# REAL
The "Real" Guides

## FILES
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/808-elit.txt [    5817] How to Be Elite, by 808 State (1991)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/anarch.hum [    5680] Anarchists: What a bunch of Pussies! By Mr. Curious

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/anarchy.hum [    3125] How to be an Anarchist (Probably should be REAL ANARCHISTS...)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/anklebyt.txt [   11102] The Real Anklebyter's Guide

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/bangers.txt [    3093] The Real Guide to Headbangers Volume 2: By Night Hawk and Night Ranger

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/compnerd.hum [    3930] How to be a Computer Nerd (Also known as "REAL NERDS")

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/engineer.txt [    1548] Real Engineers

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/k00ld00d.txt [    5069] The History of Real K-K00l D00Ds by The Edge

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/killnerd.hum [    5680] Spotting and Killing Nerds by John Smith and Sorcerer's Apprentice

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/kooldoo4.txt [    8409] K-K00L D00Ds Volume 4, by The Radioactive Snail

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/lechhate.hum [    6307] What Leeches Hate about AE Sysops

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/leechdic.hum [    8997] The Leech Dictionary, by the Blue Buccaneer

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/leechus.hum [    7259] A Lengthy Comparison of Real Users and Real Leeches

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/losers.hum [    4250] Real Losers Guide Volume 1, by The Enforcer

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/mel-prog.txt [    7805] The Story of a REAL Real Programmer: Mel

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/melvins.gph [    3328] Real Computer Melvins

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/pirates.txt [   13730] A Couple of Real Pirates Guides

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/pirates2.txt [    6066] The Real Pirates Guide Volume III V.2 Written by the Whip

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/power.txt [    7472] The Power User Guide to Power Users

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/pyros.hum [    4145] The Real Pyros Guide by The Locksmith

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/quiche.txt [    3588] Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/real.pro [    1809] Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/real_p.rog [   26141] Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal, by Ed Post, Tektronix

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/real_pro.pas [   24993] Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL, by Ed Post, Tektronix

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/real_pro.spe [    6437] Real Porgrammers Don't Write Specs

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realcpnk.txt [   11780] The Men from Mongo present Real Cyberpunks (September 24, 1991)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realduh.txt [    2300] The Real Deversi Dial Users Guide

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realeng.sof [    3393] Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realgame.hum [    5398] A Guide to Real Gamers, by Fritz Mertens

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realhomo.hum [    5065] The Guide to Real Homosexuals/Lesbians. I Suspect Fake.

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realluze.hum [    3709] The Real Luzer's Guide, by Jimmy the Phreak

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realmel.pro [    9262] Real Programmers Write in Fortran

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realmen.txt [   24689] Real Programmers Don't Write Pascal

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realops.txt [    5248] The Real operator's Guide

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realpas.pro [   25241] Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realphre.hum [    6209] Real Phreaker's Guide Volume I, by Taran King

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realpir.hum [    4039] Your Guide to Real Pirates Guides

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realpir.txt [    9344] The Real Pirate's Guide, by Ctrl-Reset

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realpira.hum [    6529] The Real Pirate's Guide, by Rabid Rasta

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realprgr.txt [    3807] Another Real Progammers Guide

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realpro.hum [    8713] Real Programmers Don't use Fortran!

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realprog.txt [    2178] Real Programmers

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realrokr.txt [    2202] A Real Rocker's Guide, by The Rocker

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realscie.hum [    3529] Real Computer Scientists Don't Write Code

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realsoft.hum [    3434] Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realsoft.txt [    9977] Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realsurf.txt [    2454] The Code of being a Real Surfer

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realsys.txt [    2136] Real Sysops Don't Eat Quiche by Karl Kemerait and T. Badd

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realteac.hum [   12156] Real Computer Teachers, by The Joker

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realuser.txt [    3043] Real Sysops and Unreal Board Crashers, and Real BBS Users, by The Master Watchman

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/realwork.hum [    5001] Real Works Users, by Jason Scott

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/rpg.001 [    7552] The Real Pirate's Guide

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/rpg1.txt [    6858] Being a Real Pirate.

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/rpg2.txt [    7738] Real Pirate's Guide, 2nd Edition

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/rpg3.txt [    3302] Real Pirate's Guide, 3rd Edition

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/ruggies.hum [    5155] The Real Ruggie's Guide

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/skimboar.hum [    4192] A Guide to Real Skimboarders

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/skinstud.hum [    7733] Real Skins Versus Real Studs

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/some.humor [    6362] Collection of Really Weird News Stories from 1976

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/squid.hum [    6850] The True Definition of a Squid

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/ticool.txt [    5016] The Real "Cool Dudes" Guide, by Red Phantom

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/REAL/unrealus.hum [    3594] The Unreal User and the Real User, by Floppie Freddie