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³ RULES FOR BEING HUMAN ³
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³ 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be ³
³ yours for the entire period this time around. ³
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³ 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal ³
³ school called life. Each day in this school you will have the ³
³ opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them ³
³ irrelevant and stupid. ³
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³ 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial ³
³ and error, experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a ³
³ part of the process as the experiment that ultimately "works". ³
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³ 4. A lesson is repeated until learned. A lesson will be presented to ³
³ you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have ³
³ learned it you can go on to the next lesson. ³
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³ 5. Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does ³
³ not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be ³
³ learned. ³
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³ 6. "There" is no better than "here." When your "there" has become a ³
³ "here" you will simply obtain another "there" that will, again, look ³
³ better than "here". ³
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³ 7. Others are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something ³
³ about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or ³
³ hate about yourself. ³
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³ 8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and ³
³ resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice ³
³ is yours. ³
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³ 9. Your answers lie inside you. The answers to life's questions lie ³
³ inside you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust. ³
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³ 10. You will forget all this... ³
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