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<EFBFBD> RULES FOR BEING HUMAN <20>
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<EFBFBD> 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be <20>
<EFBFBD> yours for the entire period this time around. <20>
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<EFBFBD> 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal <20>
<EFBFBD> school called life. Each day in this school you will have the <20>
<EFBFBD> opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them <20>
<EFBFBD> irrelevant and stupid. <20>
<EFBFBD> <20>
<EFBFBD> 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial <20>
<EFBFBD> and error, experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a <20>
<EFBFBD> part of the process as the experiment that ultimately "works". <20>
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<EFBFBD> 4. A lesson is repeated until learned. A lesson will be presented to <20>
<EFBFBD> you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have <20>
<EFBFBD> learned it you can go on to the next lesson. <20>
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<EFBFBD> 5. Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does <20>
<EFBFBD> not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be <20>
<EFBFBD> learned. <20>
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<EFBFBD> 6. "There" is no better than "here." When your "there" has become a <20>
<EFBFBD> "here" you will simply obtain another "there" that will, again, look <20>
<EFBFBD> better than "here". <20>
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<EFBFBD> 7. Others are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something <20>
<EFBFBD> about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or <20>
<EFBFBD> hate about yourself. <20>
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<EFBFBD> 8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and <20>
<EFBFBD> resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice <20>
<EFBFBD> is yours. <20>
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<EFBFBD> 9. Your answers lie inside you. The answers to life's questions lie <20>
<EFBFBD> inside you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust. <20>
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<EFBFBD> 10. You will forget all this... <20>
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