47 lines
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47 lines
1.3 KiB
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THE CONSTITUTION OF LOVE
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wE, THE LOVERS OF THE HEART, IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT KISS, ENABLE THE
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MIGHTY HUG, AND TO PROMOTE TO WHOM WE PLEASE, BUT PLEASE THE ONE WE KISS.
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ARTICLE #1-STATEMENT OF LOVE-THE KISS
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1. ON THE HAND---I ADORE YOU
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2. ON THE CHEEK---JUST FRIENDS
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3. ON THE NECK---I WANT YOU
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4. ON THE LIPS---I LOVE YOU
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5. ON THE EAR---JUST JOKING
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6. ANYWHERE ELSE---DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY!!!!!
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7. LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES---KISS ME
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8. HANDS ON THE WAIST---I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET YOU GO
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ARTICLE #2-THE THREE STEPS
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1. GIRL---IF A BOY GETS TOO FRESH, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SLAP HIM
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2. BOY---IF A GIRL SLAPS YOU, KISS HER
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3. BOY AND GIRL---CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT'S RUDE TO STARE
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ARTICLE #3-THE THREE COMMANDMENTS
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1. THOU SHALT NOT SQUEEZE TOO HARD
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2. THOU SHALT NOT ASK FOR A KISS, THOU SHALT TAKE ONE
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3. THOU SHALT KISS ON EVERY OPPORTUNITY
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ARTICLE #4-MUST
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1. AFTER READING THIS, YOU MUST KISS THE PERSON WHO GAVE YOU THIS UNLESS THEY
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ARE OF THE SAME SEX.
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REMEMBER...
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A PEACH IS A PEACH,
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A PLUM IS A PLUM,
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A KISS AIN'T A KISS,
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WITHOUT SOME TONGUE.
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SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH,
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AND CLOSE YOUR EYES---
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AND GIVE YOUR TONGUE...
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SOME EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!
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