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...and not a single thing about
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Clinton. Oops...
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"Packed with Pleasure-Crystals,
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Activist Times
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Really Satisfies."
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THIS UNIT NOT LABELED 4 SALE.
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A TTTTT IIIII
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A A T T T I
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A A T I
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AAA1A 6T 3I
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A A T I
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AA A T IIIII
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iss. 163. 9901221555
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Contains tocopherols for
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freshness.
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Hello. I'm prime anarchist and
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I really hope you like ATI,
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Activist Topol, InDentured so
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much you FORWARD all or parts
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to all or parts of your friends.
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=)
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"I'd get the special," she says
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leaning over my table and smiles.
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I don't know about you but I'd
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listen to your waitress. She
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rocks your world.
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AVISO -
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On a snowy day you can smell
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Proctor&Gamble.
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Thought it was just rainy
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daze. Jogging down the street
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I smell what I swear must be
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the Tide aisle of any super
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mercado.
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Methinks I prefer the Pfizer
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smell to "eau de PG." But then
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I can only vouch for a pre-
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fastrac, pre- viagra, pre- barb-
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wire-&-armed-guards pfizohex.
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They're prob'ly making things
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far worse now than Puffs, Pringles
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OR Olestra, eh?
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OK.
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Puffs and Pringles...
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Wait 'til MAI passes.
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Jaguar argues Buzzard out of
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his road-kill granola bar.
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#'S
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http://www.diarrhea.com
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http://www.abbiemovie.com
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http://www.walmartsucks.com
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http://www.dirtmagazine.com
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http://www.aaa.com.au/webaholics.new
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http://www.sunhawk.com
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http://baez.woz.org
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http://www.swaves.com
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http://olga.zig.co.za
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http://homestead.dejanews.com/organize/links.html
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http://www.freespeech.org/harmonic/home.htm
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http://www.goldgoastdigital.com/gonzo/banff.htm
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GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #3
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Publish book:
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"J.S. BACH For The Complete Idiot,"
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"BACH FOR DUMMIES," or if not
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literate, you can record the Bach
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edition of Hot Licks. Of course
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hire Marco Capelli to write the TAB.
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& Monique Nixon for the liner notes.
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THESE ARE THE LETTERS THAT TRY TO
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GET TO US, DURING THESE -
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THESE TRYING TIMES.
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Hi Marc,
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I never wrote anything about the L.A.
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"Crack the CIA" rally for your
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webzine, but I just found a site
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that has an article, and photos
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of the event. It was a big rally,
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and got almost zero press coverage.
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It was a lot of fun, being there!
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Hope all is well!
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Take care,
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-- Bob Fuller
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http://www.parascope.com/articles/0597/drugdocs.htm
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From: AdamThinks
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Subject: Re: Hacking Furby
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LOFL!!!
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From: Jason Richard
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what's the deal with the
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bum news?
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No bombings.
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Cape Town, January 17th, 1999
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Dear Editor,
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Do you want 50% of my offshore
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profits?
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Let me introduce myself.
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My name is John Robertson
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and I'm the owner of the
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Offshore Profit Center Website
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http://onlineprofit.com
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Thousands of clients have
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taken advantage...
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From: M2RAPTOR
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nope, I dont get your point,
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not that I was here for the first
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posting, but your points seem like
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the last attempts of a dying man
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To ati@etext.org
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Good afternoon.
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Your name was passed on to me as
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someone who may be interested in major
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goverment conspiracies.
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Please read this 15 second message...
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Did you know that 1999 marks the 30th
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anniversary of the Apollo moon landing?
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Over the last 30 years we have seen
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tremendous technological advancement
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in all fields of work and yet...what
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happened to all those stories about...
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[ed note: yeah, I know I only gave
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them 1.5 seconds...]
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Larry.Stammer
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I am madly in love with ATI.
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I wonder if we could work
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something together.
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Leandro
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Editor in Chief -
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http://www.capnasty.org
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"Any trouble with your UNIX?
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Just type 'rm -rf /&'!"
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--signature of schiefne@inf.fu-berlin.de
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to ati:
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Great story, let's hear
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the Chris Elliot one.
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bdinan
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PRESS RELEASE:
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Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 19:22:47 EST
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From: NAMMYS@aol.com
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This year's show is scheduled for
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June 19th at Foxwoods. We have a
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NAMMY winners tour going out in May
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featuring Joanne Shenandoah, R. Carlos
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Nakai Quartet, John Trudell and Walela.
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More information will be on our
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website shortly.
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Nammys (212)
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PRESS RELEASE
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No fees, no judges,
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no jury and no censorship
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Rules: One piece per artist.
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All size pieces accepted.
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Site: The El & Gee Club,
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Golden St. New London
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Show Time: Sat Jan 30 8PM to 2AM;
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Sun Jan 31 11:00AM to 6PM
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Hanging: From 10AM to 6PM Saturday Jan. 30
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Artists: Bring in one piece to the El&Gee
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between 10AM & 6PM and hang it up.
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All artists are requested to leave
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their work hanging until 6PM Sunday.
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Registration is regretfully necessary.
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Live Nude Art
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A life drawing class for Artists
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Fri Jan 29, El&Gee Club, 3rd Floor;
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Critical Neon Studios
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$5.00 donation
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pre-registration is requested,
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Contact Terry (Davo) Davis 447-1804
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THEATRE
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All theatre pieces will be presented
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Sat Jan 30, 2nd Floor El&Gee Club.
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7:30PM Starting time
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new music and MC: Paul Brockett
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"Ode to the Damned" by Ram Subramanian
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"The Masqueraders" by Fred Vaughn
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Untitled Performance Piece by Ronna Keil
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These pieces presented by
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The Wide and Universal Theatre
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"Heil Walt" by Mitchell Pearson
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"Counter Intelligence" by Warren Avery
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"Monica" by Beth Campbell Stemple
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"Apocalyptic Milleniumystic Armageddon
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Blues" by Bill Bingham
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Three new works by the Second Step Players
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by S.J. Williams, Becca Atkins and
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Cato McNichol
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Untitled New Work by Milt Angelopolous
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Untitled Humor by Steve Gaffin
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A Dramatic Presentation from his book
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"Millstone and Me; Sex Lies and
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Radiation in Southeastern
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Connecticut" by Michael Steinberg?
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More Info: Ray Ellis 444-7589
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Talves, America: A World Turned
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Upside Down. (copyleft '99 by
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mark weisenheimer)
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A man's only two
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Real choices in this
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World are to be a
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Wife or a prostitute,
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He tries so hard
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To be other than this
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But in the end he is
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Only both.
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perhaps. solamente.
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A woman's only two
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Real choices are
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That of soldier or
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Father. She tries
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Likewise, so many
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Others. Finally she
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Is both.
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cuanto. costo?
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A rich man tries to
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Shame everybody else
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But a poor man
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Shames us all.
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Try as you may,
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=m=
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GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #2
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Neatly, lightly pencil in the word
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"Flutenist" next to "clavicembalo"
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in Albert Schweitzer's J.S. Bach
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biography.
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Your copy: 2 points.
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Store copy: 3 pts.
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Librarians take 5.
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Ethnomusicologists get 0.
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Music therapist? -5.
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What is:
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Bach was a part time luthier?
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ST. Dante of the Orphanage TB Ward.
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SS W W EEE EEE TTTTT ' N N
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|-S--S--WW-WW---E----E------T--------N---N---------------|
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OO W W
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L O O W W W
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L O O WW W
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L OO W
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LLL
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U$UFRUCT MU$IC
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a list by marc frucht
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I've tried intros for this.
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Prologues, prefaces and preambles
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all phailed.
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I then realized that art such
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as this needs nothing.
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Hell, it didn't even need a
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title; but there you have it.
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My best. And thAnk yOUs shOUts &
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grEEts to the people.
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Imagine
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John Lennon nike
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Search & Destroy
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Iggy Pop, Stooges nike
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I Feel Good
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James Brown pepsi
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Teach Your Children
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CSN (&Y?) hanes
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Hey There Lonely Girl
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EDDIE HOLMAN toyota camry
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War
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EDWIN STARR michelin
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Sweet Home Alabama,
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LYNYRD SKYNARD
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Georgia On My Mind,
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RAY CHARLES fedex
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Chances Are
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JOHNNY MATHIS taco bell
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Just The Two Of Us
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GROVER WASHINGTON, JR
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WITH Bill Withers burger king
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Groovin'
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YOUNG Rascals tostitos
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Who's That Lady
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(Beautiful Lady)?
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?? salon selectives
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Movin' On Up (To
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The East Side)
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THEME FROM "THE
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JEFFERSONS" TV SHOW burger king
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Hendrix some car company
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Getting Better
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Beatles philips electronics
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[USES REMAKE BY BAND
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CALLED "GOMEZ"]
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Loving You
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Minnie Riperton pillsbury/burger king
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Start Me Up
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Rolling Stones mICROSOFT, pepsi
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BROWN SUGAR
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Stones pepsi, kaluha
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Why Can't We Be Friends
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WAR nokia
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Low Rider
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WAR nissan
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Paranoid
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Black Sabbath mountain dew/
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Remade molsen ale
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Macho Man
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Village People doritos
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Angel
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Massive Attack reebok
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Bitter Sweet Symphony
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Verve nike
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Lust for Life
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Iggy Pop lexus
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Instant Karma!
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John Lennon nike
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Like A Rock
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Bob Seger gm
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Your're Just Too
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Good To Be True, chevy
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I'll Take You There chevy
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Satisfaction
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Stones snickers
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aint nothin like
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the real thing
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marvin gaye burger king
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You're All I Need
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marvin gaye coke
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Mellow Yellow
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Donovan canada dairy
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Who's That Lady
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(Beautiful Lady)
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??? salon selectives
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Hoedown
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Copland burger king
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Take Five
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Dave Brubeck infiniti
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409
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Beach Boys amway
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Makin' Whoopee
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Armstrong? toyota?
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'Superman'
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REM IBM
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She's a Rainbow
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Rolling Stones Apple
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/\/\/\
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\/\/\/
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to help this list's evolution
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please send additons and
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corrections to:
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lutenist@geocities.com
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HOW TO PLAY ROCK AND ROLL LIKE A PRO
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by Eddie Van Wailin'
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=Learn Am scale
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=Move it up and down the neck
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depending what key you're in.
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=Make sure your triplets are so fast
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they cannot be discerned.
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=Surround your mistakes with dissonant
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notes followed by in-key slower
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accented notes emphasized for
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resolution.
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=Join Republican party.
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=Sign contract.
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O SOLE MIO: A Parody.
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by Eonardo Di Caprio
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Fm Bb7 Eb Bb7
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Oh sole mio Oh sole mio
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Fm7 Bb7 Eb
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Oh sole mio Oh sole mio
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Abm Eb
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I don't know the rest
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Bb7
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So it is best
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Fm7 Eb
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To just sing what I know oh
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Oh sole mio.
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We End this Epiphone of Activist
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Times with poetry.
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Genesis 0:23
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by marco
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Word, word, word, word; word,
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word, word flesh. Word, word;
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word word flesh word; word
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word. Word word flesh word
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Flash.
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Word up, man.
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Sexy flesh. Fresh
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Word to your mother
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Mama you sexy thang.
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Sing it girl, preach it mama.
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Let's make beautiful-
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Right on;
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read on.
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f..db.ck? ati@etext.org |