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...and not a single thing about
Clinton. Oops...
"Packed with Pleasure-Crystals,
Activist Times
Really Satisfies."
THIS UNIT NOT LABELED 4 SALE.
A TTTTT IIIII
A A T T T I
A A T I
AAA1A 6T 3I
A A T I
AA A T IIIII
iss. 163. 9901221555
Contains tocopherols for
freshness.
Hello. I'm prime anarchist and
I really hope you like ATI,
Activist Topol, InDentured so
much you FORWARD all or parts
to all or parts of your friends.
=)
"I'd get the special," she says
leaning over my table and smiles.
I don't know about you but I'd
listen to your waitress. She
rocks your world.
AVISO -
On a snowy day you can smell
Proctor&Gamble.
Thought it was just rainy
daze. Jogging down the street
I smell what I swear must be
the Tide aisle of any super
mercado.
Methinks I prefer the Pfizer
smell to "eau de PG." But then
I can only vouch for a pre-
fastrac, pre- viagra, pre- barb-
wire-&-armed-guards pfizohex.
They're prob'ly making things
far worse now than Puffs, Pringles
OR Olestra, eh?
OK.
Puffs and Pringles...
Wait 'til MAI passes.
Jaguar argues Buzzard out of
his road-kill granola bar.
#'S
http://www.diarrhea.com
http://www.abbiemovie.com
http://www.walmartsucks.com
http://www.dirtmagazine.com
http://www.aaa.com.au/webaholics.new
http://www.sunhawk.com
http://baez.woz.org
http://www.swaves.com
http://olga.zig.co.za
http://homestead.dejanews.com/organize/links.html
http://www.freespeech.org/harmonic/home.htm
http://www.goldgoastdigital.com/gonzo/banff.htm
GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #3
Publish book:
"J.S. BACH For The Complete Idiot,"
"BACH FOR DUMMIES," or if not
literate, you can record the Bach
edition of Hot Licks. Of course
hire Marco Capelli to write the TAB.
& Monique Nixon for the liner notes.
THESE ARE THE LETTERS THAT TRY TO
GET TO US, DURING THESE -
THESE TRYING TIMES.
Hi Marc,
I never wrote anything about the L.A.
"Crack the CIA" rally for your
webzine, but I just found a site
that has an article, and photos
of the event. It was a big rally,
and got almost zero press coverage.
It was a lot of fun, being there!
Hope all is well!
Take care,
-- Bob Fuller
http://www.parascope.com/articles/0597/drugdocs.htm
From: AdamThinks
Subject: Re: Hacking Furby
LOFL!!!
From: Jason Richard
what's the deal with the
bum news?
No bombings.
Cape Town, January 17th, 1999
Dear Editor,
Do you want 50% of my offshore
profits?
Let me introduce myself.
My name is John Robertson
and I'm the owner of the
Offshore Profit Center Website
http://onlineprofit.com
Thousands of clients have
taken advantage...
From: M2RAPTOR
nope, I dont get your point,
not that I was here for the first
posting, but your points seem like
the last attempts of a dying man
To ati@etext.org
Good afternoon.
Your name was passed on to me as
someone who may be interested in major
goverment conspiracies.
Please read this 15 second message...
Did you know that 1999 marks the 30th
anniversary of the Apollo moon landing?
Over the last 30 years we have seen
tremendous technological advancement
in all fields of work and yet...what
happened to all those stories about...
[ed note: yeah, I know I only gave
them 1.5 seconds...]
Larry.Stammer
I am madly in love with ATI.
I wonder if we could work
something together.
Leandro
Editor in Chief -
http://www.capnasty.org
"Any trouble with your UNIX?
Just type 'rm -rf /&'!"
--signature of schiefne@inf.fu-berlin.de
to ati:
Great story, let's hear
the Chris Elliot one.
bdinan
PRESS RELEASE:
Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 19:22:47 EST
From: NAMMYS@aol.com
This year's show is scheduled for
June 19th at Foxwoods. We have a
NAMMY winners tour going out in May
featuring Joanne Shenandoah, R. Carlos
Nakai Quartet, John Trudell and Walela.
More information will be on our
website shortly.
Nammys (212)
PRESS RELEASE
No fees, no judges,
no jury and no censorship
Rules: One piece per artist.
All size pieces accepted.
Site: The El & Gee Club,
Golden St. New London
Show Time: Sat Jan 30 8PM to 2AM;
Sun Jan 31 11:00AM to 6PM
Hanging: From 10AM to 6PM Saturday Jan. 30
Artists: Bring in one piece to the El&Gee
between 10AM & 6PM and hang it up.
All artists are requested to leave
their work hanging until 6PM Sunday.
Registration is regretfully necessary.
Live Nude Art
A life drawing class for Artists
Fri Jan 29, El&Gee Club, 3rd Floor;
Critical Neon Studios
$5.00 donation
pre-registration is requested,
Contact Terry (Davo) Davis 447-1804
THEATRE
All theatre pieces will be presented
Sat Jan 30, 2nd Floor El&Gee Club.
7:30PM Starting time
new music and MC: Paul Brockett
"Ode to the Damned" by Ram Subramanian
"The Masqueraders" by Fred Vaughn
Untitled Performance Piece by Ronna Keil
These pieces presented by
The Wide and Universal Theatre
"Heil Walt" by Mitchell Pearson
"Counter Intelligence" by Warren Avery
"Monica" by Beth Campbell Stemple
"Apocalyptic Milleniumystic Armageddon
Blues" by Bill Bingham
Three new works by the Second Step Players
by S.J. Williams, Becca Atkins and
Cato McNichol
Untitled New Work by Milt Angelopolous
Untitled Humor by Steve Gaffin
A Dramatic Presentation from his book
"Millstone and Me; Sex Lies and
Radiation in Southeastern
Connecticut" by Michael Steinberg?
More Info: Ray Ellis 444-7589
Talves, America: A World Turned
Upside Down. (copyleft '99 by
mark weisenheimer)
A man's only two
Real choices in this
World are to be a
Wife or a prostitute,
He tries so hard
To be other than this
But in the end he is
Only both.
perhaps. solamente.
A woman's only two
Real choices are
That of soldier or
Father. She tries
Likewise, so many
Others. Finally she
Is both.
cuanto. costo?
A rich man tries to
Shame everybody else
But a poor man
Shames us all.
Try as you may,
=m=
GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #2
Neatly, lightly pencil in the word
"Flutenist" next to "clavicembalo"
in Albert Schweitzer's J.S. Bach
biography.
Your copy: 2 points.
Store copy: 3 pts.
Librarians take 5.
Ethnomusicologists get 0.
Music therapist? -5.
What is:
Bach was a part time luthier?
ST. Dante of the Orphanage TB Ward.
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a list by marc frucht
I've tried intros for this.
Prologues, prefaces and preambles
all phailed.
I then realized that art such
as this needs nothing.
Hell, it didn't even need a
title; but there you have it.
My best. And thAnk yOUs shOUts &
grEEts to the people.
Imagine
John Lennon nike
Search & Destroy
Iggy Pop, Stooges nike
I Feel Good
James Brown pepsi
Teach Your Children
CSN (&Y?) hanes
Hey There Lonely Girl
EDDIE HOLMAN toyota camry
War
EDWIN STARR michelin
Sweet Home Alabama,
LYNYRD SKYNARD
Georgia On My Mind,
RAY CHARLES fedex
Chances Are
JOHNNY MATHIS taco bell
Just The Two Of Us
GROVER WASHINGTON, JR
WITH Bill Withers burger king
Groovin'
YOUNG Rascals tostitos
Who's That Lady
(Beautiful Lady)?
?? salon selectives
Movin' On Up (To
The East Side)
THEME FROM "THE
JEFFERSONS" TV SHOW burger king
Hendrix some car company
Getting Better
Beatles philips electronics
[USES REMAKE BY BAND
CALLED "GOMEZ"]
Loving You
Minnie Riperton pillsbury/burger king
Start Me Up
Rolling Stones mICROSOFT, pepsi
BROWN SUGAR
Stones pepsi, kaluha
Why Can't We Be Friends
WAR nokia
Low Rider
WAR nissan
Paranoid
Black Sabbath mountain dew/
Remade molsen ale
Macho Man
Village People doritos
Angel
Massive Attack reebok
Bitter Sweet Symphony
Verve nike
Lust for Life
Iggy Pop lexus
Instant Karma!
John Lennon nike
Like A Rock
Bob Seger gm
Your're Just Too
Good To Be True, chevy
I'll Take You There chevy
Satisfaction
Stones snickers
aint nothin like
the real thing
marvin gaye burger king
You're All I Need
marvin gaye coke
Mellow Yellow
Donovan canada dairy
Who's That Lady
(Beautiful Lady)
??? salon selectives
Hoedown
Copland burger king
Take Five
Dave Brubeck infiniti
409
Beach Boys amway
Makin' Whoopee
Armstrong? toyota?
'Superman'
REM IBM
She's a Rainbow
Rolling Stones Apple
/\/\/\
\/\/\/
to help this list's evolution
please send additons and
corrections to:
lutenist@geocities.com
HOW TO PLAY ROCK AND ROLL LIKE A PRO
by Eddie Van Wailin'
=Learn Am scale
=Move it up and down the neck
depending what key you're in.
=Make sure your triplets are so fast
they cannot be discerned.
=Surround your mistakes with dissonant
notes followed by in-key slower
accented notes emphasized for
resolution.
=Join Republican party.
=Sign contract.
O SOLE MIO: A Parody.
by Eonardo Di Caprio
Fm Bb7 Eb Bb7
Oh sole mio Oh sole mio
Fm7 Bb7 Eb
Oh sole mio Oh sole mio
Abm Eb
I don't know the rest
Bb7
So it is best
Fm7 Eb
To just sing what I know oh
Oh sole mio.
We End this Epiphone of Activist
Times with poetry.
Genesis 0:23
by marco
Word, word, word, word; word,
word, word flesh. Word, word;
word word flesh word; word
word. Word word flesh word
Flash.
Word up, man.
Sexy flesh. Fresh
Word to your mother
Mama you sexy thang.
Sing it girl, preach it mama.
Let's make beautiful-
Right on;
read on.
f..db.ck? ati@etext.org