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(PURITY TEST II)
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Ver 2.2.75 12:38:34.88 14.IIII.90
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On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If
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you're still too young to qualify, well, these things take time.
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Remember: the conjugation is "I am erotic, You are kinky, They are perverts"
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Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy)
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Necking: the kissing or stroking of a persons head or neck, the
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stroking of arms hands or back.
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Petting: the above plus the caressing or fondling of other portions
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of anatomy; through or underneath clothing.
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Sexual activity: all of the above, plus what your puerile imagination
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dreams up.
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Posslq : "person of the opposite sex sharing living quarters."
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Bureaucrat for live-in lover.
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Most of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the taking
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as was had in the making.
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And yes, technicalities count.
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I Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities
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have you:
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1.hugged somebody?
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2.kissed a friend or stranger as a friendly gesture?
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3.kissed a friend or stranger as an unfriendly gesture?
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4.held hands with someone?
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5.been on a date?
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6.been on a date past one a.m.?
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7.stood someone up?
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8.dated someone on a regular basis?
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9.slam danced?
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10.slow danced?
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11.copped a feel while slow dancing?
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12.tangoed?
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13.waltzed?
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14.french kissed?
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15.necked?
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16.attended sub races, watched for UFO's, or similar activity?
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17.hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi or hydropool)?
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18.hot tubbed in the nude?
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19.hot tubbed in the nude in mixed company?
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20.while hot tubbing been groped under the water?
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21.while hot tubbing groped someone under the water?
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22.saunaed or steam bathed in mixed company?
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23.saunaed or steam bathed in the nude?
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24.saunaed or steam bathed in the nude in mixed company?
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25.put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on someone (at beach or pool
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26.had someone put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on you?
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27.played post office (or other kissing game)?
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28.played pony express (post office with more horsing around)?
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29.played Twister? (Extra point for Naked Twister)
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30.been picked up?
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31.picked someone up?
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32.picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)?
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33.had a one night stand?
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34.been hit by a thrown chalk eraser (by the teacher)?
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35.been in intellectual combat with an unarmed person, and not
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given them a running head start?
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36.been on a pub crawl?
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37.slept on watch?
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38.slept in your undies?
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39.slept in the nude?
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40.slept in class?
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41.interrupted a lecture with your snoring?
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42.bundled (archaic, the sharing of sleeping arrangements by persons
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of the opposite sex while clothed. In theory, nothing goes on.)?
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43.played footsie or 'kneesie'?
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44.played footsie or 'kneesie' with someone not your date, signific-
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ant other or spouse?
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45.been unable to share a bed, sleeping bag or other sleeping
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arrangements without something steamy happening?
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46.used tickling as a pickup or getting to know you better activity?
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47.lusted in your heart for someone without their knowledge?
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48.been in or started a food fight?
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49.photocopied parts of your body, such as your face, hands or feet?
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50.read the Song of Solomon?
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51.read The National Geographic?
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52.played doctor?
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53.kissed and told?
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54.been unable to cuss someone out in language acceptable in polite
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society (e.g. is your cursing run of the mill, or do you have
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some class)?
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55.used 'fuck' or 'shit' as a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun,
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infix, suffix, prefix or prepositional article in a sentence?
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56.done something that you don't want someone to know about (parents-
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, employer, boy/girlfriend, spouse, roommate)?
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57.never been amused about something you thought too embarrassing
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to explain to another?
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58.cussed in your sleep?
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59.worn a strapless gown?
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60.skipped class?
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61.skipped class with teacher?
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62.refused to be with someone because they whistled dirty songs?
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63.been a bore?
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64.been bar hopping?
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65.been overcome by celibacy and didn't like it?
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66.been to a cocktail party?
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67.drank beer because you liked to piss?
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68.dyed a pet strange colours (green, pink or purple)?
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69.dyed your hair an outrageous colour (deliberately)?
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II Autoerotica (No, it doesn't mean 'love of cars')
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have you:
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70.scratched and sniffed any catalog?
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71.had an arousing or sexually explicit dream (Wet Dreams and the like)?
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72.read or bought erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals?
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73.read or bought pornographic material that might be described
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as really gross?
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74.subscribed to any erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit
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periodicals? (include alt.sex, alt.sex.whatever)
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75.read erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit books?
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76.read classic pornographic books (Candy, Fanny Hill, Naked Came
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the Stranger)?
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77.been bored while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit
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literature?
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78.been afraid you were slipping into monogamy?
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79.written erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature
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(lust letters count)?
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80.misspelled 'dirty' words, or misspelled other words as 'dirty' words?
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81.read any sex manuals (e.g. Joy of Sex, Everything you always
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wanted to Know about Sex)?
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82.read Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis?
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83.read the Kama Sutra?
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84.read any Presidential report on obscenity?
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85.underlined, or marked 'good' parts?
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86.made an obscene phone call anonymously (to someone you didn't know)?
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87.received an anonymous obscene phone call?
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88.received an obscene phone call and had it turned you on?
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89.called any recorded phone sex number (The 976 numbers)?
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90.called any live sex numbers?
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91.recorded an obscene call for later playback?
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92.worked at a live phone sex number?
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93.masturbated?
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94.masturbated more than four times in 24 hours?
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95.masturbated on a regular basis (more than once a week)?
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96.masturbated to orgasm?
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97.fantasized about someone while masturbating?
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98.fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex?
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99.masturbated while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually
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explicit literature?
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100.masturbated while reading textbooks (biology or human sexuality
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don't count)?
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101.masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in private
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(cable, videotape, or film)?
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102.masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in public
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(a theatre)?
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103.been "caught" masturbating?
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104.adjusted your genitals in public (you'd think they'd be set
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at the factory)?
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105.affected an accent (SCA or Theatre doesn't count)?
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106.asked a friend, of thier new male friend, '.. is he hung'?
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107.sent a strip o gram?
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108.done a strip tease for someone?
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109.been to a burlesque show (Rocky Horror counts)?
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110.participated in a Rocky Horror Picture Show production (costume etc)?
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111.been to a peep show?
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112.been to a live sex show?
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113.been to a erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie?
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114.been to a private showing of a erotic, pornographic or sexually
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explicit movie (The classic 'stag' party, even if you're female)?
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115.held a private showing of an erotic, pornographic or sexually
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explicit movie?
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116.practiced autoerotic asphyxia (trying to heighten your sexual
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pleasure through semi-suffocation)?
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117.bought or made a codpiece or padded bra?
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118.worn a codpiece or padded bra?
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119.wished you were of the opposite sex?
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120.decided that if you were to be of the opposite sex you'd want
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to be homosexual?
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121.had a friend of the opposite sex that you traded clothes with?
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122.had a sex change operation?
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123.worn clothing that was "revealing" (either of your figure,
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or that emphasized 'strategic' locations)?
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124.worn clothing that you didn't know was THAT revealing (like
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the seat has ripped out or such)?
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125.gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear?
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126.been in public without wearing underwear?
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127.photocopied personal portions of your anatomy (tits, ass or
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genitals)?
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128.programmed a computer to orgasm (yours or theirs, doesn't matter)?
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129.cruised (in an automobile)?
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130.cruised the bars?
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131.cruised the gay bars?
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132.cruised the leather bars?
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III Ethical Considerations
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have you:
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133.plotted to murder someone (commission is covered later)?
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134.told bad jokes?
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135.made puns?
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136.made puns on obscenities (e.g. "knock knock." 'who's there?'
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"fornication", 'fornication who' "fornication like this you
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should wear a black tie")?
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137.told shaggy dog stories?
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138.flubbed a punch line?
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139.held a grudge?
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140.recited limericks?
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141.served cheap booze?
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142.passed cheap booze as the expensive stuff?
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143.not paid your library fines?
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144.lied?
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145.been in adultery (technically it's only if you were married,
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but counts if you weren't)?
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146.started a fight?
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147.started a bar fight?
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148.started a brawl?
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149.instigated a raid (panty or otherwise)?
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150.instigated a border raid?
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151.instigated a border war?
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152.watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo
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or Oprah?
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153.watched primetime soaps?
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154.not considered living together without benefit of clergy or
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legal sanction a sin (can't live in sin if you don't believe
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in it)?
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155.not respected the sanctity of living in sin (e.g., hit up on
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someone regardless of whether they lived with another)?
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156.implied greater or lesser (non-sexual) experience than you
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actually possessed?
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157.implied greater or lesser sexual experience than you actually
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possessed?
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158.had sex with someone whose name you didn't know at the time?
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159.had sex with someone whose name you still don't know?
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160.had sex with someone whose name you don't remember?
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161.had sex with someone whose language you don't (or didn't) know?
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162.had sex with someone whose name you didn't want to know?
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163.had sexual activity with someone ten or more years younger than you?
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164.had sexual activity with someone ten or more years older than you?
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165.had sex with someone half your age?
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166.had sex with someone twice your age?
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167.had sex with someone for revenge (on them, on their current
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or ex-, on your current or ex-)?
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168.lied about how old you were for purposes of sexual activity?
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169.lied about how old you were in order to obtain alcohol?
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170.broken your word, vow or promise?
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171.told someone you loved them when you did not?
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172.were nice to someone in hopes of having sex with them?
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173.told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted
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sex with them?
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174.fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other than
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the one present during sexual activity?
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175.fantasized during sexual activity that you were somebody else?
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176.faked orgasm (guys too)?
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177.told them they were great when they weren't?
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178.intentionally 'eavesdropped' while others were engaged in sexual
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activity?
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179.plotted conspiracy?
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180.shown erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movies or videos
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to get someone in the mood?
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181.used alcohol to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity
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(yours included)?
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182.used another drug to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual
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activity (yours included)?
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183.dipped into capital (been unable to live on one's investment income.
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An 'Old Money' no-no. If you have to ask the answeris 'no.')?
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184.traded on inside information?
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185.ignored someone because you didn't want to admit you had had
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sex with them?
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186.wanted something or someone that someone else has, simply because
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they have it and you don't (coveted)?
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187.gone steady with two or more people with one person unaware
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of the other(s)?
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188.gone steady with two or more people with all aware of the other(s)?
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189.implied having had sex with someone when you hadn't?
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190.denied having sex with someone when you had (not telling your
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parents is merely survival)?
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191.gossiped?
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192.been in military service?
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193.put an ad in the persons to persons?
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194.put an ad for a sex partner?
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195.advertised for a sex partner including a photograph?
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196.answered an advert for a sex partner?
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197.exited through a window because someone came home unexpectantly?
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198.taken someone someplace to be seen in their company?
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199.taken someone someplace to be seen in their company by someone
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in particular?
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200.been in a wet t-shirt contest?
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201.judged a wet t-shirt contest?
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202.given you kids unusual names (Shanda Lear, Laurel Ann Hardy)?
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203.given your cat or dog a mohawk or a punk hairdo?
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204.given your kids unusual names (Dweezel)?
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205.gone to a scary movie as an excuse to get close to someone?
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206.fed live animals to pets (eg baby chicks to the pit bull)?
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207.fed someone 'tref' (eg non-kosher food. Only counts if they
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were keeping kosher at the time)?
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208.mixed meat and dairy?
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209.eaten 'tref' (i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were
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keeping kosher at the time)?
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210.eaten during daylight during Ramadan?
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211.eaten read meat on Friday (an RC no-no)?
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212.fed someone dogfood?
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213.been in a gross out contest?
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214.been in a gross out contest, and won?
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215.hired someone more for their looks?
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216.wife-(or husband)swapped?
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217.wanted to trade them in for a working model?
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218.been willing to trade 'em off cheap?
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219.told somebody something "for their own good"?
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220.had sex without the use of a birth control method more effective
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than prayer (Oh God don't let me/her get pregnant)?
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221.had sex without the use of even prayer (they call people who
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do this frequently "parents")?
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222.welshed on a bet or wager?
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223.offered sexual favors as payoff for a wager?
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224.offered another's sexual favors as payoff for your wager?
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225.feared that you might be (or caused someone to be) unintentionally
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pregnant?
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226.always accepted sex (never refused it regardless of race, creed,
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colour, religion, age, gender or condition)?
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227.found out you were (or caused someone to be) unintentionally
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pregnant?
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228.offered sex for money or other consideration (a better grade,
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raise, "services rendered")?
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229.had sex with someone who was merely doing you a favor?
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230.demanded sex for money or other consideration ("Put out or
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walk"/"I'll scream if you don't" are but the more blatant forms)?
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231.coerced someone into having sex with you (you were going to
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be impossible to be with unless your hormone level was lowered)?
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232.accepted sex for money or other consideration (a better grade,
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raise, "services rendered")?
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233.offered a sympathy fuck?
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234.offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected?
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235.drank all but the last quarter inch from the milk carton or
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water bottle and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn't
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have to refill it)?
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236.attempted to corrupt someone's morals?
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237.attempted to corrupt someone's morals and discover it is too late?
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238.attempted to corrupt someone's morals only to discover they
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know things you don't?
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239.woke up the next morning with the computer keyboard on your
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pillow (you might be programming too much)?
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240.tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help
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prevent/relieve cramps?
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241.tried to convince your partner that oral sex was good for the
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complexion?
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242.considered sperm a protein supplement?
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243.questioned someone about their sex life when they were incapable
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of not answering (e.g. they were truly wasted, or talking in
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their sleep)?
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244.questioned a significant other about their sex life when they
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were incapable of not answering?
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245.used whatever they said against them?
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246.kited checks?
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IIII Legal technicalities
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have you:
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247.deliberately bounced a check?
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248.shoplifted?
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249.'borrowed' something of value with no intention of returning
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it ('borrowing' kleenex, condoms or tampons, doesn't count)?
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250.written graffiti?
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251.committed murder?
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252.attempted to commit suicide?
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253.succeeded?
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254.had a fake id?
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255.manufactured fake id?
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256.speeded (automotive, not pharmaceutical)?
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257.drag raced (on the street)?
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258.driven without a license?
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259.driven while suspended?
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260.bought or sold anything on a black market?
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261.stolen any item or cash?
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262.stolen a kiss?
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263.used bootleg software?
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264.plotted felony (that's conspiracy and may count)?
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265.operated a vehicle or piece of heavy machinery while intoxicated?
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266.plotted treason (betrayal of state secrets)?
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267.lead someone to believe they were the father when they weren't?
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268.lead someone to believe they weren't the father when they were?
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269.been liable for arrest on a morals charge (pandering, pimping,
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prostitution, impersonating a human being)?
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270.been a pool, card or chess shark?
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271.been to a dog or cock fight?
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272.incited to riot?
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273.plotted a coup (civic class doesn't count)?
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274.committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)?
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275.committed sedation (bored an audience to sleep)?
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276.committed treason?
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277.been thought politically unreliable?
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278.been thought politically reliable?
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279.looted, raped, pillaged or burned (The Barbarian Pentathalon)?
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280.bought alcohol for minors?
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281.sent a chain letter?
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282.started a chain letter?
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283.made unregistered explosive devices (bombs)?
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284.made or acquired 'elint' (electronic intelligence) equipment (bugs)?
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285.installed or used 'elint' equipment (wiretaps, tape recorders, etc)?
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286.been in the badger game?
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287.stayed for a second feature having paid only for the first?
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288.removed the tag that says "do not remove under penalty of law"?
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289.rode public transportation w/o paying?
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290.raised tuition/rent by streetwalking?
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291.pistol whipped someone?
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292.been a bigamist?
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293.carried concealed weapons?
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294.evaded taxes?
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295.evaded custom duties by not declaring something subject to a duty or tax?
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296.had someone buy you alcohol while you were still a minor?
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297.been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man?
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298.been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man and
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wish you actually were?
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299.deliberately failed to pay child support?
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300.bought your own alcohol while still a minor?
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301.been drunk while still a minor?
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302.had sexual activity while under the age of consent (masturbation
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doesn't count)?
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303.had sexual activity while under the age of consent with someone
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over the age of consent?
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304.had sexual activity since reaching the age of consent with
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someone under the age of consent?
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305.plagerized?
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306.been to a "public bath"?
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307.patronized a prostitute?
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308.been to a "massage parlor"?
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309.been to a brothel as a customer?
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310.been to a brothel as an employee?
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311.contracted a 'social' disease (not just the common cold)?
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312.contracted mono?
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313.been treated for exposure to a std (sexually transmitted disease)
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because someone you'd been with had been?
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314.had sex with someone knowing you had been exposed to a std?
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315.had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a std?
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316.gotten a 'frequent flier' bonus at the free clinic?
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V Things to do and people to do them with. (The nitty and the gritty)
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are you now, or have you ever been...
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317.engaged in heterosexual activity (with a member of the opposite sex)?
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318. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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considered doing so?
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319.engaged in homosexual activity (with a member of your sex)?
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320. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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321.engaged in incestual activity (with a member of your family)?
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322. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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323.engaged in homosexual incest (with a member of your family and gender)?
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324. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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325.engaged in bisexual activity (defined here as sexual activity
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with both genders on a relatively even ratio for the period
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of time in question)?
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326. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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327.engaged in bestiality (sex with non-humans, not the merely sub human)?
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328. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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329.engaged in xeno eroticism (sexual activity with alien life forms)?
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330. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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331.engaged in pedophillia (sexual activity with pre-teenage children)?
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332. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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333.engaged in bondage ('voluntarily', you had some control on initiation.)?
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334. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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335.engaged in sodomy (defined as either: 1) copulation with a
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member of the same sex or with animals or 2) non-coital intercourse,
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esp anal or oral copulation with the opposite sex)?
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336. practiced zipitage(picking other people's zits)?
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337. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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338. performed analingus ("oral stimulation of the anus")?
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339. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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340. crossed dressed (dressing in clothing of the opposite sex),
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other than for a costume party?
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341. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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342. crossed dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you
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liked it?
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343. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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344. practiced necrophila (sex with the dead)?
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345. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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346.practiced zombiphilia (sex with the undead)?
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347.had a leather fetish?
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348.had a rubber fetish (insisting on the use of rubbers doesn't qualify)?
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349.performed anal intercourse ("That'd have to be in the butt, Bob")?
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350. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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351.cause another person pain for your pleasure (its called sadism)?
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352. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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353.had another inflict pain for your own pleasure (its called masochism)?
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354. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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355.tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain (its called cruel)?
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356.used Schedule I (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (synthetic opiates,
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|
meth-amphetamines, marijuana, hallucinogens, LSD)?
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|
(with over 145 drugs scheduled, we're not listing them all)
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357. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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358.used Schedule II (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (opium, coca leave
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|
products (Coca Cola is doesn't count))?
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359. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
|
thought about it?
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360.used Schedule III (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs ( barbiturates,
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|
lysergic acid, amphetamine)?
|
|
361. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
|
thought about it?
|
|
362.used Schedule IV (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (Barbital, chloral
|
|
Hydrate, Phenobarbital)?
|
|
363. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
|
thought about it?
|
|
364.abused Schedule V (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (codeine)?
|
|
365. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
|
thought about it?
|
|
366.intentionally unrinated on someone (its called 'golden showers',
|
|
'water sports', or piss fights)?
|
|
367. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
|
thought about it?
|
|
368.intentionally defecated on someone(it's called sick)?
|
|
369. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
|
thought about it?
|
|
370.intentionally unrinated on yourself?
|
|
371. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
|
thought about it?
|
|
372.intentionally defecated on yourself?
|
|
373. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
|
thought about it?
|
|
374.mutilated animals for your own pleasure?
|
|
375. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
|
thought about it?
|
|
376.flirted?
|
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377.flirted with in-laws?
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|
|
|
VI Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll
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have you:
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378.considered the song "I want to hold you hand" suggestive?
|
|
379.considered 'why don't we do it in the road' a reasonable question?
|
|
380.been intoxicated from alcohol?
|
|
381.been intoxicated from some other drug?
|
|
382.been intoxicated from a controlled or illicit drug?
|
|
383.introduced someone to 'drugs' in general?
|
|
384.introduced someone to a new (to them) drug?
|
|
385.used over the counter drugs for purposes of getting intoxicated?
|
|
386.taken any drug that you weren't sure what it was, just to find
|
|
out what it does (foolish you)?
|
|
387.used prescription drugs that you didn't 'need' or have the
|
|
prescription for ('abused' a controlled substance)?
|
|
388.bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug?
|
|
389.bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale?
|
|
390.sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned
|
|
somebody)?
|
|
391.bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use?
|
|
392.frequently bought controlled or illicit drugs in bulk for person-
|
|
al use (like weekly or there abouts)?
|
|
393.had a standing order with your supplier?
|
|
394.taken a non-prescription opiate (heroin, morphine, or opium)
|
|
more than 4 times?
|
|
395.ingested cocaine (bolivian marching powder)?
|
|
396.smoked crack?
|
|
397.freebased?
|
|
398.chugged?
|
|
399.sniffed glue?
|
|
400.smoked the killer weed (tobacco)?
|
|
401.smoked the killer weed (marijuana)?
|
|
402.smoked the killer weed (oregano)?
|
|
403.smoked banana peels?
|
|
404.smoked clove cigarettes?
|
|
405.chewed tobacco, or snuff?
|
|
406.gargled with hard liquor (No more mediciny breath!)?
|
|
407.had alcohol for breakfast?
|
|
408.drank Coke & nutmeg?
|
|
409.drank Coke & aspirin?
|
|
410.made Alice B. Toklas Cookies (marijuana or hash brownies)?
|
|
411.eaten Alice B. Toklas Cookies?
|
|
412.inhaled nitrous oxide (laughing gas) recreationally?
|
|
413.injected any non-prescription drug into yourself?
|
|
414.injected any non-prescription drug into yourself on more than
|
|
one occasion?
|
|
415.injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously
|
|
into yourself?
|
|
416.injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously
|
|
into yourself on more than one occasion?
|
|
417.injected any non-prescription drug into someone else?
|
|
418.injected any non-prescription drug into someone else on more
|
|
than one occasion?
|
|
419.injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously
|
|
into someone else?
|
|
420.injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously
|
|
into someone else on more than one occasion?
|
|
421.spiked a punch with alcohol?
|
|
422.spiked a punch with other drugs?
|
|
423.taken any synthetic hallucinogen (MDA, STP, Deep Purple, or Sandoz)?
|
|
424.did you understand the examples in the last question?
|
|
425.ingested any 'natural' hallucinogen (peyote, mescaline, 'shrooms, ergot)?
|
|
426.had a bad trip?
|
|
427.gotten a bad batch?
|
|
428.taken hallucinogens for enlightenment, or other philosophical reason?
|
|
429.taken PCP or other veterinary drug?
|
|
430.taken any 'designer' drugs?
|
|
431.used the list of controlled drugs as a checklist (USC title
|
|
21, sec 812)?
|
|
432.been to a rock concert?
|
|
433.been to a heavy metal concert?
|
|
434.been to a Frank Zappa rock concert?
|
|
435.been to a Barry Manilow concert?
|
|
436.listened to acid rock?
|
|
437.listened to acid rock while on acid?
|
|
438.been a groupie?
|
|
439.been a roadie?
|
|
440.thought about starting a band to meet groupies?
|
|
441.thought about starting a band to get good dope?
|
|
442.told someone you were with the band?
|
|
443.told someone you were with the band, and it worked?
|
|
444.played records backwards to hear the secret messages?
|
|
445.found the secret message recorded backwards on an album?
|
|
446.sung dirty songs, the kind with no subtlety in the lyrics (e.g.
|
|
Let's get drunk and Screw)?
|
|
447.sung bawdy songs (e.g. Polka Dot Undies, Do your ears hang
|
|
low, the Bottle Song)?
|
|
448.composed bawdy lyrics?
|
|
449.done speed or meth-amphetamine?
|
|
450.made or synthesized your own drugs?
|
|
451.made or synthesized drugs, 'commercially' (been the lab)?
|
|
452.grown your own?
|
|
453.bred your own?
|
|
454.bought 'moonshine' (any alcoholic beverage made outside the
|
|
Federal limit of 200 gallons annually for personal consumption)?
|
|
455.brewed your own?
|
|
456.had sex while stoned or drunk?
|
|
457.used any drug when you were to wasted to know if it had any
|
|
effect (e.g. smoked pot while blitzed)?
|
|
458.taken mood altering drugs without prescription (valium or quaalude)?
|
|
459.been told you had sex the night before and you can't recall a thing?
|
|
460.awaken the next morning wondering where you were?
|
|
461.awaken the next morning wondering if you had a good time?
|
|
462.awaken the next morning wondering where you were, and who's
|
|
that next to you?
|
|
463.awaken the next morning wondering who you were?
|
|
464.felt like the Three Bears (who's been sleeping in my bed)?
|
|
465.felt like Baby Bear (who's that sleeping in my bed)?
|
|
466.ever thrown up from too much alcohol (aka driven the porcelain
|
|
bus, blown chips, tossing your cookies, the technicolor yawn,
|
|
praying to the porcelain god, called for the car (There's Ralph's
|
|
Buick)?
|
|
467.ever had blackouts (periods where you don't remember what happened)?
|
|
468.been hung over?
|
|
469.had a hangover last more than one days?
|
|
470.taken the hair of the dog that bit you?
|
|
|
|
VII The Erotic, the Kinky, the Tacky and the possibly Perverted
|
|
have you:
|
|
471.been a member of a fraternity or sorority?
|
|
472.said "I'm normal, its everyone else that's weird?
|
|
473.told dirty jokes in mixed company?
|
|
474.Discussed masturbation?
|
|
475.french kissed below the waist?
|
|
476.Discussed oral sex techniques (In general, not as part of a lesson)?
|
|
477.asked for instructions in oral sex techniques (again, lecture not lab)?
|
|
478.given lessons in oral sex techniques ('Pay attention, I'm only
|
|
going to do this once...!')?
|
|
479.demonstrated oral sex techniques with a 'visual aid' (carrot,
|
|
cucumber or taco)?
|
|
480.demonstrated oral sex techniques with an assistant?
|
|
481.demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one person at a time?
|
|
482.played any game which required the removal of clothing (strip poker,
|
|
Monopoly or Chess)?
|
|
483.deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothing
|
|
(folding with four aces)?
|
|
484.owned a collection of underwear not your own?
|
|
485.been attracted to someone more by an article of their clothing
|
|
than by their body?
|
|
486.been a voyeur (without their knowledge)?
|
|
487.accepted an invitation to watch?
|
|
488.made an invitation to watch?
|
|
489.disrobed in public?
|
|
490.been to a nude beach?
|
|
491.sunned your buns or tanned your can?
|
|
492.paraded about in the nude (sprints don't count, nor does while
|
|
searching for undies)?
|
|
493.been sad because someone you knew was getting married?
|
|
494.been sad because someone you knew was getting married and now
|
|
you'd never get to sleep with them?
|
|
495.used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)?
|
|
496.searched for the G-spot?
|
|
497.searched for the G-spot and found it?
|
|
498.told him he had when he hadn't but you just wanted him out ?
|
|
499.rooted for the Klingons?
|
|
500.felt sad because Skywalker killed the Emperor?
|
|
501.rooted for the Wicked Witch?
|
|
502.contemplated the political, social and geometric possibilities
|
|
of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
|
|
503.wondered where Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty to wake her up?
|
|
504.wondered about the sex life of Smurfette (the only female on
|
|
the whole damn show)?
|
|
505.accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender?
|
|
506.accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender,
|
|
not realizing it till you were through?
|
|
507.intentionally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender
|
|
(how else can you read the graffiti)?
|
|
508.won the pig pen award for your floor, dorm, fraternity/sorority,
|
|
college or state?
|
|
509.pissed on an electric fence?
|
|
510.streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bod
|
|
to the general public (without pay, topless dancing doesn'tcount)?
|
|
511.streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bod
|
|
to the general public as part of the job (modeling doesn'tcount)?
|
|
512.posed nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings or
|
|
photographs as a 'favor'?
|
|
513.posed nude or semi nude in public (e.g. art classes) as a 'favor'?
|
|
514.posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexually
|
|
explicit art?
|
|
515.asked someone to pose nude or semi nude for private drawings,
|
|
paintings or photographs as a 'favor'?
|
|
516.asked someone to pose nude or semi nude in public (e.g. art
|
|
classes) as a 'favor'?
|
|
517.asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually
|
|
explicit art or photographs?
|
|
518.asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually
|
|
explicit photographs and there was no film in the camera?
|
|
519.made lewd, licentious or suggestive gestures while dancing in public?
|
|
520.helped to cover for someone's escapades (provide alibi, accommod-
|
|
ations, opportunity)?
|
|
521.been besieged by someone who thought they could satisfy you
|
|
and make an honest person of you?
|
|
522.been late to work, class or an appointment because you were
|
|
involved in sexual activity?
|
|
523.read anything by the Marquis de Sade?
|
|
524.drank blood?
|
|
525.been nicknamed for a behavior pattern of yours ('Sleepy')?
|
|
526.been nicknamed for an aberrant behavior pattern of yours ('Sleazy')?
|
|
527.been interrupted by the police while necking,
|
|
and they were more embarrassed than you?
|
|
528.been an exhibitionist?
|
|
529.had sexual activity with siblings (brother or sisters not your own)?
|
|
530.had sexual activity simultaneously with both (or however many) siblings?
|
|
531.had sexual activity with a parent and child, not your own (mother
|
|
/daughter, father/son, mother/son, father/daughter)?
|
|
532.both at the same time?
|
|
533.shaved your head?
|
|
534.shaved your pubic region (pits don't count)?
|
|
535.have someone else shave your pubic region?
|
|
536.shaved someone else's pubic region?
|
|
537.had sex during menstruation?
|
|
538.had oral sex with a menstruating woman?
|
|
539.mooned or goosed someone you knew?
|
|
540.mooned or goosed someone you didn't know?
|
|
541.mooned or goosed someone you thought you knew?
|
|
542.stimulated your partner anally (with your finger, vibrator
|
|
or whatnot)?
|
|
543.been stimulated anally (with a finger, vibrator or whatnot)?
|
|
544.had a spouse, posslq, or date leave you for someone of their
|
|
gender (e.g. your husband left you for another man)?
|
|
545.left a spouse, posslq, or date for someone of your gender?
|
|
546.picked your nose in public?
|
|
547.picked someone else's nose (in private, we don't want to know
|
|
about your perversions)?
|
|
548.had someone else pick your nose?
|
|
549.sexually harassed someone (e.g. made unwanted sexual advances)?
|
|
550.graded someone's act of sexual harassment?
|
|
551.handed out condoms as party favors?
|
|
552.discussed favorite brand of condom?
|
|
553.comparison shopped for condoms (plain or ribbed)?
|
|
554.inflated a condom?
|
|
555.chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack of)?
|
|
556.bought condoms by the case (wholesale, not just the 'family pack')?
|
|
557.bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly or
|
|
foam, or the pill)?
|
|
558.bought any other birth control item in bulk (the Pill, unless
|
|
you got it for more than one month at a time, doesn't count)?
|
|
559.used Coke as a contraceptive douche?
|
|
560.carried a condom 'just in case'?
|
|
561.tasted your own sexual fluids?
|
|
562.tasted another's sexual fluids?
|
|
563.complimented someone on their taste?
|
|
564.been complimented on your taste?
|
|
565.had your ears pierced?
|
|
566.had your nose pierced?
|
|
567.pierced someone else's ears?
|
|
568.worn body paint?
|
|
569.worn obscene or suggestive t-shirts?
|
|
570.worn t-shirts with obscene or graphic messages in a language
|
|
you didn't read?
|
|
571.written dirty fortune cookie fortunes?
|
|
572.have you a tattoo?
|
|
573.have you an 'obscene' tattoo (words or pictures)?
|
|
574.have you a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing (George
|
|
Shultz has a tiger on his butt)?
|
|
575.Have you a tattoo in an intimate location?
|
|
576.have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair?
|
|
577.used any object, longer than it is wide, for sexual purposes
|
|
(Coke bottle, rolling pin or feather duster)?
|
|
578.used a feather or other tickling device for the sexual arousal
|
|
of someone?
|
|
579.been to a funeral as a form of entertainment (ala Harold of
|
|
"Harold & Maude")?
|
|
580.Do you consider sex the price a woman has to pay for being
|
|
married ('just close your eyes and think of England')?
|
|
581.used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
|
|
582.put gravy, syrup, honey or other spreadable food on your partner
|
|
and licked or eaten it (things go better with butter)?
|
|
583.had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off?
|
|
584.used a vibrator for sexual stimulation?
|
|
585.bought ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
|
|
586.given or received ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
|
|
587.asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing not
|
|
because it was 'sexy' but because it turned you on?
|
|
588.tried to figure out the words to "Louie Louie"?
|
|
589.Been to a John Water's film (Pink Flamingos, anything starring Divine)?
|
|
590.more than once?
|
|
591.seen Eraserhead?
|
|
592.more than once?
|
|
593.thought of becoming a Veterinary because your first love died
|
|
of hoof & mouth?
|
|
594.had sex with a dead animal?
|
|
595.had sex in the presence of animals?
|
|
596.thought of becoming a vegetarian because the saddest day in
|
|
you life was when your first love was sent to market?
|
|
597.thought to make a contribution to science in similar fashion
|
|
to Madame D'Stael?
|
|
598.unrinated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or
|
|
receptacle (i.e. in a sink, fireplace or wastepaper basket)?
|
|
599.defecated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or
|
|
receptacle (i.e. in a fireplace, car seat, or wastepaper basket)?
|
|
600.tasted or eaten shit?
|
|
601.more than once?
|
|
602.tasted or drunk urine?
|
|
603.more than once?
|
|
604.been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation or the like?
|
|
605.kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator?
|
|
606.kept feces (crap) in the refrigerator (lab specimens do not count)?
|
|
|
|
|
|
VIII It's Gwendoline time! (Bondage)
|
|
have you ('voluntarily'):
|
|
607.improvised bondage extemporaneously during sexual activity
|
|
(e.g. holding someone's wrists over their head)?
|
|
608.do you consider Bondage a way of showing that you care for another person
|
|
609.been tied up for erotic purposes (ropes, scarves, ties)?
|
|
610.been tied up and fucked?
|
|
611.been tied up and masturbated upon?
|
|
612.been tied up and had to watch others?
|
|
613.been tied up knowing you might be seen by others?
|
|
614.been tied up with the intention of being seen by others?
|
|
615.willingly had your head inserted in a toilet bowl?
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|
616.inserted someone's head in a toilet bowl with their consent/acquiescence?
|
|
617.tied someone up for erotic purposes?
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618.tied someone up and fucked them?
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|
619.tied someone up and masturbated on them?
|
|
620.tied someone up and had them watch?
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|
621.tied someone up and shown them to others?
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|
622.been bound in chains?
|
|
623.been bound and had someone whip you?
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|
624.been whipped until you bled?
|
|
625.had your tongue pierced?
|
|
626.had your lips pierced?
|
|
627.had your other lips pierced (or penis)?
|
|
628.had your nipples pierced?
|
|
629.practiced flagellation?
|
|
630.gotten any good at it?
|
|
631.fantasized of being tied up for erotic purposes?
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|
632.fantasized of tying someone up for erotic purposes?
|
|
633.fantasized of tying someone up to show them to others?
|
|
634.fantasized of tying someone up to have them watch?
|
|
635.pierced someone else's lips?
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|
636.pierced someone else's tongue?
|
|
637.pierced someone else's other lips (or penis)?
|
|
638.pierced someone else's nipples?
|
|
639.bound someone in chains (handcuffs, leg irons or plain chain)?
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|
640.bound someone and whipped them?
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|
641.whipped someone until they bled?
|
|
642.bought bondage & discipline literature?
|
|
643.read "The Story of O"?
|
|
644.read both volumes of "The Story of O"?
|
|
645.seen the movie "The Story of O"?
|
|
646.posed for B&D drawings?
|
|
647.posed for B&D photographs?
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|
648.asked someone to pose for B&D drawings?
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|
649.asked someone to pose for B&D photographs?
|
|
650.asked someone to pose for B&D movies?
|
|
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|
IX Non-Platonic Activities (The steamy part.) Part 1.
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|
|
|
With a male not your spouse or posslq, have you:
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|
|
|
651.been propositioned by a man for necking or petting?
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|
652.been propositioned by a man for any sexual practice?
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|
653.been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man?
|
|
654.been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
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|
655.received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
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|
656.received a hickey in an intimate location?
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|
657.received scratch marks or nail marks?
|
|
658.been bit or nibbled upon?
|
|
659.been bit in an intimate location?
|
|
660.had a man fondled or stroked your clothed legs?
|
|
661.had a man fondled or stroked your clothed body?
|
|
662.had a man stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples?
|
|
663.have a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered genitals?
|
|
664.had a man fondled or stroked your bare legs?
|
|
665.had a man fondled or stroked your bare body?
|
|
666.had a man stroke or fondle your bare breast or nipples?
|
|
667.have a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals?
|
|
668.propositioned a man for necking or petting?
|
|
669.propositioned a man for any sexual practice?
|
|
670.pinched or patted a man's buttocks?
|
|
671.kissed a man below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
672.petted above or below the waist?
|
|
673.given a hickey?
|
|
674.given a hickey in an intimate location?
|
|
675.left scratches or nail marks?
|
|
676.left teeth marks?
|
|
677.left teeth marks in an intimate location?
|
|
678.fondled or stroked a man's clothed legs?
|
|
679.fondled or stroked a man's clothed body?
|
|
680.stroked or fondled a man's clothed breast or nipple?
|
|
681.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's covered genitals?
|
|
682.fondled or stroked a man's bare legs?
|
|
683.fondled or stroked a man's bare body?
|
|
684.stroked or fondled a man's bare breast or nipple?
|
|
685.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's bare genitals?
|
|
686.been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?
|
|
687.had you fingers licked or sucked?
|
|
688.licked or sucked a man's fingers?
|
|
689.had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?
|
|
690.licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a man's ear or ear region?
|
|
691.fondled a man who was asleep?
|
|
692.woken up being fondled?
|
|
693.had sex with a man who was asleep and he didn't wake up?
|
|
694.had sex with a man who was asleep and he did wake up?
|
|
695.slept through sexual activity (him doing it to you)?
|
|
696.woken up in the midst of a man having sexual activity with you?
|
|
697.given a man a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?
|
|
698.given a man backrub or massage with ulterior motives and it worked?
|
|
699.been petted to orgasm?
|
|
700.petted to orgasm?
|
|
701.performed fellatio ("oral stimulation of the penis" Webster)?
|
|
702.gagged when they came in your mouth?
|
|
703.received oral sex?
|
|
704.performed mutual oral sex ('69')?
|
|
705.performed mutual masturbation?
|
|
706.watched while a man masturbated?
|
|
707.had a man watch while you masturbated?
|
|
708.orgasmed in him (if possible)?
|
|
709.had him orgasm in you?
|
|
710.orgasmed on him?
|
|
711.had him orgasm on you?
|
|
712.kissed a man (or boy) on a first date?
|
|
713.necked with a man (or boy) on a first date?
|
|
714.petted with a man (or boy) on a first date?
|
|
715.had oral sex on a first date?
|
|
716.given oral sex on a first date?
|
|
717.fucked on a first date?
|
|
718.had oral sex instead of intercourse?
|
|
719.been seen naked under good lighting by a man (note: nude is
|
|
expected (e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), naked
|
|
is when you didn't expect to be seen (e.g. in the bathroom).)?
|
|
720.seen a man naked under good lighting?
|
|
721.undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you?
|
|
722.been in a man's company while both of you were nude without
|
|
anything steamy happening?
|
|
723.bathed or showered with a man?
|
|
724.let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
|
|
725.washed a man who was perfectly capable of washing himself?
|
|
726.had sex while in the shower?
|
|
727.had sex while taking a bath?
|
|
728."seduced" a virgin?
|
|
|
|
X Son (or daughter) of Steamy Part. Part 2.
|
|
With a female not your spouse or posslq, have you:
|
|
729.been propositioned by a woman for necking or petting?
|
|
730.been propositioned by a woman for any sexual practice?
|
|
731.been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a woman?
|
|
732.been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
733.received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
|
|
734.received a hickey in an intimate location?
|
|
735.been scratched or marked by her?
|
|
736.been nibbled or bit?
|
|
737.been nibbled or bit in an intimate location?
|
|
738.had a woman fondled or stroked your clothed legs?
|
|
739.had a woman fondled or stroked your clothed body?
|
|
740.had a woman stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples?
|
|
741.had a woman pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered genitals
|
|
742.had a woman fondled or stroked your bare legs?
|
|
743.had a woman fondled or stroked your bare body?
|
|
744.had a woman stroke or fondle your bare breast or nipples?
|
|
745.have a woman pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals?
|
|
746.propositioned a woman for necking or petting?
|
|
747.propositioned a woman for any sexual practice?
|
|
748.pinched or patted a woman's buttocks?
|
|
749.kissed a woman below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
750.petted above or below the waist?
|
|
751.given a hickey to a woman?
|
|
752.given a hickey in an intimate location?
|
|
753.left scratches or nail marks on her?
|
|
754.left teeth marks?
|
|
755.left teeth marks in an intimate location?
|
|
756.fondled or stroked a woman's clothed legs?
|
|
757.fondled or stroked a woman's clothed body?
|
|
758.stroked or fondled a woman's clothed breast or nipple?
|
|
759.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's covered genitals
|
|
760.fondled or stroked a woman's bare legs?
|
|
761.fondled or stroked a woman's bare body?
|
|
762.stroked or fondled a woman's bare breast or nipple?
|
|
763.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's bare genitals?
|
|
764.been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?
|
|
765.had you fingers licked or sucked?
|
|
766.licked or sucked a woman's fingers?
|
|
767.had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?
|
|
768.licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman's ear?
|
|
769.fondled a woman who was asleep?
|
|
770.woken up being fondled?
|
|
771.had sex with a woman who was asleep and she didn't wake up?
|
|
772.had sex with a woman who was asleep and she did wake up?
|
|
773.slept through sexual activity (she doing it to you)?
|
|
774.woken up in the midst of a woman having sexual activity with you?
|
|
775.given a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?
|
|
776.given a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives and it worked?
|
|
777.been petted to orgasm?
|
|
778.petted to orgasm?
|
|
779.performed cunnilingus ("oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris")?
|
|
780.received oral sex?
|
|
781.performed mutual oral sex ('69')?
|
|
782.performed mutual masturbation?
|
|
783.watched while a woman masturbated?
|
|
784.had a woman watch while you masturbated?
|
|
785.orgasmed in her (if possible)?
|
|
786.orgasmed on her?
|
|
787.had her orgasm on you?
|
|
788.kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date?
|
|
789.necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date?
|
|
790.petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date?
|
|
791.had oral sex on a first date?
|
|
792.given oral sex on a first date?
|
|
793.fucked on a first date?
|
|
794.had oral sex instead of intercourse?
|
|
795.been seen naked under good lighting by a woman (note: nude
|
|
is expected (e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), naked
|
|
is when you didn't expect to be seen (e.g. in the bathroom).)?
|
|
796.seen a woman naked under good lighting?
|
|
797.undressed under good lighting, knowing a woman was watching you?
|
|
798.been in a woman's company while both of you were nude without
|
|
anything steamy happening?
|
|
799.bathed or showered with a woman (non-coed facilities don't count)?
|
|
800.let a woman wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing
|
|
it yourself?
|
|
801.washed a woman who was perfectly capable of washing herself?
|
|
802.had sex while in the shower?
|
|
803.had sex while taking a bath?
|
|
804."seduced" a virgin?
|
|
|
|
XI Locality
|
|
"have you done it on a plane,
|
|
have you done it on a train"
|
|
have you done it in your bed,
|
|
have you done it on your head"
|
|
Have you, have you,
|
|
had green eggs and ham" (with apologies to Dr Suess)
|
|
have you:
|
|
805.necked while hot tubbing?
|
|
806.had oral sex while hot tubbing?
|
|
807.fucked while hot tubbing,?
|
|
808.in a sauna or steam bath, ever necked?
|
|
809.in a sauna or steam bath had oral sex?
|
|
810.in a sauna or steam bath fucked?
|
|
811.necked/petted in a place of religion?
|
|
812.had oral sex in a place of religion?
|
|
813.fucked in a place of religion?
|
|
814.necked/petted in a place of the dead (morgue, cemetery, mortuary,
|
|
crypt or coffin)?
|
|
815.had oral sex in a place of the dead?
|
|
816.fucked in a place of the dead?
|
|
817.necked/petted in a movie theatre?
|
|
818.had oral sex during a movie?
|
|
819.fucked during a movie?
|
|
820.necked/petted in a sports area (stadium, court, track, or ballfield)?
|
|
821.had oral sex in a sports area?
|
|
822.fucked in a sports area?
|
|
823.necked/petted in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds
|
|
GWT (a car or small pickup)?
|
|
824.had oral sex in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
|
|
825.fucked in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
|
|
826.in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van,
|
|
pickup), necked/petted?
|
|
827.in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
|
|
828.in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?
|
|
829.necked/petted in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds
|
|
GWT (a semi or RV)?
|
|
830.had oral sex in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?
|
|
831.fucked in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?
|
|
832.necked/petted in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds
|
|
GWT (a car or small pickup)?
|
|
833.had oral sex in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
|
|
834.fucked in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
|
|
835.in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup),
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
836.in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
|
|
837.in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?
|
|
838.necked/petted in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT
|
|
(a semi or RV)?
|
|
839.had oral sex in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?
|
|
840.fucked in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?
|
|
841.necked/petted with the operator of a moving vehicle?
|
|
842.had oral sex with the operator of a moving vehicle?
|
|
843.fucked the operator of a moving vehicle?
|
|
844.as the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/petted?
|
|
845.as the operator of a moving vehicle, received oral sex?
|
|
846.as the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked?
|
|
847.necked/petted on horseback (just don't scare the horses)?
|
|
848.had oral sex on horseback?
|
|
849.fucked on horseback?
|
|
850.had sex at a public event (such as a rock concert, rally, or riot)?
|
|
851.had sex with a hermaphrodite?
|
|
852.necked/petted on a train?
|
|
853.had oral sex on a train?
|
|
854.fucked on a train?
|
|
855.necked/petted on a boat?
|
|
856.had oral sex on a boat?
|
|
857.fucked on a boat?
|
|
858.had oral sex on a ship?
|
|
859.fucked on a ship?
|
|
860.necked/petted in an aircraft in flight?
|
|
861.had oral sex in an aircraft in flight?
|
|
862.fucked in an aircraft in flight?
|
|
863.necked/petted on public transportation (bus, subway, tram or
|
|
trolley)?
|
|
864.had oral sex on public transportation?
|
|
865.fucked on public transportation?
|
|
866.necked/petted in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet
|
|
or other small, non-moving enclosure?
|
|
867.had oral sex in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet
|
|
or other small, non-moving enclosure?
|
|
868.fucked in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet or other
|
|
small, non-moving enclosure?
|
|
869.while in an elevator, or on an escalator or other people mover,
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
870.in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, had
|
|
oral sex?
|
|
871.fucked in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover?
|
|
872.necked/petted on the roof of a building?
|
|
873.had oral sex on the roof of a building?
|
|
874.fucked on the roof of a building?
|
|
875.necked/petted on the roof of a building where others might see you?
|
|
876.had oral sex on the roof of a building where others might see you?
|
|
877.fucked on the roof of a building where others might see you?
|
|
878.necked/petted in the snow?
|
|
879.had oral sex in the snow?
|
|
880.fucked in the snow (now that's fucking cold)?
|
|
881.had oral sex out of doors?
|
|
882.fucked out of doors?
|
|
883.had oral sex in a semi public location where there was a possibi-
|
|
lity of discovery?
|
|
884.fucked in a semi public location where there was a possibility
|
|
of discovery?
|
|
885.because there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex
|
|
in a semi public locale?
|
|
886.because there was a possibility of discovery, fucked in a semi
|
|
public locale?
|
|
887.necked/petted in a library?
|
|
888.had oral sex in a library?
|
|
889.fucked in a library?
|
|
890.necked/petted in a free flowing body of water (river, lake,
|
|
swimming pool, ocean)?
|
|
891.had oral sex in a free flowing body of water (river, lake,
|
|
swimming pool, ocean)?
|
|
892.fucked in a free flowing body of water (river, lake, swimming
|
|
pool, ocean)?
|
|
893.had sexual activity in a household room other than the bedroom
|
|
(kitchen, hallway, living room)?
|
|
894.had sexual activity on the floor?
|
|
895.had sexual activity on a piece of furniture not normally used
|
|
for resting humans on (i.e. microwave, washing machine, tv [acroba-
|
|
tic aren't you])?
|
|
896.showered with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-coed'
|
|
facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?
|
|
897.had oral sex while showering with a member of the opposite
|
|
sex in a 'non-coed' facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?
|
|
898.fucked while showering with a member of the opposite sex in
|
|
a 'non-coed' facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?
|
|
|
|
XII Style
|
|
899.pointed and laughed?
|
|
900.eaten oysters?
|
|
901.eaten prairie oysters?
|
|
902.eaten a banana in a provocative manner?
|
|
903.eaten an ice cream cone in a provocative manner?
|
|
904.used an aphrodisiac?
|
|
905.used amyl nitrate?
|
|
906.taken something to "improve" your performance?
|
|
907.coined 'pet' names for your genitalia?
|
|
908.coined 'pet' names for your partner's genitalia?
|
|
909.taken notes during arguments, in order to remember the good lines?
|
|
910.volunteered to sleep in the wet spot?
|
|
911.accepted sex and now wish you hadn't?
|
|
912.turned down sex and now wish you hadn't?
|
|
913.didn't think it promiscuous having different partners annually?
|
|
914.didn't think it promiscuous having different partners monthly?
|
|
915.didn't think it promiscuous having different partners weekly?
|
|
916.didn't think it promiscuous having different partners daily?
|
|
917.didn't think it promiscuous having more than one partner in
|
|
at a time?
|
|
918.considered having to installed a 'takaticket' machine (as in
|
|
"now serving number ..")?
|
|
919.made or taken a phone call during sexual activity with someone?
|
|
920.during sexual activity, had your partner make or take a phone
|
|
call with their parent, spouse, or other important type person?
|
|
921.had a general emergency arise during sexual activity (e.g.
|
|
flood,fire, hurricane or Norse Stickball)?
|
|
922.had a minor emergency during sexual activity (e.g. muscle cramp,
|
|
asthmas attack, somebody at the door)?
|
|
923.during sexual activity had any crisis that now causes you great
|
|
merriment (e.g. the bed broke, couldn't get the condom on)?
|
|
924.had nude snapshots taken of you?
|
|
925.taken nude snapshots of someone else?
|
|
926.given nude snapshots, drawings or other artwork, of yourself to someone?
|
|
927.engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session
|
|
with the same partner?
|
|
928.engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session
|
|
with multiple partners?
|
|
929.performed ritual sexual activity as part of a religious practice
|
|
(Tantric Yoga or Fertility Rites)?
|
|
930.had or caused multiple orgasms?
|
|
931.had sex until one of you was sore?
|
|
932.intentionally been bruised or injured during any sexual activity?
|
|
933.intentionally bruised or injured someone during any sexual
|
|
activity?
|
|
934.spanked anyone before or during sex?
|
|
935.been sore on the morning after?
|
|
936.had sex to Ravel's Bolero?
|
|
937.had sex to the Blue Danube?
|
|
938.had sex to any other classical selection?
|
|
939.disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity?
|
|
940.been a screamer?
|
|
941.fucked dorsally ('doggy' style)?
|
|
942.fucked in the female superior position?
|
|
943.fucked sitting up?
|
|
944.fucked standing up?
|
|
945.fucked while still clothed ('down with trousers, up with dresses!')?
|
|
946.fallen asleep during sex?
|
|
947.talked dirty during sexual activity?
|
|
948.fainted as a result of orgasm (give them a stud point!)?
|
|
949.had sex before breakfast?
|
|
950.had sex instead of lunch (good aerobics and low on calories)?
|
|
951.had a 'quickie'?
|
|
952.had your partner fall asleep during intercourse or oral sex?
|
|
953.had your partner faint during intercourse or oral sex as a
|
|
result of orgasm (take a stud point!)?
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|
954.been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a time?
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955.had sex more than five times in twenty four hours?
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956.had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour time period?
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957.gone in public after sex w/o bathing (and you're sure everyone
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can tell it too)?
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958.had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
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959.been involved in a gang bang (banger or bangee) (being gang
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raped doesn't count)?
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960.had sex with spectators?
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961.been, or kept, a mistress?
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962.been, or had, a 'kept man'?
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963.been involved in a menage-a-trios?
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964.been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?
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965.invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?
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966.participated in an orgy or similar group activity?
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967.made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar group activity?
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968.been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy(or
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girl)friend of either of you returned unexpectedly?
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969.been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy(or
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girl)friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them
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excuse themselves and tell you to continue?
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970.been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy(or
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girl)friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them
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excuse themselves and tell you to continue, and you were able?
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971.walked in on your significant other while they were engaged
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in sexual activity with someone else?
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972.walked in on your significant other while they were engaged
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in sexual activity with someone else, excused yourself and left
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them to continue?
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973.walked in on your parents?
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974.walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual
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activity?
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975.walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity
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you thought was too weird?
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976.walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity
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you hadn't thought possible?
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977.walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual
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activity, and been asked to join and did so?
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978.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
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activity and declare 'I didn't think that was possible'?
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979.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
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activity and declare 'too weird'?
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980.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
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activity and ask to join?
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981.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
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activity and you asked them to join?
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(the following are where you have been attracted to someone
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because of their social status)
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982.initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical profession
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(Your doctor, nurse or therapist)?
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983.initiated sexual activity with someone in authority (your parole
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officer, psychiatrist, or babysitter)?
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984.initiated sexual activity with a member of the legal profession
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(lawyer, judge, or paralegal)?
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985.initiated sexual activity with a member of the academic community
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(Professor, instructor, TA)?
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986.initiated sexual activity with an intellectual (librarian,
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author, essayist, or scribe)?
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987.initiated sexual activity with someone in uniform (Army, Navy,
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Marines, Post Office, Cub Scout)?
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988.initiated sexual activity with a member of an 'out' group (someon-
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e you wouldn't take home to meet the family, e.g. a biker, air
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head or securities broker)?
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989.had sexual activity with a member of a sports team (or cheer
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leader)?
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XIII Testing.
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have you:
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990.had an unauthorized crib sheet for a test?
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991.flunked an IQ test?
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992.had to study for a blood test?
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993.lied on a Purity Test to improve you score?
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994.done something with the intent to 'improve' your Purity Test
|
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scores or used a Test for inspiration?
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995.been jealous of, or impressed by, someone else's test scores?
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996.read a Purity Test aloud, without omitting sections or being
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embarrassed?
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997.administered a group Purity Test?
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998.taken a group purity test?
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999.written or rewritten a Purity Test?
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1000.remembered something by taking a Purity Test?
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|
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XIIII Extra Credit:
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If you have read de Sade's "Justine." add five points.
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Add ten points if you have read de Sade's "120 days of Sodom
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& Gomorrah."
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If you know (no guessing) who followed Hendrix at Woodstock,
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add one point.
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Add ten points if you were at Woodstock.
|
|
If you know (experiencially) what a Scot wears under his kilt,
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add three points (and 3 more if you're female).
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If you have worn a strapless gown and are male add one point.
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|
If you've tied someone up and shown them to others and they were
|
|
naked, add one point.
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|
If you've tied someone up naked, shown them to others and they
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|
were unaware this was intended, add five points.
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If you've been tied up knowing you might be seen naked by others,
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add five points.
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Add ten points if you've been tied up knowing you would be seen
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naked by others.
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If you've carried a condom 'just in case' and you are female
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add one point.
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Subtract one point if your partner turns out to have been underage,
|
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and you hadn't suspected.
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If you thought the section on Bondage would involve Banks and
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|
Corporate Debt subtract one point .
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Subtract two points if something was later revealed to be see
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through (tent, clothing, curtains).
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If you had to have an obscene phone call explained to you, subtract two poin
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|
|
|
Now total your score
|
|
To get your purity percent, subtract the number of yes answers from
|
|
1000 and divide the result by 10.0
|
|
Don't forget the extra points
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|
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--------------------------------------------------------
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Test results. Age)__ gender)__ Primary orientation)__
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Single, Posslq''d, married, divorced)__ 14.IIII.90
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I Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities
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1)__ 2)__ 3)__ 4)__ 5)__ 6)__ 7)__ 8)__ 9)__ 10)__
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11)__ 12)__ 13)__ 14)__ 15)__ 16)__ 17)__ 18)__ 19)__ 20)__
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21)__ 22)__ 23)__ 24)__ 25)__ 26)__ 27)__ 28)__ 29)__ 30)__
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31)__ 32)__ 33)__ 34)__ 35)__ 36)__ 37)__ 38)__ 39)__ 40)__
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41)__ 42)__ 43)__ 44)__ 45)__ 46)__ 47)__ 48)__ 49)__ 50)__
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51)__ 52)__ 53)__ 54)__ 55)__ 56)__ 57)__ 58)__ 59)__ 60)__
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61)__ 62)__ 63)__ 64)__ 65)__ 66)__ 67)__ 68)__ 69)__
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II Autoerotica (No, it doesn't mean 'love of cars')
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70)__ 71)__ 72)__ 73)__ 74)__ 75)__ 76)__ 77)__ 78)__ 79)__
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80)__ 81)__ 82)__ 83)__ 84)__ 85)__ 86)__ 87)__ 88)__ 89)__
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90)__ 91)__ 92)__ 93)__ 94)__ 95)__ 96)__ 97)__ 98)__ 99)__
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100)__101)__102)__103)__104)__105)__106)__107)__108)__109)__
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110)__111)__112)__113)__114)__115)__116)__117)__118)__119)__
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120)__121)__122)__123)__124)__125)__126)__127)__128)__129)__
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130)__131)__132)__
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III Ethical Considerations
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133)__134)__135)__136)__137)__138)__139)__140)__141)__142)__
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143)__144)__145)__146)__147)__148)__149)__150)__151)__152)__
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153)__154)__155)__156)__157)__158)__159)__160)__161)__162)__
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163)__164)__165)__166)__167)__168)__169)__170)__171)__172)__
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173)__174)__175)__176)__177)__178)__179)__180)__181)__182)__
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183)__184)__185)__186)__187)__188)__189)__190)__191)__192)__
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193)__194)__195)__196)__197)__198)__199)__200)__201)__202)__
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203)__204)__205)__206)__207)__208)__209)__210)__211)__212)__
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213)__214)__215)__216)__217)__218)__219)__220)__221)__222)__
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223)__224)__225)__226)__227)__228)__229)__230)__231)__232)__
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233)__234)__235)__236)__237)__238)__239)__240)__241)__242)__
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243)__244)__245)__246)__
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|
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IIII Legal technicalities
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247)__248)__249)__250)__251)__252)__253)__254)__255)__256)__
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257)__258)__259)__260)__261)__262)__263)__264)__265)__266)__
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267)__268)__269)__270)__271)__272)__273)__274)__275)__276)__
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277)__278)__279)__280)__281)__282)__283)__284)__285)__286)__
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287)__288)__289)__290)__291)__292)__293)__294)__295)__296)__
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297)__298)__299)__300)__301)__302)__303)__304)__305)__306)__
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307)__308)__309)__310)__311)__312)__313)__314)__315)__316)__
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|
|
|
V Things to do and people to do them with. (The nitty and the gritty)
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317)__318)__319)__320)__321)__322)__323)__324)__325)__326)__
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327)__328)__329)__330)__331)__332)__333)__334)__335)__336)__
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337)__338)__339)__340)__341)__342)__343)__344)__345)__346)__
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347)__348)__349)__350)__351)__352)__353)__354)__355)__356)__
|
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357)__358)__359)__360)__361)__362)__363)__364)__365)__366)__
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367)__368)__369)__370)__371)__372)__373)__374)__375)__376)__
|
|
377)__
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|
|
|
VI Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll
|
|
378)__379)__380)__381)__382)__383)__384)__385)__386)__387)__
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|
388)__389)__390)__391)__392)__393)__394)__395)__396)__397)__
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398)__399)__400)__401)__402)__403)__404)__405)__406)__407)__
|
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408)__409)__410)__411)__412)__413)__414)__415)__416)__417)__
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418)__419)__420)__421)__422)__423)__424)__425)__426)__427)__
|
|
428)__429)__430)__431)__432)__433)__434)__435)__436)__437)__
|
|
438)__439)__440)__441)__442)__443)__444)__445)__446)__447)__
|
|
448)__449)__450)__451)__452)__453)__454)__455)__456)__457)__
|
|
458)__459)__460)__461)__462)__463)__464)__465)__466)__467)__
|
|
468)__469)__470)__
|
|
|
|
VII The Erotic, the Kinky, the Tacky and the possibly Perverted
|
|
471)__472)__473)__474)__475)__476)__477)__478)__479)__480)__
|
|
481)__482)__483)__484)__485)__486)__487)__488)__489)__490)__
|
|
491)__492)__493)__494)__495)__496)__497)__498)__499)__500)__
|
|
501)__502)__503)__504)__505)__506)__507)__508)__509)__510)__
|
|
511)__512)__513)__514)__515)__516)__517)__518)__519)__520)__
|
|
521)__522)__523)__524)__525)__526)__527)__528)__529)__530)__
|
|
531)__532)__533)__534)__535)__536)__537)__538)__539)__540)__
|
|
541)__542)__543)__544)__545)__546)__547)__548)__549)__550)__
|
|
551)__552)__553)__554)__555)__556)__557)__558)__559)__560)__
|
|
561)__562)__563)__564)__565)__566)__567)__568)__569)__570)__
|
|
571)__572)__573)__574)__575)__576)__577)__578)__579)__580)__
|
|
581)__582)__583)__584)__585)__586)__587)__588)__589)__590)__
|
|
591)__592)__593)__594)__595)__596)__597)__598)__599)__600)__
|
|
601)__602)__603)__604)__605)__606)__
|
|
|
|
VIII It's Gwendoline time! (Bondage)
|
|
607)__608)__609)__610)__611)__612)__613)__614)__615)__616)__
|
|
617)__618)__619)__620)__621)__622)__623)__624)__625)__626)__
|
|
627)__628)__629)__630)__631)__632)__633)__634)__635)__636)__
|
|
637)__638)__639)__640)__641)__642)__643)__644)__645)__646)__
|
|
647)__648)__649)__650)__
|
|
|
|
IX Non-Platonic Activities (The steamy part.) Part 1.
|
|
651)__652)__653)__654)__655)__656)__657)__658)__659)__660)__
|
|
661)__662)__663)__664)__665)__666)__667)__668)__669)__670)__
|
|
671)__672)__673)__674)__675)__676)__677)__678)__679)__680)__
|
|
681)__682)__683)__684)__685)__686)__687)__688)__689)__690)__
|
|
691)__692)__693)__694)__695)__696)__697)__698)__699)__700)__
|
|
701)__702)__703)__704)__705)__706)__707)__708)__709)__710)__
|
|
711)__712)__713)__714)__715)__716)__717)__718)__719)__720)__
|
|
721)__722)__723)__724)__725)__726)__727)__728)__
|
|
|
|
X Son (or daughter) of Steamy Part. Part 2.
|
|
729)__730)__731)__732)__733)__734)__735)__736)__737)__738)__
|
|
739)__740)__741)__742)__743)__744)__745)__746)__747)__748)__
|
|
749)__750)__751)__752)__753)__754)__755)__756)__757)__758)__
|
|
759)__760)__761)__762)__763)__764)__765)__766)__767)__768)__
|
|
769)__770)__771)__772)__773)__774)__775)__776)__777)__778)__
|
|
779)__780)__781)__782)__783)__784)__785)__786)__787)__788)__
|
|
789)__790)__791)__792)__793)__794)__795)__796)__797)__798)__
|
|
799)__800)__801)__802)__803)__804)__
|
|
|
|
XI Locality
|
|
805)__806)__807)__808)__809)__810)__811)__812)__813)__814)__
|
|
815)__816)__817)__818)__819)__820)__821)__822)__823)__824)__
|
|
825)__826)__827)__828)__829)__830)__831)__832)__833)__834)__
|
|
835)__836)__837)__838)__839)__840)__841)__842)__843)__844)__
|
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845)__846)__847)__848)__849)__850)__851)__852)__853)__854)__
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855)__856)__857)__858)__859)__860)__861)__862)__863)__864)__
|
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865)__866)__867)__868)__869)__870)__871)__872)__873)__874)__
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875)__876)__877)__878)__879)__880)__881)__882)__883)__884)__
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885)__886)__887)__888)__889)__890)__891)__892)__893)__894)__
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895)__896)__897)__898)__
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|
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|
XII Style
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|
899)__900)__901)__902)__903)__904)__905)__906)__907)__908)__
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909)__910)__911)__912)__913)__914)__915)__916)__917)__918)__
|
|
919)__920)__921)__922)__923)__924)__925)__926)__927)__928)__
|
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929)__930)__931)__932)__933)__934)__935)__936)__937)__938)__
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939)__940)__941)__942)__943)__944)__945)__946)__947)__948)__
|
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949)__950)__951)__952)__953)__954)__955)__956)__957)__958)__
|
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959)__960)__961)__962)__963)__964)__965)__966)__967)__968)__
|
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969)__970)__971)__972)__973)__974)__975)__976)__977)__978)__
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979)__980)__981)__982)__983)__984)__985)__986)__987)__988)__
|
|
989)__
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|
XIII Testing.
|
|
990)__991)__992)__993)__994)__995)__996)__997)__998)__999)__
|
|
1000)__
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|
|
|
XIIII Extra Credit:
|
|
|