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Subject: Journos!
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Whilst on bush-walking trips, one hears many offensive jokes, and this
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one is no exception.....
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One day a journalist, hard-up for a story, was sitting on an Australian beach.
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As he gazed pensively out to sea, he saw a young woman thrashing about in the
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water. Upon further observation, he saw a shark circling her. His adrenalin
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pumping, he wondered what he could do to save her. Then a well built young
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man, who was jogging along the beach, suddenly dashed into the sea, karate
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chopped the shark, killing it, and helped the young woman swim to the beach.
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The excited journalist, seeing a fantastic story, ran up to the young man and
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said, "That was the most courageous thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm
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going to let the world know about this. You'll be famous. I can see it now,
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<Brave Bronzed Aussie Saves Girl From Killer Shark>!"
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The young man turned to the journalist and said, "But I'm British."
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The journalist replied, without losing enthusiasm, "Oh, that doesn't matter."
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The next day, the headlines read, <Pommie Bastard Kills Girl's Pet>.
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