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27 lines
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-= Serving Time or Serving Work =-
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In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
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At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
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In prison you get three meals a day.
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At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
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In prison you get time off for good behavior.
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At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
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At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
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In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
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In prison you can watch TV and play games.
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At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
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At work you are just ball-and-chained.
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In prison you get your own loo.
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At work you have to share.
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In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
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At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
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In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
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At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
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In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
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At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
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In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
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At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
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In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
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At work we have managers.
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