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69 lines
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Subject: Hit the penny...
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This joke was told by a woman (didn't get her name) from the West
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Virginia Bankers' Association during Comedy Night at Robby's (a local
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night club) in Huntington West Virginia:
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There was a girl who just started working in a bank. Every day, she
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noticed that a very attractive man walked by her office. She discovered
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that he was the bank president and that he made quite a lot of money. She
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decided that she would like to get to know this man, but she was not
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quite sure what to do to get him to ask her out on a date.
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She went to her analyst and he gave her some advice. While she was around
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this man he suggested that she pretend a string was attached to the top
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of her head and that it hung down her left side to her waist. She was to
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also to pretend that a penny was attached to the end of the string. When
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she walked near this guy she was to pretend to hit the penny with her
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left hip. This, stated the analyst, would cause him to notice her.
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The next day, she passed the man in the hall and began moving her left
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hip. In her head she was thinking, "Hit the penny... hit the penny... hit
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the penny..." Just as the analyst predicted, the man noticed her and
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stopped to chat for a while.
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This worked well for a few days, but the man never did ask her out. She
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talked to her analyst again, and this time he told her to pretend that
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she also had another string attached to the top of her head that hung
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down to her right hip. Attached to this string was a nickel. As she
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walked near the man she was now to use her hips to first hit the penny
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and then hit the nickel.
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The next day at work, she saw the man and began moving her hips. In her
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head she was thinking, "Hit the penny... hit the nickel... hit the
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penny... hit the nickel..." Just as predicted, the man stopped her and
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asked her out on a date.
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After a few weeks and numerous dates later, the girl decided that she
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wanted this man to ask her to marry him. After talking to her analyst, he
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suggested she pretend she had another string attached to the top of her
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head that hung down her back to her bottom, and attached to this string
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was a dime. She was now to use her hips to hit all of these coins.
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The next day they had a date, and when she saw the man she began moving
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her hips again. In her head she was thinking, "Hit the penny... hit the
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nickel... hit the dime... hit the penny... hit the nickel... hit the
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dime..." That night, just as the analyst predicted, the man asked her to
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marry him.
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She was very happy, and began to make wedding plans. She also began to
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worry about her honeymoon because she was a virgin and was not well
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versed in the art of making love. She talked to her analyst again and
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this time he told her to pretend that one more string was attached to the
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top of her head and than it hung down in front of her to her private
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parts. He told her to hit the coins when she was making love to her new
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husband.
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A few weeks later her wedding day arrived. After the ceremony the newly
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married couple rushed of to their honeymoon. That night she went into the
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bathroom at the hotel and practiced moving her hips. "Hit the penny...
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hit the nickel... hit the dime... hit the quarter... hit the penny... hit
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the nickel... hit the dime... hit the quarter..."
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Soon they were in bed together and as they began making love she started
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moving her hips. In her head she was thinking, "Hit the penny... hit the
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nickel... hit the dime... hit the quarter... hit the penny... hit the
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nickel... hit the dime... hit the quarter... Oh, forget the small
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change... hit the quarter... hit the quarter... hit the quarter..."
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