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# REAL
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The "Real" Guides
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## FILES
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/808-elit.txt [ 5817] How to Be Elite, by 808 State (1991)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/anarch.hum [ 5680] Anarchists: What a bunch of Pussies! By Mr. Curious
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/anarchy.hum [ 3125] How to be an Anarchist (Probably should be REAL ANARCHISTS...)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/anklebyt.txt [ 11102] The Real Anklebyter's Guide
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/bangers.txt [ 3093] The Real Guide to Headbangers Volume 2: By Night Hawk and Night Ranger
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/compnerd.hum [ 3930] How to be a Computer Nerd (Also known as "REAL NERDS")
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/engineer.txt [ 1548] Real Engineers
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/k00ld00d.txt [ 5069] The History of Real K-K00l D00Ds by The Edge
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/killnerd.hum [ 5680] Spotting and Killing Nerds by John Smith and Sorcerer's Apprentice
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/kooldoo4.txt [ 8409] K-K00L D00Ds Volume 4, by The Radioactive Snail
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/lechhate.hum [ 6307] What Leeches Hate about AE Sysops
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/leechdic.hum [ 8997] The Leech Dictionary, by the Blue Buccaneer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/leechus.hum [ 7259] A Lengthy Comparison of Real Users and Real Leeches
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/losers.hum [ 4250] Real Losers Guide Volume 1, by The Enforcer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/mel-prog.txt [ 7805] The Story of a REAL Real Programmer: Mel
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/melvins.gph [ 3328] Real Computer Melvins
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/pirates.txt [ 13730] A Couple of Real Pirates Guides
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/pirates2.txt [ 6066] The Real Pirates Guide Volume III V.2 Written by the Whip
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/power.txt [ 7472] The Power User Guide to Power Users
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/pyros.hum [ 4145] The Real Pyros Guide by The Locksmith
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/quiche.txt [ 3588] Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/real.pro [ 1809] Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/real_p.rog [ 26141] Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal, by Ed Post, Tektronix
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/real_pro.pas [ 24993] Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL, by Ed Post, Tektronix
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/real_pro.spe [ 6437] Real Porgrammers Don't Write Specs
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realcpnk.txt [ 11780] The Men from Mongo present Real Cyberpunks (September 24, 1991)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realduh.txt [ 2300] The Real Deversi Dial Users Guide
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realeng.sof [ 3393] Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realgame.hum [ 5398] A Guide to Real Gamers, by Fritz Mertens
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realhomo.hum [ 5065] The Guide to Real Homosexuals/Lesbians. I Suspect Fake.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realluze.hum [ 3709] The Real Luzer's Guide, by Jimmy the Phreak
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realmel.pro [ 9262] Real Programmers Write in Fortran
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realmen.txt [ 24689] Real Programmers Don't Write Pascal
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realops.txt [ 5248] The Real operator's Guide
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realpas.pro [ 25241] Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realphre.hum [ 6209] Real Phreaker's Guide Volume I, by Taran King
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realpir.hum [ 4039] Your Guide to Real Pirates Guides
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realpir.txt [ 9344] The Real Pirate's Guide, by Ctrl-Reset
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realpira.hum [ 6529] The Real Pirate's Guide, by Rabid Rasta
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realprgr.txt [ 3807] Another Real Progammers Guide
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realpro.hum [ 8713] Real Programmers Don't use Fortran!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realprog.txt [ 2178] Real Programmers
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realrokr.txt [ 2202] A Real Rocker's Guide, by The Rocker
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realscie.hum [ 3529] Real Computer Scientists Don't Write Code
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realsoft.hum [ 3434] Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realsoft.txt [ 9977] Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realsurf.txt [ 2454] The Code of being a Real Surfer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realsys.txt [ 2136] Real Sysops Don't Eat Quiche by Karl Kemerait and T. Badd
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realteac.hum [ 12156] Real Computer Teachers, by The Joker
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realuser.txt [ 3043] Real Sysops and Unreal Board Crashers, and Real BBS Users, by The Master Watchman
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realwork.hum [ 5001] Real Works Users, by Jason Scott
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/rpg.001 [ 7552] The Real Pirate's Guide
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/rpg1.txt [ 6858] Being a Real Pirate.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/rpg2.txt [ 7738] Real Pirate's Guide, 2nd Edition
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/rpg3.txt [ 3302] Real Pirate's Guide, 3rd Edition
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/ruggies.hum [ 5155] The Real Ruggie's Guide
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/skimboar.hum [ 4192] A Guide to Real Skimboarders
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/skinstud.hum [ 7733] Real Skins Versus Real Studs
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/some.humor [ 6362] Collection of Really Weird News Stories from 1976
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/squid.hum [ 6850] The True Definition of a Squid
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/ticool.txt [ 5016] The Real "Cool Dudes" Guide, by Red Phantom
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/unrealus.hum [ 3594] The Unreal User and the Real User, by Floppie Freddie
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