23 lines
1.1 KiB
Standard ML
23 lines
1.1 KiB
Standard ML
Horse Feathers BBS
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50/50: Old Russian Joke
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Date: Wed Apr 05 17:38:25 1989
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One morning Brezhnev wake up, look out the window, see sun rising.
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Brezhnev smiled at sun, said, "Good morning, Sun!"
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Sun said, "Good morning, Comrade Brezhnev, how are you today? Such a
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pleasure to see you."
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Well, Brezhnev is amazed. He finds his most trusted aide and tells him
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about it. Aide says, "Comrade, you are out of your gourd."
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So Brezhnev takes his aide to the Red Square. By this time it is noon.
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Brezhnev looks at the Sun in the zenith and says, "Hello, Sun!"
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Sun says, "Good day, Leonid Illich, how are you today? Such a pleasure to
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see you!"
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Well, they are both amazed. They spend the rest of the day arranging a
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special surprise parade. Finally, at sunset, half of Moscow crowding the Red
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Square, all of Politbureau standing on the Mausoleum balcony, Brezhnev
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triumphantly strode out and announced:
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"Comrades! Watch this:"
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He turned to the Sun and said, "Good evening, Sun!"
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Sun said, "F**k you, a**hole, I'm in the West now..."
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