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TOP TEN LIST OF THINGS EVEN THOSE NASTY CHAUVINIST DOLL
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MAKERS DECIDED NOT TO HAVE BARBIE SAY
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10. All I've had today is a half an orange and a Diet
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Coke!
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9. I can't type that - I broke a nail!
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8. My favorite books are the Bible and the Cat in the Hat!
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7. I've got Daddy's credit card!
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6. $500 for an oil change? OK!
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5. Really? I've never been backstage at a real rock
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concert before!
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4. Well, I guess you did pay for dinner....
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3. I still like it when men hold the door for me!
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2. Do you really think I have talent?
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1. More tequila? For me?
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TOP TEN COMPUTER RELATED PHOBIAS FOR THE NINETIES
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10. GIphobia - fear of d/ling a graphic with a "hot"
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sounding filename that turns out to be a naked picture of
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a gender you're not attracted to.
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9. FBIphobia - fear that the lamer with the C64 who's been
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bugging your board is really Carlos the terrorist and
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intelligence agencies think you've been offering him a
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safe haven.
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8. Sexiphobia - fear that the SX machine you just bought
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will be obsolete before you can drive home with it.
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7. Happybirthdaytoyouphobia - fear that your hard drive
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will at any moment burst into song.
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6. Nochoicephobia - fear of recursive DEL C:\*.* Are you
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sure? (Y/y)
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5. Orphaniphobia - fear that you might have just bought a
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computer from Radio Shack.
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4. Justicehurtsphobia (pronounced "just desserts") - fear
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some men have that whenever they log onto a system women
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on other nodes will force them into on-line chats and
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talk smutty to them.
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3. BadREPphobia - the fear that people will think you are
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"loose" because you will cheerfully send messages to
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anyone and everyone.
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2. NoQWKphobia - the fear that the only message you'll
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find at log-on will be "there are no new messages for you
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in this or any conference, nor is there likely to be in
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the near future so don't waste your time calling back in
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a hurry."
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1. Divorceophobia - fear that when your spouse says, "I'm
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not kidding, honey, you gotta make a choice - either that
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machine goes or I do!" you will inadvertently hesitate
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that fatal half second before responding.
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