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Subject: The wonders of modern medicine
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I was told this by the president of my waterski club last night - I
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don't know where he got it from.
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Three men sitting around a campfire telling stories. The conversation
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turns to medical miracles:
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First man: There's a guy who lives up the street from me who used to
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work in construction. One day last year his hand got run over by a
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bulldozer. Whatever those doctors did, it's really amazing - today
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he's a concert pianist.
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Second man: That's nothing. I knew a guy in college - laziest bum I
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ever knew. He was really fat and out of shape. He was trying to
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hitch a ride one day and got hit by a truck. Broke nearly every damn
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bone in his body. Somehow they put him back together better than he
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was before. Now he's a triathlete and he's planning to try out for
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the olympics.
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Third man: Yeah, well I knew this poor retarded kid. He couldn't do a
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whole lot, but someone at the dynamite factory got charitable and gave
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him a job as a stockboy. Anyways, he's working in the warehouse one
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day and gets locked in. It's dark and he can't find the door. Not
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being too bright, he lit a match to try and find his way. The whole
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place exploded. All they could find of him was his asshole and his
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eyebrows. From that little bit they were able to put him back
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together and today that kid is the governor of Massachusetts.
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