It is almost considered a delicacy and I have even seen it referred to in
French cooking and it is served in some upscale restaurants in Texas.
Hongos or champi<70>ones are the standard translation of &quot;mushrooms&quot;
but for the corn mushrooms the term &quot;<B>huitlacoche</B>&quot; is
generally used in Mexico and Texas.
I did not know that it was available in a can and I never knew it was
being canned and sold stateside as corn mushrooms.
AL PASTOR means shepherd style. &quot;Cabrito al pastor&quot;
is a very popular and traditional dish in Northeast Mexico and
Southern Texas where I have lived for past 47 years. Cabrito is
a kid goat, still a suckling. The butchered cabrito is impaled
on a metal rod and placed over hot coals. Generally these are only
available in restaurants that specialize in cabrito but are beginning
to be available at some fairly fancy restaurants.
<EFBFBD>Ya se me hizo agua la boca!
Vern
</pre>
-=-COMENTARIO VOUS!-=-
Cher, Britney Spears etc. at the Superbowl.
Mark my words.
Britney Spears will be a Dallas Cowboys
Cheerleader within 2 years. If she doesn't
succeed Garth Brooks will buy them for her.
If she doesn't want it, Harry Fox and
William Morris will talk her into it.
a poetry exercise.
Thanks must go to "Mop."
All because Charlie didn't eat frenchfries
Guaranteeing him induction -
Just kosher limburger might not overdose
Poor Quebekians right stoned til unable.
Verified? Was Xerox younger'n Zeppelin?
[!][?][!][?][!][?][!][?][!][?]
a dress all lettuce 2:
ati@etext.org
[!][?][!][?][!][?][!][?][!][?]
(contributions, shouts, greets etc...)
get back-issues at
http://www.etext.org/Zines
or http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
go to our ftp site at
ftp://ftp.downcity.net/pub/ati
alt.society.ati
keeps getting active and then dying.
Somebody help please.
Let The Phollowing Bee My Epitaf:
Prime Anarchist 1964-20??
Composed in 2 Milleniums
Decomposing for so many more.
"No more MSG, please."
This has been ATI please tell your friends thanks