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Favorite joke (Cajun-dialect joke about drunks in a graveyard)
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This is very similar to a joke told by Dave Allen on one of his
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shows (British program 'Dave Allen at Large').
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A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through a
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graveyard. It is raining heavily and very dark. The drunk
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fails to see an open grave and falls into it. He tries to
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climb out of it, but it is too deep and the rain has turned
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the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He
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gives up after a while and decides to spend the night there.
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A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and decides
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to take the same shortcut through the graveyard. He, too,
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falls into that open grave and tries to climb out but the
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mud is too slippery. The first drunk is still sitting there
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and watches as the other drunk tries but fails to get out.
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The first drunk stands up, taps the second drunk on the shoulder
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and tells him, "You'll never get out!".
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He did.
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Dave Allen is an excellent storyteller and a very inventive
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comedian. I'm afraid that just reading it here doesn't do justice
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to it.
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